card exchanging table
ah here it is!
oh so cool
Quote: heatmapi knew it would pop back up! i knew i wasnt crazy and knew it existed!
So I used to be a real card mechanic. You can ask any one of the SF performers that work the pier, I was a performing card magician for a couple of years & had my own street performers license. I have straight out cheated many poker games using nothing more than my hands & the deck they provided. I would never even once consider using that machine over my cardsharp skills & I'm nowhere close to the best. But I have slights today that would impress you more than that table.
Quote: USpapergamesSo I used to be a real card mechanic. You can ask any one of the SF performers that work the pier, I was a performing card magician for a couple of years & had my own street performers license. I have straight out cheated many poker games using nothing more than my hands & the deck they provided. I would never even once consider using that machine over my cardsharp skills & I'm nowhere close to the best. But I have slights today that would impress you more than that table.
You just told everyone your a card cheat...
Only in America!
Quote: rainmanYou just told everyone your a card cheat...
Only in America!
Again, everyone misinterprets my comments. Shouldn't you get suspended for calling me a card cheat???
P.S. There is a huge difference between being a card cheat back in the day before I became a professional poker player & claiming I still am one. As a poker professional those are some serious fighting words you're calling me! I think it's best you apologize, I've never once cheated any casino & my reputation as a card player is outstanding I assure you.
P.P.S. On a serious note, what you just did was worse than calling an ex junky, who has been clean for over 10 years, a drug addict. Why? Because I actually have a reputation as a card player. I don't need to cheat anyone to take their money!!!
Quote: USpapergamesAgain, everyone misinterprets my comments. Shouldn't you get suspended for calling me a card cheat???
P.S. There is a huge difference between being a card cheat back in the day before I became a professional poker player & claiming I still am one. As a poker professional those are some serious fighting words you're calling me! I think it's best you apologize, I've never once cheated any casino & my reputation as a card player is outstanding I assure you.
P.P.S. On a serious note, what you just did was worse than calling an ex junky, who has been clean for over 10 years, a drug addict. Why? Because I actually have a reputation as a card player. I don't need to cheat anyone to take their money!!!
Never been suspended most likely never will and wouldn't care if I was.
Quote: rainmanNever been suspended most likely never will and wouldn't care if I was.
Next time someone opens up about their personal life, you don't make fun of them for the information their sharing & you certainly don't attempt to manipulate people into believing something that isn't true about the person sharing the information since I think they know a lot more about their personal life than you do!
Quote: USpapergamesNext time someone opens up about their personal life, you don't make fun of them for the information their sharing & you certainly don't attempt to manipulate people into believing something that isn't true about the person sharing the information since I think they know a lot more about their personal life than you do!
I found it humorous so I poked a little fun stick around you'll get a crack
at me I can stick my foot in my mouth with the best of them.
Quote: rainmanI found it humorous so I poked a little fun stick around you'll get a crack
at me I can stick my foot in my mouth with the best of them.
https://youtu.be/QkTiMuoNhdg
Quote: USpapergamesAgain, everyone misinterprets my comments. Shouldn't you get suspended for calling me a card cheat???
To be fair, you're the one that said, "I have straight out cheated many poker games using nothing more than my hands & the deck they provided."
Quote: ThatDonGuyTo be fair, you're the one that said, "I have straight out cheated many poker games using nothing more than my hands & the deck they provided."
So talking about the past automatically makes those actions reflect the present??? When someone says they have done something, it's not safe to assume that they continue to do it. If you don't see how this is name-calling then Idk how to help you :/ I think everyone should ask for clarification before making assumptions, & then stating them as facts!
Quote: USpapergamesQuote: ThatDonGuyTo be fair, you're the one that said, "I have straight out cheated many poker games using nothing more than my hands & the deck they provided."
So talking about the past automatically makes those actions reflect the present??? When someone says they have done something, it's not safe to assume that they continue to do it. If you don't see how this is name-calling then Idk how to help you :/ I think everyone should ask for clarification before making assumptions, & then stating them as facts!
