Too young, too much to drink, tries to be cute
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September 22nd, 2013 at 4:40:42 PM
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I was at Caesars Saturday night for a little craps session. The table was pretty business like until a young girl shows up with two guys old enough to be her father. She had too much to drink, was loud, knew nothing about the game, and when her "boyfriend" said "we don't want a 7 now" she started yelling "seven, seven" because she thought that would be funny. Then when the shooter was at the opposite side of the table (she was standing at the end between the two guys) she thought it would be "cute" to reach out and try to catch the dice. "Oh," she said, "I thought he was throwing them to me."
September 22nd, 2013 at 4:54:50 PM
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Sounds like my kind of girl. They make the world go round !
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 22nd, 2013 at 4:55:09 PM
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A smart security person will tell the "boyfriend" that "you need to control her or we will."
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
September 22nd, 2013 at 4:58:10 PM
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Did either of her "boyfriends" tell you she could be 'cute' in other ways for a small fee.
Be careful when you follow the masses, the M is sometimes silent.
September 22nd, 2013 at 5:15:40 PM
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So she is a loud, obnoxious drunk who was intentionally annoying to her own companion as well as the entire table and who then tried to interfere with the game.
Not the first hot little number you've met who has a cash register where other girls have a heart.
Not the first hot little number you've met who has a cash register where other girls have a heart.
September 22nd, 2013 at 5:17:50 PM
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Well, we all know that yelling out "seven, seven" increased the odds of a 7 being rolled.....so I say she should be 'trespassed' - how dare she be such a 'dice influencer' by stating a number out loud!!!
September 22nd, 2013 at 5:19:05 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesWell, we all know that yelling out "seven, seven" increased the odds of a 7 being rolled.....so I say she should be 'trespassed' - how dare she be such a 'dice influencer' by stating a number out loud!!!
LOL! Well, I'm sure she's used to getting whatever she wants...:-)
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
September 22nd, 2013 at 5:57:53 PM
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Quote: AlanMendelsonI was at Caesars Saturday night for a little craps session...
About what time did this all take place? (I happened to be playing there last night)
Fighting BS one post at a time!
September 22nd, 2013 at 6:18:21 PM
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The stick man should have short sticked her.
She have a nice rack?
A lot of those "rentals" look pretty darned spiffy.
Just use 'em hard and put 'em away wet.
Why would an old duffer want a young hooker at a craps table?
She's good for ONE THING, and one thing only.
She have a nice rack?
A lot of those "rentals" look pretty darned spiffy.
Just use 'em hard and put 'em away wet.
Why would an old duffer want a young hooker at a craps table?
She's good for ONE THING, and one thing only.
"What, me worry?"
September 22nd, 2013 at 6:58:33 PM
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Quote: MrV
She's good for ONE THING, and one thing only.
Giving the Table a Hard Eight?
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
September 22nd, 2013 at 7:20:02 PM
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So she was a hot cooler?
September 22nd, 2013 at 8:26:10 PM
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More like a cool hottie ? Crap players are too damn judgmental. Girls just wanna have FUN !
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 22nd, 2013 at 8:41:09 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9thAbout what time did this all take place? (I happened to be playing there last night)
Actually it was late Friday night and early Saturday morning. About 2am. I didn't check the time, but all of the tables were being used. Surprisingly a lot of "younger players" were in the pit.
And most of the tables were $10 minimum.
By the way, the crew was not happy with her shenanigans. Later she threw the dice and they almost took the dice away from her because twice she threw the dice seemingly direct at the base dealer at the far end of the table, and at least two times at least one die went off the table. However, she did make three passes so I kept my mouth shut and I said to myself "passes make bad behavior acceptable."
September 22nd, 2013 at 9:50:29 PM
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' she did make three passes " I do not believe she threw as many passes as were thrown at her !
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 23rd, 2013 at 12:13:55 AM
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Ummm... no one threw a pass at her. Except for her two boyfriends, everyone wanted her away from the table. I didn't say she was good looking either.
September 23rd, 2013 at 1:00:18 AM
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Sounds like a social relationship wherein she is able to play the two guys off against each other while she leeches off them in an unrestrained manner. Those two will soon sort themselves out and then sort her out but good!Quote: AlanMendelsonExcept for her two boyfriends,
September 23rd, 2013 at 2:10:16 AM
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As a recovering don't player I hate the people who unintentionally cheer at me when they want the point or make the point. They are completely oblivious to the fact I just lost my dont pass/odds. They are mostly women.
I should stop betting against women. I have bad luck with them as it is, seems like karma is paying me back. Although a don't player makes money at Caesers everytime I play, unless I start playing the don't.....
I should stop betting against women. I have bad luck with them as it is, seems like karma is paying me back. Although a don't player makes money at Caesers everytime I play, unless I start playing the don't.....
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
September 23rd, 2013 at 4:13:29 AM
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Quote: AlanMendelsonActually it was late Friday night and early Saturday morning. About 2am. I didn't check the time, but all of the tables were being used. Surprisingly a lot of "younger players" were in the pit.
Ah, gotcha. I was there on Sat/Sun night rather than Fri/Sat night. Wish I could have seen that incident though. lol
Fighting BS one post at a time!
September 23rd, 2013 at 11:58:44 AM
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I'm a working dice dealer in Reno and have been for 30 years and the scenario you've just described is among the most awkward I see. At least some moron isn't running down to you to "bump knuckles" celebrating your success...I hate to sound like a curmudgeon, but this last generation of gamblers I've tried to smarten up has just about done me in...
September 27th, 2013 at 9:52:02 AM
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The dice don't have eyes! Always and only play the dark side!
September 27th, 2013 at 10:44:04 AM
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Agreed, in part.Quote: mdsThe dice don't have eyes! Always and only play the dark side!
>The dice don't have eyes!
Players should not cavort for the benefit of the dice or other players or their own egos.
>Only play the dark side!
Its such a "toss up" that I can't see it as a hard, inflexible rule. There is not that much advantage to you on the dark side and you need an extra bit of bankroll to do it properly.
September 30th, 2013 at 12:14:01 AM
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rude what shift ? I spent several years there @ the craps table . Some of you dealers have something to be desired as well. :) lol.. I liked most of the dealers there in area. I played all over reno predominetaly Nugget. Just weined myself off in March of this yr. May be back sometime.
Just Me.......
