Thread Rating:
June 17th, 2013 at 7:38:00 AM
permalink
Don't know if this is getting played anywhere for real, but this is from the Shufflemaster sim; just thought it might give somebody a 5 Second Energy boost...lol.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
June 17th, 2013 at 7:43:41 AM
permalink
Hey, if that 261,800.00 win ain't yours, quick.... hit the change bet button and see if you can get it.
What ya' got to lose?
What ya' got to lose?
June 17th, 2013 at 8:37:41 AM
permalink
Babs, you do realize, that despite the attempts of a " benevolent dictator" to hide it, the actual name of this game is
Raise It Up, STUD ?
Raise It Up, STUD ?
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
June 17th, 2013 at 8:55:14 AM
permalink
It was in a casino near San Diego, CA for a while.
100% risk of ruin
June 17th, 2013 at 12:47:13 PM
permalink
Buzz....I hadn't read it quite like that, thanks for the laugh!
Here's a sidebar story for you....back 20 years ago, when air traffic control was fun, we were kidding around with slogans for the profession. For example, "Air Traffic Control: We haven't left one up there yet." (I always liked that one). So, at the state fair, I had them do one of those license plate frames for me. It said, "Female Air Traffic Controller: You Get It Up, I'll Guide It In". That stayed on my car less than a week; one of the female supervisors saw it there in the parking lot and filed a complaint against me. I was given the choice between removing it immediately or being charged with sexual harassment. Needless to say, I grabbed a screwdriver and headed out. Not, I have to admit, without a certain amount of whispered grumbling about killjoys....but can't deny I intended there to be an innuendo.
Political correctness is a two-edged sword.
Here's a sidebar story for you....back 20 years ago, when air traffic control was fun, we were kidding around with slogans for the profession. For example, "Air Traffic Control: We haven't left one up there yet." (I always liked that one). So, at the state fair, I had them do one of those license plate frames for me. It said, "Female Air Traffic Controller: You Get It Up, I'll Guide It In". That stayed on my car less than a week; one of the female supervisors saw it there in the parking lot and filed a complaint against me. I was given the choice between removing it immediately or being charged with sexual harassment. Needless to say, I grabbed a screwdriver and headed out. Not, I have to admit, without a certain amount of whispered grumbling about killjoys....but can't deny I intended there to be an innuendo.
Political correctness is a two-edged sword.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
June 18th, 2013 at 6:54:55 AM
permalink
Quote: beachbumbabscan't deny I intended there to be an innuendo.
At this point I think you can consider your entry at this nearly all-guy site to be a complete success, well on your way to being a universal favorite contributor !! [vbg]
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder