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cyberbabble
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December 27th, 2018 at 11:33:30 AM permalink
I almost won the lottery.
I only missed three numbers.
AxelWolf
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December 27th, 2018 at 12:38:18 PM permalink
Quote: cyberbabble

I almost won the lottery.
I only missed three numbers.

I love when people think they were so close to a VP royal holding 3, but they actually missed on the first card out when they drew.

They always claim the card they needed came out in the spot they needed the very next hand.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
darkoz
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December 27th, 2018 at 12:40:13 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I love when people think they were so close to a VP royal holding 3, but they actually missed on the first card out when they drew.

They always claim the card they needed came out in the spot they needed the very next hand.



My favorite is when the ball in roulette lands one number away. The person yells so close

Meanwhile the ball was on the total opposite side of the wheel. The ball landing in your number wasnt even in the ballpark
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djatc
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December 27th, 2018 at 12:52:49 PM permalink
most unknown feared AP on the East Coast: probably darkoz
most unknown feared AP on the West Coast: DJatc
most unknown feared AP on the other coasts: I have no idea
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billryan
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December 27th, 2018 at 12:55:05 PM permalink
About a month ago, I was playing some single zero roulette. It had been some fifty spins since zero was hit and this guy made a big deal about it and started betting it. First spin, ball ended up one notch to the left of zero. Next was one notch to the right of zero. Third spin was a repeat of the second number. Guy kept saying- I told you it was coming, I told you it was coming. Someone reminded him he had just lost three straight bets as zero had not come in. It must really suck to be so close three times in a row and get nothing.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
AxelWolf
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December 27th, 2018 at 1:05:36 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

most unknown feared AP on the East Coast: probably darkoz

Don't forget the best(worst?) mask category.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
RS
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RogerKint
December 27th, 2018 at 1:36:51 PM permalink
#3 Shouldn't even be a question. It's obviously:

Quote: CardDolphin

Get off my back chief, im asking, i never said i was AP or knew everything or already did this or that , i was off by 1 zero


https://wizardofvegas.com/quote/680188/

#4 Nathan's Corner. For those who aren't familiar, here is a direct link: https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/off-topic/30926-nathans-corner/

#5: BralasLT, because his initials are BLT. At least that's how the legend goes.
Hunterhill
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December 27th, 2018 at 1:40:59 PM permalink
I vote for RS as the funniest poster.
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Nathan
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December 29th, 2018 at 4:07:22 AM permalink
Quote: billryan

Looking for nominations. .
Nominate your candidates for
1) Member of the year
2) Poster of the year
3) Post of the year
4) Thread of the year
5) Moderator of the year.
6) Most improved poster
7) Member most likely to end up in the cornfield.

This is not a ruse intended to find a sugar daddy, but ten bucks is ten bucks.



Member Of The Year. I guess RS since he is nice to everybody.

Poster of The Year. RS again

Post of The Year. Hmm

Thread Of The Year. $200 Vegas Hooker(Although technically not a 2018 Thread as it lay dormant for like 4 years, it git a resurgence in 2018 and a big and popular revival, even Wizard said it's in the Top 10 Vegas threads of all time or something like that, ;)

Moderator Of The Year. Wizard

Most improved Poster. This will be controversial, but I vote Zenking. He recently admitted some things are his own fault and he doesn't cuss as much as he used too. He's gotten a lot better.

Member Most Likely To End Up In The Cornfield. Ooh very controversial , so I'll just say, "Hmm." ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
GWAE
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December 29th, 2018 at 5:08:40 AM permalink
Quote: Nathan

Member Of The Year. I guess RS since he is nice to everybody.

Poster of The Year. RS again

Post of The Year. Hmm

Thread Of The Year. $200 Vegas Hooker(Although technically not a 2018 Thread as it lay dormant for like 4 years, it git a resurgence in 2018 and a big and popular revival, even Wizard said it's in the Top 10 Vegas threads of all time or something like that, ;)

Moderator Of The Year. Wizard

Most improved Poster. This will be controversial, but I vote Zenking. He recently admitted some things are his own fault and he doesn't cuss as much as he used too. He's gotten a lot better.

Member Most Likely To End Up In The Cornfield. Ooh very controversial , so I'll just say, "Hmm." ;)



I guess now we know who that sugar daddy is that you were looking for
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