Vagina robbery
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August 28th, 2014 at 5:06:44 PM
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August 28th, 2014 at 5:11:06 PM
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Is this a new incident? I remember hearing of one that was reported like 2 years ago.
August 28th, 2014 at 5:20:00 PM
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Jon Lovitz would say Octomom could put the whole casino inside her.Quote: aceofspadeswomen in Vegas steal watches and hide in their vaginas
Insert pun here __________
I am a robot.
August 28th, 2014 at 5:28:37 PM
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I think there was in fact a different incident.Quote: RSIs this a new incident? I remember hearing of one that was reported like 2 years ago.
THIS STORY NEEDS A WARNING, TO MUCH DETAIL
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
August 28th, 2014 at 5:31:05 PM
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Is that what you then call a "Twatch" when it comes back out?
August 28th, 2014 at 5:43:43 PM
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Were any of those Coochie wa...I mean, Gucci watches?
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August 28th, 2014 at 5:46:34 PM
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Yes, this one is newer fresher. These two bling-bling watches were snatched just last week:
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2014/aug/27/police-women-stole-rolexes-las-vegas-tourists-hid-/
There was another unrelated vagina bandit, also at Wynn/Encore, earlier this year about four or five months ago. Reportedly by a (*cough*cough*) "masseuse."
EDIT: Ooops, wrong vaginal misadventure link. This one was not a kid stuck in a sculpture.
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2014/aug/27/police-women-stole-rolexes-las-vegas-tourists-hid-/
Quote: The Sun...took the two watches, worth about $16,000 combined, from the hotel room of two Indian tourists Aug. 17 after engaging in...
There was another unrelated vagina bandit, also at Wynn/Encore, earlier this year about four or five months ago. Reportedly by a (*cough*cough*) "masseuse."
EDIT: Ooops, wrong vaginal misadventure link. This one was not a kid stuck in a sculpture.
Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
August 28th, 2014 at 6:08:04 PM
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Curb Your Enthusiasm already did it
August 28th, 2014 at 6:45:48 PM
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Quote: BozIs that what you then call a "Twatch" when it comes back out?
So Jr High, yet so funny, somehow. You
never hear the 't' word anymore. It was
a big insult 40 years ago.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
August 28th, 2014 at 6:46:33 PM
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Ok, take it easy on me. I just made this up...
Why did the female thief in the article take off her pants before her crime? She liked to watch herself.
ZCore13
Why did the female thief in the article take off her pants before her crime? She liked to watch herself.
ZCore13
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August 28th, 2014 at 6:57:59 PM
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Quote: DrawingDeadtwo bling-bling watches were snatched just last week
unintentional joke?
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
August 28th, 2014 at 7:15:49 PM
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Quote: aceofspadeswomen in Vegas steal watches and hide in their vaginas
Insert pun here __________
Grab and Snatch crime?
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Oh too late I see.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
August 28th, 2014 at 7:23:38 PM
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Btw, weirdest thread title ever.
I mean, usually, it's someone stealing chips not vaginas.
I mean, usually, it's someone stealing chips not vaginas.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
August 28th, 2014 at 7:30:18 PM
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Quote: Zcore13Ok, take it easy on me. I just made this up...
Why did the female thief in the article take off her pants before her crime? She liked to watch herself.
ZCore13
August 28th, 2014 at 7:39:23 PM
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Will if it doesn't fit( in it) you must acquit apply again? "I can't put it in your honor, ow", she'll say.
I am a robot.
August 28th, 2014 at 7:44:02 PM
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Wad? I assure you that my use of the term "watches" was intentional.Quote: odiousgambitunintentional joke?
But I am reconsidering my attitude towards being called for jury duty.
Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
August 28th, 2014 at 7:50:25 PM
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timex.......it took a licking but it kept ticking.
get second you pig
August 28th, 2014 at 8:39:59 PM
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I'd like to ask her if she has the time..
Sherlock Holmes: The Case of the Ticking Quim
Quim was Victorian slang for vajayjay..
Sherlock Holmes: The Case of the Ticking Quim
Quim was Victorian slang for vajayjay..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
