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DRich
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March 29th, 2019 at 7:48:11 PM permalink
I have two comments.

I believe the reason ZK is getting asked to leave the casino isn't because of his Blackjack playing. I am convinced Orkin has been circulating his picture to all the casino pits because he is infested with bed bugs.

I don't think anybody else has said this but I will. I would not lose one second of sleep or have any remorse at all if someone destroyed ZK, or if he committed suicide like he has been threatening. Comsi comsa.
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March 29th, 2019 at 8:09:28 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

You guys have no clue whatsoever what it means to run badly. Absolutely no clue. Just dropped 2425 in 1 hour betting ONLY 2x150 and ONLY playing POSITIVES. Every shoe skyrocketed. Im now 20k UNDER EV in this mob infested rigged ass city. For my bull**** career im 25k UNDER EV after 1400 hours. Let that sink in.TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND after 1400 HOURS. Also take note 95% of my 'career' ive played only positive counts hahahabhaha. Not to mention i also started my 'career' breakeven after 600 hours and i still havent quit. Find me one other player that would not have quit by now.

Want to realize how cursed i really am?

Dealer got 4 blackjacks in a ROW today 3 at max bets and one slightly under max bet. I want to know the odds of that happening. 3 of them were backdoor blackjacks that I couldnt insure and the last one was just under +3 after a round of negative cards brought it down after starting at +4. The sickest part is i had a 20 every round and another good hand each of those rounds.

Honestly someone take a machine gun and just shoot me now. No one deserves to go through this. NO ONE.



If you're getting 12s all night long, doesn't matter what the count is.

Or, if what you describe happens: Good count that ends up giving the good (or better) cards to the dealer.

The count, unfortunately, isn't everything. There's no way to ensure that you will win at gambling, but if you do win at gambling consistently, it means that you are doing something right.

I guess the converse isn't necessarily true. You might do everything right and still lose.
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March 30th, 2019 at 10:54:56 AM permalink
Lol @ money in an index fund growing 15 to 20% per year. Lock of the century: I'll take the under on that.......
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March 30th, 2019 at 11:02:47 AM permalink
Quote: rdw4potus

Lol @ money in an index fund growing 15 to 20% per year. Lock of the century: I'll take the under on that.......



I caught that, too, but it's ZenKing we're talking about here.... he's better than us and knows how to make money better than anyone, so I just assumed he had an inside track on the stock market as well....!
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March 30th, 2019 at 11:49:18 AM permalink
Quote: rdw4potus

Lol @ money in an index fund growing 15 to 20% per year. Lock of the century: I'll take the under on that.......



Being able to consistently earn that much off the financial markets should mean earning ZenKinG's entire net worth (about $60,000) per month. For someone in their 20s. By his 30s, with it should be worth $600,000 every month or more. This is more proof ZK is truly cursed: one of the greatest financial investors in history and all he has to show for it is owning a car and having enough money to move across the country without debt and never needing an alarm clock to wake up (to his credit that is a far greater accomplishment than any of us has achieved)
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March 30th, 2019 at 12:00:23 PM permalink
I’ve pretty much trained myself to wake up before my alarm every day.
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March 30th, 2019 at 12:10:38 PM permalink
Quote: FinsRule

I’ve pretty much trained myself to wake up before my alarm every day.

My alarm clock has been used 7 times in total since I quit work.
3 x golf early tee time
2 x doctors appointment
2 x early flight to vacation

Having to use an alarm clock is a PITA, because I have to keep figuring out how to set it.

I too laughed out loud at his claimed index fund picking skills.
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March 30th, 2019 at 12:36:17 PM permalink
Messed up
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March 30th, 2019 at 12:37:28 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

I caught that, too, but it's ZenKing we're talking about here.... he's better than us and knows how to make money better than anyone, so I just assumed he had an inside track on the stock market as well....!




Don’t forget his clean ass $7,500 car from his pictures he posted(he did note that after the damage he had to write off $2,000 of its value)

He was hella smart and invested in a car with some clean ass DUBs. Rims for your car are one of the smartest investments you can make.
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March 30th, 2019 at 3:12:21 PM permalink
Quote: FinsRule

I’ve pretty much trained myself to wake up before my alarm every day.



There has been many mornings when my alarm clock went off and all I could feel was envy for all those lucky suicide contemplating , money bleeding , card counters out there who can sleep til noon
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March 30th, 2019 at 3:14:30 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

I have two comments.

I believe the reason ZK is getting asked to leave the casino isn't because of his Blackjack playing. I am convinced Orkin has been circulating his picture to all the casino pits because he is infested with bed bugs.

I don't think anybody else has said this but I will. I would not lose one second of sleep or have any remorse at all if someone destroyed ZK, or if he committed suicide like he has been threatening. Comsi comsa.



This post deserves to ripped to shreds. This post crossed the line . If there were a "I hate this," button, " this post would be a prime use for it.
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March 30th, 2019 at 3:16:57 PM permalink
Those darn alarm clocks, waking me up so I can lazily roll into the office sometime between 9:30 and 10:00, sit on my butt for most of the day doing just enough work to get the job done, before taking an easy 12 minute commute back home. Then I get that stupid paycheck every two weeks that is more than enough to live on, take vacations, and save for retirement.

