Baccaratfrom79
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April 8th, 2015 at 2:30:00 PM permalink
Click to view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Gx7gG57mY
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
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April 8th, 2015 at 2:35:49 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Click to view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Gx7gG57mY

Thanks for clueing us in on how unstable baccarat players are(as if we didn't know already)
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 8th, 2015 at 2:45:25 PM permalink
I thought red was a lucky color. How dare the casino ruin the flow of the table.
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April 8th, 2015 at 2:53:42 PM permalink
Video didn't come up for me.

I've never heard of the term "menses" before. I've heard of Mensa, but that's not the same think at all.
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April 8th, 2015 at 2:56:41 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

Video didn't come up for me.

I've never heard of the term "menses" before. I've heard of Mensa, but that's not the same think at all.



Menses is the polite medical term the lady-doctors use with us. Latin.

The Lady in Red takes on new significance. If I take the OP's reference to mean what I think it does. I can't view the video either.
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April 8th, 2015 at 3:24:08 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Menses is the polite medical term the lady-doctors use with us. Latin.

The Lady in Red takes on new significance. If I take the OP's reference to mean what I think it does. I can't view the video either.



Yes, I did look it up before I quoted that I hadn't heard of it, because I hadn't.
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April 8th, 2015 at 3:34:17 PM permalink
Quote: rudeboyoi

I thought red was a lucky color. How dare the casino ruin the flow of the table.

Not funny, clever, but not funny.

I even object to this thread being posted.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 8th, 2015 at 3:40:17 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Not funny, clever, but not funny.

I even object to this thread being posted.



I think a lady being escorted away from the tables because of her physiological condition is of some interest. The casinos often put up with a lot before taking this kind of action, i.e. loud, drunk, smelly, obnoxious, rude people... The list goes on.
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April 8th, 2015 at 3:44:04 PM permalink
The video played for me, unfortunately.
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April 8th, 2015 at 3:48:41 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Menses is the polite medical term the lady-doctors use with us. Latin.

The Lady in Red takes on new significance. If I take the OP's reference to mean what I think it does. I can't view the video either.




I believe my Lady in Red is post-menopausal
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April 8th, 2015 at 3:50:31 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

I think a lady being escorted away from the tables because of her physiological condition is of some interest. The casinos often put up with a lot before taking this kind of action, i.e. loud, drunk, smelly, obnoxious, rude people... The list goes on.

I didn't say it wasn't pertinent, I just objected to it. I have heard the story before but can't remember where. Perhaps on a weird news site or something(Tosh .0?). I love reading weird news when I run across it, it's absolutely fascinating.
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April 8th, 2015 at 4:40:11 PM permalink
Brings a new meaning to wetting yourself if you're on a heater...
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April 8th, 2015 at 5:22:46 PM permalink
Bloody silly.
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April 8th, 2015 at 5:32:25 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Not funny, clever, but not funny.

I even object to this thread being posted.



Quote: Sabretom2

The video played for me, unfortunately.



That's how I felt. Why would somebody post
something like this, what's the point. It was
so disgusting they couldn't even get real
people to re-inact it.
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April 8th, 2015 at 7:58:28 PM permalink
Time to close this thread?
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April 8th, 2015 at 8:56:04 PM permalink
Were any monkey statues stained by this incident?
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April 8th, 2015 at 9:02:42 PM permalink
I guess she was on a losing streak.
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April 8th, 2015 at 9:28:09 PM permalink
Quote: 1BB

Time to close this thread?



I vote to close it also, never should have
been started.
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April 8th, 2015 at 9:29:30 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

It was so disgusting they couldn't even get real people to re-inact it.



I believe that particular news feed (Apply Daily English) does many of their reports in an animated format.

They are not the only such news outlet.

As for the boys who hadn't heard the term "menses" before, I think you should have paid better attention in health class.
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April 8th, 2015 at 10:05:41 PM permalink
Yeah, this is just gross. But if we have to have this thread, maybe we could combine this with the 'table spills' thread. I mean this is sort of a spill. Lol.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:36:13 PM permalink
Quote: kewlj

Yeah, this is just gross. But if we have to have this thread, maybe we could combine this with the 'table spills' thread. I mean this is sort of a spill. Lol.



Well, the "spills" thread does have the Sham Wow.
EvenBob
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:46:23 PM permalink
The thing is, a woman's period is just a
bodily function, like all others. We all
have them, bodily functions, we just
don't discuss them in polite company.
This thread might as well read 'man
craps in his pants and is kicked out of
casino'. Well, duh.

I ask again. Why did the OP think anybody
here would want to read this, that's the
strange thing.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:55:16 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

The thing is, a woman's period is just a
bodily function, like all others. We all
have them, bodily functions, we just
don't discuss them in polite company.
This thread might as well read 'man
craps in his pants and is kicked out of
casino'. Well, duh.

I ask again. Why did the OP think anybody
here would want to read this, that's the
strange thing.



I think the story had some merit. It's not, in my opinion, as bad as your feses example. Casinos will let people get drunk, be incredibly rude to dealers and other patrons, smell at the table, and the list goes on. It's interesting to see where they draw the line. I couldn't see the video, and perhaps had I seen it I would have been repulsed.

But that's about all that interests me about the thread. Now it's been covered. I don't think anyone's going to complain if the thread is closed.
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April 9th, 2015 at 12:44:51 AM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

I couldn't see the video, and perhaps I would be repulsed.



Perhaps? There's an understatement.
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April 9th, 2015 at 1:52:50 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I vote to close it also, never should have
been started.



