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March 4th, 2012 at 8:10:40 AM permalink
Going to Vegas for March Madness.

I find it silly to pay someone for a handjob when i can do it by myself.

And what are the going rates for blowjobs and full service?
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March 4th, 2012 at 9:12:15 AM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

Going to Vegas for March Madness.

I find it silly to pay someone for a handjob when i can do it by myself.

And what are the going rates for blowjobs and full service?



I have no idea what the rates are. Just charge your usual price.
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March 4th, 2012 at 10:01:52 AM permalink
Yikes.

Traditional hookers do not walk the streets of Vegas like they do in other big cities, so you won't find a "cheap" lay in town.

So, your safest and most reliable bet is to head to a Brothel outside of Clark county. There, you'll probably find the type of girl that you like and prices will be probably $200 - $300 and up for "full service".

Otherwise, the easiest way is to pick up a "porn" newspaper from one of the newstands found along Las Vegas boulevard. Call the escort service you're interested, look for what you want, and prepare to pay $250 and up for your servicing. Problem with this of course is that the "item" won't be "as described".

Good luck, and stay safe. If it was me and I found myself in that situation, I'd probably look at spending $1000, go to a brothel, and have a low-risk and legal memory I'd never forget.
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March 4th, 2012 at 10:44:41 AM permalink
Remember, prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas.
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March 4th, 2012 at 10:47:15 AM permalink
Quote: 1BB

I have no idea what the rates are. Just charge your usual price.



LOL, good one. Wish I had said it. I actually chuckled
for about a minute because how he asked it could be
taken that way.
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March 4th, 2012 at 11:20:28 AM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

I find it silly to pay someone for a handjob when i can do it by myself.
And what are the going rates for blowjobs ?



Send a PM to the Man from Nantucket for some DIY tips.
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March 4th, 2012 at 11:22:25 AM permalink
Watching the show Vegas Strip, a cop was talking
to two 19 year old girls in short tight dresses who
were working girls. They were both stunning, I
mean as good as it gets. He asked them how much
they charged for actual sex and without a blink
one them said 'a thousand dollars.' Can the hot
young street girls really get that much, or was
she BSing.
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March 4th, 2012 at 11:28:10 AM permalink
Quote: boymimbo

There, you'll probably find the type of girl that you like and prices will be probably $200 - $300 and up for "full service".



I have no direct experience in this area, but based on second and third hand stories, it is more like $1,000 for the younger/prettier girls. The further you get from Vegas the cheaper it gets.
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March 4th, 2012 at 11:48:40 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

it is more like $1,000 for the younger/prettier girls.



Girls like I saw on the Vegas show I can easily see some
businessman in his 50's forking over a grand for one
of them. Where else can you find girls that gorgeous
and young on the street, except in Vegas. The cop asked if
they had a pimp and they said they didn't need one, but they
were harassed and threatened by them all the time.
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March 4th, 2012 at 12:05:44 PM permalink
Quote: boymimbo

Yikes.

Traditional hookers do not walk the streets of Vegas like they do in other big cities, so you won't find a "cheap" lay in town.

So, your safest and most reliable bet is to head to a Brothel outside of Clark county. There, you'll probably find the type of girl that you like and prices will be probably $200 - $300 and up for "full service".

Otherwise, the easiest way is to pick up a "porn" newspaper from one of the newstands found along Las Vegas boulevard. Call the escort service you're interested, look for what you want, and prepare to pay $250 and up for your servicing. Problem with this of course is that the "item" won't be "as described".

Good luck, and stay safe. If it was me and I found myself in that situation, I'd probably look at spending $1000, go to a brothel, and have a low-risk and legal memory I'd never forget.



wait.. how did it go from $200 to 1000 in a brothel?
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March 4th, 2012 at 12:14:52 PM permalink
They are not pimps anymore they are all club promoters now.

Everything is negotiable. Those who say a grand probably start out seeking 2 or 3 grand.

They ALL seem to have blades and wigs. Most will steal without hesitation.

Any ad that says 'not an agency' is an agency.

Any price quoted over the phone is for her to show up and the money quoted is the agency's fee, not her fee.

Go to one of their gathering spots "after hours" and hear their various comments of how much money they stole without having to work for it.

If a pretty girl accosts you in a casino in the afternoon, she is a vice cop since only vice cops work the casinos that early.
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March 4th, 2012 at 12:20:07 PM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff


If a pretty girl accosts you in a casino in the afternoon, she is a vice cop since only vice cops work the casinos that early.



