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tringlomane
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November 28th, 2014 at 8:54:31 AM permalink
Quote: pokerface

I thought Jack Daniel was +EV.
Well, I never really tried, I don't know



Puking it up at 16 made it -EV for me. I won't touch the stuff now.
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November 28th, 2014 at 11:09:25 AM permalink
Quote: pokerface

I thought Jack Daniel was +EV.
Well, I never really tried, I don't know

It could be... It might help you get some tail if you get some girl drunk enough. Depending on the situation it might make you or her look better.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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November 28th, 2014 at 9:59:59 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

It might help you get some tail if you get some girl drunk enough. Depending on the situation it might make you or her look better.


That sounds interesting.
I might give it a try next time in Vegas.
winning streaks come and go, losing streak never ends.
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December 7th, 2014 at 8:47:13 AM permalink
http://i.imgur.com/PIvOVte.jpg
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December 7th, 2014 at 9:07:20 AM permalink
Quote: strictlyAP

http://i.imgur.com/PIvOVte.jpg



how much are you up on Ultimate X? (w/o vulturing)
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strictlyAP
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December 7th, 2014 at 9:43:29 AM permalink
I play for reasons other the culturing threre are other other ap plays
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December 7th, 2014 at 10:34:36 AM permalink
Quote: strictlyAP


Nice hit!
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January 15th, 2015 at 6:16:24 PM permalink
This is actually my second, both times when playing for $1. Only having held the Jack, it was a bit of a stunner.
http://i.imgur.com/3OTMfLC.jpg
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January 16th, 2015 at 4:48:27 PM permalink
Grats on your 2nd royal and it being dollars. I'm near 150k hands since my last royal. Almost all 25c. Got a little tilted blowing through a hundo in 10 mins today on 25c fpdw. Threw another$100 at 50c DB, lost that in 10 mins. Tossed another at $1 DDB and hit quad 3s for 400. Cashing out $190 winner. I see I'm starting to tilt much easier after so many hands without a royal. Recipe for disaster.
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January 17th, 2015 at 12:18:32 PM permalink
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January 17th, 2015 at 12:57:57 PM permalink
http://i.imgur.com/bUdF6sn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bUdF6sn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XLaRMlM.jpg
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rsactuary
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January 17th, 2015 at 1:11:45 PM permalink
umm.. check your images.. not sure you wanted to post that last one?
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January 17th, 2015 at 1:21:14 PM permalink
Quote: rsactuary

umm.. check your images.. not sure you wanted to post that last one?

Why not? That's exactly what people called royal flush.
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strictlyAP
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January 17th, 2015 at 4:53:52 PM permalink
She came with the royal flush
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tringlomane
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January 17th, 2015 at 4:59:23 PM permalink
Close enough to a jackpot for me...
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January 17th, 2015 at 5:07:18 PM permalink
That's a pair that could beat a full house!
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Bigfshead
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January 17th, 2015 at 5:28:41 PM permalink
You guys have low standards.
strictlyAP
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January 17th, 2015 at 5:40:25 PM permalink
I'll put the tail I pull against any pictures you want to post anyday- never claimed the was the best but I'm sure it's above what you claim to bave
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Mission146
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January 17th, 2015 at 5:44:16 PM permalink
That's cool, you guys can go right ahead and take the whole, "Who gets the hotter women," thread to PM, if you'd be so kind. This thread's about Jackpot Pictures.

When did you hit that Royal on Multi-Streak by the way, StrictlyAP?
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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January 17th, 2015 at 5:47:35 PM permalink
From the date of the picture it looks like april
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January 18th, 2015 at 1:37:41 PM permalink
Somebody is crushing the El Cortez!

Picture.
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
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January 18th, 2015 at 2:37:51 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

Somebody is crushing the El Cortez!

Picture.



SUPER!!!
pokerface
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January 18th, 2015 at 3:42:28 PM permalink
As someone said before, it's always spade!
winning streaks come and go, losing streak never ends.
100xOdds
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January 18th, 2015 at 6:11:35 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

Somebody is crushing the El Cortez!

Picture.



wow!
a $2 Royal is normally $8k.

how much +EV is a $14.5k royal?
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rsactuary
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January 18th, 2015 at 6:20:00 PM permalink
That was running 98.6% + jackpot contribution which was probably 1%. so just about breakeven.
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January 18th, 2015 at 6:23:31 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

wow!
a $2 Royal is normally $8k.

how much +EV is a $14.5k royal?


