VP - Obscure paytable, would like ER

I've looked around I can't seem to find any paytables that match this one.
Does anyone here have software to analyse this paytable? Wizard maybe?
I would like to know the ER and Variance.
I would estimate it around ~100%ER

It's called Bonus Hearts

Hearts Royal Flush 10000
Royal Flush 5000
Hearts Straight Flush 500
Straight Flush 250
4 of a Kind 125
Hearts Flush 50
Full House 35
Flush 25
Straight 20
3 of a Kind 15
Two Pairs 10
Jacks or Better 5

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I got 98.98808% analyzing it on WinPoker. I got this by using 5/4th of the normal flush/SF/RF payments, which gives the same EV. The variance I got was 50.6417735 but the actual variance would be higher than this if you accounted for the hearths.

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I would take some modification to my video poker program to analyze this. Before I take the time, can you tell me where you saw it?

Yeah, it is based off a 7/5 JoB which has an ER of 96.1472% Your probably right, it wouldn't be near 100%.

I just had an idea to get the ER, if it were true that 1/4 of your royals were hearts it would make the average RF 5500, if it were true that 1/4 of your Straight Flushes were hearts it would make the average SF 312.5, and if it were true that 1/4 of your Flushes were hearts then it would make the average Flush 31.25
Not forgetting the bonus 1000 for the normal Royals.
Putting this into a Jacks or Better paytable analyser yeilds and ER of: 98.9312% with a variance of 50.6458
I am pretty sure I am right here.

EDIT: It is in the 5Dimes Match Play Casino.

EDIT 2: Sorry HKrandom I didn't read your post until now, great minds.

The average royal flush would hit for 6875, not 5500. This doesn't make this a good pay table but it's still better than playing slots.