I've heard that girls in the casino late at night
will actually grab your package to prove their
not a cop. Apparently police women can't
to do that.
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March 4th, 2012 at 12:43:35 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

He asked them how much
they charged for actual sex and without a blink
one them said 'a thousand dollars.' Can the hot
young street girls really get that much, or was
she BSing.



I'm surprised it was that little. Recall that Eliot Spitzer paid over $4,000 for a night.
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March 4th, 2012 at 12:53:10 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I've heard that girls in the casino late at night
will actually grab your package to prove their
not a cop. Apparently police women can't
to do that.



I had a woman do this to me in a club on a cruise ship and she was neither a cop or a prostitute... yadda yadda yadda I sued her for giving me herpes.
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March 4th, 2012 at 1:13:10 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I'm surprised it was that little. Recall that Eliot Spitzer paid over $4,000 for a night.



Thats for a whole night. For a thousand on the Strip,
you're buying about an hour.
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March 4th, 2012 at 3:28:36 PM permalink
Doing very little research, I was able to find services (with reviews) offered from anywhere to $250/hr to $1000/hr, with the average right in the middle around $500/hr.

I don't expect the OP to answer this, nor feel ashamed about his decision, but I never really understood paying for sex. I wouldn't get much satisfaction out of the whole ordeal knowing I had to pay for it.
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March 4th, 2012 at 3:51:13 PM permalink
Quote: Triplell

I don't expect the OP to answer this, nor feel ashamed about his decision, but I never really understood paying for sex..



I always said that for years, but as I get older I
realize its not sex you're paying for. With those
young girls you're paying for a fantasy. For a lot
of married men, they're paying for a good looking
woman to be nice to them, something they don't
get at home. When they started researching this
back in the 60's, they found that hooker after hooker
told them the guys were looking for friendly sex.
Somebody to tell them they were great and did a good
job, which they never hear from their wives. They
all said they would be put out of business if wives
took care of all their husbands needs, and gave them
more than just sex.
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March 4th, 2012 at 4:00:43 PM permalink
You're not really paying them for sex. You are paying them to leave when you are done.
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March 4th, 2012 at 4:06:26 PM permalink
Quote: DanMahowny

You're not really paying them for sex. You are paying them to leave when you are done.



Yeah yeah, you got that from Charlie Sheen who
got it from Frank Sinatra. Ol Blue Eyes was a big
fan of paid escorts, he had scouts out all the time
looking for new talent. They never spent the night
and if they tried, he went berzerk. Thats why he
said he's paying them to go home, something you
can never get a girlfriend to do..
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March 4th, 2012 at 7:13:38 PM permalink
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In a landmark ruling for women, the Ontario (Canada) Superior Court struck down existing laws against prostitution.

Canadian sex workers brought forth a constitutional challenge arguing that anti-prostitution laws hurt them more than protect them.

The Canadian court ruled that laws criminalizing aspects of prostitution violate principles of fundamental justice and workers’ right to security.

In other words, the harms to sex workers and to communities that result from existing laws outweigh the (perceived) benefits of criminalization.

What is notable about the ruling is that the judge refuted ideological and unscientific arguments that prostitution, taken as a whole, victimizes women.

The ruling cited study after study showing that indoor prostitution is less harmful than street work, and that the places and ways in which prostitution can be practiced can lower the risk of violence.



If you decriminalize prostitution you get legal prostitutes.
If you criminalize prostitution you get illegal prostitutes, underage prostitutes, sexually transmitted disease, beatings, robbing, and rape. The only thing you don't get is no prostitutes.
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March 4th, 2012 at 7:42:40 PM permalink
Quote: Triplell

but I never really understood paying for sex. I wouldn't get much satisfaction out of the whole ordeal knowing I had to pay for it.


This argument always cracks me up. What do you think the big diamond ring is for? Flowers at Valentine's? The big lobster dinner out? The guy who pays for sex pays less overall than you types who like to posture that you "don't pay for sex". Don't kid yourself.
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March 4th, 2012 at 7:49:16 PM permalink
Just wander around the Flamingo's casino for a few minutes and you'll get propositioned, especially if you have a bad comb-over. Happens every year to my father.
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March 4th, 2012 at 7:57:16 PM permalink
Quote: zippyboy

This argument always cracks me up. What do you think the big diamond ring is for? Flowers at Valentine's? The big lobster dinner out? The guy who pays for sex pays less overall than you types who like to posture that you "don't pay for sex". Don't kid yourself.



