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djatc
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December 12th, 2013 at 12:27:26 AM permalink
I was at a casino away from the strip and sat at the bar. Turns out the person before me on the machine left a hand in play with his last $1.25, which was a 9876 of spades with a throwaway card which I swapped to draw to a 5 of spades. Pocketed $62.50. I figure it was karma from making a Toys for Tots donation.
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JB
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December 12th, 2013 at 12:54:15 AM permalink
Quote: odiousgambit

I can't resist tuning in to what's going on in these "Finding Bigfoot" TV shows


I like shows like that, like where they hunt for lake monsters (Nessie/Champ/etc). I know before the show starts that they didn't find the monster -- if they had, it would have been all over the news, all over the world, long before the episode was assembled for broadcast ... but I watch anyway.
Perdition
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December 19th, 2013 at 9:31:13 PM permalink
My secret is I have posted maybe 75-80% of the questions over at the Heart Attack Grill ask page.
Greasyjohn
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December 20th, 2013 at 1:14:01 PM permalink
The best sex I ever had was with a girl I didn't like or trust very much.
wroberson
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December 20th, 2013 at 1:21:29 PM permalink
I bought my neighbors kids glow necklaces, bracelets and a Balloon animal kit for Christmas. My sister, nephews, and great nephew are getting silver bars. Year of the Snake, Dragon, and Horse. I got myself 41.1 grams of gold, 10 ounce of silver and 50,000 miles from Southwest. Will be keeping the 10 ounces of silver, and selling the gold.

Stacking begins today!
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EvenBob
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December 20th, 2013 at 1:21:59 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

The best sex I ever had was with a girl I didn't like or trust very much.



The best sex I ever had was with a girl I'd
had a crush on for 10 years. It's all in your
head. The sex was just average, it was the
person I was doing it with that was unreal.
Never thought it would happen in a million
years. You envision it hundreds of times,
and then it actually occurs? Life should be
that good all the time.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
odiousgambit
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December 20th, 2013 at 1:22:36 PM permalink
Quote: JB

I like shows like that, like where they hunt for lake monsters (Nessie/Champ/etc). I know before the show starts that they didn't find the monster -- if they had, it would have been all over the news, all over the world, long before the episode was assembled for broadcast ... but I watch anyway.



Yes! Do you suppose anybody watching doesn't realize this?

Related to one of my complaints, in the Bigfoot episodes, they will often suggest one of these slippery fellows was encountered with hardly a sliver of doubt allowable [when they go outdoors at night and record it all]. Yet there is no attempt to follow up, look for footprints, etc. Like I say, I fast forward through that part anymore. Yet I seem to know some details [g]
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
Greasyjohn
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December 22nd, 2013 at 6:17:29 AM permalink
Remember when that famous photo of Nessie was exposed as a hoax when one of the perps confessed on his death-bed. Now, if only the guy in the Bigfoot suit would do the same.
Greasyjohn
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December 22nd, 2013 at 7:02:51 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I was 12, does it matter? It was 1961, and real
naked girls were in short supply. Playboy was
considered filth, especially by my mother. Spending
10 min with a naked girl my age was the most
exciting time I ever had with a female. I'm lucky
I lived thru it..

The worst time was when I was still a virgin and
got the girls top off and froze. I mean I could not
move, I was terrified of all of it. That didn't turn
out well, she never spoke to me again either. I
was 16. Sigh.



When I was about 12 or so I was staying at a family friend's house for a few days. They had a daughter that was about six-months older than me, kinda cute and she got much better grades than me. We wound up in a darkroom with the lights off. She was sitting in a highchair in the middle of the room. She was wearing a little shorts-style jumpsuit. I copped a feel under the guise of orienting myself in the room (she didn't have any problem with her orientation, however). I was disoriented several times while we were in that room together. She never suggested that we turn on the light in order to get our bearings. I thought at the time that my defense would hold up in court that I was just trying to find myself around. She would have been a witness for the defense. I was too young at the time to exploit my opportunities. Oh, the fact that I like telling that story is the secret I'm sharing.
onenickelmiracle
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January 3rd, 2014 at 5:22:54 AM permalink
A squirrel was in the forest and discovered a weasel's get out of jail free card and buried it.
I am a robot.

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