Young Axl Rose time traveling to 2022 Fanfiction! 😀

Jimmy went to his room. Axl decided to call Mike and ask him to watch Jimmy while he visited James. He wanted to visit James but didn't want to leave Jimmy by himself.



Mike said,"Sure. I'll go home now and we'll make the switch."



Axl smiled.



He didn't tell Jimmy his plan, just let Jimmy watch TV in his room.



Soon, Mike came over and they amicably chatted and made the switch. Axl went to the hospital and went to James's room.



James looked disoriented and drunk. He was babbling incoherently. He was hopped up on multiple painkillers like Billy said.





Billy and Andy were happy that Axl was there.



Billy and Andy pointed out that James was in bad shape. James barely even knew what was going on. Axl could see that. He felt sorry for James. The Doctors were working hard on James. James slipped into a Coma.



"Nooooooooooo!" Axl cried horrified!



Billy and Andy were also horrified!



The Doctors told Andy, Billy, and Axl that they had to leave the room since they weren't James's Family.



Axl, Billy, and Andy claimed they were James's Brothers. Billy and Axl looked at each other and blushed realizing they just called each other Brothers. Andy blushed too.



Billy and Axl said that Billy, Andy, and James were Brothers. Billy and Axl said that they(Billy and Axl) weren't Brothers. Andy backed them up. The Doctors smirked knowingly, thinking about the speculation that Billy and Axl were Boyfriends.



Axl and Billy straight up told the Doctors that they were Boyfriends and begged them not to tell anyone.



The Doctors responded,"We had a deep feeling you guys were Boyfriends. We're not going to tell anyone. "



Axl and Billy thanked the Doctors and they welcomed them.



Axl, Andy, and Billy begged the Doctors to not kick them out. Axl even offered the Doctors 50 million to let them stay. Andy and Billy also offered 50 Million each to let them all stay. The Doctors were touched and told them to keep their 150 million, they'll allow them to all stay without paying 150 million. Axl, Jimmy, and Andy were relieved.



The Doctors worriedly exclaimed that they were losing James.



"Nooooooooooo!" Axl, Billy and Andy claimed in horrified unison!



Axl had a radical idea. He said,"I want you guys to use the thing that you say,"Clear!" With for James.



The Doctors said,"You mean the Defibrillator."



Axl said,"Yes, that's what I mean. James needs to be shocked awake."



The Doctors brought out the Defibrillator, that was ready but were hesitant to use the Defibrillator on James.



Axl emotionally said," James only has about 5 minutes left to live! Please Doctors, James doesn't want or deserve to die, especially at only 26! Please save him! Billy and Andy also begged The Doctors to save James's life.

Axl kept emotionally pleading for them to save James's life.



The Doctors were still hesitant to use the Defibrillator on James.



Axl emotionally said,"I'll do it, Goddamn it!" And went to the Defibrillator. The Doctors tried to stop him, but he refused to listen. He brought the Defibrillator close to James, said,"Clear!" Waited a minute for everyone else to back away from James, and then put the paddles on James, giving him the much needed shock to wake up.



James woke up.



The Doctors were amazed that this Music Manager, Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses, who was not a trained medical professional was able to shock James back to life.



James was still incoherent, but at least he was out of his Coma.



Axl smiled at James. Andy and Billy smiled too.



The Doctors seriously told Axl that using the Defibrillator on someone who was hopped up on multiple painkillers could have negative consequences, which is why they were hesitant to use the Defibrillator on James. Axl was just glad James was no longer in a Coma. He did worry about the negative consequences.



They said that they would have to monitor James VERY closely to see if the Defibrillator caused any negative consequences on James.



Axl, Billy, and Andy prayed for James to be okay. James had a mini seizure, but the Doctors were able to stabilize him.



The mini seizure was the only negative consequence that happened and was over very quickly. The Doctors were amazed that Axl saved James's life with the Defibrillator and the only negative consequence was the mini seizure that was over quickly.

Axl, Andy, and Billy were relieved that James was out of the Coma. But were worried about his incoherent babbling.



Axl sat in a chair, thinking about the mess Cake Cream became. This was not the Cake Cream he signed up for when he chose to become their Manager. He had thoughts of wanting out of this "Bakery," but knew he was tied to them.



