10 things a BJ dealer will never say LOL

I saw these videos and thought I would put up the link - I thought they were funny



10 things a BJ dealer will never say

10 more things a BJ dealer will never say


credit to: sammysmithlive on youtube

Now that's comedy, although I have heard a few of those things said by a Dealer.

There's also:

The last 10 things a BJ dealer will never say


ZCore13

ZCore - your link just links to this thread

You have to count on fingers to add 7, 3 and 6? You are one dumb (censored). ....
Ouch.... that hurt!!

Quote: aceofspades

ZCore - your link just links to this thread

Thanks. I fixed it.

ZCore13

#8 on "10 More" is my favorite because I have wanted to say it so many times.

I'd add one more:

"Quit saying 'gimme monkey!' There are numbers, Jacks, Queens, Kings, and Aces. THERE ARE NO <expletive deleted> MONKEYS!"

In reality there are things that a Blackjack dealer will say ...

If you sit mistakenly at a table wherein the minimum is quite high, she will point that out and say its not necessary to play one hand and then leave (since many men will attempt to do that: play one hand and then leave).

If you make some annoying wisecracks to a dealer, you are indeed more likely to hear terms like moron and learn how to play.

If you are really obnoxious its likely there will be a tweet from the dealer break room that won't be any too flattering to your style of play or ability to perform basic arithmetic.

Flea, you are close to being suspended for heresy. Dan Lubin has stated many times the dealers NEVER talk about players.

That is why I know I am physic. Must have been using mental telepathy when I was in the break room or on the bus down from the hill.

Dealer's constantly talk about players and say almost everything in the videos, but it's in the break room or after the person leaves the table. I've never in 25 years of gambling heard a dealer say something like that to a player at the table. It could also be that I don't frequent the types of Casinos that would allow that to happen without VERY serious consequences.

ZCore13

Why is the dealer's video background Joker's Wild?

Quote: Buzzard

Flea, you are close to being suspended for heresy. Dan Lubin has stated many times the dealers NEVER talk about players.

That is why I know I am physic. Must have been using mental telepathy when I was in the break room or on the bus down from the hill.

Charles, don't misquote me. [And try to temper your excessive interest in me; it's a bit fruity.]

I stated that dealers will routinely discuss players to workers, both to give a heads-up warning to supervisors, and to advise other dealers what to expect from certain players on the property. Totally routine, and informing management and co-workers of situations with players IS a mandatory part of the job. Doesn't matter how any player feels about it. For that matter, you're on camera, too.

I also stated that dealers aren't allowed to discuss players' personal matters with other players (examples: "Your brother-in-law hit a royal at this table, and he just colored up over $1,000 - so if he tells you he's broke, then he's LYING!", or, "Yes, Mrs. Smith, I did see your husband on property here, now that you ask. He's at Hotel registration, getting a room for him and his girlfriend...." etc.) That you won't hear, and won't be told if you ask.

I'm primarily a poker player, so I HAVE had a BJ dealer tell me to stop bending the cards like in the video at a double-deck game (as if I was really doing some serious damage to them). He actually called the floor to complain that I was an asshole who refused to stop bending the cards. Floor told me "this isn't a poker room, stop bending the cards". I did, but the dealer was such a prick I kept pushing his buttons and stopped tipping his dumb ass.

Few dealers are 100% professional all the time, even if (regardless of) their employment at a casino.
Expect a mixed bag on both sides of the table.

Quote: Paigowdan

Few dealers are 100% professional all the time, even if (regardless of) their employment at a casino.
Expect a mixed bag on both sides of the table.

My luck is usually A crappy dealer and a jackass on either side of me.

What's up aceofspades - I'm Sammy Smith, the one the made these "10 things" videos. I'm glad you liked them! I plan on making more in the near future - my next one though is 10 things you'll never hear a cocktail server say. And yes, I'll be dressing as the cocktail waitress - hahahah Anyway, take care, talk to you later.

Quote: zippyboy

I'm primarily a poker player, so I HAVE had a BJ dealer tell me to stop bending the cards like in the video at a double-deck game (as if I was really doing some serious damage to them). He actually called the floor to complain that I was an asshole who refused to stop bending the cards. Floor told me "this isn't a poker room, stop bending the cards". I did, but the dealer was such a prick I kept pushing his buttons and stopped tipping his dumb ass.

Actually the dealer is right.. You may not have thought you were doing anything, but poker cards are much stronger and built to be bend.. They even reuse the deck for several shifts.. Pit cards are total junk by comparison and a little bending can turn them to shit in a hurry..that's why they change the cards every four hours..

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