That argument cracks me up.

Let's say that the price of sex is $200/hour.

So sex 10x is $2,000
100x => $20,000
1000x => $200,000

I figure I've had sex somewhere between 100 and 1000 times, probably right in the middle. I'm sorry, but at this point in my life, I could not have possibly spent that kind of money on anyone (not even myself)...So less overall? Very doubtful...
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March 4th, 2012 at 10:52:42 PM permalink
My point is....are you stay with a 40-yr-old Saab for free?...or you gonna spend $300 to have a new Ferrari for an hour once in a while for the thrill of it? .... then go back to the Saab in your regular life. Older you get, the more you'll spend for the new Ferrari once in a while.
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March 4th, 2012 at 11:05:12 PM permalink
Bah.

When I was a young man, I had a lot of different women: big deal.

Certainly not worth paying for.

Besides, there is a time and a place for everything, and that was the time and the place.

Marriage works just fine these days.
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March 5th, 2012 at 6:26:58 AM permalink
Everyone, I said "started at $200 - $300 and goes up from there". That's how $200 turned into a $1,000 -- as while $200 - $300 will get you the very basics (what the OP was asking about", $1,000 would give you an hour of whatever you want, and given the refractory period of this 40 something year old, an hour is all I would need (some would argue that 10 minutes would do it). Spitzer paid $4,000 for a night and probably popped a Viagra or two to have his way, all night. Was it worth it? Where is he now? If he could've kept his dick in his pants, he might have been the Democrat nominee for president in 2016.

Your wife is not a car. Can a car give you emotional stability, financial stability, love, support, children, etc? Do you want to ruin your life for an hour of pleasure once in a while? If you're one of the rare ones who have an "open" marriage, hoorah for you. I just hope you don't mind your wife sleeping with the mailman once in a while.

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March 5th, 2012 at 7:58:37 AM permalink
Quote: s2dbaker

Just wander around the Flamingo's casino for a few minutes and you'll get propositioned, especially if you have a bad comb-over. Happens every year to my father.



I've been noticing a lot less of that the last few years. I think the casinos and police are both cracking down on it. Previously, I thought hot spots were the MGM Grand and the Wynn.
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March 5th, 2012 at 8:04:00 AM permalink
Quote: zippyboy

My point is....are you stay with a 40-yr-old Saab for free?...or you gonna spend $300 to have a new Ferrari for an hour once in a while for the thrill of it? .... then go back to the Saab in your regular life. Older you get, the more you'll spend for the new Ferrari once in a while.



So why get married?

Like the other guy said, you're wife isn't a car. You made a commitment to her when you said "I do". If you didn't believe in that commitment, then you never should have made it.

There is the other argument: "My wife treats me like shit, and the girl I pay for treats me so much better"...of course she does...it's call customer service. You're not going to fork $200 at her if she treats you like shit, are you?
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March 5th, 2012 at 8:13:35 AM permalink
Quote: Triplell

You're not going to fork $200 at her if she treats you like shit, are you?



Thats the thing. People like Sinatra and Sheen and Tiger Woods
had sex with all those hookers not for the sex so much, they
could have fans lined up outside their doors for that, like Elvis
did in the 50's. They pay for beautiful hookers because they'll
be nice to them, tell them what they want to hear, and leave
when told. The sex is just a perk.
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March 5th, 2012 at 8:29:28 AM permalink
I'm pretty sure that Tiger Woods and Sheen had sex with both hookers and random women, with Sheen having sex with more hookers and Tiger having sex with more strange.

The reason they would pay for it likely has to do with the fact that they are multi-millionaires and the x amount the hookers wanted was nothing compared to the rest of us.

Those men all lived different lifestyles then the comman man. Comparing them to the rest of us is comparing apples to oranges...
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March 5th, 2012 at 8:36:16 AM permalink
Quote: Triplell



Those men all lived different lifestyles then the comman man. Comparing them to the rest of us is comparing apples to oranges...