In the hospital room, Annie 2014 was playing and Little Girls was playing. Colleen's frustrations with the Little Girls mirrored Axl's frustrations with Cake Cream. The "Get me out of here! And I'm done with Little Girls (Cake Cream) , the "I'm stuck in a cage with all these rats, and I want to tear my hair out, ""Everywhere I turn I can see them," and the "I eat sleep and breathe Little Girls (Cake Cream) spoke to Axl succinctly. Axl wanted off the Cake Cream ship. But he was stuck because of the Contract he signed to be their Manager. Cake Cream felt more of a Burden to him at this point than Assets. Billy and Andy fell asleep.



Axl called Older Axl and when Older Axl responded,"Axl cried,"I can't take it anymore! I can't do this anymore!" He was crying.



Older Axl worriedly said,"Axl, what's going on?"



Axl through a lot of hysterical tears told Older Axl his frustrations with Cake Cream. He said,"Cake Cream is driving me crazy!" He was close to a mental breakdown.



Older Axl calmly said,"You're a good Manager for Cake Cream. They love and trust you."



Axl said,"Thanks for the warm words, but I just want to leave Cake Cream and just run away!" He cried more.



Older Axl said," You know what? Why don't you take a nice couple of days and just relax? You deserve to be able to relax for a couple of days. I can take care of Cake Cream for you."



Axl was grateful at Older Axl's offer and he gratefully accepted. Older Axl welcomed him. They made plans for Older Axl to switch with Younger Axl today.



Older Axl came to the hospital while Billy and Andy were still asleep and they chatted and made the switch. Axl left the hospital, grateful Older Axl could take care of Cake Cream for him while he went on a much needed mini vacation. Axl took a LYFT to the mall and bought some clothes and other toiletries and then went to the Airport and booked a last minute flight to California and went to the Marriott and went to the front desk to make a last minute booking.



The Front Desk Clerk said, in awe, "You're Axl Rose!"



Axl blushed and admitted he was Axl Rose.



The Clerk asked, "Where is Cake Cream?"



Axl said,"I left them in Older Axl's care and fled to California."





The Front Desk Clerk smiled and said,"You wanted a little getaway just for yourself, right?"



Axl responded,"Yep. I wanted a little getaway for myself, by myself."



The Clerk smiled and booked a room for him. He graciously thanked the Clerk and was welcomed. He went to his room and settled in. He ordered Room Service and paid and ate it. He chilled, enjoying his stay at this hotel.

Axl's phone rang and it was Billy.



Billy asked ,"Why is Older Axl at the hospital with us and not you?"



Axl responded reluctantly,"I just wanted to get away by myself for a few days."



Billy said,"You just left us suddenly, didn't even say goodbye." He sounded sad.



Axl responded,"I just needed a much needed break and besides, Older Axl is with you, so technically, I'm still with you."



Billy responded,"Older Axl and us don't have the same relationship with each other as you and we do."



"Axl responded,"I was just feeling overwhelmed and stressed out."



Billy responded,"You still love us, don't you?"



Axl responded,"Are you talking about our personal relationship or my Cake Cream Brothersship in general?"



Billy responded,"I am talking about both."



Axl responded,"I still love both."



Billy responded,"Good. I love you in a relationship way and Cake Cream loves you in a Brotherish way too."





Axl smiled and he and Billy chatted for a bit.



Axl asked,"How is James?"



Billy answered, "He's a lot better. He is speaking with a lot of sense now. Speaking a lot more normal. Is a lot more aware about what's going on."



Axl felt a huge sense of relief wash over him.



"Thank God," Axl responded, relieved.



Billy was relieved too. Billy said,"The Doctors say he might be home in a couple of days.



Axl said,"That makes me happy!"



Billy responded,"I'm happy too."



Axl then had an awful thought, "James can't go home with Jimmy still being pissed off at him. He'll most likely hit him again and land him in the hospital again!"



Billy responded,"Yeah, you're right.



Axl said,"Maybe I can get Older Axl to let James live with him for a while."



Billy responded,"Older Axl's pretty busy with Guns N'Roses. I'm not so sure Older Axl will have time to have James living with him. "



Axl responded,"Hmm. Maybe if I BEG Older Axl to let James live with him, he'll see how desperate I am to have him protect James."



Billy said,"Asking Older Axl to let James live with him is a risky question."



Axl replied," If he says no, I can always let James live in a homeless Shelter," Axl said with a hail Mary offer, knowing that Billy wouldn't want James, one of his Brothers, living in a homeless Shelter.



