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AlanMendelson
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October 27th, 2015 at 3:51:49 PM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

My brothel would be:

Alan Mendelson's Best Buys Brothel, Ranch and Barbecue



That's not catchy enough? Then how about adding "mother approved"?
Boz
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October 27th, 2015 at 4:11:33 PM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Looks like being nasty comes more naturally to you than you usually pretend not to be.

Is it your Freudian slip up, hiding behind the veneer of do-gooder.

Fortunately, for me, I already know my faults.



RX, don't steal my thunder...I called him a "do-gooder" before it was hip to call him one. I would call him something else but I do like the option of posting sometimes.

As I have said many times, I deal with people like 1BB (as I see him) daily. I know there are options to avoid him, but I don't. I laugh, cry, bitch and generally get annoyed at his posts but I know there is a place for him.

And even if he thinks he is so much smarter then the other posters, the mods and even the owners, he will get banned one day. And he will complain about it on every other gambling forum out there that he doesn't post on.

Many wise people have told him to leave if he doesn't like it, but he is above that, because he follows the rules as he sees them.

But many of us do enjoy him. We all need that guy to point out how unfair the world is.

Now lets see if he trys to bait me into calling him what I really think.
1BB
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October 27th, 2015 at 4:18:41 PM permalink
Quote: Boz

RX, don't steal my thunder...I called him a "do-gooder" before it was hip to call him one. I would call him something else but I do like the option of posting sometimes.

As I have said many times, I deal with people like 1BB (as I see him) daily. I know there are options to avoid him, but I don't. I laugh, cry, bitch and generally get annoyed at his posts but I know there is a place for him.

And even if he thinks he is so much smarter then the other posters, the mods and even the owners, he will get banned one day. And he will complain about it on every other gambling forum out there that he doesn't post on.

Many wise people have told him to leave if he doesn't like it, but he is above that, because he follows the rules as he sees them.

But many of us do enjoy him. We all need that guy to point out how unfair the world is.

Now lets see if he trys to bait me into calling him what I really think.



Hi, Boz. It's good to see you posting again. I hope all is well with you.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
TheGrimReaper13
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October 27th, 2015 at 4:21:09 PM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

Then how about adding "mother approved"?

As sad as it might seem, it's likely better to get done on by a brothel than a casino.
So much bullshit; so little time!
darkoz
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October 27th, 2015 at 4:53:26 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

No offense but, I don't think either one of you would be a big drawing card for a brothel?

edit; On second thought, what would you guys name it?



Oh Brothel!

Wizardofhookers!

Odds-free it's disease-free

Hooker Line and Sinker

Mendelsons House of Hookers

Hookers and Hookah

Girls girls girls and a mathematician

The great thing is when you use this brothel there are no TOS.
For Whom the bus tolls; The bus tolls for thee
waasnoday
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October 27th, 2015 at 5:00:03 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz



Girls girls girls and a mathematician



Don't know why but I seriously like that one. Rough day and that brought a smile. Thank you darkoz.
darkoz
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October 27th, 2015 at 5:27:51 PM permalink
Quote: waasnoday

Don't know why but I seriously like that one. Rough day and that brought a smile. Thank you darkoz.



Always a pleasure!
For Whom the bus tolls; The bus tolls for thee
rxwine
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October 27th, 2015 at 5:49:37 PM permalink
Quote: Boz

And even if he thinks he is so much smarter then the other posters, the mods and even the owners, he will get banned one day.



And join the "persons of value" list? Oh, I don't know. That list is already jam-packed full of value. That might overload it.
Quasimodo? Does that name ring a bell?
AxelWolf
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October 27th, 2015 at 5:53:38 PM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

I didn't really have any doubts about his machine play success. I'm sure there are a lot of them I don't know about mainly because they aren't available around here, and when we travel, it's strictly about table games with a little UX thrown in. I wish he would've toned down the language a little when he came back, not that it bothered me, so that the inevitable (which happened) wouldn't happen.

A few thoughts I could be totally off base. People should always find out for themselves before they judge anybody or whatever. Iv done things i'm not proud of myself. I have my own faults and weaknesses.
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I'm fairly certain he plays Must hit's, UX's and some other vulture plays, perhaps some blackjack and craps.