Their lifestyles are different but their needs are the
same. We all like beautiful women to be nice to us, its
human nature. Why not pay for it if you can afford it,
I'm sure its quite addictive.
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March 5th, 2012 at 9:19:47 AM permalink
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March 5th, 2012 at 12:41:54 PM permalink
I stayed at the MGM this past summer and Mr. Wizard, you are correct, each night there was quite a few working girls in the bars and casino. More on the weekend then weekday. I watched this one girl work on getting a guy upstairs, trouble is he was so far beyond wasted that all the viagra in Vegas wasnt going to help this fool.
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March 5th, 2012 at 1:10:28 PM permalink
Quote: mgreiche

I stayed at the MGM this past summer and Mr. Wizard, you are correct, each night there was quite a few working girls in the bars and casino. More on the weekend then weekday. I watched this one girl work on getting a guy upstairs, trouble is he was so far beyond wasted that all the viagra in Vegas wasnt going to help this fool.



perfect mark for taking his money though.
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March 5th, 2012 at 1:37:28 PM permalink
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perfect mark for taking his money though.



I was talking to one of those Downtown cops on
a bicycle a couple years ago and he told me the
most frequent complaint they get is a guy being
robbed in his room by a hooker. They get them
every day and don't even bother to investigate
them.
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March 5th, 2012 at 1:39:45 PM permalink
Quote: mgreiche

I stayed at the MGM this past summer and Mr. Wizard, you are correct, each night there was quite a few working girls in the bars and casino. More on the weekend then weekday. I watched this one girl work on getting a guy upstairs, trouble is he was so far beyond wasted that all the viagra in Vegas wasnt going to help this fool.



She roofied him. I learned to watch my glass when around women in Vegas. ESPECIALLY at MGM Grand.
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March 5th, 2012 at 5:41:08 PM permalink
Quote: Triplell

So why get married?

Like the other guy said, you're wife isn't a car. You made a commitment to her when you said "I do". If you didn't believe in that commitment, then you never should have made it.


Not everyone here is married. I'm divorced, and I did take my vows seriously, but my wife did not.

I don't have the least bit problem with the self-indulgent purchase of an hour of excessive fun, whether it's a 20-yr-old hottie or a $300 fancy meal once in a while. I love to drive, so I used the Ferrari analogy. I'm sure my BMW would forgive me if I took an Italia for a spin.
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May 17th, 2012 at 10:40:39 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

wait.. how did it go from $200 to 1000 in a brothel?



She went from a 3 to an 8.

DISCLAIMER: In case my wife ever reads this, which I doubt, I've never even been to Nevada or have ever paid for sex...at least not directly. I usually had to take the girls out to dinner, though, and maybe buy them flowers or something. I tried the, "Let's just have sex," approach a couple of times, and that usually did not go so well.
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May 17th, 2012 at 11:59:19 PM permalink
Quote: mgreiche

I watched this one girl work on getting a guy upstairs, trouble is he was so far beyond wasted that all the viagra in Vegas wasnt going to help this fool.

Her goal is not to get him up to his room and able to perform. Her goal is to get him into his room... then she goes for the wallet, and anything else she can get from the room.

Talk to a cab driver ... they are often in a position of being used as getaway cars sometimes with the Johns in rather hot pursuit.

The drugs and prostitution at pools made the Gaming Board start prattling on about licensee's obligations and things got tightened up a bit. Its always a battle. I think many hotels have night time room card checks at elevator approaches but those would only stop the most obvious situations such as solitary hookers.

A British tourist was wounded at the Red Devil fitness spa, a known clip joint that offered opportunities to become "involved" with their scantily clad female employees but only delivered on opportunities to become involved with their bouncers. Cops later raided the place and made six arrests but such events get publicity in the UK which probably ruins vacations and jeopardizes the tourist trade's general reputation.
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November 11th, 2013 at 12:04:36 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

Her goal is not to get him up to his room and able to perform. Her goal is to get him into his room... then she goes for the wallet, and anything else she can get from the room.

Talk to a cab driver ... they are often in a position of being used as getaway cars sometimes with the Johns in rather hot pursuit.

The drugs and prostitution at pools made the Gaming Board start prattling on about licensee's obligations and things got tightened up a bit. Its always a battle. I think many hotels have night time room card checks at elevator approaches but those would only stop the most obvious situations such as solitary hookers.

A British tourist was wounded at the Red Devil fitness spa, a known clip joint that offered opportunities to become "involved" with their scantily clad female employees but only delivered on opportunities to become involved with their bouncers. Cops later raided the place and made six arrests but such events get publicity in the UK which probably ruins vacations and jeopardizes the tourist trade's general reputation.



It happens so often they have a name for it.......it is called a "trick roll". Kinda like a "broken arrow", but not ;)
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November 11th, 2013 at 1:03:55 AM permalink
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It happens so often they have a name for it.......it is called a "trick roll". Kinda like a "broken arrow", but not ;)



It's always interesting when a new reader dredges up a thread I never read. This more than most.

