Fuengirola2
Fuengirola2
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February 22nd, 2013 at 1:42:04 PM permalink
I've not yet even seen her, but today we're gonna meet and have some fun time together. But now she sent me an SMS telling she's in a company's party and she especially mentioned there are plenty of handsome men to look at and put a ";)" smiley in her message. Does she want to "gamble" with me? See if I'm a man or a mickey mouse?
TIMSPEED
TIMSPEED
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February 22nd, 2013 at 1:46:09 PM permalink
Personally, I'm getting some hookers tonight in Reno...fun times in the jacuzzi suite.
Gambling calls to me...like this ~> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nap37mNSmQ
FinsRule
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February 22nd, 2013 at 1:47:57 PM permalink
Grosssssssss
Fuengirola2
Fuengirola2
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February 22nd, 2013 at 2:05:56 PM permalink
All women are evil. I'm gonna punch in the face any other males who are gonna approach her too much this night.
TIMSPEED
TIMSPEED
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February 22nd, 2013 at 2:12:48 PM permalink
Quote: Fuengirola2

All women are evil. I'm gonna punch in the face any other males who are gonna approach her too much this night.


Effin A! That's the way to do it...Man up Son!
Don't forget the all important FALCON PUNCH!
Gambling calls to me...like this ~> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nap37mNSmQ
Fuengirola2
Fuengirola2
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February 22nd, 2013 at 2:14:03 PM permalink
I could cut *him* (whoever it may be) in pieces with just Blackjack cards!
DRich
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February 22nd, 2013 at 2:16:05 PM permalink
"Personally, I'm getting some hookers tonight in Reno...fun times in the jacuzzi suite."

The cheap ones are on 4th street by the Sands.
Living longer does not always infer +EV
MrV
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February 22nd, 2013 at 2:31:20 PM permalink
Quote: Fuengirola2

All women are evil. I'm gonna punch in the face any other males who are gonna approach her too much this night.



Ah, but he might be a better puncher and best you, making you look like a little girlie-man in front of your beloved.

No, to maximize your chances of getting the girl you need to bring a gun.

Preferably a magnum.

Nothing better to eliminate the competition.

Best sport a Groucho disguise before you start popping caps, you don't want to go to jail.

Avoid Aria, they'll be a bit sensitive about gunplay today.
"What, me worry?"
Fuengirola2
Fuengirola2
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February 22nd, 2013 at 3:12:32 PM permalink
Sorry MrV, I'm not a killer. Im no nigga!
MrV
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February 22nd, 2013 at 4:17:40 PM permalink
No, of course not.

I don't seriously suggest you bring a gun.

Bring a knife.
"What, me worry?"

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