vert1276
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May 4th, 2011 at 11:31:08 AM permalink
Ok this joke might be in poor taste but I thought it was funny!

Next time you go into a bar order an "Osama Bin Laden" when the bartender asks "whats that?" tell him its 2 shots with a splash of water! LOL
FarFromVegas
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May 4th, 2011 at 11:33:52 AM permalink
That's recycling the old Leon Klinghoffer joke. I was a bartender in the Achille Lauro days.
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May 4th, 2011 at 1:32:44 PM permalink
I saw a cartoon that made me laugh. It shows a bunch of stern-looking nuns, each holding a yardstick. the caption says "The 72 virgins were not quite what bin laden expected."
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FarFromVegas
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May 4th, 2011 at 3:03:21 PM permalink
Quote: Nareed

I saw a cartoon that made me laugh. It shows a bunch of stern-looking nuns, each holding a yardstick. the caption says "The 72 virgins were not quite what bin laden expected."



He didn't get 72 virgins; he got 24 Virginians! (The SEALs are based in Virginia.)

I love Jimmy Kimmel's vision of what happens to Bin Laden: Hell-O From Hell
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May 4th, 2011 at 3:21:23 PM permalink
Quote: FarFromVegas

He didn't get 72 virgins; he got 24 Virginians! (The SEALs are based in Virginia.)



Not bad. I recall something along those lines, bin laden going to heaven where he's beaten up by Jefferson, Washington and other Virginians.
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