dm
dm
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November 17th, 2011 at 12:30:51 PM permalink
Saw this huge sign at converted corner convenience store in Dallas yesterday. Had to laugh, and wondered how they would not be to go.
TheNightfly
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November 17th, 2011 at 12:32:09 PM permalink
Almost as good as, "Ear piercing while you wait".
Happiness is underrated
WizardofEngland
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November 17th, 2011 at 1:11:14 PM permalink
I saw one whilst in Vegas, near the Stratosphere.

"if its in stock, we have it" The sign must of been 20ft square with 3 foot high letters.
http://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/general/10042-woes-black-sheep-game-ii/#post151727
ahiromu
ahiromu
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November 17th, 2011 at 2:21:05 PM permalink
"If you're going to have sex tonight, don't use condoms." - The Dean in Community episode 1x11
Its - Possessive; It's - "It is" / "It has"; There - Location; Their - Possessive; They're - "They are"
rxwine
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November 19th, 2011 at 6:36:51 PM permalink
There was a report on the local news (vegas) just now on a murder/suicide, and the reporter said: "The police were searching the house when they noticed an unusual amount of blood."

Normal amounts of blood go unnoticed.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
dm
dm
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November 19th, 2011 at 8:01:01 PM permalink
Just bought a Toshiba notebook. Was perusing the instructions to try to get the definitive best way to preserve battery life and capacity. There were at least 5 warnings to be very careful to avoid burning yourself on the hand rest, and an urgent message to always wash your hands after contact with the plug in cord or risk lead poisoning, all on the advice of the State of California. And, first and foremost "do not use this computer until you have created the system restore disks." I ignored that advice and tried to create them on that very computer, but it would not work. The precise instructions to do so were to be found by going to a file name that did not exist. The tech guy who spoke English, exactly like every other one from India, I believe, was pretty much ununderestandable and he pretty quickly told me we were taking too much time and just work with it on my own. Next guy had the misfortune of accidently disconnecting me as soon as he had me identified. No big deal, I use it for 89 days for free.
Mrick
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January 28th, 2012 at 3:33:50 PM permalink
The "Condoms to Lease" store has not yet opened.
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