100xOdds
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February 12th, 2020 at 10:49:55 AM permalink
Quote: gordonm888

Cougars are women who sleep with men who are much younger than they are. So, Drich, if you are hoping for a cougar, your options may pretty much be limited to Betty White. : )

wait, she's still alive?
hm.. so is Angela Lansbury. <shocked>
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onenickelmiracle
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February 12th, 2020 at 11:47:30 AM permalink
Cougars go extinct as men grow older, sadness. Oh wait, who wants a cougar.
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lilredrooster
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February 12th, 2020 at 12:06:19 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146


𝐖𝐞 had a substance that gets wax off pretty easily.

𝐖𝐞 would also have had to KNOW that you were the one who broke them.

𝐖𝐞 also know that the cabinet doors were intact, but can't necessarily prove the latter so easily.





what do you mean by 𝐖𝐞 if you don't mind my asking

who are you referring to?
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DRich
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February 12th, 2020 at 12:21:56 PM permalink
Quote: gordonm888

Cougars are women who sleep with men who are much younger than they are. So, Drich, if you are hoping for a cougar, your options may pretty much be limited to Betty White. : )

On topic: I have never trashed or damaged a hotel room in any way. And, I don't get that drunk anymore, and it's just not +EV.



My understanding is a cougar is the female version of the sugar daddy. I want to be a kept man.
Living longer does not always infer +EV
Mission146
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February 12th, 2020 at 12:23:23 PM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

what do you mean by 𝐖𝐞 if you don't mind my asking

who are you referring to?



We as in the hotel that I worked at.
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onenickelmiracle
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February 12th, 2020 at 12:47:11 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

brag post about your sex life in hotels? :)

Not really, guess that's incidental to the topic.
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February 12th, 2020 at 3:41:02 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

...Luckily, we were able to work out a deal where we brought our pledge class up and while some painted cabins, others cleared weeds and undergrowth and worked off our debt...


Old School resolution, good on you.

Nowadays, I believe one claims a twisted ankle from jumping off the loft and hires an attorney.
100xOdds
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February 12th, 2020 at 9:00:13 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146

We as in the hotel that I worked at.

i dont understand about wax in the room and you have wax remover on hand?!
people light up candles in hotel rooms? wont that set off the smoke alarm?
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onenickelmiracle
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February 12th, 2020 at 9:49:13 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

i dont understand about wax in the room and you have wax remover on hand?!
people light up candles in hotel rooms? wont that set off the smoke alarm?

It was red wax I spilled all over because I let it burn. I tried lifting it out using a towel and an iron, and it didn't all come out. A few months later, we were in the same room, the stain was still there. I had a tea light burning, by the vent, and again I didnt put out the candles, and the air from the vent caused the wax to burn so hot, it burned a nice hole deep about as round as a baseball. I'm breaking up with her for good right now as I write this. It's also nice they don't charge for sheets and towels being ruined by periods. I'm going to have to take a new girlfriend to the same room there and keep trying my luck with candles.
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Mission146
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February 13th, 2020 at 6:07:25 AM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

i dont understand about wax in the room and you have wax remover on hand?!
people light up candles in hotel rooms? wont that set off the smoke alarm?



Nah, much more likely for someone smoking a cigar to set it off. People would always get irritated when they’d get a smoking room and we’d ask them not to smoke cigars. Candles don’t generally give off a ton of smoke.
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