Who is single?
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Quote: djatcsize does matter? I might start tippy toeing around.
ya size does matter!! i know there's a saying: "it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it".... um no! Long as the guy isn't like 4" down there teeny weeny! Or skinnier than a finger!~ oops did i say too much
I'm sure all the other short guys get jealous. I have a short friend and he doesn't get any more jealous than seeing another short guy have want he wants. He has a complex, but you and them probably don't.Quote: kmumfMy wife must have missed that memo. In all fun I do take some heat now and then and she is not even that much taller then me.
Quote: juiciejennieya size does matter!! i know there's a saying: "it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it".... um no! Long as the guy isn't like 4" down there teeny weeny! Or skinnier than a finger!~ oops did i say too much
Not to worry. Given your history here I wouldn't be surprised if you are afforded some leeway. The long and short of it is that I don't think a moderator would want to touch you with a ten foot pole or even a four inch pole.
Perhaps you could start a thread and regale us on how you size up a male suitor.
OUCH!!! that could be offensive and taken seriously. It would be like saying a girl is big boned or something. or a girl saying its oK, she likes your little penisQuote: 1BBThe long and short of it is that I don't think a moderator would want to touch you with a ten foot pole or even a four inch pole.
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Quote: AxelWolfOUCH!!! that could be offensive and taken seriously. It would be like saying a girl is big boned or something. or a girl saying its oK, she likes your little penis
Let me quickly clarify that. To not touch something with a ten foot pole is a very old saying that means to avoid something at all costs. The something in this case is being the sole moderator to make a decision where this member is concerned.
Nothing sexual was implied or should be taken. Remember, one of our moderators is female. Speaking of offensive, what about the title of the thread with BJ in it that someone started? Something about a suckessful BJ?
Quote: 1BBLet me quickly clarify that. To not touch something with a ten foot pole is a very old saying that means to avoid something at all costs. The something in this case is being the sole moderator to make a decision where this member is concerned.
Nothing sexual was implied or should be taken. Remember, one of our moderators is female. Speaking of offensive, what about the title of the thread with BJ in it that someone started? Something about a suckessful BJ?
I get a kick out of the TOKE BOX at Jerry's Nugget that says "BJ 2-DAY"
Also, heads of state are statistically taller than average. (Male ones, that is.) Lincoln, Eisenhower, Johnson, Ford, Bush Sr., Obama, ...Quote: DrawingDeadMultiple studies have found that an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year or so in wages, after controlling for education and experience.
And also more sex-craved. Kennedy, Clinton, ...
Or simian. Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Bush Jr., ...
Alpha males...
I have addressed that with the person I posed it about and a Mod.Quote: 1BBLet me quickly clarify that. To not touch something with a ten foot pole is a very old saying that means to avoid something at all costs. The something in this case is being the sole moderator to make a decision where this member is concerned.
Nothing sexual was implied or should be taken. Remember, one of our moderators is female. Speaking of offensive, what about the title of the thread with BJ in it that someone started? Something about a suckessful BJ?
It was the fact you useed the 4' pole that really made it seem like you were implying someone would want to.... well you get the point.
Quote: DrawingDeadMethinks we're not always quite so evolved & civilized & far removed from the impulses & behavior of a naked ape as we might sometimes like to imagine: http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2002/03/short_changed.html
Yes, but one thing that that article didn't adjust for was how good the person actually is at their job.
Genetics are a funny thing. Just because you think that two things should be uncorrelated doesn't mean that they are. I have read that intelligence and attractiveness are correlated in men (although, I haven't seen a study that convinces me that it's true)
Quote: juiciejennieya size does matter!! i know there's a saying: "it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it".... um no! Long as the guy isn't like 4" down there teeny weeny! Or skinnier than a finger!~ oops did i say too much
I have extreme fat finger tho
Quote: juiciejennieum no! Long as the guy isn't like 4" down there teeny weeny! Or skinnier than a finger!~ oops did i say too much
That works both ways, girlie girl. For instance,
my friend in Calif was after this hot girl for
weeks and when he finally got her, he said it
was like doing it with a wide neck jar of warm
mayonnaise. An amazing visual, never heard it
put that way before..
lmaoQuote: EvenBobThat works both ways, girlie girl. For instance,
my friend in Calif was after this hot girl for
weeks and when he finally got her, he said it
was like doing it with a wide neck jar of warm
mayonnaise. An amazing visual, never heard it
put that way before..
Quote: EvenBobThat works both ways, girlie girl. For instance,
my friend in Calif was after this hot girl for
weeks and when he finally got her, he said it
was like doing it with a wide neck jar of warm
mayonnaise. An amazing visual, never heard it
put that way before..
Bob you have to tell your friend right away, that is NOT mayonaise.
It is probably a yeast infection.
That happened to a friend of mine, he swore it was cottage cheese.
It took me ten years to be able to eat cottage cheese again.
Quote: petroglyphBob you have to tell your friend right away, that is NOT mayonaise.
It is probably a yeast infection.
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No, that's not it. Think Grand Canyon.
Quote: EvenBobNo, that's not it. Think Grand Canyon.