What am I doing wrong? ZK's got it made, I tell ya....

Quote: Nathan

This post deserves to ripped to shreds. This post crossed the line . If this were a "I hate this," button, " this post would be a prime use for it.



Since ZK has been indefinitely banned, maybe this thread should be locked so people (including me) won't be able to take any more potshots at him.
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March 30th, 2019 at 3:47:20 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Those darn alarm clocks, waking me up so I can lazily roll into the office sometime between 9:30 and 10:00, sit on my butt for most of the day doing just enough work to get the job done, before taking an easy 12 minute commute back home. Then I get that stupid paycheck every two weeks that is more than enough to live on, take vacations, and save for retirement.

What am I doing wrong? ZK's got it made, I tell ya....



Since ZK has been indefinitely banned, maybe this thread should be locked so people (including me) won't be able to take any more potshots at him.



Kind of expected if you tell people to eff off.
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March 31st, 2019 at 12:09:35 PM permalink
Quote: vegas

Axel said in this thread page two that Romes watched him and he did ok

Well, the playing was kind of ad hoc and donkey... and from my recollection there was a mistake or two made. On the one side, it was a sloppy check. On the other side, my personal checkout would have been that difficult or more difficult (as we only did ONE shoe). So even 1 mistake per shoe puts you at about an average counter, but I did not get a full perspective on ZK's counting skills, in my opinion.
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March 31st, 2019 at 12:33:59 PM permalink
Quote: Nathan

This post deserves to ripped to shreds. This post crossed the line . If there were a "I hate this," button, " this post would be a prime use for it.



Why? Is it because I don't care what happens to ZenKing? Trust me, I feel the same way about most of the other 7.3 billion people on the planet.

BTW, go ahead and rip me. The irony of being ripped by Nathan would delight me.
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March 31st, 2019 at 2:45:54 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

Why? Is it because I don't care what happens to ZenKing? Trust me, I feel the same way about most of the other 7.3 billion people on the planet.

BTW, go ahead and rip me. The irony of being ripped by Nathan would delight me.



I worded my response exactly the way I did very calculated as to not get a Suspension and still say my piece.
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March 31st, 2019 at 3:38:18 PM permalink
Quote: Nathan

I worded my response exactly the way I did very calculated as to not get a Suspension and still say my piece.



Your WOV posting skills continue to evolve
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March 31st, 2019 at 6:42:05 PM permalink
Quote: happahero

Don’t forget his clean ass $7,500 car from his pictures he posted(he did note that after the damage he had to write off $2,000 of its value)

He was hella smart and invested in a car with some clean ass DUBs. Rims for your car are one of the smartest investments you can make.

I just ordered in a new set of rims(eagerly awaiting, hopefully they will come TM). I think rims can oftentimes make or break the look of a car. Especially the older muscle cars. I can't imagine some of them cars without Cragar rims.
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March 31st, 2019 at 10:45:22 PM permalink
Whatever makes you happy when you get in your car everyday, I’m all for it. I would like to point out that zen king has a $40k roll and so about 16% of his net worth is his car. (Assuming his cited 7,500 value)

I’m pretty sure your truck with rims isn’t going to be 16% of your net worth.
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March 31st, 2019 at 11:06:39 PM permalink
Quote: happahero

Whatever makes you happy when you get in your car everyday, I’m all for it. I would like to point out that zen king has a $40k roll and so about 16% of his net worth is his car. (Assuming his cited 7,500 value)

I’m pretty sure your truck with rims isn’t going to be 16% of your net worth.

When I was much younger I'm sure it was all of my net worth.

The dude is single and those rims might get him laid, it might be the only shot he has.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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March 31st, 2019 at 11:34:48 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

When I was much younger I'm sure it was all of my net worth.

The dude is single and those rims might get him laid, it might be the only shot he has.


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April 1st, 2019 at 12:06:04 AM permalink
I’m ALL for getting laid more all the time anytime. If I’m not getting laid I would invest all my net worth.

I think rather than using rims to get laid, he would rather spend his time lecturing people on how superior he is. I’m not really sure why he has aftermarket rims on his car.
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April 1st, 2019 at 12:28:45 AM permalink
Quote: happahero

I’m not really sure why he has aftermarket rims on his car.



Because he's GOAT
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April 1st, 2019 at 1:23:08 AM permalink
Quote: happahero

I’m not really sure why he has aftermarket rims on his car.



it adds 10hp noob
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April 1st, 2019 at 5:02:21 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

When I was much younger I'm sure it was all of my net worth.

The dude is single and those rims might get him laid, it might be the only shot he has.



A rim job?
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April 1st, 2019 at 6:34:44 AM permalink
Quote: djatc

it adds 10hp noob



LOL yeah, when I was in high school I convinced myself that fatty spoilers added another 10HP and fart cannon mufflers were +15HP

Also note these additions resulted in me getting laid a grand total of zero times. And they were probably 80% of my net worth.
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April 1st, 2019 at 9:35:30 PM permalink
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...You seem to have a little girl crush on me, I’m sorry bud I don’t swing that way.

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