If you had said something like I used to cheat when I was young and dumb, it would be one thing, but you bragged about cheating games and players. You've shown you were untrustworthy in the past, why should we believe you have changed?
You evidently are 35 and can't put together the money for an online IQ test. Something isn't going right, is it?
Quote: USpapergamesAgain, everyone misinterprets my comments. Shouldn't you get suspended for calling me a card cheat???
P.S. There is a huge difference between being a card cheat back in the day before I became a professional poker player & claiming I still am one. As a poker professional those are some serious fighting words you're calling me! I think it's best you apologize, I've never once cheated any casino & my reputation as a card player is outstanding I assure you.
P.P.S. On a serious note, what you just did was worse than calling an ex junky, who has been clean for over 10 years, a drug addict. Why? Because I actually have a reputation as a card player. I don't need to cheat anyone to take their money!!!
You said you cheated in poker games. Translation. You are a cheater. Nothing to interpret.
ZCore13
Quote: billryanQuote: USpapergamesQuote: ThatDonGuyTo be fair, you're the one that said, "I have straight out cheated many poker games using nothing more than my hands & the deck they provided."
So talking about the past automatically makes those actions reflect the present??? When someone says they have done something, it's not safe to assume that they continue to do it. If you don't see how this is name-calling then Idk how to help you :/ I think everyone should ask for clarification before making assumptions, & then stating them as facts!
If you had said something like I used to cheat when I was young and dumb, it would be one thing, but you bragged about cheating games and players. You've shown you were untrustworthy in the past, why should we believe you have changed?
You evidently are 35 and can't put together the money for an online IQ test. Something isn't going right, is it?
Seriously? When did I ever say I could pay for the IQ test myself??? I've actually been not only able to pay for the test this entire time but I've had enough money to pay back the winner of the challenge 3x the cost of the IQ test! I just bought a $2,400
5 axis cnc machine, I'm not broke!
Let's back things up a second, I have LPD & it makes it difficult for me to express myself. That being said, I never bragged about my cheating!!!!! In fact, I look down on myself for it :/ What I was beating about however was my card mechanic skills, hence all the other stuff I mentioned (like being a magician) which nobody else conveniently brings up.
When have I ever shown myself to be untrustworthy??? Dot you think I should of anything be more trustworthy since I'm opening up & sharing these details about my life??? Let me just make something very clear to you, my life is going perfectly. I'm not joking, everything is going according to my plan. Btw you can't always trust everything I say on here since sometimes I say things (not to manipulate but) to mislead others but I still give clues as to my true intentions if your paying close enough attention ;)
Quote: Zcore13You said you cheated in poker games. Translation. You are a cheater. Nothing to interpret.
ZCore13
If you look up the definition of cheater it's:
"a person who acts dishonestly in order to gain an advantage." A cheater is only a cheated when they are in the act of cheating, which if the player was still cheating then they would still be in the act of cheating. The proper way would be to say that person cheated, & this is coming from someone who has LPD but knows a lot about grammar to overcompensate for their disorder.
P.S. If it was proper to call anyone who has ever chested at a card game a cheater then I'm pretty sure everyone WoV member is a cheater since we were all kids at some point & cheating is breaking the rules regardless of intent, don't forget that ;)
I ‘think’ what you are trying to say is this.... “When I was younger I cheated at poker, and still have the skills to do so. However, I haven’t cheated in X years and would no longer ever do so.”
Then it will be up to each person to decide how they want to classify you.
Quote: SOOPOOSo if I murder someone today, I am not a murderer next week? Because the act occurred in my ‘past’?
I ‘think’ what you are trying to say is this.... “When I was younger I cheated at poker, and still have the skills to do so. However, I haven’t cheated in X years and would no longer ever do so.”
Then it will be up to each person to decide how they want to classify you.
Name-calling is unique to the circumstance in which it is readily used. You wouldn't say Don Dokken is a musician but rather that he was a musician. Context matters!