I'm very much in favor of legalized prostitution. That said, maybe some married folks on here could start paying their wives just for the kick of it, buy her a wig to wear to bed, some other little things to enjoy each other in new ways? If you're going to pay for it anyway, why not keep the money in the family? Most women I know are willing to consider porn star sex and such if there's something in it for them as well. But it's pretty rare for anything you see in a video to be much fun for the woman, if you're able to look at it from her perspective; the angles and "approaches" are wrong. There's also merit in taking turns.
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November 11th, 2013 at 2:05:34 AM permalink
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If you're going to pay for it anyway, why not keep the money in the family?.



...So, you have this nightclub/ stripper fantasy, and you make it "rain".

Afterwards, you both pick up the money, and take it back to the bank the next day.

Yeah, I can see that as an improvement.
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November 11th, 2013 at 2:34:54 AM permalink
The men want to do things to the hookers; the wives want the men to do things with them.

Just as there are tax advantages to wives swapping household chores, there are excitement advantages to wives swapping bedroom chores. Excitement, variety, but in circumstances of known safety and restraint. A situation where the paramour is a bit of "spice".

In many prostitution settings its not "sex for money" its "money for submission" until the John suddenly finds out that its all of his money, all of credit cards and his pants ... in return for a whole lot of nothing.

The Dedicated Woman who services her clients in return for money is back in his home city. Vegas is full of straight-edge razors, thieves and druggies.
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November 11th, 2013 at 3:46:14 AM permalink
Quote: Tomspur

It happens so often they have a name for it.......it is called a "trick roll". Kinda like a "broken arrow", but not ;)



Getting Rickrolled in no fun either. I'll let you guys look that one up. :-)
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November 11th, 2013 at 3:58:36 AM permalink
Quote: 1BB

Getting Rickrolled in no fun either. I'll let you guys look that one up. :-)



I had to look it up.

clicking on what is supposed to be a link and you realize something is downloading instead. Yikes! Is there a term for that?
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November 11th, 2013 at 8:20:13 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs



I'm very much in favor of legalized prostitution. That said, maybe some married folks on here could start paying their wives just for the kick of it, buy her a wig to wear to bed, s.



You're rather missing the point. Married men go to hookers
because it's NOT their wife, because it's a new experience.
Having the wife wear a wig is not the same as having sex
with a 22 year old hooker. They can take that fulfilled fantasy
back to their married bedroom for better married sex. The
45 year old wife in a wig is just their 45 year old wife in a wig.

I give you points for trying to figure out how men think, but it's
the allure of getting some 'strange' that makes men pay for
sex, somebody who's most definitely not his wife in almost
every way.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
Alan
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November 11th, 2013 at 9:14:26 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

You're rather missing the point. Married men go to hookers
because it's NOT their wife, because it's a new experience.
Having the wife wear a wig is not the same as having sex
with a 22 year old hooker. They can take that fulfilled fantasy
back to their married bedroom for better married sex. The
45 year old wife in a wig is just their 45 year old wife in a wig.

I give you points for trying to figure out how men think, but it's
the allure of getting some 'strange' that makes men pay for
sex, somebody who's most definitely not his wife in almost
every way.



Bingo!
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November 11th, 2013 at 10:39:48 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

You're rather missing the point. Married men go to hookers
because it's NOT their wife, because it's a new experience.
Having the wife wear a wig is not the same as having sex
with a 22 year old hooker. They can take that fulfilled fantasy
back to their married bedroom for better married sex. The
45 year old wife in a wig is just their 45 year old wife in a wig.

I give you points for trying to figure out how men think, but it's
the allure of getting some 'strange' that makes men pay for
sex, somebody who's most definitely not his wife in almost
every way.





Why does the 22 year old have to be a hooker? Can't it be a 22 year old actually interested in them?
EvenBob
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November 11th, 2013 at 11:35:50 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Why does the 22 year old have to be a hooker? Can't it be a 22 year old actually interested in them?



All men aren't successful 40 year old bachelor
lawyers in NYC that have young women chasing
them. Quit rubbing it in.
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November 11th, 2013 at 11:40:42 AM permalink
How many 22 year olds are looking for men in their forties? A few? And what about men that aren't rich? Zero.... 99.9999% of the time a 22 year old will be with a 40 year old for one reason only. Money
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