I don't think our opinions carry much weight here, Bob. If this once highly respected forum is going to be allowed to turn into an embarrassing laughingstock, it won't be because of us. Very sad.
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April 9th, 2015 at 2:18:02 AM permalink
I don't get what the big deal is. It's a cartoon. I found it humorous when they filled the whole place up with blood. I think reading about it would be worse. The cartoon helps lighten the mood.
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April 9th, 2015 at 2:49:31 AM permalink
Quote: rudeboyoi

I don't get what the big deal is. It's a cartoon. I found it humorous when they filled the whole place up with blood. I think reading about it would be worse. The cartoon helps lighten the mood.

There's just some things I personally didn't want to hear about if possible. I don't care about all the reasonable rationale of why it's ok. I just think its taboo.

I would rather hear a filthy joke. NVM we did.
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April 9th, 2015 at 6:30:33 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

This thread might as well read 'man craps in his pants and is kicked out of casino'. Well, duh.



That's not a "Well, duh" moment, really. Out here in the hinterlands, several places don't insist on stopping the game when a patron soils themselves. The dealers are a bit disgusted by it, the other patrons are often disgusted by it, but the house will gladly let them keep losing.

I understand that a classier casino ("luxury casino" I believe was the term the video used) would have standards, however.

And frankly, that the standard appears to be "no dripping onto the floor" is reasonable. I don't care what bodily function it is; don't be dripping onto the floor.
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April 9th, 2015 at 7:01:02 AM permalink
Quote: Dieter

That's not a "Well, duh" moment, really. Out here in the hinterlands, several places don't insist on stopping the game when a patron soils themselves. The dealers are a bit disgusted by it, the other patrons are often disgusted by it, but the house will gladly let them keep losing.

I understand that a classier casino ("luxury casino" I believe was the term the video used) would have standards, however.

And frankly, that the standard appears to be "no dripping onto the floor" is reasonable. I don't care what bodily function it is; don't be dripping onto the floor.



Once I was playing blackjack the Oasis in Mesquite. I'm in seat 2. Two young pretty wasted Mexicans sitting next to me. One of them turns sideways and spits a quarter-sized lugie onto the carpeting. Dealer didn't say anything. It caught me by surprise. I would have liked to perhaps have said, "Do you do that at home?"

That's a profound difference between our culture today and 70 years ago. We don't demand better behavior from rude, out of control, crude, respect-lacking people.
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April 9th, 2015 at 7:11:00 AM permalink
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April 9th, 2015 at 7:11:47 AM permalink
Another profound difference between now and 70 years ago, is there probably was a spittoon available nearby. Then again, that may have been more than 70 years ago
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April 9th, 2015 at 12:22:02 PM permalink
Quote: Gabes22

Another profound difference between now and 70 years ago, is there probably was a spittoon available nearby. Then again, that may have been more than 70 years ago



Didnt the floors have sawdust on them too?
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April 9th, 2015 at 1:57:38 PM permalink
Quote: 1BB

Don't you love it when they put their cigarettes out in the carpet?



A hundred years ago they would have gotten a good thumpin'.
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April 9th, 2015 at 2:00:32 PM permalink
Quote: rudeboyoi

Didnt the floors have sawdust on them too?



Yes, but the Flamingo was being built. Real class. Sophisticated. Dealers' in tuxes. A real carpet joint.
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April 9th, 2015 at 2:12:45 PM permalink
Is this an actual news story somewhere? If so, a link to the article would make this thread a lot more justified.
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April 10th, 2015 at 10:59:00 AM permalink
Thanks, Dieter. I guess my overarching point was that the OP should have linked to the article, instead of that asinine video.
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April 10th, 2015 at 12:43:16 PM permalink
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Click to view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Gx7gG57mY



The animation makes it so funny but it is a sad story. People seems to show more sympathy to the drug and alcohol addictions. If this story is about a woman with alcohol addiction drinking twelve hours straight, do you still find it funny?
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April 10th, 2015 at 1:21:44 PM permalink
Quote: Kickass

If this story is about a woman with alcohol addiction drinking twelve hours straight, do you still find it funny?



Sure I would, at least if she pissed herself.
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April 10th, 2015 at 1:34:07 PM permalink
Quote: Gabes22

Another profound difference between now and 70 years ago, is there probably was a spittoon available nearby. Then again, that may have been more than 70 years ago



70 years ago, not in our wildest dreams would we be talking about a story like this, or there even being a story like this. We have become jaded. The internet has brought all manner of everything into our lives and homes. Porn, death, beheadings, all manner of debauchery.

Is the video about a menstrual cycle funny? It's not unwatchable. The animation is good. Am I guilty of being jaded and being able to comfortably read stories like this and worse and not have a visceral negative reaction to it all? Yes.

In some ways, the world changes so slowly that before you know it, it adds up in time to huge changes. We are all sucked in.

Just food for thought.

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April 10th, 2015 at 2:40:53 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

spend the summer climbing the Matterhorn.



It takes all summer? Must be a big mountain.
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April 10th, 2015 at 3:45:04 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

It takes all summer? Must be a big mountain.



At 14,692 feet you would need to get acclimated. I would spend several days, perhaps with breaks in between, reconnoitering and familiarizing myself with the terrain and mountain. If I were to attempt the summit, I would probably go up the classic route that Ed Whymper took when he made his historic 1865 first ascent.

The first conquering of the Matterhorn is arguably the best known tragedy in mountaineering history. Four of seven in the party met their deaths on the descent. This story and the story of those that were in competition to be the first to achieve the summit is captivating.

A wonderful book on these subjects is, Mountain Conquest.
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