Complete the headline: "World to end tomorrow..........."
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AM -Temp 68-72, Sunny with light wind 5 to10mph
Afternoon - Temp 75-80, Partly cloudy, with 30% chance of showers.
Evening - Temp -50 to 130+F, Wind 100-300mph gusting up to 750mph, Thunderstorms, Snow, Beachball size hail, and Brimstone.
Harold is now 89 years old. What are the odds given in Vegas that he is correct?
Look at that kind old man's face. Would he lie to you?
The rolling earthquakes so that each time zone is destroyed at exactly 6 PM is a bit much, however. I assume it will start at the meridian where the day changes precisely.
Quote: rxwineKeep predicting the world will end, and sooner or later you might be right.
BTW: what is the real difference if it is sooner or later? lol
Quote: rxwineBeachball size hail, and Brimstone.
I love it!
What in the hell (forgive the pun) is brimstone anyway? And you forgot fire. Brimstone is always accompanied by fire.
Rolling earthquakes? Cool. I hadn't heard that part.Quote: pacomartinThe rolling earthquakes so that each time zone is destroyed at exactly 6 PM is a bit much, however. I assume it will start at the meridian where the day changes precisely.
Quote: WizardI love it!
What in the hell (forgive the pun) is brimstone anyway? And you forgot fire. Brimstone is always accompanied by fire.
Brimstone means sulfur in Biblical terms. Burning sulfur will kill you, it produces sulfur dioxide, and it really really stinks.
Quote: pacomartinThe rolling earthquakes so that each time zone is destroyed at exactly 6 PM is a bit much, however. I assume it will start at the meridian where the day changes precisely.
At least I'll get to watch the Preakness!
Quote: Wavy70Jesus better be ready to show his birth certificate.
The difference is neither Jesus nor his followers think he is Barack Obama.
Quote: Morphiusall over the internet people are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Between this and Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child, it must have been an easy week for joke writers to come up with material.
Quote:Did you know: 75 million years ago today, God whisked all the good little dinosaurs away to heaven. #velocirapture
Quote: Bill MaharBetween the Dominique Strauss-Kahn and Arnold Schwarzenegger stories, this was a tough week for maids. In fact, when I ran into my own maid in the kitchen this morning she looked very nervous and said, "Okay, I'll do the windows."
Quote: AZDuffmanThe difference is neither Jesus nor his followers think he is Barack Obama.
Don't tell the teaparty Jesus is a foreigner.
Quote: WizardBetween this and Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child, it must have been an easy week for joke writers to come up with material.
It was far easier to joke about Arnolds lover than to actually view her.
Quote: Wavy70It was far easier to joke about Arnolds lover than to actually view her.
Arnold is an egotistical asshole. He cannot keep it in his pants. When he first started making movies in the 70's, he was warned countless times to quit hitting on every woman on the set. People who know him say he's all ego, he knows everything and is always right. He would have made a good Nazi, Hitler was from Austria too.
Quote: EvenBobArnold is an egotistical asshole. He cannot keep it in his pants. When he first started making movies in the 70's, he was warned countless times to quit hitting on every woman on the set. People who know him say he's all ego, he knows everything and is always right.
Plus, he smokes a cigar indoors. Only assholes do that. And I bet we see more women coming forward about other children in the weeks to come, just like we saw with Tiger Woods.
They find out the world will end tomorrow, and they all lay out their headlines:
WaPo: "World To End Tomorrow...Details on Page B5."
WSJ : "World To End Tomorrow...Markets close early."
USAToday: "IT'S OVER!"
NY Times: "World To End Tomorrow...Women and Minorities Hardest Hit."
Quote: cclub79
NY Times: "World To End Tomorrow...Women and Minorities Hardest Hit."
Thats on old old joke on Rush's show. The Liberal media often uses 'Women and Minorities Hardest Hit' when lambasting some program on the Right they don't like. So Rush uses it now for everything, and its often hilarious.
Quote: EvenBobThats on old old joke on Rush's show. The Liberal media often uses 'Women and Minorities Hardest Hit' when lambasting some program on the Right they don't like. So Rush uses it now for everything, and its often hilarious.
What's funny is Rush usually has the Post be the punchline, but I think it makes a lot more sense for the Times. The Post is not as blatantly partisan in EVERY editorial decision.
Iceland's most active volcano is erupting
That's an awesome photo.
Quote: Wizard... it must have been an easy week for joke writers to come up with material.
My son was married yesterday afternoon -- it's been a great weekend all around. As part of the Episcopal rector's admonition to the couple in expressing their vows, he said, "Make this a somber vow, as if it is the end of the world." He then gently mocked the doomsayers, describing them politely as, "Christians, from California of course ...."
