The Kick in the Nuts guy
December 11th, 2013 at 5:24:51 PM
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I'm sure many of you have seen the guy that stands on Fremont Street holding a sign that reads:
KICK ME IN THE NUTS FOR $20
I will be in Vegas the day of the Mission146 Nugget challenge. Anybody down for kicking this dude in the nuts?
I think if we line up about a dozen WoV'ers, and each of us blast this dude in the package, he'll likely retire and find a new gig.
We can take action photo's of each kick and post 'em in the forum. Thoughts?
KICK ME IN THE NUTS FOR $20
I will be in Vegas the day of the Mission146 Nugget challenge. Anybody down for kicking this dude in the nuts?
I think if we line up about a dozen WoV'ers, and each of us blast this dude in the package, he'll likely retire and find a new gig.
We can take action photo's of each kick and post 'em in the forum. Thoughts?
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December 11th, 2013 at 5:29:46 PM
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A little too much like, I dunno, dogfighting or something ... I mean, you have to "not give a shit" about the bloodsport animals to get into it, then everybody else is scandalized by your insensitivity to animals. In this case, a human being. Way, way, too much.
Or is this some joke and the joke's on me for getting "all serious" about it?
Or is this some joke and the joke's on me for getting "all serious" about it?
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December 11th, 2013 at 5:29:48 PM
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Dude must be neutered.....can't have balls. Maybe dude is not a dude.
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December 11th, 2013 at 5:48:11 PM
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Nah, I don't think I could kick someone in the balls.
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December 11th, 2013 at 5:51:31 PM
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yeah, kicking dude in balls seems so wrong.
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December 11th, 2013 at 5:52:00 PM
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I'm sure if a broad got kicked in the crotch, it's gonna hurt. A lot.Quote: treetopbuddyMaybe dude is not a dude.
More likely, the dude will be wearing a cup, and faking his pain.
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December 11th, 2013 at 5:54:06 PM
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Could be holding just a big cellophane bag of Planters Peanuts.
December 11th, 2013 at 6:11:43 PM
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This guy?
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December 11th, 2013 at 6:13:28 PM
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The best sideshow I've seen on Fremont was 3 girls dressed like nuns that flashed their boobs very often, of course with pasties. I haven't seem them more then one day so I guess they made all the money they needed.
Runner up is the blonde dressed as a devil with pasties as well. Pasties are just great all around. It's too cold for flashiness but the showgirls are still out there with coats on.
Runner up is the blonde dressed as a devil with pasties as well. Pasties are just great all around. It's too cold for flashiness but the showgirls are still out there with coats on.
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December 11th, 2013 at 6:54:13 PM
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at first, when I read it, I thought it said "kick in the nuts for $20"... like a joke where you pay him $20 and he kicks you in the nuts.
December 11th, 2013 at 7:09:31 PM
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Quote: Mission146Nah, I don't think I could kick someone in the balls.
(can't resist...) But your wife will be there, right?
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December 11th, 2013 at 7:16:45 PM
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That's true, but she'll maintain that she could kick me in the balls for free. Usually, when you're married, you keep discussion of physical violence involving the testicles to a minimum, just in case.
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December 11th, 2013 at 8:52:44 PM
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When I was in Vegas a couple months ago this guy (or someone with the same idea) was hanging out on the Strip on the walkway between Bally's and what used to be Bill's. His sign said:
"Kick me in the nuts for $20
No Cup - No Joke
Bet you kick like a bitch"
"Kick me in the nuts for $20
No Cup - No Joke
Bet you kick like a bitch"
December 11th, 2013 at 8:57:33 PM
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Quote: JBWhen I was in Vegas a couple months ago this guy (or someone with the same idea) was hanging out on the Strip on the walkway between Bally's and what used to be Bill's. His sign said:
"Kick me in the nuts for $20
No Cup - No Joke
Bet you kick like a bitch"
He probably didn't have any. Being whacked in
the nuts is no joke. They rupture easily and after
a couple times he'd be in the hospital.
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December 11th, 2013 at 8:59:10 PM
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Was he like this guy? lol
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December 12th, 2013 at 12:12:39 AM
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Ya I see that kid all the time, I think its a different kid, younger and more grunge looking. He rides around on a BMX bike. I have yet to see anyone take him up on the offer. I thought about it, but then thought.... WHY?Quote: JBWhen I was in Vegas a couple months ago this guy (or someone with the same idea) was hanging out on the Strip on the walkway between Bally's and what used to be Bill's. His sign said:
"Kick me in the nuts for $20
No Cup - No Joke
Bet you kick like a bitch"
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
December 13th, 2013 at 6:38:18 PM
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So what's the deal with this offer? Beyond cruel and unusual punishment, and the fact that this is highly exploitive....
Does the guy move just as you're about to kick him, knock you down, and rob you? Did he get himself castrated and can't feel a thing? Does he sue you for assault?
Something about this offer just seems so wrong.
Does the guy move just as you're about to kick him, knock you down, and rob you? Did he get himself castrated and can't feel a thing? Does he sue you for assault?
Something about this offer just seems so wrong.
December 13th, 2013 at 10:27:13 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9thWas he like this guy? lol
Buzzcut was probably funnier than Beavis and Butthead themselves.
December 14th, 2013 at 5:35:45 AM
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Quote: AsswhoopermcdaddySo what's the deal with this offer? Beyond cruel and unusual punishment, and the fact that this is highly exploitive....
Does the guy move just as you're about to kick him, knock you down, and rob you? Did he get himself castrated and can't feel a thing? Does he sue you for assault?
Something about this offer just seems so wrong.
Go to youtube and search "kick in the nuts for $20"
Plenty of videos of this guy (and competitors) for you to view.
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December 14th, 2013 at 7:34:09 AM
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I thinks he makes a majority of money by charging people $5 to get their picture taken with him holding the sign. Great thing to show your friends back home about Vegas.
December 14th, 2013 at 8:02:52 AM
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Quote: BozI thinks he makes a majority of money by charging people $5 to get their picture taken with him holding the sign. Great thing to show your friends back home about Vegas.
You make an excellent point. I think you are right.
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December 14th, 2013 at 9:24:15 AM
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The kickmeintheballs guy should partner up with a "slap my boobs for 20 bucks" gal.
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