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Alan
Alan
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November 21st, 2013 at 8:15:55 AM permalink
Pissing in the yard is a secret? I thought that's what guys do.
rdw4potus
rdw4potus
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November 21st, 2013 at 8:20:05 AM permalink
Hmmm...seems many of these secrets involve urination. OK...here's mine: I wash my hands before using the bathroom. Why would I want to touch my junk with dirty hands?
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
Mosca
Mosca
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November 21st, 2013 at 8:21:23 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Boooooring LOL



Okay. I can't finish things. I don't know why this is, but the closer I get to the end, the stronger the urge to do something else gets. I tried four times to finish college, and finally stopped torturing myself, 17 credits shy after 9 years, some community college, two stints at Cornell, and one at Pitt. The worst time of year for me is tax time; I do my own, and I can't tell you how many times I've started at 9PM on April 14th.
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RogerKint
RogerKint
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November 21st, 2013 at 9:20:50 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades


I shave my chest!



1. I shave a lot more than my chest. If I didn't, some parts of my anatomy would be completely hidden.

2. I punched a hole in the wall in my room at the four queens. Instead of being a man and paying for the damage, I put the piece back in place and apparently no one has noticed.

Yes I know I'm a terrible human being but that felt good to get off my chest. Thanks, Ace.
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bigfoot66
bigfoot66
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November 21st, 2013 at 9:40:58 AM permalink
Quote: RogerKint

I punched a hole in the wall in my room at the four queens. Instead of being a man and paying for the damage, I put the piece back in place and apparently no one has noticed.


I've stayed at the 4 queens. It might be hard to notice a hole in the wall.

Seriously, though, was this associated with, ahem, negative variance?
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Sabretom2
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November 21st, 2013 at 10:38:50 AM permalink
The pooped in underwear in the 1st floor men's room trashcan this past summer, was mine.

You fine folks are the first to know. The investigation continues.
aceofspades
aceofspades
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November 21st, 2013 at 10:40:02 AM permalink
Quote: Sabretom2

The pooped in underwear in the 1st floor men's room trashcan this past summer, was mine.

You fine folks are the first to know. The investigation continues.




Follow the scent...
kewlj
kewlj
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November 21st, 2013 at 11:07:06 AM permalink
I can't stand babies and/or small children. They are needy, whining brats and I never find them cute or adorable. I mean I don't want any harm to come to them, or in keeping with body function theme of this thread, I don't want to urinate on them. Lol. But, please keep your bratty kids away from me. :-)
Ibeatyouraces
Ibeatyouraces
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November 21st, 2013 at 11:18:46 AM permalink
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
EvenBob
EvenBob
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November 21st, 2013 at 11:24:25 AM permalink
Kids in general irritate the crap out of me. Parents
worship their children now, the fat little porkers.
When I was a kid, my mother would throw us out
after breakfast in the summer and lock the door.
She'd let us back in for lunch. Parents didn't know
where their kids were most of the time and didn't
care. My mom would be arrested today if she locked
her kids out.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal

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