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March 6th, 2015 at 1:53:08 AM permalink
If you were a hitch hiker what would be the first words out of your mouth to the person that picked you up?
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March 6th, 2015 at 2:13:11 AM permalink
Nice van. Doy you mind if I move this duct tape and zip toes off the seat?
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March 6th, 2015 at 2:41:45 AM permalink
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March 6th, 2015 at 3:41:19 AM permalink
Thanks for stopping!! How far are you going?
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March 6th, 2015 at 4:36:45 AM permalink
Thank you, I'm going to xxxx.

Alot of strange people pick up hitch hikers these days but in rural Washington and rural California its a way of life to "thumb a ride".

And if there is a hippie commune around or some hippie like music festival you can bet cars will be stopping to pick you up. Careful though about a Drum Circle in the area... its likely to be gay guys that stop to pick you up.
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March 6th, 2015 at 4:57:20 AM permalink
I guess my dad, when he was in his early 20's, with some friends, got a taxi ride. They were all pretty big (200+, 6'+). Anyway, one of them kept asking the taxi driver if he'd ever been robbed or someone try to do anything to him. Dude got so freaked out, he pulled over the next available spot and told 'em all to get out. Lol.

We got one of those "cash cab" things one time. He asked us confusing questions, I got a decent amount of them correct. I asked him one, him and no one else could answer it correctly. [Use spoiler if you answer this.] "What was the highest/tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?"
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March 6th, 2015 at 5:28:31 AM permalink
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"What was the highest/tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?"



I interpret this to mean what was believed to be the tallest before Mt. Everest was discovered? That said,

Mt. Killemenjaro


Good question.
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March 6th, 2015 at 6:00:33 AM permalink
the Alps (probably not specific enough) the Matterhorn maybe, although that may not be tallest but just famous for difficulty?
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March 6th, 2015 at 6:19:50 AM permalink
I hitch hiked a lot when I was young, the 60s and 70s. I usually said thanks for stopping and they'd ask where I was going.

It was a different time then. Only got a couple of creepy rides that I remember and never really was afraid. My parents knew I was doing it while in high school and didn't seem to mind. My dad even gave me rides to prime places to catch a ride from.

That being said, my son was in high school in the late 80s and graduated in 91. I would have never condoned this. It was already a different time.
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March 6th, 2015 at 6:32:15 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I interpret this to mean what was believed to be the tallest before Mt. Everest was discovered? That said,

Mt. Killemenjaro


Good question.



Most people interpret it that way, but that's not the question that was asked. The answer is Mt. Everest. :)

Dude thought it was clever. Don't remember what we got for it, but we ended up getting some sort of discount, like 50% off I think.
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March 6th, 2015 at 7:30:32 AM permalink
I just hope they wouldn't be the same words that were said to my late grandmother who picked up a hitch hiker on the way to work in the 1950s, which was "Take me to the Milwaukee Police Department, I just shot my dad."
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March 6th, 2015 at 7:39:26 AM permalink
I would say: "I don't have gas money or grass, do you have the lube?"
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March 6th, 2015 at 7:46:58 AM permalink
God I dread the thought.
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March 6th, 2015 at 9:24:50 AM permalink
One time in Reno I had a cool cab driver so I was playing Cash Cab on him in reverse, where he stood to win money. As anyone who has played a WoV trivia challenge can tell you, my questions are tough. In the end, he didn't win any extra money. However, he gave me a chance for a free ride based on a question of his, which was, "Why is poop brown?"

I didn't know. Please put your own answers in spoiler tags.
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March 6th, 2015 at 9:46:06 AM permalink
Quote: RS

I guess my dad, when he was in his early 20's, with some friends, got a taxi ride. They were all pretty big (200+, 6'+). Anyway, one of them kept asking the taxi driver if he'd ever been robbed or someone try to do anything to him. Dude got so freaked out, he pulled over the next available spot and told 'em all to get out. Lol.

We got one of those "cash cab" things one time. He asked us confusing questions, I got a decent amount of them correct. I asked him one, him and no one else could answer it correctly. [Use spoiler if you answer this.] "What was the highest/tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?"

Wait what.... were you on an episode of Cash Cab?
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March 6th, 2015 at 9:53:27 AM permalink
Quote: RS

I guess my dad, when he was in his early 20's, with some friends, got a taxi ride. They were all pretty big (200+, 6'+). Anyway, one of them kept asking the taxi driver if he'd ever been robbed or someone try to do anything to him. Dude got so freaked out, he pulled over the next available spot and told 'em all to get out. Lol.

We got one of those "cash cab" things one time. He asked us confusing questions, I got a decent amount of them correct. I asked him one, him and no one else could answer it correctly. [Use spoiler if you answer this.] "What was the highest/tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?"



Mount Everest was the tallest before Mount Everest was discovered.
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March 6th, 2015 at 10:54:36 AM permalink
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In the end, he didn't win any extra money. However, he gave me a chance for a free ride based on a question of his, which was, "Why is poop brown?"

I didn't know. Please put your own answers in spoiler tags.



