Drunken Ramblings with an edge

Hey guys!

This is a wrecked-a-poll.

Not for the weak. If you get insulted easily, turn back now!

Anyone drink while gambling? Recipe for disaster.

#1) Axelwolf and AxiomOfChoice are the best mother loaders on this site. Axiom is always helpful and I thank him on behalf of all who's questions you took time to answer. Same goes for all the regulars on this site. Expcept you Ahigh. What happened to that cool setup you had. It was really impressive. I commend you.

#2) Wizard, who is that chick you're always with on your videos? There is major chemistry there. She wants you to pull the trigger Mike!
I'm serious. She seems old fashioned where she expects you to make the effort. You can do it bro.

#3Baccarat-
You guys should be so rude to people talking about baccarat. This is a gambling/ Las Vegas/ f*king awesome website.
Maybe you guys should just make a 'canned response'. That means you have a paragraph saved. When someone comes talking about old Asian guys and baccarat, you can copy and paste a polite, yet informative post. I think if this site wants to continue growing, we can't be aloenating people. People come to this site for help, not to be shat on.

#4) Does anyone else see hotties playing slots. It seems like that's where they all are here in canada. Chicks / women, don't usually have the balls for table games in canada. If they are, there with their douche boyfriend. Then I'm like, wtf, he has a beard for hell sake. Not a cool beard either. Like a "look at my beard, I'm the coolest because beards are t even cool but I make them cool"

I totally don't know where that last comment ended up. I'm on my iPhone so I can only see small segments.

What else....
Math extremist is cool
Axelwolf is awesome
Axiom of choice is the $&*^
Is mustang sally a chick? I hope so, otherwise I've been abusing myself to another mans post.
;). Lol.

#Last
What's with all this diversity tommorow vs WoV? We are all on the same team guys.
Evenbob-
(Oops, I guess that "last#" wasn't last. I could have just deleted it. Saved myself some time. Why am I still going?)

Oh yeah! I was going to ask if anyone plays slots just to pick up the hotties? I hate slots, but it could be +EV if you know what I mean! ;). ;);););;;). Wizard knows.

I think that's all for now guys. Don't ban me pls. If drunken rants and polls are unwelcome I won't do it. I was sure not to be insulting, I was actually happy and positive while writing. I hope that comes through at least.
I love this site and all the information.

Alright- I'm going to have a smoke.... I only wish I had a chimp. Like the chimp from hangover2. I have to say, seeing that chimp smoke was really wierd.

So who's all from canada?

Vote # 5 Wizard if you think wizard should go for that chick in His videos. I hope either of them are married and I sound like a douche.
Evenbob needs to post within (5) business days or be deleted from existence. I've never talked with him or we seen any of his posts (strangely enough). I don't have anything bad to say about him. He loves(d) this site as much as all of us.
What I don't like is Larry and the real housewives of Las Vegas and buzzard and evenbob being drama queens. I guess he wins if he doesn't post. I don't even know anything about anything I want the f$ker to post already.
No offence guys, but it's really like watching gossip girl when you argue and whine.
Lastly,
I really lov this site. Great personalities. Better information. Thanks to everyone who helps make it work, right down to each post.
Mike, you can pm me if you want. I may be drunk now, but I have a great plan to get you in like sin.

I have no idea what just came out of my mind/fingers. I'm going for a smoke...


....wish I had a chimp...

Congratulations whoever voted "I drink more than I should". You are a brave soul.

To All other 9 who read this, and will probably read again when they see a new post, the hardcore online at 4am, vote please :)
Just vote.

Whoever the lone voter is who drinks to much...
Identify yourself.

Oh yeah, just got juicy. Someone voted number 2 vote at it's a doozie!!

I could have sworn I read a mickeycrimm post. Either way I enjoyed the read.

Quote: Vlad3Tetes

This is a wrecked-a-poll.

Nice ramblings!

I am the one who voted "I drink more than I should".
I am not brave. I just tell an awful truth.

Be nice to everyone or be banished to under the bridge diversity tomorrow I say. I voted to not ban the OP.

Quote: onenickelmiracle

Be nice to everyone or be banished to under the bridge diversity tomorrow I say. I voted to not ban the OP.

That would have been my second vote.

I voted that some moderators seem to have an itchy trigger finger these days--I'm seeing a little more civility but much less "edge"...hey, it is the boss' call; I can still have my opinion about it...

If you write like that while drunk, what great works do you write while sober?

Part of "Vegas" is booze. The town drowns in it. it flows freely, you can walk the Strip with a yard of it, its in the buffets ... heck its simply like breathing in Vegas.

This attitude must help the casinos greatly. Even experts in Basic Strategy probably make mistakes while boozed up to the gills.

I would like it if someone voted for me.

Personally, I voted for Mickey.

Quote: AxiomOfChoice

I would like it if someone voted for me.

Personally, I voted for Mickey.

Gotcha.

Hmm... I didn't really notice all this till I got a text with someone saying felt conflicted in voting for me because they didn't think I drank like a girl.

So I don't know why I got to be drinking like a girl in all of this, I have never been accused of that. Drinking like a girl would actually be a good thing, I wish I did drink less like a girl.

Also if you are a girl, please don't get your panties all in a bunch, its just a saying.

Upon reading the title, I've avoided reading this thread. Out of drunken boredom, I read this three (why not). It's much better than I thought it's be.

Kudos. Op

Edit: even if Axel DRInks like a girl......does he play like a man?

Quote: RS

Edit: even if Axel DRInks like a girl......does he play like a man?

And, if he doesn't play like a man, does he at least shave like one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWkv7fyVoU

Best. Commercial. Ever.

Quote: Mission146

And, if he doesn't play like a man, does he at least shave like one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWkv7fyVoU

Best. Commercial. Ever.

Wasn't it you who mentioned they shaved there entire body or something like that?