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November 23rd, 2013 at 4:33:42 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

The first sign of addition is usually a big +.

Oh, too funny! I missed that the first time through.
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Asswhoopermcdaddy
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November 23rd, 2013 at 5:27:14 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I've had one and the only downside is soreness in that area for a few days. You will probably need to sit on a bag of ice and take pain relievers for a few days, but it isn't that bad. I don't know any statistics about you junk malfunctioning, but I'd hazard to guess it is very low, like 1 in 1,000 or less.



Why in the world would you want a vasectomy???!!! I almost vomitted out my dinner after reading this.
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November 23rd, 2013 at 5:33:14 PM permalink
Quote: Asswhoopermcdaddy

Why in the world would you want a vasectomy???!!! I almost vomitted out my dinner after reading this.



So he doesn't get any of those, "you're the bady daddy" letters.
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November 23rd, 2013 at 5:36:54 PM permalink
Quote: Asswhoopermcdaddy

Why in the world would you want a vasectomy???!!! I almost vomitted out my dinner after reading this.



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November 23rd, 2013 at 6:10:39 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

This thread rocks!

Here is another secret...I want a vasectomy a BUT, I have heard that the pain is extreme and there is a possible side-effect of your junk not working properly afterwards - so , as of yet, I have not gone through with it



I had a vesectomy 45 years ago and everything is still functional. I had no pain at all, had the procedure in the morning went home for a few hours and had no pain so went to work. Other than itchy stiches never had any discomfort. The tube can grow back together but it will happen within a few weeks if it is going to. You are supposed to use other birth control for several weeks and then have a sperm count done to be sure.

The worst part of the whole procedure was the crowd watching. They traipsed a group of interns in to watch plus the doctor was demonstrating the procedure to another doctor. After doing the first side he asked the 2nd doctor if he wanted to do the second tube. I didn't get a vote. The second doctor grabbed something and says "is this it?" first doctor says "yes that it is it" then just in time say "NO" and had to help him find the proper tube. Have no idea what he almost cut but it was rather disconcerting lying on the bed with about 10 people watching and everything rather exposed.
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November 23rd, 2013 at 7:03:06 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I sued a guy once and went to court and everything,
and my wife still knows nothing about it. It was a
feeling of power, doing all that behind her back. I
didn't want to have her grilling me about it all the
time, I hate that.






I am liking this thread more and more!
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November 23rd, 2013 at 7:07:54 PM permalink
Quote: Asswhoopermcdaddy

Why in the world would you want a vasectomy???!!!



Three kids is enough.
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November 23rd, 2013 at 8:01:17 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Three kids is enough.

Or maybe even one is one too many.
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November 23rd, 2013 at 8:27:52 PM permalink
Quote: paisiello

Or maybe even one is one too many.



Too each his own. I'm just trying to do my part to prevent wanted pregnancies.
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November 23rd, 2013 at 8:48:24 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I'm just trying to do my part to prevent wanted pregnancies.

Can't you get indicted for that?

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