Don't/Do It To It

It once happened that a Clown invented a winning system. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was for real and jeered. He repeated his claim, they jeered even louder.

Nobody, not even the clown realised it was a rubbish and old joke.

Want to make the crowd stop jeering. Make them gasp? Show them your massive profit. If you cannot make them cheer, at least YOU will be comforted by your wealth.

Quote: rushdl

. . the odds are totally out of whack and I feel like Diamond Dave. I can totally play through bad variances now.

Diamond Dave is one cool ninja.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg7w3DraqIQ

Quote: OnceDear

Diamond Dave is one cool ninja.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg7w3DraqIQ

Lmao "Now don't be ninjaing anybody that don't need ninjaing"
Too funny! I can't understand half of what he says but it still gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgchm303-Hs
This was the next video on youtube, I think it is the same guy. Also really funny.

Quote: rushdl

Tonight Completed wins #2 and #3 (in a row)! Had a blast too, I've been working too hard. And another guy won a grand on my repeat 4s.
I played 2 Sessions at a pinnacle property and 1 session at a png on this cinco de mayo. +63 and +39 respectively.

Hey Rush, How's it going. I can barely believe that you've not posted for over 10 days. Are you still defying the maths?

Dear Once dear,
You looking for a fight?
Oh,you were just looking for proper follow-up info, no problem with that.
Thought for a moment I was going to have to offer to meet you on some island in the Mid-Atlantic, so I could whup your a$$. I am very relieved now, just training against a ghost wears me out and has me callin' Uncle ;-)

Quote: TwoFeathersATL

Dear Once dear,
You looking for a fight?
Oh,you were just looking for proper follow-up info, no problem with that.
Thought for a moment I was going to have to offer to meet you on some island in the Mid-Atlantic, so I could whup your a$$. I am very relieved now, just training against a ghost wears me out and has me callin' Uncle ;-)

Or as we say round here... 1 off 8? (Want a fight?)

It was a sincere request for Rush to come back here and collect the kudos which he is due?

$;o)

Quote: OnceDear

Or as we say round here... 1 off 8? (Want a fight?)

It was a sincere request for Rush to come back here and collect the kudos which he is due?

$;o)

I have deposited the requisite $0.00 in your Pay Pal acct, in Euros of course ;-)

<edit> WTF? 1 off 8? I would answer 7. Would have no idea you wanted to mix it up.
Must be a Tribal thing ;-)

I'm here, offsettin' ur greenhouse gas emissions. Win 9 and 10 in a row were tonight.

Quote: rushdl

I'm here, offsettin' ur greenhouse gas emissions. Win 9 and 10 in a row were tonight.

Craps Win #13 in a row hit tonight! Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

(DP Craps) I've eagerly but slowly (lol, no kidding) made it to the 15th consecutive win which beats my previous best of 14 wins in a row. We'll see how she goes this weekend after I give PNG and Pinnacle another shot at my BR. Visited Tropicana for the first time before the game and won $75.

I Made win number 20 in a row last night and it was a blast! Had three donters with me and we clogged up the tiny little dont pass pretty bad. Was ticking people off, so we moved a guys bet around the corner and problem solved. They won so much more than me though, due to larger, earlier bets and random bets (I would not waver from my system) . Chuck was betting large donts and then placing 6 and 8... I was shaking my head but again he prevailed last night! Maybe $350 for him. I came out with $137 in 2.5 hours. Been averaging about $50/hr but with a little more experience I can get more. I think we now have a crew too.
Cashed in a little BankRoll love and bought a Toro self propelled alum deck supermulcher. That thing literally pulls me along and cuts so nice. Good buy for $600 all day long.
The ten-x system has been deployed now a couple times so far for much larger wins than I was used to. Still keeping it simple, light and easy though running lower risk bets.
Anyway, see ya at 25, IF it happens.

I did Made it to 22 straight wins, a 2.4K profit, gave 1000 back, $1400 for 1 month. Now up to win 5 going into the weekend. Not getting greedy but I am making more. Wednesday was drunk blonde fox trying to get me upstairs at Hollywood night. She lost that bet. Just cant screw over my ole lady. Did I mention my ole lady was a trophy wife? Yeah, sure enough, just wasn't first place. It was fun though and the rest of the table was teasing me (most of us are friends through table 401, and we were at table 401) because they could hear her telling me how lucky I was going to get. "Already there" I said. Already there. Then later, I had that Liam Neeson dream, where I ended up with his daughter, (the blonde) and he wasn't having any of that. Freaked me out for a sec.

Many stories since last report where do I start? With one. The one that hurt the most comes first.
Sharyse, who is a friend of mine from the casino threw an 8 pointer on my 23 visit and busted out my grand. I said (inside) not to bet against her so I didn't... Until her 3rd point (idiot). And then I rode out the controlled failure to 7 points, and stopped betting. She got another point after that. We high fived I totally congratulated her on her best roll ever. Yeah she did know how to bet too and made upwards of $1500. Her roll lasted 45 minutes and busted out 2 or 3 other DPers by her 4th point. I "thought" I had this one, but it was capitulation night for me! No big deal I made cash money out right moved on to the next gig and kept smiling (next gig being the same table 3 days later for the win).

Have a lucky weekend!