Gabes22
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May 9th, 2015 at 4:33:31 PM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

If all else fails try this excuse.


That player is probably a Cubs fan. Always blaming their problems on innocent goats
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
AxelWolf
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May 9th, 2015 at 4:40:37 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Ever since that guy made those bad plays I'm down 5k

Put up my last 300 for the trip got 3 3 v dealer 2
Had to go to the ATM
First three dealt an 8 doubles got 21
Second 3
Dealt 7 doubled got a Jack

Dealer has 2 flips a 9 draws a 3 draws a 7

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
I SMASHED THE TABLE SO HARD SECURITY CAME OVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQsJtkk-NGQ

http://www.angermanagementnyc.com/
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
sodawater
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May 9th, 2015 at 5:51:02 PM permalink
Ace right now:

aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 6:08:04 PM permalink
Ok first show back was a disaster lost another 1k

Switched tables and was inspired by the dealer's story of a guy he dealt mini-bac to earlier today who started with 200 and let it ride each hand for 14 hands and won 80k

I pressed my wins more and got the 1k back from the opening shoe plus another 2k

Trip is -2k (YTD -16k)
aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 6:42:03 PM permalink
Sat down and played another shoe got a quick 1k back


Trip is -1k
aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 7:08:55 PM permalink
Played another ½ shoe and picked up 1k


Trip is Even
texasplumr
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May 9th, 2015 at 7:18:28 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Going to the room and watching TV might
be cheaper than both. You aren't getting
thousands in a cash advance, just enough
for a few hands probably. That's called
gambling, the casino will nod knowingly
in your direction.



I had to laugh out loud when I read this. Because that's exactly what I do!
Pay per view is cheap and there is usually tomorrow.

Good luck Ace! I see that you're now coming back.
Stupid is a choice
miplet
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May 9th, 2015 at 7:22:27 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Played another ½ shoe and picked up 1k


Trip is Even


Woot!!! You go aceofspades! I may not post in trip reports much, but I really enjoy reading them.
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aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 8:08:48 PM permalink
Quote: miplet

Woot!!! You go aceofspades! I may not post in trip reports much, but I really enjoy reading them.




Welcome aboard - you should post in here more often!
aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 8:09:42 PM permalink
Quote: texasplumr

I had to laugh out loud when I read this. Because that's exactly what I do!
Pay per view is cheap and there is usually tomorrow.

Good luck Ace! I see that you're now coming back.




Well they comeback is complete - got back to Even and calling it a weekend

BJ tourn in AC next weekend so will start fresh then
chaunceyb3
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May 9th, 2015 at 8:36:07 PM permalink
Nice comeback, AoS!

Good luck in the tournament. You should have no problem booking a win next week, as I am back in Des Moines, Iowa!
aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 9:22:46 PM permalink
Quote: chaunceyb3

Nice comeback, AoS!

Good luck in the tournament. You should have no problem booking a win next week, as I am back in Des Moines, Iowa!




Thanks Chauncey!!!
aceofspades
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May 10th, 2015 at 8:35:14 AM permalink
Heading home for Mother's Day
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there

Trip ended Even - BJ tourn next weekend
vendman1
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May 10th, 2015 at 9:01:31 AM permalink
Wow good job getting back to even Ace. I was worried there for a while :)
teddys
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May 10th, 2015 at 9:13:33 AM permalink
So unsatisfying. Go back and play more so you finish up or down! :)
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
aceofspades
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May 10th, 2015 at 9:14:11 AM permalink
Quote: vendman1

Wow good job getting back to even Ace. I was worried there for a while :)



So was I!!!
aceofspades
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May 10th, 2015 at 9:14:27 AM permalink
Quote: teddys

So unsatisfying. Go back and play more so you finish up or down! :)



There's always next week!
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 6:34:46 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

There's always next week!


Jeeezz, AoS been on the coaster at Six Flags again and I missed the whole thing. Reported all the dips and curves ( and dipjhits ). Coaster let him off right where it picked him up. Could be a lot worse, them things jump the track occasionally. I assume he left some tips? And walked away even? That means the house lost a little. Warning, the house doesn't like to lose. Maybe he's like Robin Hood, takes from the evil Baron(?) and gives to the underpaid peasants. Maybe HR dept is a fan?

Good luck next week! Tournament play is a whole different ball game, got a whole different set of betting strategies.

Over and out....
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 6:40:27 AM permalink
Durn, it's not the 'Baron' it's the Sheriff of Nottingham. There's no problem with the storage chips, but the CPU glitch is getting worse ;-)
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FatGeezus
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May 12th, 2015 at 8:47:28 AM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL



Over and out....



As someone who carried a radio in Vietnam, this "over and out" makes me shake my head every time I hear someone say this.

You never ever say this.

It translates to 'it's your turn to talk, I'm hanging up'.
aceofspades
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May 12th, 2015 at 8:52:07 AM permalink
Quote: FatGeezus

As someone who carried a radio in Vietnam, this "over and out" makes me shake my head every time I hear someone say this.

You never ever say this.

It translates to 'it's your turn to talk, I'm hanging up'.




What would be said then...?
RogerKint
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May 12th, 2015 at 9:09:02 AM permalink
"Seacrest out" was the correct phrase in 'nam.
100% risk of ruin
LowPingBoy
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May 12th, 2015 at 9:09:29 AM permalink
Just "Out"
Kerkebet
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May 12th, 2015 at 9:25:52 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

What would be said then...?


