Wednesday is Whack-a-Mole Day.
May 13th, 2015 at 11:12:28 AM
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3 4 spammers already in 1 day. And it's only 11:15 Vegas time. Yeesh.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
May 13th, 2015 at 11:30:50 AM
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I HAPPEN TO LIKE THREAD TITLES IN CAPS.
May 13th, 2015 at 12:28:38 PM
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Were any of the spammers recently whacked at least able to coherently express some kind of sales pitch that could conceivably make them some money? And provide enough of a clue to ridicule them?
Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
May 13th, 2015 at 12:52:53 PM
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You should at least have a wall of shame to memorialize the terrible sales pitches that get posted here before whacking them.
On the other hand, it might be fun to have a sales pitch contest for the best-worst gambling product or service. For example:
Introducing...
New Doubles Bubbles, the Craps Player's Chewing Gum!
Chemically engineered to alter the molecular composition of your saliva, causing your exhalations to include acetone which slightly dissolves the cellulose acetate in standard casino dice. This will make the dice stick together when you blow on them "for good luck". But who needs good luck when you're chewing Doubles Bubbles? Just set the dice to your favorite hardway, chew up a stick of Doubles Bubbles, blow a kiss to the dice and throw your guaranteed hardway winner!
$499.95 for a pack of 5. Contact us now!
Warnings:
May cause tooth decay, headache, slurred speech, lethargy or coma. Breath may become flammable; oral combustion may occur if chewing Doubles Bubbles near a lit cigarette. Do not eat with plastic utensils for three hours after chewing Doubles Bubbles.
On the other hand, it might be fun to have a sales pitch contest for the best-worst gambling product or service. For example:
Introducing...
New Doubles Bubbles, the Craps Player's Chewing Gum!
Chemically engineered to alter the molecular composition of your saliva, causing your exhalations to include acetone which slightly dissolves the cellulose acetate in standard casino dice. This will make the dice stick together when you blow on them "for good luck". But who needs good luck when you're chewing Doubles Bubbles? Just set the dice to your favorite hardway, chew up a stick of Doubles Bubbles, blow a kiss to the dice and throw your guaranteed hardway winner!
$499.95 for a pack of 5. Contact us now!
Warnings:
May cause tooth decay, headache, slurred speech, lethargy or coma. Breath may become flammable; oral combustion may occur if chewing Doubles Bubbles near a lit cigarette. Do not eat with plastic utensils for three hours after chewing Doubles Bubbles.
"In my own case, when it seemed to me after a long illness that death was close at hand, I found no little solace in playing constantly at dice."
-- Girolamo Cardano, 1563
May 13th, 2015 at 1:57:44 PM
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I think we should have a team of members that when someone spams like that, we all individually contact the spammer and string them along as long as possible. Keep them so busy answering questions that they don't have time to post anywhere else or scam people. We can then post the string of emails for comedy purposes.
ZCore13
ZCore13
I am an employee of a Casino. Former Table Games Director,, current Pit Supervisor. All the personal opinions I post are my own and do not represent the opinions of the Casino or Tribe that I work for.
May 13th, 2015 at 3:59:37 PM
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Should have put those people on the Suspension List. It's been a slow month thus far with only two entries. The good news is that they increase the total members on the site, even though they will never post again under those names.
Here's a fun thing for the gamblers among us. How about betting on when the total membership of this site will reach 10,000? No weight loss, no vomiting food, just pick a date and a time.
Here's a fun thing for the gamblers among us. How about betting on when the total membership of this site will reach 10,000? No weight loss, no vomiting food, just pick a date and a time.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
May 13th, 2015 at 4:08:36 PM
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Wednesday is "Hammer a Spammer" Day !
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
May 13th, 2015 at 5:00:35 PM
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2 of them were similar but not identical pitches for false papers and fake ID's, one was for clothing and other retail crap around LV, and the 4th I didn't see because either another mod got them without comment, or enough members flagged it that it was gone before I got to the offender.
names, FWIW:
realdoc
tahila
LasVegasFree
JTMoney
names, FWIW:
realdoc
tahila
LasVegasFree
JTMoney
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
May 13th, 2015 at 5:18:57 PM
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Thanks for the fun spam-trivia food. I might like false papers and fake IDs. No reason. Just in case. Never know when there might be a fuss about that thing with 'Dan' allegedly on the top floor of the IP, and then not. But I'm not so sure I'd like shipping my credit card and personal data to a guy wanting to sell false papers and fake IDs. Tough to depend on an honest crook nowadays.
Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
May 13th, 2015 at 5:27:04 PM
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Make it 5. Wednesday Whack-a-mole, not Friday the 13th, Freddd...lol.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
May 13th, 2015 at 5:28:06 PM
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Quote: beachbumbabsMake it 5. Wednesday Whack-a-mole, not Friday the 13th, Freddd...lol.
Hey, you just didn't delete "Drawingdead" did you ?
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
May 13th, 2015 at 5:29:19 PM
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Quote: JohnnyQHey, you just didn't delete "Drawingdead" did you ?
Oh, hell, no. It was Buzzard making a private joke, I think. Busted him before he could post.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
May 14th, 2015 at 1:40:41 AM
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Someone needs to get whacked Thursday...moderator to the blog aisle, please, for a Spamendectomy...
May 14th, 2015 at 4:31:43 AM
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Buzzard continues to violate Forum Rule 11? Interesting.
From this site's rules page:
"These rules also apply to sister site Diversity Tomorrow. A ban at one site shall apply to both. Also, anybody using both sites should use the same handle at both of them".
From this site's rules page:
"These rules also apply to sister site Diversity Tomorrow. A ban at one site shall apply to both. Also, anybody using both sites should use the same handle at both of them".
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
May 14th, 2015 at 8:26:05 AM
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Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)
May 14th, 2015 at 9:25:06 AM
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Whack the mole with the bi - assed dice. Please!
When a rock is thrown into a pack of dogs, the one that yells the loudest is the one who got hit.
May 16th, 2015 at 5:10:46 AM
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May 16th, 2015 at 11:39:07 AM
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I just posted on that thread in the hopes that the local constabulary would see it.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
May 16th, 2015 at 8:57:17 PM
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Used to love this game. Then Mrs. Q and I figured out that we could get the Grand Prize at the big North Coast amusement park for about $ 20 bucks between the two of us. I'm talkin' about the Giant stuffed gorillas or electric guitars. The electric guitars were MUCH easier to fit into the SUV.
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
