holiday at las vegas

I am named rigoberto. I come from village named salamance spain.
I seek wizards on internets and need ask all wizards.

I come for holiday at las vegas for many gambles.
And to sex with american female before i must marry in village.

I want blackjack gaming to earn many american dollars.
I try card count on airplane but make head pains.
I must have splits and doubles down for chips.
I train in salamance with pablo poker player.

After gambles end at night i wants sex with american female.
I seek american female with light hairs in head and other secret place.
Can wizards in chat tell me how find female with light hairs in all places.
Female in home village have many dark hairs.

I like gambles and sex. I come to las vegas. Rigoberto age 23 years.

Thank yous.
Rigoberto

Quote: rigoberto

I am named rigoberto. I come from village named salamance spain.
I seek wizards on internets and need ask all wizards.

I come for holiday at las vegas for many gambles.
And to sex with american female before i must marry in village.

I want blackjack gaming to earn many american dollars.
I try card count on airplane but make head pains.
I must have splits and doubles down for chips.
I train in salamance with pablo poker player.

After gambles end at night i wants sex with american female.
I seek american female with light hairs in head and other secret place.
Can wizards in chat tell me how find female with light hairs in all places.
Female in home village have many dark hairs.

I like gambles and sex. I come to las vegas. Rigoberto age 23 years.

Thank yous.
Rigoberto

You trained with Pablo in Salamance - excellent. I trained with Teddy KGB in NY city.

Bring a budget of $1500 a night budget for "the light hairs female" and you should get back to your village without too many sexual illnesses LOL

As for blackjack, bring some paracetamol for your headaches. (and lots more $$$ to cover your losses)

not buying this guy being for real

Quote: odiousgambit

not buying this guy being for real

nobody is lol

Sounds like an old Saturday Night Live skit.

Quote: aceofspades

nobody is lol

I am lol.

Are you Borat?

Quote: rigoberto

After gambles end at night i wants sex with american female.
I seek american female with light hairs in head and other secret place.
Can wizards in chat tell me how find female with light hairs in all places.

Give a shout out to Ammar Harris, he's got a stable of light haired females in Las Vegas.

You can probably find him with his ho's at Aria.

Keep rollin', yo.

I talk at Las Vegas females. Crazy females say no at me. Say leave at me. I have cell number from locals man name porns slaps? Another gamer say this name to me.

One American female come to my lodge. Small female with lights hairs in head. I put my pants off and show my pene.
She say nothings when she looks at my pene. I want to seek her chocha, Is American name cunts?
She says I can feel it if I give her my moneys. I feel with hand but no hairs inside! I ask her years?

I don’t want sex for youngest female I must go to American jails house.
I give monies to young female be happy and police not put me at jails house.

I go to gaming for blackjack. I loose all greens chip at blackjacks gaming. I think card man cheater.
Do not trust one Las Vegas card man. Other gamers do not like my blackjack training.
Man with dark skins angery with my doubles down and split. He named me something do not understand.

Do dice man cheat like card man? I can make dice show 8 many times.
I want to test but think dice man cheat too. I think dice man will steal all green and blacks chips.

I seek sex and blackjacks next day. Lodgings are good. I have good choosing.
I drink 10 Las Vegas beer before my head make spins.

I seek to travel bus at night. Bus man say no at me. I need card to get inside bus? Las Vegas secret place.

Sorry my chats. I have too much Las Vegas drink. I chat next day. I sleep now.

Thank yous,
Rigoberto

Quote: 1BB

Sounds like an old Saturday Night Live skit.

Fernando- You look Marvelous!

On the 1% chance that you are for real, give me a private message and let's meet. We can go and play craps and I will give a trip report. I can't help you with the ladies, but if want to play some dice, I will be your host. Also, if you let me film you, I think our group of Americans would love to see the real person behind this post if you are for real. I think we could use a crazy international person like Borat on our forum if this isn't a joke.

He seems awfully obsessed with the color of the short
hairs of the women in his village. Are you sure you want
to be that close to him?

Quote: EvenBob

He seems awfully obsessed with the color of the short
hairs of the women in his village. Are you sure you want
to be that close to him?

I don't know what throws up more red flags, the OPs obsession with the lighter short hairs or the fact Ahigh wants to film him.

Who is out there that wouldn't want to see this guy on film? Speak up!!

It's not like I'm not ALREADY standing next to more strange characters any time I go to the tables. At least here we can get some interesting footage to go along with the thread. And if the OP is real, they could show you tube videos of their adventures when they return to their village!

Of course the whole post is just a goof! But I'll take a longshot bet (my post) that it might be a real dude because the film would be priceless if it were.

I'm just giving you crap.

It is not real.

Rigoberto, many of us read and speak Spanish to varying degrees so please make your next post in your native language. Either that or tell us why uluvdisco. :-)

Las vegas card man cheater. Steal 12 greens chip at blackjack.
I make double down ace + 4. Card man give me 9.

Card man have 4 show. Also has 9 bottom. Takes 8 = 21.

Man with black chip named me cox sucker.
I dont understand.
What is a cox?

You too dumb to be real.

Found a pic of AHigh and Rigoberto partying:

rigoberto sound like Indian on old American tv western show.

Suspended? What did he do?

He made me laugh just like he's done in the past.

Quote: EvenBob

Suspended? What did he do?

Looks like mum's the word on this. He's not on the suspension list with the rest of his names.

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You too dumb to be real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bobp5OHVsWY