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TwoFeathersATL
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November 19th, 2015 at 8:46:13 PM permalink
Out loud!
Wife looked at me funny........
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
Face
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November 20th, 2015 at 10:24:06 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

It'll be interesting to see how different people rate some of these; Mission, Face, and I are 3 very dissimilar people IRL.



This is true, and is apparent now that I have rated and viewed your rating in comparison (I looked after I rated as asked, to preserve integrity and decrease influence). I do have to say though, for all our differences, the childish streak in us is strong XD

I'm interested to see the results. In viewing only our two ratings, I can think of just one out of the 100+ that we were in lock step agreement about. I'm still giggling. Had the entry been posted the way you (BBB) suggested via PM, said poster could /drop mic and this contest would be over =)
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Romes
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November 20th, 2015 at 11:22:03 AM permalink
I hope regardless we can see all of your top pics and what you mean by "if the entry was worded this way..."

This was a fun thread and a great idea babs!
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EvenBob
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November 20th, 2015 at 12:31:31 PM permalink
Who won, it ended days ago. Where
is the winner listed.
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TheGrimReaper13
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November 20th, 2015 at 2:20:00 PM permalink
Quote: Face

In viewing only our two ratings, I can think of just one out of the 100+ that we were in lock step agreement about. I'm still giggling.

I'm thinking, what would seem funny to a bunch of slugs? Ooh, I can hardly wait. Nor the forum's resident political savant, EB.

Quote: Romes

This was a fun thread and a great idea babs!



I don't know, maybe it has to do with the glorification of criminal/mischievous idiocy.

Quote: AxelWolf

He drives a Miata silly.

Never heard of it, even now. A new name for the Clown-Mobile of Vegas? Have you had a ride in it? This is hilarious. What a difference a lack of comma makes. You must be a second or third -generation AP. Vicious cycle.

Ever wonder how a gang of biker guys all look like brothers? And they seem to understand each other's weirdly perverted lack of humor? Cutesy. With each younger generation thinking that they were the first to crap on their kids too.



Speaking of Swan Songs... stay down for the count, 1BB! Even the so-called trolls are long gone, not a whisper for months. Looks like paradise ahead, whether you want it or not. The coast is indeed clear.



And remember, it's Thanksgiving; not Turkey Day. Have some fun.
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AB21
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November 20th, 2015 at 3:03:15 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf



Poor Kentry he can probably use that money for his possible slot habit.



... or a nice haircut
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November 20th, 2015 at 3:09:14 PM permalink
Quote: Romes

I hope regardless we can see all of your top pics and what you mean by "if the entry was worded this way..."

This was a fun thread and a great idea babs!



I've no problem sharing my votes. The others are up to them. Of course, I'm gonna catch hell for my ratings of "1", as it's more likely I just didn't understand it, as opposed to it not being humorous, relevant, etc. But whatever, I'll put it out there.

Quote: EvenBob

Who won, it ended days ago. Where
is the winner listed.



I just got Babs my stuff around 2p EST today. It is certainly going to take her more than an hour to tabulate (at least, it would me, it took me an hour just to vote =p), and I think she's typically a late arrival here. I can't speak for her, but I wouldn't expect the results today due to my previous delay.

Quote: TheGrimReaper13

I'm thinking, what would seem funny to a bunch of slugs? Ooh, I can hardly wait. Nor the forum's resident political savant, EB.



I've been called many things. "Slug" is a first. I don't even know how to apply it.

It seems you're tiring of convoluted snipes from the shadows. Don't fall apart now. If you're done with sniping, at least go out in a thermonuclear explosion of opinion. No one remembers those who do things half cocked.
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beachbumbabs
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November 20th, 2015 at 4:41:03 PM permalink
Quote: TheGrimReaper13

I'm thinking, what would seem funny to a bunch of slugs? Ooh, I can hardly wait. Nor the forum's resident political savant, EB.



I don't know, maybe it has to do with the glorification of criminal/mischievous idiocy.