8/5 DDB with a 7242-coin royal returns 98.6% with perfect play.

Edit: I was beaten to it!
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January 18th, 2015 at 6:39:49 PM permalink
Add mail and other promotions they have and they probably had plus EV.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
tringlomane
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January 24th, 2015 at 7:14:49 PM permalink
My g/f's first Royal!



More detailed story here: http://forum.videopoker.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6880
strictlyAP
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January 24th, 2015 at 8:43:39 PM permalink
had some extra money so I put it in this and hit http://i.imgur.com/9NDhUap.jpg
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January 24th, 2015 at 9:10:20 PM permalink
Quote: strictlyAP

had some extra money so I put it in this and hit http://i.imgur.com/9NDhUap.jpg


Congrats. I am blown away that you hit so many gaudy jackpots on UX.
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January 24th, 2015 at 10:13:05 PM permalink
Quote: strictlyAP

had some extra money



I'd guess about $100 extra
tringlomane
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January 24th, 2015 at 10:57:33 PM permalink
Quote: michael99000

I'd guess about $100 extra



I still would like to know what kind of juicy promo he's playing that's worth 3% coin-in minimum because all his ult x pics are on crap payback machines. I mainly point this out based upon his screen name.
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January 25th, 2015 at 4:50:30 AM permalink
Not going to in specifics about it but it's worth way more then enough to compensate for the poor table
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January 26th, 2015 at 2:02:19 PM permalink
Quote: tringlomane

My g/f's first Royal!



She shoots, she scores! They say Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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February 13th, 2015 at 8:17:33 PM permalink
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February 13th, 2015 at 8:44:29 PM permalink


only $0.25 machine but it was cool to see multiple Royals on the screen
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice). Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)
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February 13th, 2015 at 8:45:28 PM permalink
A nice hit DJ but I hope you didn't tip them well or at all if you didn't plan on returning.
$1700, 18, 19, 1920, 40, 60,... :/ Thx 'Do it again'. I'll try
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February 13th, 2015 at 8:49:01 PM permalink
Quote: Mooseton

A nice hit DJ but I hope you didn't tip them well or at all if you didn't plan on returning.



Seriously?
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February 13th, 2015 at 8:56:46 PM permalink
Quote: Mooseton

A nice hit DJ but I hope you didn't tip them well or at all if you didn't plan on returning.



I would not tip for an under $1200 handpay but this is tipping with an advantage. I look at it as an investment.
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February 13th, 2015 at 9:06:40 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

I would not tip for an under $1200 handpay but this is tipping with an advantage. I look at it as an investment.



your casino does a handpay for anything over $1000?
if so, why would they do this?
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February 13th, 2015 at 9:31:37 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

your casino does a handpay for anything over $1000?
if so, why would they do this?



Because they expect a tip for their employees regardless of the service provided.

Edit: Maybe I should have phrased that differently.- Because the bean counters want you to tip the employees more often.
$1700, 18, 19, 1920, 40, 60,... :/ Thx 'Do it again'. I'll try
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February 13th, 2015 at 10:48:27 PM permalink


Just a regular old royal flush from a few years ago. But the money that this royal gave at the time prevented (edited) having to deal with many 'I told you so's.
$1700, 18, 19, 1920, 40, 60,... :/ Thx 'Do it again'. I'll try
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February 13th, 2015 at 10:53:34 PM permalink
Quote: Mooseton

Because they expect a tip for their employees regardless of the service provided.

Edit: Maybe I should have phrased that differently.- Because the bean counters want you to tip the employees more often.



I can think of a reason why but prefer not to disclose. Although tips are probably a big reason why, but more icing on the cake then the cake itself.
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February 16th, 2015 at 11:57:18 AM permalink
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February 16th, 2015 at 2:53:41 PM permalink
Nice one! I still haven't hit a quad above 4X yet. When I do, I would love it to be dollars. :D
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February 16th, 2015 at 5:10:42 PM permalink
Quote: djatc



That's hot.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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February 16th, 2015 at 5:45:42 PM permalink
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Nice hit. Hopefully you ended up ahead for the day.
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February 16th, 2015 at 6:02:28 PM permalink
Quote: RS



Nice hit. Hopefully you ended up ahead for the day.



I would guess that was his first and last hand.
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February 16th, 2015 at 7:42:26 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

I would guess that was his first and last hand.



On that game maybe...but if that was his first hand of the day, that would be really impressive!
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February 16th, 2015 at 8:10:53 PM permalink
Oh that was a vulture, I'm retarded.
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