"No!" Billy said desperately. "I don't want James living in a homeless Shelter! "



Axl smiled, knowing Billy wouldn't want James living in a homeless Shelter. His feelings were right.



Billy and Axl chatted seriously about getting Older Axl to let James live with him. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Billy who was with Older Axl asked him how he felt about letting James live with him.



Older Axl responded, "I'm not so sure it's a good idea to let James live with me when I am going to do multiple Guns N'Roses Shows. Billy had also originally said that to Axl.



Older Axl called Axl.



Axl picked up.



Older Axl said,"A little Birdie asked me if James could live with me for a while."



Axl responded,"Please? I mean, James needs to be protected from Jimmy and you're the perfect person to help him out. And besides, you agreed to watch James," Axl tried guilt tripping Older Axl.



Older Axl said,"I agreed to watch Cake Cream for a couple of days while you relaxed on a much needed break for yourself. Not have James live with me for a while." Older Axl said matter of factly.



Axl begged him,"Please? Please? Please? Please?"



Older Axl lightheartedly said," You sound like a desperate dog. I'll do it because I can see how desperate you are for me to protect James from Jimmy and because we're close Family Members."



Axl thanked Older Axl and Older Axl welcomed him. Billy wasn't listening to this conversation. Older Axl had walked away from him.



Older Axl and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Axl chilled for a couple of days by himself in his much needed break from Cake Cream.



He enjoyed his mini break from them.



James had improved even more and had been discharged from the hospital. Older Axl in the ride home told James to turn off his Location so that Jimmy couldn't trace his Location. James did. He took James to his house.



Older Axl said," I get a new Roommate for a while." He smiled, kind of like the weird looking smile Young Axl had when they had done the Demo without telling him about it.



James said, "I hope I won't be a burden to you." He looked at the ground.



Older Axl said, "It's just that I wasn't exactly expecting a new Roommate now."



James said, "Thank you for allowing me to be your Roommate for a while." Older Axl welcomed him.



Older Axl looked at him even deeper. "You really shouldn't have had sex with Allison."



James looked at the ground and acknowledged he shouldn't have had sex with Allison.



Older Axl said,"I'm going to go get ready for a Guns N'Roses Show. Please behave yourself and make yourself at home."



James smiled and Older Axl got ready for the Guns N'Roses Show. He told James goodbye and James said it back to him. He left.



Allison called James and asked about her and James budding relationship. James said,"I like you, but I can't hurt Jimmy even more than I already did by dating you. I can't date you."



Allison said,"That sucks, I like you, and you like me, but I respect your decision not to date me. Goodbye."



James repeated it too. They both hung up.



James wanted to date Allison but knew dating her would not be okay. James settled in and fell asleep.



Axl called his phone and asked how he was doing.



He responded that he just ended Allison and his budding relationship out of respect of not hurting Jimmy even more.



Axl responded,"I'm proud of you ending your budding relationship with Allison in order to not hurt Jimmy even more."



James responded,"Thank you." Axl welcomed him. Axl asked how he was physically after his hospital stay.



James responded,"I'm holding up well, just chilling in Older Axl's house. Safe from Jimmy. Luckily Older Axl is allowing me to live with him for a while.



Axl didn't know if he should tell him that James living with Older Axl was his idea and he begged Older Axl to let him live with him.



He decided not to. He didn't want to cause James to resent Older Axl or something.



James and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

Axl checked out of the California Marriott and flew back to Florida and then took a LYFT home. Andy, Billy, Mike, and Jimmy were happy to have him back home. He smiled back at them.



He unpacked and Billy and he went to Axl's room and made out passionately. Then they both took naps. Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and he woke up.



Claven Records said that Fans wanted to see them perform at the James L Knight Center again. Axl pointed out that James wasn't with them as Jimmy and James had to be separated.



Jimmy can be the sole bass guitar," Claven Records said matter of factly.



Axl reluctantly agreed.



Claven Records were satisfied. They chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl informed Cake Cream that Fans wanted to see them perform tomorrow at the James L Knight Center.



Cake Cream wanted to chill tomorrow, not perform.



Axl pointed out once again that they were working for the Fans. Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to perform tomorrow at the James L Knight Center.



Axl smiled and they practiced.



The next day, they went to the James L Knight Center for the Show. They practiced and then the Show started. Cake Cream minus James were doing the set wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. Cops came to arrest Jimmy for assaulting James at the last Cake Cream show! There was obviously a break. Jimmy and Axl had a short chat where Jimmy promised to allow the Cops to peacefully arrest him.



