Beautiful Day!

I woke up with my usual hard on, but this morning my girl decided to surprise me with a good old fashion wake up bj. What does this have to do with craps? Well, let me finish.... So I realized that she was thanking me for buying her a new pair of shoes yesterday, as I was in a good mood after I watched my Eagles destroy the Bears at the Lincoln Financial Stadium . I picked up a few stacks and parlayed the winnings on the Pitt over last night. So my energy level is at optimal positive capacity today and I knew I needed to take advantage of it on the craps tables.... for me that means going for it , and not just my usual hit n runs.

I walked up to the craps table with absolutely no concern or thought of losing. As I looked around the table, I saw sad faces and empty rails. The entire table looked totally dejected. The dealer told me that the past 12 players crapped out right away and no box numbers were rolled. I waited for the dice to come to me. 2 of the guys on the table recognized me and know how I play... they told me they needed me to bring my energy to the table and make shit happen. I told them to get on board because Im ready to roll! I clapped my hands a few times and told everyone to cheer up because it is about to rain up in this joint!

I got the dice and made my initial 3 numbers that I look for..... but today was different. I had the mindset of going for it. I started off with 1300 across (thats 200 per number).. I made 3 boxes and then I dropped down to 25 per number and stayed working my bets. What happened next was a thing of beauty. I just rolled... and rolled.... and rolled. Calling out numbers and hitting them. Pressing my numbers. I felt the energy so strongly. I had my numbers juiced up to 500 per number and kept rolling numbers. It was beautiful to see everyone making money. Everyone got their money back .. and then some.

Then time came for stick change. I felt like the energy had been busted. I was up about 13k at this point. I took a step back and called all of my bets off. I gave a warning to the table that I felt a negative vibe. Most of the players went off. A few stayed on. The next roll was a 7 out. I couldnt have played it any better if I do say so myself.... like a violin! Everyone thanked me for showing up... and they all said they now believe ! 3 guys offered me tips for the shoot. I told them to give it to the dealers. Good energy all around.

Now for the most negative guy in the forum to give his 2 cents... stay tuned.

Quote: WatchMeWin

I woke up with my usual hard on, but this morning my girl decided to surprise me with a good old fashion wake up bj. What does this have to do with craps? Well, let me finish.... So I realized that she was thanking me for buying her a new pair of shoes yesterday, as I was in a good mood after I watched my Eagles destroy the Bears at the Lincoln Financial Stadium . I picked up a few stacks and parlayed the winnings on the Pitt over last night. So my energy level is at optimal positive capacity today and I knew I needed to take advantage of it on the craps tables.... for me that means going for it , and not just my usual hit n runs.

I walked up to the craps table with absolutely no concern or thought of losing. As I looked around the table, I saw sad faces and empty rails. The entire table looked totally dejected. The dealer told me that the past 12 players crapped out right away and no box numbers were rolled. I waited for the dice to come to me. 2 of the guys on the table recognized me and know how I play... they told me they needed me to bring my energy to the table and make shit happen. I told them to get on board because Im ready to roll! I clapped my hands a few times and told everyone to cheer up because it is about to rain up in this joint!

I got the dice and made my initial 3 numbers that I look for..... but today was different. I had the mindset of going for it. I started off with 1300 across (thats 200 per number).. I made 3 boxes and then I dropped down to 25 per number and stayed working my bets. What happened next was a thing of beauty. I just rolled... and rolled.... and rolled. Calling out numbers and hitting them. Pressing my numbers. I felt the energy so strongly. I had my numbers juiced up to 500 per number and kept rolling numbers. It was beautiful to see everyone making money. Everyone got their money back .. and then some.

Then time came for stick change. I felt like the energy had been busted. I was up about 13k at this point. I took a step back and called all of my bets off. I gave a warning to the table that I felt a negative vibe. Most of the players went off. A few stayed on. The next roll was a 7 out. I couldnt have played it any better if I do say so myself.... like a violin! Everyone thanked me for showing up... and they all said they now believe ! 3 guys offered me tips for the shoot. I told them to give it to the dealers. Good energy all around.

Now for the most negative guy in the forum to give his 2 cents... stay tuned.

What a beautiful day I woke up this morning to see that I had been transported back in time, back to the hillbilly year of 1807 , when your Girl always gave sexual favours for any ole thang her MAN gave her. Yes the good ole days when you had to give a handjob because this Girls Big MAN walked into the room.
You know , now I understand what my father meant that all females are prostitues , now I realise that I was giving sexual gratification because I was being put through school.
Now I know your Girl is a good Girl as she knows her place. So let’s see if I’ve got this pricing structure right.
Pair shoes = 1 blowjob ( i assume shoes cost $200 - $500 so Girl is mid priced hooker)
Dinner = handjob ( I assume that’s what a Big Mac is worth. )
Shoot after doing the quick maths, if you buy her a engagement ring your Girl has to do anal for the whole street.
I love hillbilly time.
Oh great work on that craps table I love hearing how great you can dismantle the casino edge, I really believe in having a positive attitude , from your point of view I bet you wish the other punters was at least one female there reaping that mana from heaven that you orchestrated , bet she would be down on her knees, lickity slick.
I can see why you think you’re expert , but be careful as I understand that an expert is that crusty smudge on the sheets when you wake up in the morning.
Make sure you share that cosmic harmony by enthralling us with the sexual activities of that Girl of yours, you know the one you have shown a total lack of respect for.
Love your work.
Kind hillbilly regards

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