Seven years in prison for painting a car.

Jeremy Dewitte is an infamous police impersonator /youtube creator from Florida. Over the years, he's been arrested dozens of times but kept getting lenient judges who didn't take the charges seriously. Recently, he was arrested after a long standoff with a SWAT team. Finally, a DA took the man's threats seriously and followed him with both barrels.
It turns out that in addition to being a foul-mouthed moron who likes to dress and act like a cop, he is also a registered sex offender.
Florida law states that all sex offenders must register all new motor vehicles or if an existing car gets painted. with an agency set up to track sex offenders
DeWittless bought an old police car last spring that was listed as multi-colored. He painted it grey but never reported this to his probation officer. He was arrested when he failed to respond to a letter informing him of this.
Although the max sentence for failure to register is five years, the judge gave him two extra years, mostly for his attitude.
The truly stunning part of this story was that he was initially offered probation in return for taking down his YouTube channel and admitting he had never been a cop or in the military. Instead, he stuck to his story of being a Major in a secret unit until he was medically retired when his parachute didn't open on a rescue mission in Fallujah. The US Army has stated they have no record of him ever serving, that they didn't do a jump into Fallujah, and that this turd turned 24 before the battles happened, and he'd have to be the youngest Major in the Army since WW2. In 2014, he claimed he had 12 years of military experience and 10 years as a cop before starting his own business before his 30th birthday.
After his arrest, he made several broadcast phone calls, maintaining how tough he was and how well he was holding up.
Someone leaked the transcripts of his recorded phone calls from jail and I don't know if they are hilarious or pathetic. The man who bragged about closets full of designer clothes begs his ex-wife and his mommy for commissary money, and they both remind him that he has never paid back any of the other loans he needed. In one call, a female tells him they have no money, and he tells her someone had promised to send him a check. When she perks up at the news, he says the check is in his name, and the money is for him, not his family. He seems delusional, as he thinks his story will be a blockbuster movie or at least a best selling book.
I don't like hitting people when they are down, but in the spirit of the season, I wouldn't mind if a reindeer kicked him in the head a few times. Or even someone who identifies as a reindeer.

Never heard of the guy, but I like him! Reminds me of Lenny Bruce. He got kicked out of the Navy for cross-dressing and was probably the inspiration for the Corporal Klinger character. Then his infamous gag, reprised by several others for when he was arrested for a word, and determines that everyone in that courtroom liked saying that word even more than he does. He actually served his time for impersonating a priest, which in itself wasn't illegal (even for one of his kind) until he started collecting money in clerical garb he was not entitled to wear. And as a final act of entertaining absurdity, he died of drugs on the toilet. What better end for a funny man than dying on the toilet?

I admire those who sacrifice themselves, exploring these forbidden curiosities of life so we do not have to but rather can enjoy them as spectators.

Thanks for the update on this worthless POS. I followed videos about him on YouTube for a several years until I lost interest in his nonsense. As a retired Soldier, I am highly offended by his ludicrous stolen valor claims. I lost a number of friends and colleagues in all branches of the military over the years from Vietnam to Iraq, Afghanistan and other places, both in peace and in war. My brother is a disabled Vietnam Vet, who's been affected by Agent Orange and his combat experience in Nam: our mother took care of him for over 50 years since he returned from Vietnam in 1970. My mom's now 93 years old and is unable to continue, so I came out of retirement to take over providing care to my brother. I am his caregiver, chauffer (take him to VA appointments, etc.) and personal assistant. Lots of families doing the same for their sons, daughters, husbands and brothers and sisters. That's life. So it really pisses me off when clowns like Dewitte falsely claim glory they fully know they don't deserve. Such sad, pathetic losers. Dewitte's a coward who would run at the first hint of danger. I applaud the judge for adding to his sentence. Hope Dewitte receives the justice in prison that he deserves. Too many liberal/progressive George Soros type lawyers and judges these days give little more than a slap on the wrist to repeat offenders.