Axl begged the Cops to at least let Cake Cream finish their set as these Fans paid to see Cake Cream perform and he promised Jimmy would peacefully allow them to arrest him and wouldn't run away or fight them or anything like that. Jimmy agreed. The Cops said they would allow Cake Cream to finish performing. Axl and Jimmy thanked them. They were welcomed.



Cake Cream continued the show. They were really good. They did a final sendoff to wild cheering. The show was over. The Cops put handcuffs on Jimmy, who didn't resist. They put him in a Cop car. They drove him to the Police Station. Axl and the rest of Cake Cream went to the Police Station too to support Jimmy. Jimmy was booked and his Bail was $100,000 and his Court Date would be in two days. Axl paid his bail for him and he was free to go until his Court Date. Jimmy thanked Axl for paying his bail and he welcomed him. They went back home. Already Jimmy's arrest went viral. There were reports that Jimmy was kicking and screaming, fighting his arrest wildly like a rabid dog. That wasn't the case at all.



Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at this knowing that Jimmy surrendered peacefully.

Axl looked at the Contract he signed to be Cake Cream's Manager. It said he had Power Of Attorney over Cake Cream. He assumed that meant that he could act as their Lawyer. Attorney meant Lawyer, so that must mean he has the power to act as their Attorney.



He told Jimmy he could act as his Lawyer. Jimmy was like ,"Uh, Axl, you're not a Lawyer.



"You guys gave me Power Of Attorney over you guys so that means I can act like your Lawyer. Axl answered.



Cake Cream and Jimmy pointed out that Power Of Attorney did NOT mean that Axl could act as their Lawyer. They explained to him that Power Of Attorney basically meant that he was in charge of their finances and health decisions, such as if they become plagued with elderly Dementia or have serious health issues. Axl was one year younger than all of Cake Cream, so he most likely wouldn't be an eligible Power Of Attorney for them in their old age, but he could make important life decisions for them such as when he used the Defibrillator on James when James slipped into a Coma. Axl was touched that Cake Cream trusted him so much they gave him power over their health and finances. He thanked them and they welcomed him.



Axl did have a say in whether or not Cake Cream could go on the stand such as the Axl Rose vs Brian Washington Court Case. He was their Legal Representative, but not their Lawyer.



Cake Cream and Axl wondered if Axl could still act like Jimmy's Lawyer in Jimmy's case. This was a fine line since both Jimmy and James were Axl's Clients. Axl was like,"I'm pretty sure that me representing Jimmy is a conflict of interest since both Jimmy and James are my Clients. If Jimmy had hit some random dude Allison had sex with, the line to defend Jimmy would be much clearer. The fact that he hit James for having sex with Allison makes this line murky. Very murky."



Axl and Cake Cream chatted more about this. Axl still wasn't clear what to do.

Axl thought and thought. Maybe he could get Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer and he could act as Jimmy's Lawyer? Technically, Older Axl and Axl were two different People, just close Family Members.



Jimmy went to his room. Axl told Billy and Andy his thoughts and Billy asked "Axl, are you out of your mind? Asking Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer? Older Axl barely even wanted James to live with him and now you're thinking of asking him to act as James's Lawyer?



Andy said,"Do you REALLY think Older Axl would go for this?



Axl was like,"It can't hurt to ask him. Billy and Andy both shook their heads in a "Please don't do it!" Gesture.



Axl said,"I'm still going for it!"



Billy said verbally,"Baby, please don't ask Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer."



Andy said,"It's a plain bad idea. A good Manager listens to his Clients' objections and pleas." Billy backed him up



Axl's stomach churned. He understood that Andy and Billy definitely didn't want him to ask Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer.



He told them he wouldn't ask Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer."



Billy and Andy breathed sighs of relief.



Axl said maybe he could just plain hire two different Lawyers for James and Jimmy.



Billy and Andy said they thought that was better than asking Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer.



Mike came out of his room(Jimmy was still in his room) and they all chatted about this.



Mike said," Actually, letting James and Jimmy pick their OWN lawyers would be ideal."



Billy, Axl, and Andy thought Mike's suggestion was good. Mike smiled.



Jimmy came out of his room and Mike, Billy, Axl, and Andy asked him how he felt about picking his own lawyer for his upcoming court case against James.



Jimmy responded,"I'd be okay with choosing my own lawyer." Everybody smiled.



