Ayecarumba
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April 19th, 2011 at 3:23:43 PM permalink
The world is a great big place, filled with wonders that stagger the imagination. Based on your personal experience, fill in the blanks, and if you like, add a backstory, ("Because ______________"):

The best _______ in the whole world is _________________________ .
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AZDuffman
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April 19th, 2011 at 3:43:33 PM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

The world is a great big place, filled with wonders that stagger the imagination. Based on your personal experience, fill in the blanks, and if you like, add a backstory, ("Because ______________"):

The best _______ in the whole world is _________________________ .




The best sports-team in the whole world is the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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JIMMYFOCKER
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April 19th, 2011 at 3:45:13 PM permalink
The best country in the whole world is Spain.
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April 19th, 2011 at 3:51:37 PM permalink
The best question in the world is why?
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April 19th, 2011 at 3:52:34 PM permalink
The best racehorse in the world is Shackleford.
thecesspit
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April 19th, 2011 at 4:06:01 PM permalink
The best sports-team in the world is the Detroit Red Wings
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April 19th, 2011 at 5:28:58 PM permalink
The best BJ in the world was from a 26 year old meth-addled young woman who was just looking for a place to crash.
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April 19th, 2011 at 5:35:17 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

The best BJ in the world was from a 26 year old meth-addled young woman who was just looking for a place to crash.



Is it bad that I am surprised it took that long for a sex reference?
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April 19th, 2011 at 6:13:01 PM permalink
The best meteorologist in the world is Dave Murray (Fox 2, St. Louis). He totally nailed the thunderstorm/tornado outbreak tonight!
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April 19th, 2011 at 6:47:13 PM permalink
The best fried chicken in the whole world is at Bubba's, just two blocks away.

The worst possible place to put the best fried chicken in the whole world is just two blocks away.
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April 19th, 2011 at 7:36:32 PM permalink
The Best asshat in the world is Rob Singer.
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April 19th, 2011 at 7:47:44 PM permalink
Steelers?? RedWings????? Have they won 27 World Championships yet? Combined? Didn't think so.
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April 19th, 2011 at 9:02:43 PM permalink
The best automobiles in the world is by Studebaker.
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April 19th, 2011 at 10:07:14 PM permalink
Quote: DeMango

Steelers?? RedWings????? Have they won 27 World Championships yet? Combined? Didn't think so.



Nope, but I'll take 21 straight years in the playoffs (and counting) and 24 appearances with 11 cups to their credit. The Red Wings are the winningest and most consistent team over the last decade (or two) in North American major league sports.
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April 19th, 2011 at 11:04:52 PM permalink
The best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them.
JIMMYFOCKER
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April 20th, 2011 at 4:59:08 AM permalink
The best casino in the world is the Beau Rivage.
JimMorrison
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April 20th, 2011 at 5:04:14 AM permalink
Quote: thecesspit

Nope, but I'll take 21 straight years in the playoffs (and counting) and 24 appearances with 11 cups to their credit. The Red Wings are the winningest and most consistent team over the last decade (or two) in North American major league sports.



Hell yeah! Go Wings!

The Steelers have always been my AFC team since i was a few years old. Thankfully since the Lions are my NFC, at least one of my teams can be counted on to make the playoffs!
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April 20th, 2011 at 5:41:29 AM permalink
The best state in the US to live in is Colorado.
FarFromVegas
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April 20th, 2011 at 7:12:02 AM permalink
The best group of magicians in the world is right here on this forum.

It can make posts vanish into thin air.... :D
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April 20th, 2011 at 7:16:49 AM permalink
Quote: FarFromVegas

The best group of magicians in the world is right here on this forum.



Thank you. I'll be here all year!

Anyway, the best troll in the world is not Jerry Logan/JL2/Altut.
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rdw4potus
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April 20th, 2011 at 10:42:13 AM permalink
The best train in the world is a Chevy Malibu. We're just listing unrelated things now, right?
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April 20th, 2011 at 11:13:14 AM permalink
The best chocolate chip cookies in the world are the store brand all butter cookies available at Costco. You can almost feel your arteries clogging as you eat them. They're that good.
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April 20th, 2011 at 12:00:16 PM permalink
Quote: JimMorrison

Hell yeah! Go Wings!

The Steelers have always been my AFC team since i was a few years old. Thankfully since the Lions are my NFC, at least one of my teams can be counted on to make the playoffs!



I'm a Lions fan, and have been since I started watching the NFL in 1990 (ish). I support the Wings because of the Lions (I figure stick to one city for your North American pro-sports). I didn't watch hockey till I moved across the pond, but I'm catching up.
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April 20th, 2011 at 12:23:31 PM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

The best sports-team in the whole world is the Pittsburgh Steelers.


True. And from AZ, nice.
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April 20th, 2011 at 12:32:42 PM permalink
I wish there were a way to determine the best sports team. Like the Steelers, Red Wings, Celtics, Yankees, All Blacks, Real Madrid, and (insert Cricket team here) could compete in...ping pong? beer pong? Yachting?...with the winners being the best sports team in the world.
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April 20th, 2011 at 12:48:10 PM permalink
The best looking women in the world are in Miami.
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April 20th, 2011 at 2:11:39 PM permalink
Quote: lucky13

The best looking women in the world are in Miami.