Never heard of it, even now. A new name for the Clown-Mobile of Vegas? Have you had a ride in it? This is hilarious. What a difference a lack of comma makes. You must be a second or third -generation AP. Vicious cycle.

Ever wonder how a gang of biker guys all look like brothers? And they seem to understand each other's weirdly perverted lack of humor? Cutesy. With each younger generation thinking that they were the first to crap on their kids too.



Speaking of Swan Songs... stay down for the count, 1BB! Even the so-called trolls are long gone, not a whisper for months. Looks like paradise ahead, whether you want it or not. The coast is indeed clear.



And remember, it's Thanksgiving; not Turkey Day. Have some fun.




Re: the bolded part above. Personal insult x 3 moderators. 3-7-14 days. Re: the cumulative tone of your posts and several nasty insinuations before this, including your "entry" in this contest. Double it to 28 days. Happy holidays.
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Ibeatyouraces
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November 20th, 2015 at 4:56:01 PM permalink
I'm sure he'll be back before then...
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
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November 20th, 2015 at 5:14:57 PM permalink
Now, on to the results!

Tied for 12-15th place @ 5.666667:

If you think of penetration as something that is sought out by bachelors on weekend excursions before you think of blackjack...(you might not be an AP!)...... Minty

If you have to pull down your zipper to count to 21....(you might not be an AP!)...AyeCarumba

If you think all the employees know where the best machines are.....(you might not be an AP!)...Axel

If your idea of "hitting a progressive" is wacking "Flo" with her "Name Your Price Tool".....(you might not be an AP!)..ayecarumba

Tied for 7-11th place @ 6.000000

(If you)play 6 to 5 blackjack because both numbers are bigger than 3 to 2.....(you might not be an AP!)..muleyvoice

If you act as the casino in a home BJ game, and use 4 decks.....of Pinochle cards.....(you might not be an AP!).RaleighCraps

If you feel counting an 8 deck shoe is too hard due to the 396 cards.....(you might not be an AP!)..RaleighCraps

If you think your profit/loss statement proves that the math "doesn't work".....(you might not be an AP!)....Dalex

If you think the dice going out of the tub and the shooter not requesting 'SAME DICE' is a curse to 7 out.....(you might not be an AP!)....Romes

Tied for 5-6th place @ 6.333333

If eating 100 mcnuggets in an hour for the Wiz's cash is your best play!.....(you might not be an AP!).....MidwestAP

If you think Beyond Counting is the first algebra book a 6th grader receives.....(you might not be an AP!).....Romes

Tied for 3-4th place @ 6.666667

If you gave the hospital your real name.....(you might not be an AP!).....djatc

If you think "EV" is the night before a holiday, and SD is something you get from a hooker inside a casino.....(you might not be an AP!).. Romes

In 2nd place @7.333333

If you think Stanford Wong is an Ivy League porn flick......(you might not be an AP!)..Scottimus

And, in 1st place @ 7.666667

If the limo driver radios in after picking you up, "Shamu is in the tank".....(you might not be an AP!)....Ayecarumba

Honorable mentions:

If the casino sends a limousine around to pick you up.....og (this got 5.333333, but I think it deserves credit as it appeared before Aye's winning entry added the extra whale twist)

If you feel an 8 deck shoe game is better than single deck, because you have 32 shots at BJ, instead of just 4.....RaleighCraps (disqualified because RC followed himself directly, but I thought this would have made the list above for sure; just a perfect entry)

If you think it means getting away with a roll of your buddies T-paper after dropping a deuce at his house.....rainman (disqualified because rainman followed himself, but funny enough to make the HM list)

The line Face referred to that I re-wrote was (FWIW): If your idea of "hitting a progressive" is whacking "Flo" with your "Name Your Price" Tool.....(you might not be an AP!)..ayecarumba

Thanks again to everybody who played! I'll be sending Aye $25 by PayPal as soon as I have his email address (please send via PM).
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