They went to a law firm and Jimmy chose his own lawyer. He paid the lawyer half upfront. He would pay him the rest after the case. His lawyer practiced the court case with him. They all chatted and then said their goodbyes and left.



They went home and ate and drank. Jimmy fell asleep and Axl called James and gave him a warning to get his own lawyer, one that was NOT the same person Jimmy had chosen for obvious reasons. Axl told him Jimmy's lawyer's name. James thanked him for his suggestions and he welcomed him.



The next day, James hired a different lawyer than Jimmy and paid him half upfront. They practiced the case.



The next day, Jimmy's court date, Mike, Axl, Jimmy Billy and Andy got ready for the court date and went to court. Jimmy's lawyer practiced the court case with him again.

Soon after, James and his lawyer came in and Jimmy glared at James. Axl thought,"Oh no," and begged Jimmy to not kick James's ass right there in the Courtroom. Everybody was wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Jimmy said,"I won't hurt James. "



Axl breathed a relieved sigh.



Court was in Session and everybody was sworn in.



Jimmy's lawyer brought up the fact that Jimmy was a good person and just temporarily lost his temper when he hit James with his Bass Guitar.



James's lawyer said,"My client is the victim of this monster named Jimmy King. James Dobson, my Client almost died in the hospital due to Jimmy attacking him like a wild animal with his Bass Guitar. Jimmy is a wild animal."



Axl was offended that James's Lawyer called Jimmy a monster and a wild animal. Jimmy wasn't a monster. Jimmy was a nice and sweet person who got screwed over by James and Allison. Even James looked offended by Jimmy being called a Monster and a wild animal. James shook his head.



James went on the stand and said,"Jimmy isn't a wild animal or a monster. Jimmy is one of the sweetest and kindest people I know. I had sex with Allison, his ex girlfriend, and shouldn't have, and he has every right to be pissed off at me."



James's Lawyer said,"Shut up, you stupid fool! We need to win this case!"



Axl was appalled at James's Lawyer calling him a stupid fool and telling him to shut up."



Mike, Billy and Andy were like,"Oh hell no!" They were also appalled by James's Lawyer.



James also looked appalled. Jimmy looked appalled too. James made a huge questionable mistake by having sex with Allison, but he did not deserve for his Lawyer to speak to him and about him so incredibly rudely.



Axl said,"Objection. You're fired for incredible rudeness and unprofessionalism to my Client." James looked grateful.



James lawyer nastily responded,"I still get paid in full for agreeing to be this stupid Idiot's lawyer!"



Axl paid him the rest of the money and told him,"Hit the bricks!" James's Lawyer said to James,"Good luck winning your case without a Lawyer, you stupid ass hole!" He smirked and left.



Jimmy did NOT like how James's Lawyer spoke to and about him at all. He'd never seen such atrocious behavior from a lawyer in real life.

But now, James was left with no lawyer.



Jimmy told Axl in private, "If he apologizes to me for having sex with Allison, I'll be willing to completely forgive him. He never did apologize to me for having sex with Allison. That's all I REALLY want."

Axl responded,"That's not an unreasonable thought and is the right thing for James to do. Allison is completely out of the picture, trust me."



Jimmy smiled at Axl and Axl smiled back.



The judge was like,"Wow. That was bad." The judge asked James if he wanted to press charges on Jimmy.



Axl telepathically begged James to not press charges on Jimmy and to just apologize to Jimmy for having sex with Allison.



James took a deep breath and said,"No. I don't want to press charges against Jimmy. I was in the wrong for having sex with Allison and shouldn't have done it."



The judge asked him if he wanted to apologize to Jimmy for having sex with Allison.



James took a deep breath and said," Jimmy, I'm sorry and I apologize for having sex with Allison."



Jimmy said," I accept your apologies. I am sorry for assaulting you."



James accepted his apologies and the judge said that there would be no charges pressed against Jimmy. Jimmy paid his lawyer the rest of the money he owed him.



Court was adjourned and Cake Cream and Axl left and went to Burger King, like old times, eating and enjoying each other's company.

Axl felt good having all five Cake Cream Members back together.



Axl smiled. Fans were like,"Hey, all five Cake Cream Members and Axl are here! They begged Cake Cream and Axl for selfies and autographs and they obliged. The Fans were happy and left.



