Crepitation contest
August 4th, 2014 at 7:08:00 PM
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:11:28 PM
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crep·i·ta·tion /ˌkrepəˈtâSHən/ (yeah, I had to look it up. let me save most of the rest of you the trouble.)
noun
noun: crepitation; plural noun: crepitations
a crackling or rattling sound.
"pistollike crepitations"
•Medicine
a crackling sound made in breathing by a person with an inflamed lung, detected using a stethoscope.
•Entomology
the explosive ejection of irritant fluid from the abdomen of a bombardier beetle.
noun
noun: crepitation; plural noun: crepitations
a crackling or rattling sound.
"pistollike crepitations"
•Medicine
a crackling sound made in breathing by a person with an inflamed lung, detected using a stethoscope.
•Entomology
the explosive ejection of irritant fluid from the abdomen of a bombardier beetle.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
August 5th, 2014 at 3:50:08 AM
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Perhaps this could be added to the nugget eating contest. Once a contestant "rips" through the nuggets they can rip again. Who wants to volunteer to judge this? Experience in anal acoustics preferred but not required.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
August 5th, 2014 at 8:09:21 AM
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Quote: 1BBPerhaps this could be added to the nugget eating contest.
Ah, but contestants will need a "farting post" to brace themselves against before unleashing their internal furies.
I nominate the craps table rails at The Cal.
Not because I don't like Hawaiians, but because they're already facing two hurricanes barreling in on them: they say third time's the charm.
"What, me worry?"
