AC IV
April 3rd, 2015 at 11:47:52 AM
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Ok - this is probably my last TR before heading to Vegas in a few weeks...
On the White Horse Pike I saw a sign out front of a convenience store that said:
"Lottery Drinks Samwitches"
I hope the misspelling was intentional.
On the White Horse Pike I saw a sign out front of a convenience store that said:
"Lottery Drinks Samwitches"
I hope the misspelling was intentional.
April 3rd, 2015 at 11:59:40 AM
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Quote: aceofspades
"Lottery Drinks Samwitches"
I hope the misspelling was intentional.
Yes, 'lottery' is spelled lottory, because
it's about the lotto.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 3rd, 2015 at 12:16:31 PM
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Quote: EvenBobYes, 'lottery' is spelled lottory, because
it's about the lotto.
Repartee for the indignant99.
Nonsense is a very hard thing to keep up. Just ask the Wizard and company.
April 3rd, 2015 at 12:19:33 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesOk - this is probably my last TR before heading to Vegas in a few weeks...
On the White Horse Pike I saw a sign out front of a convenience store that said:
"Lottery Drinks Samwitches"
I hope the misspelling was intentional.
Ha ha. No toll boofs on the White Horse Pike. :-)
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
April 3rd, 2015 at 12:19:48 PM
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You have a goal this weekend, Ace, or is it
back to pedal to the metal, bar the door
cause you ain't leavin till it's all gone.
back to pedal to the metal, bar the door
cause you ain't leavin till it's all gone.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 3rd, 2015 at 12:21:12 PM
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Sat down with a dealer I like and played for 5minutes before he was tapped out
Won the first three hands with a double
Lost a hand
Blackjack
Then won a hand
Then dealer tapped out
+1150
Won the first three hands with a double
Lost a hand
Blackjack
Then won a hand
Then dealer tapped out
+1150
April 3rd, 2015 at 12:30:55 PM
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Quote: 1BBNo toll boofs on the White Horse Pike. :-)
Had to consult the Urban Dictionary on that one:
Toll. A 'Toll' is a tall, spindly creature that is incredibly Camera-shy. However, it is also incredibly gullible and can easily be fooled into appearing on film. It has been observed having difficulty drinking water without half-drowing itself.
"Aww, look! That Toll choked on some water it was drinking and now it has the hiccups! Quick! Get the Camera!"
Boof. Something that is whack, s****y, dumb, or f****d up. Used to describe objects, people, or s*** you dont want to do.
"AJ's car is boof as f***" or "That homework we got is Boof AF"
Nonsense is a very hard thing to keep up. Just ask the Wizard and company.
April 3rd, 2015 at 12:37:39 PM
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Quote: EvenBobYou have a goal this weekend, Ace, or is it
back to pedal to the metal, bar the door
cause you ain't leavin till it's all gone.
Yeah I stated my goal in last week's thread that this week would be 4850
April 3rd, 2015 at 12:49:01 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesYeah I stated my goal in last week's thread that this week would be 4850
Go Ace! Win!
I wish I was at the Golden Nugget Atlantic City right now, you know, on this Friday afternoon. But I'm stuck in, uh, Des Moines, Iowa. Sorry I won't run into you this weekend.
April 3rd, 2015 at 3:18:09 PM
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Dealer just pulled 8 naturals in one shoe
Even
Even
April 3rd, 2015 at 3:42:00 PM
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Are you playing heads up?
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
April 3rd, 2015 at 3:54:20 PM
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Switched tables dealer got 6 naturals
Trip is -400 after being up 1100
Trip is -400 after being up 1100
April 3rd, 2015 at 4:06:22 PM
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Better luck ace. Go get em' ...take a break have a cocktail. Maybe a nice dinner. Then back at em'
April 3rd, 2015 at 4:38:20 PM
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Got a nice run winning some doubles where I had pressed to 300
Trip is +200
Dinner time
Trip is +200
Dinner time
April 3rd, 2015 at 6:00:06 PM
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Ace, thanks, these are fun to watch. Do you buy insurance at all?
"Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1." -Warren Buffett on risk/return
April 3rd, 2015 at 6:24:15 PM
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Ok had dinner and sat down to play
Won the first hand with a 13 v 3
Won the second hand with a 16 v 6
Pressed to 300 got a 6,5 v dealer 10
Doubled and dealt an 8 for 19
Dealer flipped over a 10
About 5 hands later same exact scenario with a double down except I had 5,5 v dealer 5
Drew a 10 for 20
Dealer flipped over a 6 then drew queen for 21
Ughhhhhhhhh
However, I was dealt 3 naturals and got a nice run
Trip is +1200
Won the first hand with a 13 v 3
Won the second hand with a 16 v 6
Pressed to 300 got a 6,5 v dealer 10
Doubled and dealt an 8 for 19
Dealer flipped over a 10
About 5 hands later same exact scenario with a double down except I had 5,5 v dealer 5
Drew a 10 for 20
Dealer flipped over a 6 then drew queen for 21
Ughhhhhhhhh
However, I was dealt 3 naturals and got a nice run
Trip is +1200
April 3rd, 2015 at 6:24:40 PM
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Quote: 1BBAre you playing heads up?