Best looking women in the world on any given night are in Vegas.
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April 20th, 2011 at 5:38:48 PM permalink
Quote: thecesspit

Nope, but I'll take 21 straight years in the playoffs (and counting) and 24 appearances with 11 cups to their credit. The Red Wings are the winningest and most consistent team over the last decade (or two) in North American major league sports.



Sorry, the Pirates are the most consistent sports team. Not for winning, of course.
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April 20th, 2011 at 5:44:06 PM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

Sorry, the Pirates are the most consistent sports team. Not for winning, of course.



LOL Lions are catching up to them!
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April 20th, 2011 at 5:59:55 PM permalink
Quote: JimMorrison

LOL Lions are catching up to them!



Yeah, maybe the Lions can get the Steve Lomnardi Trophy, eh? lol.

Heard they got a MNF Game this year. If there is one.
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April 20th, 2011 at 6:06:48 PM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

Yeah, maybe the Lions can get the Steve Lomnardi Trophy, eh? lol.

Heard they got a MNF Game this year. If there is one.



First MNF in 10 years. I actually went to the last one and they got smoked. It's not a home game but hey at least it's some exposure. If Stafford can stay healthy we really don't have that bad of a team.
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April 20th, 2011 at 6:33:34 PM permalink
The best candy in the world is Ester Price(Dayton Ohio).
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April 20th, 2011 at 6:51:19 PM permalink
The best reality TV host in the world is Padma Lakshmi.


The best hangover prevention in the world is a huge glass of water before bed.


The best city in Texas is Austin.
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April 20th, 2011 at 8:11:02 PM permalink
Quote: JimMorrison

First MNF in 10 years. I actually went to the last one and they got smoked. It's not a home game but hey at least it's some exposure. If Stafford can stay healthy we really don't have that bad of a team.



This is Stafford's make or break year. The defence has some tools (and Suh) and the offence has a stellar receiver, two good possession TE's and some potential in the backfield. They should either pick up a OT or CB early in the draft. On paper the Bears/Lions should be a decent enough game. You can never really tell.

The best optimist in the world is a fan whose team hasn't played a game this season.
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April 20th, 2011 at 8:14:59 PM permalink
Quote: thecesspit

This is Stafford's make or break year. The defence has some tools (and Suh) and the offence has a stellar receiver, two good possession TE's and some potential in the backfield. They should either pick up a OT or CB early in the draft. On paper the Bears/Lions should be a decent enough game. You can never really tell.

The best optimist in the world is a fan whose team hasn't played a game this season.



Agree 100%. The time leading up to the draft is generally the best time for the Lions fans. We have every hope in the world! Once the season starts it's been downhill lol
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thecesspit
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April 20th, 2011 at 8:17:55 PM permalink
Quote: JimMorrison

Agree 100%. The time leading up to the draft is generally the best time for the Lions fans. We have every hope in the world! Once the season starts it's been downhill lol



Without that f-ing idiot Millen around, the Lions even do a passable job in the draft these days.
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April 20th, 2011 at 8:19:43 PM permalink
Quote: thecesspit

Without that f-ing idiot Millen around, the Lions even do a passable job in the draft these days.



Disgusting how long we kept Millen. The problems the Lions have start with the Ford family. Absolutely awful ownership.
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April 21st, 2011 at 1:18:23 AM permalink
The best hair style in the world is the comb over.
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February 18th, 2013 at 9:54:13 PM permalink
The best guitarist in the world.....ERIC JOHNSON. Going to see him live 3-2 in Springfield Ill. I hope he lives upto my expectations.
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February 18th, 2013 at 11:57:34 PM permalink
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February 19th, 2013 at 12:45:59 AM permalink
The best Hamburgers in the whole world is at Fuddruckers.
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February 19th, 2013 at 1:28:27 AM permalink
Quote: Malaru

The best Hamburgers in the whole world is at Fuddruckers.



Agreed, I stop at Foxwoods when I am in CT just to go to Fuddruckers, I get the 2/3 pounder. If I am going to be there for a while I get one when I get there and one before leaving.
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March 8th, 2013 at 10:26:09 AM permalink
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The best guitarist in the world.....ERIC JOHNSON. Going to see him live 3-2 in Springfield Ill. I hope he lives upto my expectations.

The first 5 songs were played on the acoustic guitar. During the second song there was some sort of problem. After a couple minutes he looked at the tech-guy and said...it looks like I will have to finish the acoustical set with my strat. The crowd of mostly age 50+ wanted to say fuckin aye but we refrained lol. The next 2 songs were played on the piano including a nice Hendrix cover of the wind cries Mary(different). He finally straps on that stratocaster, brings out the bass player and drummer and proceeds to rip it up for the rest of the 95 minute show. During one song he suddenly stops ...squares up with the audience and starts playing probably the most played riff by guitar buffs in the history of rock(smoke on the water lol). The audience looks at him as if to say ..are you serious ? lol He looked back as if to say no J.k. and continues on shredding. Is he the greatest? Probably not right now as he is aging and his singing leaves much to be desired(but anyone that has followed ERIC JOHNSON would know that). Is he in the top 5? Absolutely, right up there with the likes of Les Paul, beck, SRV, EVH, Chuck Berry, Clapton, both Jimmys, Brian May and probably 15 others I purposely left out of the top 5. lol
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