I have no doubt hes intelligent and has some knowledge about vulture type of plays. I'm sure he's probably come across some good promotions and perhaps a good machine opportunity we don't know about. He's probably better at machine vulture plays than most of us. I believe that's probably where it ends. If he told Trig he's making $300 a day I would guess its about $170.

I'm sure he's mathematically capable and savvy enough to do many things.

I hope his online persona is totally different how he acts in real life. Trig said he was nice but oftentimes people put on an act when you first meet them. I usually get a good sense of this kind of thing.

I don't care about your age, sex, race, sexual preferences, intelligence, looks, money. If you're someone I like and trust that's what matters to me.

He mentioned I as an AP should be PMing him and trying to gain information. Perhaps I should, but money isn't my biggest motivation. I would much rather deal with people I enjoy working with and like, even if I make less money. Have I dealt with people I don't necessarily like? Yes of course but not often and usually for the benefit of others I care about. I actually have a heart.

I don't like know-it -all's and overly egotistical people. I don't like people with an agenda who only care about money and want to use others.

I felt I didn't want to PM him soon after he arrived there were a few red flags even before I read KJ's post

Sure enough, he said something about meeting AP's and using them for information. I have a feeling this is exactly his MO here. it's probably how he's gained the information he does have, sounds kinda leechish to me. I not saying there's anything wrong with learning from others but not leeching off them.


I can imagine a scenario like this.
Start bragging and gain faults credibility, pretend your the best and smartest. Eventually someone will reach out. Use them for one sided information with no intentions of ever paying them back or compensation. Glam on to reputable people to use them as a vouching scenario.

I'll compare it to someone selling a betting system to someone.
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I hope I'm wrong

I hope he thinks about everything that happen here and he makes some changes.

He may not care and he's perfectly happy with himself in all aspects.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
darkoz
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October 27th, 2015 at 6:04:31 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

A few thoughts I could be totally off base. People should always find out for themselves before they judge anybody or whatever. Iv done things i'm not proud of myself. I have my own faults and weaknesses.
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I'm fairly certain he plays Must hit's, UX's and some other vulture plays, perhaps some blackjack and craps.

I have no doubt hes intelligent and has some knowledge about vulture type of plays. I'm sure he's probably come across some good promotions and perhaps a good machine opportunity we don't know about. He's probably better at machine vulture plays than most of us. I believe that's probably where it ends. If he told Trig he's making $300 a day I would guess its about $170.

I'm sure he's mathematically capable and savvy enough to do many things.

I hope his online persona is totally different how he acts in real life. Trig said he was nice but oftentimes people put on an act when you first meet them. I usually get a good sense of this kind of thing.

I don't care about your age, sex, race, sexual preferences, intelligence, looks, money. If you're someone I like and trust that's what matters to me.

He mentioned I as an AP should be PMing him and trying to gain information. Perhaps I should, but money isn't my biggest motivation. I would much rather deal with people I enjoy working with and like, even if I make less money. Have I dealt with people I don't necessarily like? Yes of course but not often and usually for the benefit of others I care about. I actually have a heart.

I don't like know-it -all's and overly egotistical people. I don't like people with an agenda who only care about money and want to use others.

I felt I didn't want to PM him soon after he arrived there were a few red flags even before I read KJ's post

Sure enough, he said something about meeting AP's and using them for information. I have a feeling this is exactly his MO here. it's probably how he's gained the information he does have, sounds kinda leechish to me. I not saying there's anything wrong with learning from others but not leeching off them.


I can imagine a scenario like this.
Start bragging and gain faults credibility, pretend your the best and smartest. Eventually someone will reach out. I'll compare it to someone selling a betting system.
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I hope I'm wrong

I hope he thinks about everything that happen here and he makes some changes.

He may not care and he's perfectly happy with himself in all aspects.



He PM'd me about sharing some of my AP plays but I don't trade or share info about that so I ignored the request. Yeah, it did give me the leeching impression.

I get asked by a lot of people about my AP play and how it works, how to do it so I just learned to ignore that stuff. Hell, even my own landlord asked me to show him, lol.
For Whom the bus tolls; The bus tolls for thee

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