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EvenBob
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August 7th, 2014 at 12:46:54 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

um no! Long as the guy isn't like 4" down there teeny weeny! Or skinnier than a finger!~ oops did i say too much



That works both ways, girlie girl. For instance,
my friend in Calif was after this hot girl for
weeks and when he finally got her, he said it
was like doing it with a wide neck jar of warm
mayonnaise. An amazing visual, never heard it
put that way before..
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
onenickelmiracle
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August 7th, 2014 at 2:05:10 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

That works both ways, girlie girl. For instance,
my friend in Calif was after this hot girl for
weeks and when he finally got her, he said it
was like doing it with a wide neck jar of warm
mayonnaise. An amazing visual, never heard it
put that way before..

lmao
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is the care taker. Hold my beer.
petroglyph
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August 7th, 2014 at 3:08:39 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

That works both ways, girlie girl. For instance,
my friend in Calif was after this hot girl for
weeks and when he finally got her, he said it
was like doing it with a wide neck jar of warm
mayonnaise. An amazing visual, never heard it
put that way before..



Bob you have to tell your friend right away, that is NOT mayonaise.
It is probably a yeast infection.

That happened to a friend of mine, he swore it was cottage cheese.
It took me ten years to be able to eat cottage cheese again.
EvenBob
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August 7th, 2014 at 3:31:07 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Bob you have to tell your friend right away, that is NOT mayonaise.
It is probably a yeast infection.
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No, that's not it. Think Grand Canyon.
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JB
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August 7th, 2014 at 3:39:02 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

No, that's not it. Think Grand Canyon.


EvenBob
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August 7th, 2014 at 3:50:49 PM permalink
Quote: JB



That's freaking hilarious.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal

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