James was particularly extra glad he ended his and Allison's budding relationship. His Brotherly Friendship with Jimmy was so worth more than Allison and his budding relationship. James couldn't believe he temporarily threw away a good brotherly friendship with Jimmy who he had known for years for a temporary fling. James told Jimmy that Allison was definitely out of the picture for him. Jimmy added she was out of the picture for him too. They smiled at each other.



Axl decided to draw up a Contract that stated that no Cake Cream Member was ever allowed to have sex with any other Cake Cream's girlfriend (James, Jimmy, and Mike who were all straight) or any Cake Cream's boyfriend (Andy and Billy who were gay). He'd also add that he and Billy wouldn't cheat on each other. He'd make this Contract when they got home. They enjoyed their time at Burger King and went home.



At home, Axl drew up the Contract, and everybody read it, understood, agreed and all 6 signed. Axl smiled. Cake Cream all smiled too.



They went on Social Media and the Court Case today already went viral.



Fans were disgusted and shocked by James's rude and unprofessional Lawyer and they laughed at Axl's "Hit the bricks," barb. They were like, "LMAO! Axl should have punched that Lawyer in the face for talking about and too James so rudely and insulting him!" Cake Cream and Axl laughed themselves. It felt good for Cake Cream and Axl to be laughing together again, back to basics.



James's Lawyer was being boycotted against and he went on the news and claimed he was suing James for this! The Judge pointed out that he had no merit in suing James as James was the victim of his unprofessional and his rudeness and James hadn't said anything to deserve to be sued. The judge pointed out that if anything, James should be the one pressing charges against his Lawyer. The Lawyer sulked, realizing the judge was right.



Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at James's lawyer's audacity. They then all laughed at the Lawyer.

Axl looked at Cake Cream and thought of how he had these 4 close Brothers and a Boyfriend who loved him dearly and how he loved them all too. Axl felt happy, the exact opposite of how he felt when he was ready to run away from Cake Cream and wanted out of the "Bakery."



They chilled until the next day and decided they wanted to go to the Youth Fair. They got ready and put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and had fun chilling at the Youth Fair.



A Fan asked Axl how he felt about Cake Cream Members. Axl responded," Andy, Mike, Jimmy, and James are like my Brothers." Andy, James, Mike and Jimmy smiled.



The Fan smirked and pointed out that he didn't say that Billy was like his Brother. Billy blushed.



Axl had a look of panic, thinking about his and Billy's relationship and said,"Stuart is my actual Brother. I wouldn't say that me and Billy are like Stuart and I, but I'd say that Jimmy, Mike, Andy, and James are like Stuart and I. Billy is my close Friend, not my Brother." Billy smiled shyly.



The Fan straight up asked Axl and Billy if they were Lovers. Axl and Billy both said ,"No," in unison. Cake Cream also said that Axl and Billy weren't dating.



The Fan smirked skeptically and asked Billy and Axl if they'd ever kissed each other.



They both said,"No," in Unison again. Cake Cream also said that Axl and Billy had never kissed each other before. The Fan had been filming this whole interaction. Axl suspiciously asked if he was filming this and the Fan said,"No," and ran off.



Billy, Axl, and the rest of Cake Cream shook their heads, knowing exactly what the Fan had just done.



Axl and Cake Cream light heartedly mentioned that this impromptu interview would most likely be going viral soon. They all laughed good naturedly. They had more fun at the Youth Fair and then went home and had pizza and soda.

Billy said he was going to go to the movies. Cake Cream and Axl said they would go with him. Billy then claimed he was going to go to the Zoo. Billy then claimed he was going to go to the mall. They all said they would go with him. Billy then said he was going to go to the Supermarket. They all said they would go with him.



Billy said,"Please! I just want to go out by myself!" He was acting like Axl kind of, LMAO! :D



They let him go out by himself. Cake Cream and Axl had a feeling that Billy was really going to go buy more Cocaine.



Billy was wearing a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet. He went to a drug dealer and bought Cocaine from him. He thanked him and was welcomed.



Billy went back home.



Cake Cream and Axl pointed out he was home awfully early. Billy shyly blushed. He went to his room and snorted Cocaine. He then took some Subutex.



He left his room and watched TV with Cake Cream and Axl.



Axl wryly sang in the tune of Mr. Brownstone,"He's been dancing with Mr. Coco. Mr. Coco's been knocking. He won't leave him alone!" Billy blushed. Cake Cream and Axl all pointed out they knew that Billy just did more Cocaine. Billy admitted it and begged them to not tell anyone else.



