Kentry
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November 16th, 2015 at 2:30:34 PM permalink
I learned if a bank of slots all say "Mystery Progressive! Must hit at $1,199!" Not all of them will pay out that progressive. Plugged in money blindly for Progressive, only to run out of money and then be informed that not all slots pay out progressive, just one does.
DRich
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November 16th, 2015 at 2:36:16 PM permalink
That is generally how progressives work. Multiple machines contribute to the progressive and when the first one hits it it resets the progressive for all of the games.
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GWAE
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November 16th, 2015 at 2:58:50 PM permalink
Sorry you lost $9 going for $1199. Next time try a $20, you will double your odds of winning.
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RS
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November 16th, 2015 at 3:03:14 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

Sorry you lost $9 going for $1199. Next time try a $20, you will double your odds of winning.



Even going from $9 to $18, I think that would more than double his chances of winning [the progressive].
Kentry
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December 1st, 2015 at 5:31:16 PM permalink
A recent lesson I learned in slots. Play for Entertainment, not to become rich. I find I do better when I play to have fun and not because I am desperately wanting to win an extra $40. I played only $2.00 today and felt miles better than when I came in with roughly $250 to spend.
mason2386
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December 1st, 2015 at 7:51:25 PM permalink
That wagering on a lotto game the numbers 12, 5, 14, 20, 21, 26 will only win you a bad haircut....... And an ass kicking.
MrV
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December 1st, 2015 at 7:56:13 PM permalink
Quote: Kentry

I played only $2.00 today and felt miles better than when I came in with roughly $250 to spend.



Let's take this to its logical conclusion, shall we?

Just think how much better you'd feel if you didn't play at all!

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
"What, me worry?"
Wizardofnothing
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December 1st, 2015 at 11:21:49 PM permalink
Lmfao
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Ibeatyouraces
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December 1st, 2015 at 11:34:20 PM permalink
I think it's safer to gamble than smoke a pipe :-)
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
adamlane
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January 18th, 2016 at 3:28:39 AM permalink
I would bet lol
'and here i back again, gambling nerd' that's what i thought
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January 18th, 2016 at 5:08:44 AM permalink
Quote: adamlane

I would bet lol
'and here i back again, gambling nerd' that's what i thought

Kentry?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
RS
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January 18th, 2016 at 6:54:15 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Kentry?



Kentry strikes again! Looks like he had another one (russell), who also mysteriously posted on some of Kentry's old threads (russell's posts have since been deleted).

1BB's going crazy right now.
Wizardofnothing
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January 18th, 2016 at 6:58:22 AM permalink
Just not sure what the point of that is
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TwoFeathersATL
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January 18th, 2016 at 7:47:46 AM permalink
Quote: Wizardofnothing

Just not sure what the point of that is

Not sure the point? The point of continuing to 'come back' with a new name, or the point of erasing the posts (Russell) ? Or both? Or some other point? And yes, WoN, it would be perfectly acceptable for you to now question the 'point' of my existence. I declare in advance that I will not consider it an insult.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
Boz
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January 18th, 2016 at 8:30:00 AM permalink
Quote: adamlane

I would bet lol
'and here i back again, gambling nerd' that's what i thought



Welcome back!
Wizardofnothing
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January 18th, 2016 at 8:34:46 AM permalink
I just can't figure out why in the world someone would want to come back and just post nonsense
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January 18th, 2016 at 8:35:31 AM permalink
Quote: Boz

Welcome back!



Could be masked, but this poster is coming from Vancouver (as his profile says or I wouldn't name it). OTOH, Kentry was back this am under a different name and has already been nuked.
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Wizardofnothing
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January 18th, 2016 at 8:49:01 AM permalink
Find it odd- that both came at same time and both commented on his posts- prolly just a cell phone from Canada and then a home computer from Florida
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TwoFeathersATL
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January 18th, 2016 at 11:00:08 AM permalink
Quote: Wizardofnothing

Find it odd- that both came at same time and both commented on his posts- prolly just a cell phone from Canada and then a home computer from Florida

