Write your own epitaph
October 25th, 2014 at 9:22:00 AM
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Ever wonder what, if anything, will be carved on your tombstone as your epitaph?
Hopefully not fluffy, treacly drivel composed by a twit, but that's how it usually goes.
Don't leave it up to strangers: write it yourself, now, and make sure your wishes are known and will be followed.
I'm mulling over what I'd want chiseled in stone.
Maybe something like this:
Hopefully not fluffy, treacly drivel composed by a twit, but that's how it usually goes.
Don't leave it up to strangers: write it yourself, now, and make sure your wishes are known and will be followed.
I'm mulling over what I'd want chiseled in stone.
Maybe something like this:
"What, me worry?"
October 25th, 2014 at 10:20:47 AM
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"Not enough popsicles... ."
Nonsense is a very hard thing to keep up. Just ask the Wizard and company.
October 25th, 2014 at 11:45:55 AM
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Something very wrong here, but there is a maybe 0.1% chance the old goat married a 16 yr old in 1947 I suppose.
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
October 25th, 2014 at 12:58:53 PM
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Alberta Martin, the last widow of a Civil War veteran died in 2004.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
October 25th, 2014 at 1:40:29 PM
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Quote: 1BBAlberta Martin, the last widow of a Civil War veteran died in 2004.
Wiki on Alberta Martin. Wow. William Jasper Martin fathered a child with Alberta at age 82.
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