Yup :-)
April 3rd, 2015 at 6:36:35 PM
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Quote: surrender88sAce, thanks, these are fun to watch. Do you buy insurance at all?
Nah no insurance for me
April 3rd, 2015 at 7:07:23 PM
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You seriously need a golden monkey.Quote: aceofspadesNah no insurance for me
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
April 3rd, 2015 at 7:09:19 PM
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Where's your cheerleader B79? Haven't heard
a peep out of him since people started looking
into the facts behind the member of his crew
killed on the job on the highway. As far as I
know, nobody has found anything.
a peep out of him since people started looking
into the facts behind the member of his crew
killed on the job on the highway. As far as I
know, nobody has found anything.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 3rd, 2015 at 8:12:23 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfYou seriously need a golden monkey.
Only a few weeks now until we can feast our eye on said golden monkey
April 3rd, 2015 at 8:13:40 PM
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Quote: EvenBobWhere's your cheerleader B79? Haven't heard
a peep out of him since people started looking
into the facts behind the member of his crew
killed on the job on the highway. As far as I
know, nobody has found anything.
Are you summoning him?
As far as I know--the WoV meetup for the bet is still on in about 3 weeks
April 3rd, 2015 at 10:24:36 PM
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Ok sat down and before I played a lady at another table told me the dealer I was going to play with was hot - I did not heed her fair warning and played anyway
Had a nice half shoe and picked up 900
Trip is +2100 time for bed :-)
Sweet dreams
Had a nice half shoe and picked up 900
Trip is +2100 time for bed :-)
Sweet dreams
April 3rd, 2015 at 10:34:36 PM
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Quote:On the White Horse Pike I saw a sign out front of a convenience store that said:
"Lottery Drinks Samwitches"
I hope the misspelling was intentional.
I doubt it was an intentional misspelling.
Most likely the sign maker is not a good speller, and spelled it phonetically.
That's how those south Jerseyites talk.
"What, me worry?"
April 3rd, 2015 at 10:53:04 PM
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Quote: MrVI doubt it was an intentional misspelling.
Most likely the sign maker is not a good speller, and spelled it phonetically.
That's how those south Jerseyites talk.
Don't axe me. I thought it was a form of Ebonics, hence my toll boof reference.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
April 3rd, 2015 at 11:40:31 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesOk sat down and before I played a lady at another table told me the dealer I was going to play with was hot - I did not heed her fair warning and played anyway
Had a nice half shoe and picked up 900
Trip is +2100 time for bed :-)
Sweet dreams
Sounds like a fantastic night to start the trip off with! Keep the momentum moving... Positive variance my friend.
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
April 4th, 2015 at 9:40:47 AM
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Wow talk about sleeping in
Good morning everyone - I mean, good afternoon
Good morning everyone - I mean, good afternoon
April 4th, 2015 at 10:36:11 AM
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First two shoes of the day the dealer has a combined 7 Blackjacks to my one
Had a nice run going pressed to 200
Dealt 8,8 v 6
First 8 dealt a 2
Doubled drew a 7 for 17
Second 8 drew a 10 for 18
Dealer has 6...10 draws a 3
After that I lost 10 hands in a row
Trip +600
Had a nice run going pressed to 200
Dealt 8,8 v 6
First 8 dealt a 2
Doubled drew a 7 for 17
Second 8 drew a 10 for 18
Dealer has 6...10 draws a 3
After that I lost 10 hands in a row
Trip +600
April 4th, 2015 at 10:53:30 AM
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FML
Switched tables
Won a few hands put up 300
Got a split 9,9 v 9
Dealt a 10 on each
Dealer flips over an Ace
Trip is -200
Switched tables
Won a few hands put up 300
Got a split 9,9 v 9
Dealt a 10 on each
Dealer flips over an Ace
Trip is -200
April 4th, 2015 at 11:03:10 AM
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Quote: aceofspades
Trip is -200
Could be worse, you could be in that
racially diverse casino in Queens,
ducking flying chairs.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 4th, 2015 at 11:18:58 AM
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Got a nice run in about 15 hands
Got back to even then some
Trip is +1100
Got back to even then some
Trip is +1100
April 4th, 2015 at 3:37:29 PM
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Ok took a brief respite and came down to play
The first shoe started looking bad
Had pressed to 300
Dealt 2,2 v 2
First 2 dealt an Ace then 4 then a 10 for 17
Second 2 dealt an 8 - doubled drew a 6 for 16
Dealer 2 flipped over 6 dealt a 10 for 18
A few hands later once again pressed to 300
Dealt 8,8 v dealer 9
First 8 dealt a 10 for 18
Second 8 dealt a King for 18
Dealer flips an Ace
Dealer change after the shoe
Hit a nice run won 3 doubles
Dealt 3 naturals
Was able to press nicely up to 300
Trip is +2100
The first shoe started looking bad
Had pressed to 300
Dealt 2,2 v 2
First 2 dealt an Ace then 4 then a 10 for 17
Second 2 dealt an 8 - doubled drew a 6 for 16
Dealer 2 flipped over 6 dealt a 10 for 18
A few hands later once again pressed to 300
Dealt 8,8 v dealer 9
First 8 dealt a 10 for 18
Second 8 dealt a King for 18
Dealer flips an Ace
Dealer change after the shoe
Hit a nice run won 3 doubles
Dealt 3 naturals
Was able to press nicely up to 300
Trip is +2100
April 4th, 2015 at 3:49:12 PM
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Quote: EvenBobCould be worse, you could be in that
racially diverse casino in Queens,
ducking flying chairs.
