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EvenBob
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December 10th, 2010 at 9:52:34 PM permalink
But where's your friend, Jerry. Your best friend, your banned buddy. Be honest, you didn't kill him, did you? Um, thats illegal in most places, I think. Run, Jerry, run! I understand why you did it, even if nobody else does...
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
JerryLogan
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December 10th, 2010 at 9:57:15 PM permalink
It sometimes takes his kind a little extra time to get over the hurt....the rejection (sniffle sniffle).

Did't I read somewhere here that someone thinks mkl & I are the same person? Hahaha! I kill myself!!!
JohnnyQ
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December 11th, 2010 at 9:08:56 AM permalink
Hey, I was just speculating:

What if JerryLogan and MKL were actually the same person, just with a huge split personality disorder ?
That's why they both get suspended at the same time, and why you never have seen them in the same
place at the same time. Makes you wonder, doesn't it ?

Stranger things have happened, ie Palin as a VP Candidate, "W" getting a second term in office, etc.

NOW, to apply some McCarthy-era logic, if you were in fact the same person, I wouldn't expect you to
admit it. Which in a sense therefore strongly suggests that you are ! I suspect that maybe the MKL
side of your personality will admit it.
Like the castle in its corner In a medieval game; I foresee terrible trouble And I stay here just the same
MathExtremist
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December 11th, 2010 at 9:14:51 AM permalink
Here's one for the conspiracy theorists:

How would the Wizard possibly know that MKL and Jerry were the same person so he could suspend them at the same time?
"In my own case, when it seemed to me after a long illness that death was close at hand, I found no little solace in playing constantly at dice." -- Girolamo Cardano, 1563
Wizard
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December 11th, 2010 at 9:17:05 AM permalink
It has also been speculated that mkl=me and Jerry=Rob Singer.

So if I'm mkl, mkl is Jerry, and Jerry is Rob Singer, then that would make me Rob Singer. Wow, I can't even get my mind around that.
It's not whether you win or lose; it's whether or not you had a good bet.
HKrandom
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December 11th, 2010 at 9:21:59 AM permalink
Up until now I was convinced EvenBob and JerryLogan were the same person.
Nareed
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December 11th, 2010 at 12:46:53 PM permalink
This feels almost like a challenge to come up with a sock puppet that could pass as a real, distinct user.

Hmm. I've done it before... Of course, musing about it this way makes the point rather moot. Too bad, I've been wanting to try out new nicks.
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
JerryLogan
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December 11th, 2010 at 2:00:06 PM permalink
How about this: I just got back from a marathon 7 hour training session with Rob Singer, I mean, MKL, I mean the Wizard! Yikes!! But I did hit a royal flush on one of the denominations and if someone can tell me how to post the picture here, I'll do it.
Headlock
Headlock
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December 11th, 2010 at 2:27:56 PM permalink
Jerry, you will appreciate this. I primarily play craps, while my wife plays video poker, usually DDB, and some blackjack. There is a $1 progressive at our local casino that I play when the progressive gets over $5,000.

Anyway, last weekend when we got there the progressive jackpot was only $4,200; someone had hit the royal not too long ago. So my wife was playing $.25 triple double bonus. She got four aces with the kicker, 4,000 coins, or $1,000! So then she starts playing TDB for $1, and within a few spins she got 4 aces with the kicker again! $4,000 more! She is so lucky.
thecesspit
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December 11th, 2010 at 2:37:56 PM permalink
Stick the photo up on flickr or some public picture site like that and paste the link in like this :

{img=http:/www.flickr.com/Jerrysmassiveroyalflush.jpg}

but instead of using {} around it, use [ ] brackets instead.

So for example if I use the images here : http://www.barko.com/images/Jerry%20Logan%20Receiving%20Winnings.JPG, I put it in and get :



Would work. The link for formatting codes gives you clues as well (down in bottom right).

I look forward to a JLogan teaching report with Mr Singer.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829

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