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May 28th, 2018 at 10:35:17 PM permalink
I learned to play 5-card draw when I was about 5 or 6 years old. I remember that by 7 years old, I got the joke in the Looney Tunes cartoon where Bugs Bunny says "I only have two pairs: a pair of 'ones,' and another pair of 'ones'"—and rolls away a wheelbarrow of money.
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May 28th, 2018 at 10:53:25 PM permalink
What did I do to deserve so many compliments? You two are too nice.
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May 29th, 2018 at 12:52:04 AM permalink
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What did I do tuque deserve so many compliments? You tuque are tuque nice.


FTFY
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May 29th, 2018 at 2:14:52 AM permalink
?????
AxelWolf
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May 29th, 2018 at 5:43:33 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

?????

I assumed that means fixed that for you. I don't get the Canadian reference in this instance, it's probably an inside joke they came up with during pillow talk.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 29th, 2018 at 12:24:48 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I assumed that means fixed that for you. I don't get the Canadian reference in this instance, it's probably an inside joke they came up with during pillow talk.



LMGTFY

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knit_cap#Canadian_tuque
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AxelWolf
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May 29th, 2018 at 12:28:10 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

LMGTFY

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knit_cap#Canadian_tuque

RS's edit still makes no sense to me. I'm sticking with inside joke during pillow talk.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 29th, 2018 at 12:32:56 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

RS's edit still makes no sense to me. I'm sticking with inside joke during pillow talk.



It halfway made sense to me. But then, I'm half Canadian.
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AxelWolf
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May 29th, 2018 at 4:01:28 PM permalink
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But then, I'm half Canadian.

Sorry to hear that. A few things make much more sense to me now.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 29th, 2018 at 4:05:24 PM permalink
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RS's edit still makes no sense to me. I'm sticking with inside joke during pillow talk.


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