Only 3 arrests lol they should have emptied the barns and let the thoroughbreds trample on through
April 4th, 2015 at 5:36:39 PM
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Started off nicely and it seems that whenever I press to 300 I get a double and lose - so, no surprise it happened again - I won't bore you with the details but after one shoe I had lost 600
Second shoe began with a dealer change and a change of luck, so to speak
Hit a couple of naturals followed by winning 2 doubles
By the end of the shoe I picked up some nice change
Trip is +3350
Second shoe began with a dealer change and a change of luck, so to speak
Hit a couple of naturals followed by winning 2 doubles
By the end of the shoe I picked up some nice change
Trip is +3350
April 4th, 2015 at 5:42:04 PM
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Run Ace, run for the door. Get out while
you can with a profit.
you can with a profit.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 4th, 2015 at 6:04:39 PM
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Quote: EvenBobRun Ace, run for the door. Get out while
you can with a profit.
Wouldn't that deprive you of a chance at your precious schaden?
April 4th, 2015 at 6:56:03 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesWouldn't that deprive you of a chance at your precious schaden?
lock up $1350 and get yourself 10 $200 hookers.
or 100 $20 hookers.
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
April 4th, 2015 at 7:02:22 PM
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Quote: djatcQuote: aceofspadesWouldn't that deprive you of a chance at your precious schaden?
lock up $1350 and get yourself 10 $200 hookers.
or 100 $20 hookers.
I just threw up in my mouth a little
April 4th, 2015 at 7:32:01 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesWouldn't that deprive you of a chance at your precious schaden?
That hurts, Ace. You've got me wrong, so wrong..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 4th, 2015 at 8:37:25 PM
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With all this winning make sure you check your safe on the way out.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
April 4th, 2015 at 8:44:31 PM
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So -- the goal was +4850 and I made it to +3350
Getting tired - going to grab some pizza and go relax in the room and call it a good trip
Vegas in a little over 2 weeks
:-)
Getting tired - going to grab some pizza and go relax in the room and call it a good trip
Vegas in a little over 2 weeks
:-)
April 4th, 2015 at 8:46:12 PM
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Quote: djatcQuote: aceofspadesWouldn't that deprive you of a chance at your precious schaden?
lock up $1350 and get yourself 10 $200 hookers.
or 100 $20 hookers.
Ace, if you're going to do it, stay away from the $20 and the $200 hookers. I am.
April 4th, 2015 at 10:00:16 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesSo -- the goal was +4850 and I made it to +3350
Nooooo, you were supposed to do the opposite
of what I said! Pedal to the metal, get back in
there..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 4th, 2015 at 10:01:14 PM
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Ace,
Good call, dude! Go home a winner! Enjoy Vegas with a little extra bank in the tank.
Good call, dude! Go home a winner! Enjoy Vegas with a little extra bank in the tank.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
April 5th, 2015 at 7:36:30 AM
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Quote: EvenBobNooooo, you were supposed to do the opposite
of what I said! Pedal to the metal, get back in
there..
"These are not the droids you're looking for"
April 5th, 2015 at 7:57:23 AM
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Quote: beachbumbabsAce,
Good call, dude! Go home a winner! Enjoy Vegas with a little extra bank in the tank.
Thanks BBB - not back to even for the year yet but hopefully Vegas brings me there and then some -- plus, the big Bacc79 meetup
