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SplittingAA
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March 11th, 2010 at 11:57:51 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

...My son has a Nerf gun. The range and accuracy of those things are terrible, and they constantly jam...



Wiz, I respect your insight in all things gambling, but your missing the point here. Poor range and accuracy are just what is needed to allow the hunter to get CLOSER to the hunted. Since my eyesight is somewhat suspect anyways, I welcome the less hunting intense and the more visually intense opportunity. I'd even take it as far as using Nerf knives for little hand to hand action.

Happy Hunting All.
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AZDuffman
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March 11th, 2010 at 12:04:37 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Count me in. Where do I send the check?

My son has a Nerf gun. The range and accuracy of those things are terrible, and they constantly jam. Bambi would go unscathed unless she was over 80 years old. I'm thinking conventional paintball guns, but that shoot with a small enough force to not hurt.



I think Croupier has the right idea with the guns shooting paint. For those who never played, getting hit with a paintball is somewhere between getting snapped with a rubber band and getting hit with a slow moving baseball. Where I would see a problem getting a paintball "not to hurt" is if you reduced the speed or mass enough the ball just wouldn't shoot. (Assuming the women are nekkid except for eye protection and shoes.) Another problem is if said women are also strippers they are going to have a lot of welts from where the balls hit, dinimishing their marketability.

But as you can see, I have no problem with it as long as everyone involved, customers and bambis, is over 18 years old.

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boymimbo
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March 11th, 2010 at 12:09:52 PM permalink
Laser tag would work, wouldn't it?
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Nareed
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March 11th, 2010 at 12:21:29 PM permalink
Quote: boymimbo

Laser tag would work, wouldn't it?



For laser tag you need to wear a vest that covers too much.
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Wizard
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March 11th, 2010 at 3:04:11 PM permalink
I've never actually played paintball, thus my ignorance on how much it hurts to get hit. Would love to try it. AZDuffman made good points that the paint balls would hurt somewhat and leave a bruise. In that light, I might recommend an old fashioned water balloon fight.
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Jumboshrimps
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March 11th, 2010 at 3:20:51 PM permalink
Quote: Nareed

Quote: boymimbo

Laser tag would work, wouldn't it?



For laser tag you need to wear a vest that covers too much.



OOOOOOOOOO! This give me a brilliant idea. How about creating bikinis and bras for the women with built-in lazer sensors? That would clean the game up for use in other states. Maybe even. . . Iowa.

Okay. Maybe not Iowa.
inap
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March 12th, 2010 at 1:21:23 AM permalink
a straw with wads of paper would be less painfull. but only if you know how to use this properly. only blowing, no sucking.
Croupier
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March 12th, 2010 at 2:42:49 AM permalink
95: As I have covered hookers, marriage and myths, I thought I would go for something that includes all three.

We have all heard similar stories, a young couple come to Vegas get married and cant contain their passion, so head to one of the cheap motels near the wedding chapel to cinsumate the marriage. On entering the room, they start getting down to business, but the girl is distracted by a strange smell. They stop and call the manager who comes in looks under the bed and straight into the face of a dead and decomposing hooker.

One problem with the story: It has never happened in Las Vegas. The legend may have been sparked by a number of newspaper stories about actual cases of bodies being hidden in motel rooms in Virginia and Maryland. For some reason, people are more willing to believe that this story has happened in Las Vegas, rather than the small towns where it actually took place. What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but remember -- not everything happens in Vegas.

Source: Snopes.com and Vegas.com
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inap
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March 12th, 2010 at 3:34:03 AM permalink
bodies may not be left in rooms, but many people die in hotel rooms or somewhere on the hotel property. ask hotel workers and many will say they get the spooks in certain rooms, or floors, or areas on the property.
DJTeddyBear
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March 12th, 2010 at 4:49:13 AM permalink
Wait a sec....

You go from a Bambi Hunt to decomposing bodies? How the hell am I supposed to think about the Bambo Hunt now!?!?!


(I like the Wiz's ides of a water balloon fight.)
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