It's code for don't hire this guy/gal. Either that, or Hanoi - Larry S. - Hannah talk from the GG. I think it means get back to work.
Nonsense is a very hard thing to keep up. Just ask the Wizard and company.
rudeboyoi
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May 12th, 2015 at 9:48:05 AM permalink
Family guy - Over

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCfUm21BsI

All this talk of over and out immediately made me think of that. Prob my favorite family guy skit.
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 10:35:59 AM permalink
Quote: FatGeezus

As someone who carried a radio in Vietnam, this "over and out" makes me shake my head every time I hear someone say this.

You never ever say this.

It translates to 'it's your turn to talk, I'm hanging up'.


Sorry if I didn't convey the meaning I intended. The draft was abolished, my number was low, I would have been on my way, back in the spring of 73. If you had to fight a war, right or wrong (still argued so many years later), and you did fight that war, I salute you, Sir.... Nuf said

Carry on?
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petroglyph
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May 12th, 2015 at 10:58:33 AM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL

Sorry if I didn't convey the meaning I intended. The draft was abolished, my number was low, I would have been on my way, back in the spring of 73. If you had to fight a war, right or wrong (still argued so many years later), and you did fight that war, I salute you, Sir.... Nuf said

Carry on?





I think the proper term to use is WTF...over?
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 11:03:01 AM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

I think the proper term to use is WTF...over?


That's just when your own planes start dropping the big ones on you, and you had not requested them to do so......
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petroglyph
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May 12th, 2015 at 11:57:15 AM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL

That's just when your own planes start dropping the big ones on you, and you had not requested them to do so......



I believe the modern acronym for that is FML : )
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 12:05:14 PM permalink
OK, I had to look up FML, not good on acronyms. ROFL, did I get that right? 2F ( not acronym, that's me ) tee hee..
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FatGeezus
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May 12th, 2015 at 1:06:46 PM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL

Sorry if I didn't convey the meaning I intended. The draft was abolished, my number was low, I would have been on my way, back in the spring of 73. If you had to fight a war, right or wrong (still argued so many years later), and you did fight that war, I salute you, Sir.... Nuf said

Carry on?



Roger....Out.
FatGeezus
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May 12th, 2015 at 1:09:45 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

What would be said then...?



You finish your conversation like this "FatGeezus, Out."
djatc
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May 12th, 2015 at 2:07:05 PM permalink
This thread is fubar'ed

Over and out roger wilco
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TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 2:11:20 PM permalink
Roger that
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Gabes22
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May 12th, 2015 at 2:30:58 PM permalink
Quote: FatGeezus

You finish your conversation like this "FatGeezus, Out."


You forgot to drop the mic
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aceofspades
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May 12th, 2015 at 2:43:01 PM permalink
What's the vector Victor?
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 4:37:09 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

What's the vector Victor?


This thread was over, was beyond over. Let it lay,
Over
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aceofspades
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May 12th, 2015 at 4:41:51 PM permalink
Over...
Ibeatyouraces
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May 12th, 2015 at 5:03:29 PM permalink
Roger Rodger.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
aceofspades
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May 12th, 2015 at 5:04:48 PM permalink
I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue!
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 5:26:16 PM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

Roger Rodger.


I usually like your input, not always.
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TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 5:37:09 PM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL

I usually like your input, not always.


I hit post before I reacted to the post from Ibeatyouraces that was in RED. Now I have to track this down. Pls shut this thread down, I was already crying like a baby.
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EvenBob
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May 12th, 2015 at 5:38:26 PM permalink
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
TwoFeathersATL
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May 12th, 2015 at 5:43:51 PM permalink
I haven't watched EvenBob video yet, hopefully will make me smile again. Busy w/ kid's bedtimes.
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beachbumbabs
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May 12th, 2015 at 7:16:27 PM permalink
Roger..I hear and understand you.
Wilco...I will comply with your instructions.
Over...I'm releasing my talk button so you can talk (and more importantly, I can listen, because when I'm transmitting I'm not receiving).
Out...I'm releasing my talk button and consider the conversation done.

"over", in my experience, was almost always (and exclusively) used for emphasis asking for a quick response: "Say again, over?" Occasionally used with very bad radio reception/garbled to differentiate end of transmission from fadeout or dropped words. Otherwise an irritant wasting verbiage and radio time. It's all one-way comm and everybody knows that; there's a precise vocabulary down to the WORD, whether ATC, police dispatch, military. So "over" is redundant nonsense; just unkey, 'cuz I got a lot of metal to talk to and it's all moving really, really fast.

"Yeah, approach, this here's November 543 tango uniform (made-up callsign), all the way from Austin to your house in Portland, got the wife and dog on board my Cessna 210, and we'd like to come in from the west for landing....yada, yada, yada." And then he forgets to unkey, and you get to listen to him yakking all the way in. Can't stop him, can't override him, because it doesn't work like phones. (Though it may soon; that will be a relief.)

'Aluminum showers, are coming your way, and they have the power, to totally eff your day'...part of a song I wrote, used to go through my head when I had one of these yabo's taking up my airtime. Better than screaming "Shut the EFF up!" when the freq's locked, since we were monitored and recorded.

"Roger that"....sarcasm. implied addition: you idiot, or he's an idiot if it's a briefing or info from a third party who knows he's relaying something stupid.

"That's a Roger!"....idiot/amateur/smartass transmission. Usually accompanied by CB codes sooner or later.

My favorite Airplane! quotes:

Oh, Stewardess, I speak Jive.

Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

And, Just kidding! (With the runway lights electrical plug in hand).
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
Ibeatyouraces
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May 12th, 2015 at 8:21:49 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue!


When Kramer hears about this, the $h!ts gonna hit the fan.....splat!!
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
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