I have spent many years contemplating the questions that matter most.

Life is order. A place for everything and everything in its place. When you die, order collapses. Things decompose. Without life function to keep everything in its place, everything mixes. Whether it's the tans and reds and whites and blues of animal, or the greens and yellows and reds of plants, all these pigments mix. And what do you get when you mix all the colors?

Digestion is no different. It is the purposeful breaking down by way of acids and enzymes and bacterias. The matter you eat, the processes that enable it (stomach juices, bile, etc), the parts of you that die and need expelling (old blood, etc) all get sent to the same spot, get broken down, and mix. Mix all the colors and you get brown.
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March 6th, 2015 at 12:07:17 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Life is order. A place for everything and everything in its place. When you die, order collapses. Things decompose. Without life function to keep everything in its place, everything mixes. Whether it's the tans and reds and whites and blues of animal, or the greens and yellows and reds of plants, all these pigments mix. And what do you get when you mix all the colors?

Digestion is no different. It is the purposeful breaking down by way of acids and enzymes and bacterias. The matter you eat, the processes that enable it (stomach juices, bile, etc), the parts of you that die and need expelling (old blood, etc) all get sent to the same spot, get broken down, and mix. Mix all the colors and you get brown.



Most of that is basically correct, as far as I know, but there is one reason in particular that causes the brown color that you didn't mention.
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March 6th, 2015 at 12:55:19 PM permalink
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Thanks for stopping!!



Bingo! Thanks for stopping was always the first words out of my mouth. Then I would question them about how far they are going and what kind of services are at the interstate exit they are taking. If there are no services at the exit they are taking I get them to drop me off at an exit that does have services like fast food restaurants, truck stops, etc.
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March 6th, 2015 at 12:57:58 PM permalink
Truck stops are how you stay clean. They have the showers and laundromats.
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March 6th, 2015 at 1:19:56 PM permalink
That's a real nice car/truck/motorcycle you got there, it's mine now (flashes .44 on my hip)

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March 6th, 2015 at 1:53:56 PM permalink
Back in Washington when I was 17-18 year's old.
I woke up for work one morning and my car didn't start. Work was about 30 miles a way so I started walking in hopes would see a friend or neighneighbor that would pick me up.

About an hr later I desided to thumb it. Sure enough a junker screeches to a halt on the side of the road. I caught a glimpse of 3 chick's in the car. I sprinted to the car. The door opened and someone yelled get in. Once I got a look I noticed it was 3 scanky druggi lookinge girl's in their late 20s.

They offered to take me to work, so off we headed.

There wad a strange silance for 5 minutes when one of themasked me if I had a cigarettes. I said, no sorry. A few minutes later they asked me if I had any drugs, I said, no. And finally they asked me if I had any money, I said no.

The chick driving pulled over slamming on the breaks and said get out.

the entire thing was creepy at the time.
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March 6th, 2015 at 2:32:01 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Back in Washington when I was 17-18 year's old.
I woke up for work one morning and my car didn't start. Work was about 30 miles a way so I started walking in hopes would see a friend or neighneighbor that would pick me up.

About an hr later I desided to thumb it. Sure enough a junker screeches to a halt on the side of the road. I caught a glimpse of 3 chick's in the car. I sprinted to the car. The door opened and someone yelled get in. Once I got a look I noticed it was 3 scanky druggi lookinge girl's in their late 20s.

They offered to take me to work, so off we headed.

There wad a strange silance for 5 minutes when one of themasked me if I had a cigarettes. I said, no sorry. A few minutes later they asked me if I had any drugs, I said, no. And finally they asked me if I had any money, I said no.

The chick driving pulled over slamming on the breaks and said get out.

the entire thing was creepy at the time.



I bet you if you had 10 bucks you could've gotten something more than a ride from them.
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March 6th, 2015 at 2:48:36 PM permalink
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Most of that is basically correct, as far as I know, but there is one reason in particular that causes the brown color that you didn't mention.



I hope this is not a blue dress / black dress perception thing =p
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March 6th, 2015 at 2:50:43 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Back in Washington when I was 17-18 year's old.
I woke up for work one morning and my car didn't start. Work was about 30 miles a way so I started walking in hopes would see a friend or neighneighbor that would pick me up.

About an hr later I desided to thumb it. Sure enough a junker screeches to a halt on the side of the road. I caught a glimpse of 3 chick's in the car. I sprinted to the car. The door opened and someone yelled get in. Once I got a look I noticed it was 3 scanky druggi lookinge girl's in their late 20s.

They offered to take me to work, so off we headed.

There wad a strange silance for 5 minutes when one of themasked me if I had a cigarettes. I said, no sorry. A few minutes later they asked me if I had any drugs, I said, no. And finally they asked me if I had any money, I said no.

The chick driving pulled over slamming on the breaks and said get out.

the entire thing was creepy at the time.



Shouldn't the fact that someone is hitch hiking, imply a certain lack of monetary funds on behalf of the hitch hiker?
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March 6th, 2015 at 7:01:36 PM permalink
Poop is brown?