Dear WoN, you prolly shouldn't use the term 'prolly' in your posts. Someone , not the wolfie guy, might begin to draw conclusions... Post carefully, or with great abandon...., eventually all will be revealed. ;-) tee hee and tah ha, and another winky smiley ;-)
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Wizardofnothing
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January 18th, 2016 at 11:04:40 AM permalink
What are you talking about/ I stopped addressing you because you are on a completely different wave length then what I can comprehend but you continue to antagonize me so I'm going to ask politely to please refrain from addressing me any further
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TwoFeathersATL
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January 18th, 2016 at 11:54:00 AM permalink
Quote: Wizardofnothing

What are you talking about/ I stopped addressing you because you are on a completely different wave length then what I can comprehend but you continue to antagonize me so I'm going to ask politely to please refrain from addressing me any further

Done deal, as long as it's mutual..you can go back to kicking Kentry ;-)
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
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January 18th, 2016 at 12:01:56 PM permalink
Quote: Wizardofnothing

What are you talking about/ I stopped addressing you because you are on a completely different wave length then what I can comprehend but you continue to antagonize me so I'm going to ask politely to please refrain from addressing me any further

FK THAT! What's good for the goose. I remember Kentry repeatedly asking you to leave him alone but you didn't. You probably made him cry and that caused him to lose his paycheck.

2F I think you have all our permission to harass WON as often as you wish.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
TwoFeathersATL
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January 18th, 2016 at 12:27:40 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

FK THAT! What's good for the goose. I remember Kentry repeatedly asking you to leave him alone but you didn't. You probably made him cry and that caused him to lose his paycheck.

2F I think you have all our permission to harass WON as often as you wish.

I appreciate that vote of confidence, though I actually have no desire to harass anyone, or be harassed by anyone. If you throw a punch at me, I might throw one back. Or I might wait a couple months, then call some buddies up in Jersey, then wait to see how long it is before someone notices you're not posting anymore ;-)
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adamlane
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January 22nd, 2016 at 7:59:59 AM permalink
wow it's funny indeed. the point is that I initially posted in the wrong thread. you are worshiping someone named kentry and I nave no idea who's that. I'm not going to tell you that I'm the noob in gambling. it's not truth. nor do I ask you what did you have for breakfast (funny thread). sorry for confusion I caused by earlier nonsense posts.
rsactuary
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January 22nd, 2016 at 8:15:17 AM permalink
sniff sniff
Wizardofnothing
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January 22nd, 2016 at 8:19:12 AM permalink
Yup yup
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adamlane
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January 22nd, 2016 at 8:21:33 AM permalink
ok, what's that supposed to mean?
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January 22nd, 2016 at 6:57:40 PM permalink
Guys,

You're barking up the wrong tree here.

Adam,

Disregard the inside jokes, please, and welcome to the forum.
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SlotCop
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January 26th, 2016 at 9:22:32 PM permalink
Recent lesson I've learnt? I've been playing slots for quite a while and just lately, I realized how much I was spending for deposits. Maybe, I've been risking money meters above my means and I feel like it soon would hurt me (and my pocket). So the bottomline is, I've learnt to save chunks of bucks in my bank account and not deposit all of them in slot machines.
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January 26th, 2016 at 11:09:30 PM permalink
Quote: SlotCop

Recent lesson I've learnt? I've been playing slots for quite a while and just lately, I realized how much I was spending for deposits. Maybe, I've been risking money meters above my means and I feel like it soon would hurt me (and my pocket). So the bottomline is, I've learnt to save chunks of bucks in my bank account and not deposit all of them in slot machines.

He's back.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
beachbumbabs
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January 27th, 2016 at 1:35:27 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

He's back.



Could be. Some kind of subterfuge in action here.
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Wizardofnothing
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January 27th, 2016 at 3:55:35 AM permalink
Jesus it's annoying already
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SlotCoach1
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February 8th, 2016 at 1:45:31 PM permalink
I agree and do the same. On top I try to have at least 50 spins with my budget and do not go higher. Fun comes first.
Wizardofnothing
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February 8th, 2016 at 2:09:55 PM permalink
Welcome bacK ENTREY
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