Best Advice Ever
March 12th, 2018 at 2:31:40 PM
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Be what you is, not what you ain't. Cause if you ain't what you is, you is what you ain't
Feel free to post your own.
Feel free to post your own.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
March 12th, 2018 at 2:39:29 PM
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Quote: billryanBe what you is, not what you ain't. Cause if you ain't what you is, you is what you ain't
Feel free to post your own.
Why don't you get a f***ing life?
-O'Hare's pub, Richmond, BC, January, 1999.
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You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
March 12th, 2018 at 4:24:34 PM
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"All senior citizens should have Life Alert" - the Life Alert commercial
100% risk of ruin
March 12th, 2018 at 4:26:43 PM
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Expect the worse and you will never be disappointed.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
March 12th, 2018 at 4:27:53 PM
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End the Federal Reserve
Any private business open to the PUBLIC (ie. droned out casinos) cannot have a criminal trespass enforced against an individual without GOOD CAUSE (Disruptive or Disorderly conduct). You will never go to prison for being thrown out of a casino for legal advantage play and then returning because it's simply unconstitutional 'as applied' to the individual. 'As applied' constitutional issues must FIRST be raised in DISTRICT COURT (trial court) to have it thrown out. You CANNOT raise it on APPEAL This is the best kept secret in the world of casinos not just in Vegas but everywhere in the country. Thank me later.
March 12th, 2018 at 4:31:38 PM
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The diameter of your knowledge, is the circumference of your activity
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
March 12th, 2018 at 4:33:40 PM
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Whether you think you can, or you think you cannot, you are correct $:o)
Psalm 25:16
Turn to me and be gracious to me, for I am lonely and afflicted.
Proverbs 18:2
A fool finds no satisfaction in trying to understand, for he would rather express his own opinion.
March 12th, 2018 at 4:55:44 PM
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“It’s easier to attack honey bears with bees than ” -Anonymous
“Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration” -Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration
“No, you can’t count the cards in a 6 deck schute! Unless you’re like rainman. That’s 387 cards!” -My ex-boss
“Everyone wants to be rich but no one wants to work for it.” -That one funny guy on The Office who had a cocaine problem
“Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration” -Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration
“No, you can’t count the cards in a 6 deck schute! Unless you’re like rainman. That’s 387 cards!” -My ex-boss
“Everyone wants to be rich but no one wants to work for it.” -That one funny guy on The Office who had a cocaine problem
March 12th, 2018 at 5:21:29 PM
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"You don't even know my real name. I'm the £_¢√ing lizard king."Quote: RS“It’s easier to attack honey bears with bees than ” -Anonymous
“Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration” -Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration
“No, you can’t count the cards in a 6 deck schute! Unless you’re like rainman. That’s 387 cards!” -My ex-boss
“Everyone wants to be rich but no one wants to work for it.” -That one funny guy on The Office who had a cocaine problem
I am a robot.
March 12th, 2018 at 5:42:37 PM
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"If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't"
The opinions of this moderator are for entertainment purposes only.
March 12th, 2018 at 5:57:46 PM
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
March 12th, 2018 at 6:12:16 PM
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It's hard to remember the name of that stuff that is supposed to help you remember stuff
March 12th, 2018 at 6:43:25 PM
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Never be afraid of anyone who goes to sleep or turns his back.
Tom Brady : " Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. "
Tom Brady : " Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. "
March 12th, 2018 at 6:55:36 PM
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
March 12th, 2018 at 11:03:08 PM
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There is neither meaning nor purpose for life, just a Merry Go Round until it's gonel.
I am a robot.
March 12th, 2018 at 11:43:30 PM
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Just ask.
"What, me worry?"
March 13th, 2018 at 5:53:24 AM
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All things tend to be about the way they are, except those that are different, and they are the exceptions.
March 13th, 2018 at 6:06:18 AM
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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
"Michael Corleone" i.e. Mario Puzo & Francis Ford Coppola
the screenplay writers consistently get full credit for originating that
"Michael Corleone" i.e. Mario Puzo & Francis Ford Coppola
the screenplay writers consistently get full credit for originating that
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
March 13th, 2018 at 6:55:24 AM
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I think this thread belongs over at diversity tomorrow but here are my selections:
Never leave alive somebody who wants to see you dead.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Never give a sucker an even break.
All life is 6:5 against.
Don't get mad; get even.
Never leave alive somebody who wants to see you dead.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Never give a sucker an even break.
All life is 6:5 against.
Don't get mad; get even.
March 13th, 2018 at 7:57:53 AM
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Quote: FleaStiffI think this thread belongs over at diversity tomorrow but here are my selections:
Never leave alive somebody who wants to see you dead.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Never give a sucker an even break.
All life is 6:5 against.
Don't get mad; get even.
Thats like saying it should be on reddit or any other fourm. Many of us dont go to DT
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
March 13th, 2018 at 8:10:24 AM
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"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." -- Mike Tyson
"Avoid mental waste." -- Charles Atlas
"Life is pain... anyone who says differently is selling something." -- Dread Pirate Roberts
"T.C.B." -- Elvis Presley
"Avoid mental waste." -- Charles Atlas
"Life is pain... anyone who says differently is selling something." -- Dread Pirate Roberts
"T.C.B." -- Elvis Presley
