January 12th, 2015 at 1:43:29 PM
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The New Yorker release a poll that was pretty unfavorable to Mitt Romney, where the majority of those polled said they consider Romney a "stalker" because of the repeated contacts his campaign makes by email. Over 50% said they would like to get a restraining order so that the Romney campaign couldn't contact them.
That's funny stuff, not surprising from the source.
But Romney's response Monday morning was kind of surprising. Romney said that the inauspicious poll results would not discourage him from seeking the White House for a third time. “I know that I’m the right man for the American people, and nothing they say or do will stop me,” he said.
Really? Nothing the American people say or do will stop him? Is he aware of how the electoral process works? The American people still do have a say. LOL.
That's funny stuff, not surprising from the source.
But Romney's response Monday morning was kind of surprising. Romney said that the inauspicious poll results would not discourage him from seeking the White House for a third time. “I know that I’m the right man for the American people, and nothing they say or do will stop me,” he said.
Really? Nothing the American people say or do will stop him? Is he aware of how the electoral process works? The American people still do have a say. LOL.
January 12th, 2015 at 1:48:36 PM
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That's funny!
Here's the last line from the article: "Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox."
Here's the last line from the article: "Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox."
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
January 12th, 2015 at 1:50:16 PM
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Quote: kewlj
Really? Nothing the American people say or do will stop him? Is he aware of how the electoral process works? The American people still do have a say. LOL.
The American people have a say in the electoral process? Now THAT'S funny!
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January 12th, 2015 at 1:51:06 PM
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Quote: rdw4potusThat's funny!
Here's the last line from the article: "Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox."
I've been fooled by the Borowitz report many times.
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
January 12th, 2015 at 2:01:32 PM
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Quote: AcesAndEightsQuote: rdw4potusThat's funny!
Here's the last line from the article: "Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox."
I've been fooled by the Borowitz report many times.
First for me. I am gullible. What can I say.
January 12th, 2015 at 2:02:54 PM
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Quote: kewljQuote: AcesAndEightsQuote: rdw4potusThat's funny!
Here's the last line from the article: "Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox."
I've been fooled by the Borowitz report many times.
First for me. I am gullible. What can I say.
It's very well written. Just realistic enough to be plausible:-)
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
January 12th, 2015 at 2:35:30 PM
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Quote: rdw4potusQuote: kewljQuote: AcesAndEightsQuote: rdw4potusThat's funny!
Here's the last line from the article: "Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox."
I've been fooled by the Borowitz report many times.
First for me. I am gullible. What can I say.
It's very well written. Just realistic enough to be plausible:-)
Also the domain name checks out as legitimate news. It's just that section/corner/blog that is satire. Understandable, really!
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer