BigJer
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April 15th, 2013 at 11:12:47 AM permalink
The Terror of Casinos.
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April 15th, 2013 at 11:18:41 AM permalink
Quote: BigJer



I'm brushing up on my math
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April 15th, 2013 at 11:23:35 AM permalink
It's part of Mike's mystique. James Bond don't have shit on him!
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April 15th, 2013 at 11:27:36 AM permalink
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April 15th, 2013 at 11:31:15 AM permalink
Nice!
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April 15th, 2013 at 11:32:13 AM permalink
A dozen beautiful babes mobbed him but he told them he was a highly moral man and therefore six of them would have to leave. Or is that the type of "Vegas Math" that only exists when the casinos are pumping that extra oxygen onto the gaming floor?
sodawater
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April 15th, 2013 at 11:49:29 AM permalink
i call the one on the far left
Paigowdan
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April 15th, 2013 at 12:11:40 PM permalink
Funny, but seriously, I rented the film Magic Mike yesterday afternoon.
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April 15th, 2013 at 12:23:37 PM permalink
Didnt the Wizard say he gets most of his income from Bovada? I cant believe these nice ladies actually have to PAY for it!
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April 15th, 2013 at 12:50:40 PM permalink
Which one is the Wizard?
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EvenBob
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April 15th, 2013 at 1:01:46 PM permalink
Are those all Vegas girls? They're all beautiful, you have
to go to NYC to find that many in one place.
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kmumf
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April 15th, 2013 at 1:09:06 PM permalink
I wonder if all the employees at Bovada office are that good looking? They just canned one of the few good looking girls in my office :(
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April 15th, 2013 at 1:17:11 PM permalink
Quote: Boz

Didnt the Wizard say he gets most of his income from Bovada? I cant believe these nice ladies actually have to PAY for it!



waiting for Rakeback b4 i sign up for microstakes ($5 buy-in at cash game poker) :)
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April 15th, 2013 at 1:20:29 PM permalink
Quote: kmumf

I wonder if all the employees at Bovada office are that good looking? They just canned one of the few good looking girls in my office :(



had a friend tell me his female mgr hired her secretary based on how she looked. it enhanced moral in her mostly male dept.
but she was also smart enuf to make sure the secretary was married/wedding band.
look but cant touch...
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April 15th, 2013 at 1:50:43 PM permalink
Quote: Paigowdan

Funny, but seriously, I rented the film Magic Mike yesterday afternoon.



Why would you admit that publicly? ;) Your honesty knows no bounds.
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April 15th, 2013 at 2:36:25 PM permalink
Was this pic taken on that FAMOUS trip where the wifes passport somehow wasnt updated by hubby so she had to stay home?

No wonder it cost him a new car
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April 15th, 2013 at 2:37:08 PM permalink
Quote: coilman

Was this pic taken on that FAMOUS trip where the wifes passport somehow wasnt updated by hubby so she had to stay home?

No wonder it cost him a new car



LOL that would be amusing, but bodog was already bovada by then.
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April 15th, 2013 at 3:00:24 PM permalink
Quote: Boz

Didnt the Wizard say he gets most of his income from Bovada? I cant believe these nice ladies actually have to PAY for it!



TOO FUNNY ! Good one.
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April 15th, 2013 at 3:32:12 PM permalink
I love the wizard. how nice of him to do those women a favor and let them take a picture with him.
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MrV
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April 15th, 2013 at 3:57:32 PM permalink
Whoa, the red head on the bottom left: it looks like she might have a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
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April 15th, 2013 at 4:11:45 PM permalink
Taken from back in the days when he owned a business suit instead of just a Hugh Hefner type bathrobe.
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April 15th, 2013 at 5:19:28 PM permalink
I thought that this thread was about that race horse!
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April 15th, 2013 at 5:48:07 PM permalink
Quote: RogerKint

Quote: Paigowdan

Funny, but seriously, I rented the film Magic Mike yesterday afternoon.



Why would you admit that publicly? ;) Your honesty knows no bounds.



Sure. It put my lady in the mood. It was like renting a George Clooney movie for her.
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Boz
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April 15th, 2013 at 5:57:27 PM permalink
Quote: Paigowdan

Quote: RogerKint

Quote: Paigowdan

Funny, but seriously, I rented the film Magic Mike yesterday afternoon.



Why would you admit that publicly? ;) Your honesty knows no bounds.



Sure. It put my lady in the mood. It was like renting a George Clooney movie for her.



Not sure, but I would think that is using an unfair advantage and that kind of play is not welcome here.
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April 15th, 2013 at 5:58:53 PM permalink
looks like Mr. Shackleford could use some gun control
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April 15th, 2013 at 6:01:57 PM permalink
Quote: Boz

Not sure, but I would think that is using an unfair advantage and that kind of play is not welcome here.



Dunno if it's the weather or what, but the jokes this week have been top notch XD
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EvenBob
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April 15th, 2013 at 6:08:05 PM permalink
The two hotties next to him have their boobs crushed
right into his chest. I'm sure, as a married man, he didn't
even notice and is immune to such things anyway..
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MrV
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April 15th, 2013 at 6:17:33 PM permalink
Wow, so THAT'S what happens when you call the number on the little card those slappers give out on the strip ...
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April 15th, 2013 at 6:51:45 PM permalink
Mike's hands are nowhere to be found in this photo.
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April 15th, 2013 at 7:56:24 PM permalink
Maybe HeyJude2222 was unavailable but her roommates happened to be home ? And a good thing too because they were just about to start a big pillow fight.
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April 15th, 2013 at 8:45:41 PM permalink
Nobody wants bottom right? Fine, I'll take her...

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April 15th, 2013 at 10:28:49 PM permalink
Man, the Wizard's my hero.
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April 15th, 2013 at 10:45:24 PM permalink
So who's the next Mrs. Wizard?
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