I haven't seen a hitcher is 15 years or
more, they just don't do it around here.

In the classic movie The Hitcher, Jim
says to Rutger Hauer when he gets
in the car, "My mother told me to
never do this." That movie will cause
you never to pick up another hitcher.
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March 6th, 2015 at 7:04:53 PM permalink
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Wait what.... were you on an episode of Cash Cab?



Nope. But the dude started asking us questions and saying he'd knock down the price for each we got correct. Maybe we were on an episode, but I don't think so.. I was high as hell.
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March 7th, 2015 at 1:57:57 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Poop is brown?

I haven't seen a hitcher is 15 years or
more, they just don't do it around here.

In the classic movie The Hitcher, Jim
says to Rutger Hauer when he gets
in the car, "My mother told me to
never do this." That movie will cause
you never to pick up another hitcher.



There has never been a true movie about a true hitch hiker.
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March 7th, 2015 at 2:21:18 AM permalink
I have heard that it is the bacteria that is brown
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March 7th, 2015 at 2:37:09 AM permalink
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I bet you if you had 10 bucks you could've gotten something more than a ride from them.

probably but not something I could've easily gotten ride of. Honesty not many things spook me but in that moment I was not to comfortable. They certainly seemed likely candidates to be possessing a gun. Ill never forget it.

It didn't deter me, when I first got to Vegas I hitched a few times, it didn't take long to find a ride, it was always older men in their 30's looking for a date.

I started hitching rides in Washington when I was 13 fishing the nooksack river http://kalinbooks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nooksack_river02.jpg
I was common for fishermen to pick each other up.
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March 7th, 2015 at 6:19:11 AM permalink
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I have heard that it is the bacteria that is brown



I don't know if this is true, just what the cab driver told me...

Dead red blood cells.
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March 7th, 2015 at 6:27:05 AM permalink
black diarrhea means internal bleeding. I don't know that any other than tiny amount of blood getting into the bowels is normal. I wonder if the guy was confused by knowing someone who had a disease. Maybe soopoo will respond
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Call immediately if you see any of these symptoms:

Severe abdominal or rectal pain
Blood in your stool
Black, tarry stools
Fever
Signs of dehydration

(emphasis mine)

http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/diarrhea-10/symptoms-serious

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March 7th, 2015 at 7:04:07 AM permalink
if I am hitchhiking and get picked up by some weird chicks who ask me if I have drugs or money, I will need to know what to say, which I think should be "that's a bunch of shit" to which they might respond "would you like yours black or brown?" - if they have a gun it will be black, if they let me go it will be brown due to bilirubin blood pigment, and I will be able to check my pants to see no doubt
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March 7th, 2015 at 11:55:05 AM permalink
I estimate that I have thumbed well over 100,000 miles in my lifetime. My longest single hitchike was 5000 miles , from Meridian, Mississippi to Skagway, Alaska. I snuck across the border at Sweetgrass, Montana. I've thumbed every interstate west of the Mississippi, most of them multiple times. I've been picked up by hundreds of people. There were only a couple of weirdos. What is the stereotypical person that would pick up a hitchhiker? If you see a lone male barreling down the road in a pickup truck stick your thumb out. He's highly independent, anti-government, and doesn't mind helping someone out. Don't waste your time sticking your thumb out to RV's. You don't need to stick your thumb out to truckers either. They already know why you are there. I got the occasional ride from truckers but they are restricted by insurance from picking up hitchhikers. Thumbing is much easier during the week than weekends. To many families on the road on the weekends.
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March 7th, 2015 at 12:08:38 PM permalink
I chnage my mind.
I'm OK with Corps which pick and choose clienteles. Both insurance companies and casinos have the right to pick and choose customers. They may keep profitable ones and kicked out the rest. But, I'm not OK with a casino supervisor who says counting cards... is like stealing food from a buffet (a foodlifting offense), or video-taping a movie in a cinema (a piracy offense).
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March 8th, 2015 at 12:20:13 AM permalink
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. Don't waste your time sticking your thumb out to RV's. You don't need to stick your thumb out to truckers either

Them out? No wonder I kept getting picked up quickly by older males who acted funny... I was doing it wrong.
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March 8th, 2015 at 3:13:41 AM permalink
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black diarrhea means internal bleeding. I don't know that any other than tiny amount of blood getting into the bowels is normal. I wonder if the guy was confused by knowing someone who had a disease. Maybe soopoo will respond
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Call immediately if you see any of these symptoms:

Severe abdominal or rectal pain
Blood in your stool
Black, tarry stools
Fever
Signs of dehydration

(emphasis mine)

http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/diarrhea-10/symptoms-serious



In reference to the black and tarry an exception is made for new borns. That's how it's supposed to look the first couple of days.
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March 15th, 2015 at 12:46:20 AM permalink
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Mt. Killemenjaro


Holy butchery!
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March 15th, 2015 at 6:18:15 AM permalink
HITCHER WAS GREAT!!! Remember 70s you could hitchhike anywhere but ya if i had to now id ask at the AMPM before standing
roadside............
Not the first time ive heard that today....
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