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Thanks for the update on this worthless POS. I followed videos about him on YouTube for a several years until I lost interest in his nonsense. As a retired Soldier, I am highly offended by his ludicrous stolen valor claims. I lost a number of friends and colleagues in all branches of the military over the years from Vietnam to Iraq, Afghanistan and other places, both in peace and in war. My brother is a disabled Vietnam Vet, who's been affected by Agent Orange and his combat experience in Nam: our mother took care of him for over 50 years since he returned from Vietnam in 1970. My mom's now 93 years old and is unable to continue, so I came out of retirement to take over providing care to my brother. I am his caregiver, chauffer (take him to VA appointments, etc.) and personal assistant. Lots of families doing the same for their sons, daughters, husbands and brothers and sisters. That's life. So it really pisses me off when clowns like Dewitte falsely claim glory they fully know they don't deserve. Such sad, pathetic losers. Dewitte's a coward who would run at the first hint of danger. I applaud the judge for adding to his sentence. Hope Dewitte receives the justice in prison that he deserves. Too many liberal/progressive George Soros type lawyers and judges these days give little more than a slap on the wrist to repeat offenders.
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On a now defunct Website, I claimed I was a Navy Seal. Posters questioned why I spelled it Navy Seal like the sea Mammal and not NAVY SEAL(Sea, Air, and Land) . I did claim I graduated Navy Class 300, which was the latest Navy Class to graduate (I looked that up on Google. 😉) Posters were saying stuff like,"Number One Navy Seal got the Navy Class Graduation right as 300 was the latest Navy Class to graduate, but I don't get why he spells it Navy Seal and not NAVY SEAL. 🤨🤔😵‍💫 I claimed that if I were ever on a burning fire, I would run for my life. Posters responded something like,"Oh yeah, that's exactly what a NAVY SEAL should do, run for his life instead of PUTTING OUT THE FIRE HIMSELF. What a DISGRACE you are to the NAVY SEALS IF you are in fact a TRUE NAVY SEAL and not a Troll. A Poster said something like, "You are obviously not a NAVY SEAL. I oughta report you impersonating a NAVY SEAL to the actual NAVY and have you arrested." I soon got tired of the Number One Navy Seal Sock and admitted that I wasn't actually a Navy Seal. Posters responded something like,"I knew you weren't ACTUALLY a NAVY SEAL because you didn't even capitalize the term the right way although you did get the Navy Class graduate right." The Admin banned the Number One Navy Seal Sock after admitting to falsely claiming to be a Navy Seal. I felt relieved.

Years later, I watched What Would You Do?" In the What Would You Do? Episode, an Actor was portraying a struggling Soldier who was on a break home from the Military. He was having trouble buying diapers, food, and other basic stuff. Customers in line gave him money or bought the items for him. He was wearing Camouflage like Soldiers do but Posters watching the episode questioned why his patches were WRONG for the type of Military he was portraying and questioned why the show let the Actor look like he was committing stolen valor. I had NEVER heard of the term stolen valor before the Posters mentioned it and I then realized immediately that my Number One Navy Seal Sock was committing stolen valor and I was shocked. ☢️ I then realized why the Posters threatened to report my Number One Navy Seal Sock to the actual NAVY to possibly get me arrested. ☢️ Luckily I came clean about not REALLY being a Navy Seal. 💡

I’ve got a contrarian take on this guy. First of all once you are labeled a sex offender your life is basically over. No one will hire you. The only shot of making money is starting a business which is what he did. He was doing private funeral escorts and charging less than the sheriffs office. The sheriffs office of course didn’t like this so they put a target on his back. He obviously didn’t do himself any favors by stopping traffic and being a dick. However the guy has spent like 20 years in prison now and we the taxpayers have to pay. Had he started a business that didn’t cut into the sheriffs office revenue he would have never been sent back to prison.

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Thanks for the update on this worthless POS. I followed videos about him on YouTube for a several years until I lost interest in his nonsense. As a retired Soldier, I am highly offended by his ludicrous stolen valor claims. I lost a number of friends and colleagues in all branches of the military over the years from Vietnam to Iraq, Afghanistan and other places, both in peace and in war. My brother is a disabled Vietnam Vet, who's been affected by Agent Orange and his combat experience in Nam: our mother took care of him for over 50 years since he returned from Vietnam in 1970. My mom's now 93 years old and is unable to continue, so I came out of retirement to take over providing care to my brother. I am his caregiver, chauffer (take him to VA appointments, etc.) and personal assistant. Lots of families doing the same for their sons, daughters, husbands and brothers and sisters. That's life. So it really pisses me off when clowns like Dewitte falsely claim glory they fully know they don't deserve. Such sad, pathetic losers. Dewitte's a coward who would run at the first hint of danger. I applaud the judge for adding to his sentence. Hope Dewitte receives the justice in prison that he deserves. Too many liberal/progressive George Soros type lawyers and judges these days give little more than a slap on the wrist to repeat offenders.
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Both my dad and grandfather were in the military. Everyone has to take care of their parents at some point regardless if they are in the military or not. I could care less if some clown wants to dress up like a soldier. Why do you care so much? Also not sure what bashing liberals has anything at all do to with the topic. Did you look the judge up is he a republican? Maybe get a life?