They were like,"We're not going to tell anyone else about your Cocaine use."



Billy breathed a sigh of relief and thanked them and Cake Cream and Axl welcomed him.



Axl asked,"Did you at least take your Subutex?"



Billy responded,"Yes," I did.



Axl smiled and replied,"At least you're being responsible." Cake Cream smiled too.



They all reminded Billy to only do Cocaine in the house. Billy said,"I know." They all smiled. They continued to watch TV. Billy fell asleep on Axl's lap.



Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and told them that Fans wanted to see them perform at James L Knight Center in two days. They chatted a bit and then said their goodbyes.



Axl told them that Claven Records said Fans wanted to see them perform at James L Knight Center in two days. Cake Cream really didn't want to perform in two days, but Axl once again pointed out they were working for the Fans. They reluctantly agreed to do another James L Knight Center performance. They watched more TV. Billy woke up and they told Billy about yet another James L Knight Center performance in two days. Billy groaned reluctantly but the rest of Cake Cream said,"We're working for the Fans, remember that " Axl smiled. They were repeating his Fan Mantra. They chilled and practiced for two days and then it was time for the show.



They got ready and put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center and practiced again and then the Show started. They performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers Fans were thrilled to have James and Jimmy playing Lead Guitar and Bass Guitar again, amicably close to each other like the good old times. The tension that was present the last time they played together seemed to have been water under the bridge. They sounded really good together. Two great Guitar Gods playing amicably next to each other. In fact, all of Cake Cream did a phenomenal jobs Fans cheered wildly. The show was beyond great.



It was time for the Final Sendoff and everybody was happy, particularly James and Jimmy were happy. The budding Civil War between them ended. The Sendoff was great and the Fans cheered wildly and the Show was over. They went home.

Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and told them that the Fans wanted another show at the James L Knight Center tomorrow.



Axl groaned reluctantly and told Claven Records to hold on. They did.



He told Cake Cream that Claven Records said that the Fans wanted another show at the James L Knight Center tomorrow and the day after that.



Cake Cream groaned reluctantly. They really didn't want to do another show tomorrow and the day after that. Axl said,"We're working for the Fans, remember that."



Cake Cream once again decided to do the show tomorrow and the day after that. Axl smiled and told Claven Records that Cake Cream would do those shows. Claven Records were happy. They chatted and then soon said goodbye and hung up.



Cake Cream practiced for the two shows, ate, and slept.



The next day, it was time to get ready for the James L Knight Center Show again. Billy was having a hard time getting up. He was awake, he just didn't want to get out of bed. Cake Cream and Axl were like, "Billy, it's time to get ready for the show," and Billy was lethargic and was like,"Start the show without me. I'll meet up with you guys later."



Cake Cream and Axl were like, "Starting the show without your amazing drumming is risky." Billy was like,"Yeah, whatever", and didn't want to get out of bed. He was like,"I'm coming later." Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Okay," reluctantly and went to the James L Knight Center without Billy.



They started the show (They had on Bulletproof vest and motorcycle helmets) and Fans were immediately like,"Where the hell is Billy?"



Axl addressed the elephant in the room and said,"We are down our Drummer, he is feeling a little sick now, but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun with our lead guitar, bass guitar, Singer, and keyboardist!" The Fans were like,"Okay." Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike performed for about an hour, and sounded good but Billy's awesome drumming was missing.



Billy showed up about an hour into the set, clearly looking off. He was stumbling, sweating, jittery, looking very feverish, and played the Drums sloppily and lazily. Fans were like,"What the hell, Billy?" Cake Cream and Axl were also like,"What the hell, Billy?"



Billy had a glassy look in his eyes and his eyes were dilated . He was slurring his words. Axl said,"Stop the show for a much needed break!" The show stopped for the much needed break. Axl asked the James L Knight Staff for a rapid Covid test package, a blood pressure machine, and a thermometer. They gave Axl a Covid test, a blood pressure machine, and a thermometer.



Axl said to Billy,"Come here." Billy obediently came to Axl. Axl said,"I'm going to test your blood pressure. Billy obediently let Axl test his blood pressure. Axl was like, "160 over 100. This seems really high. This can't be good. I'm going to need you to remove your motorcycle helmet so I can test you for Covid and check your temperature. " Billy was like,"Okay." He removed his motorcycle helmet. Axl tested Billy's forehead and was like,"You've got a fever of 102. This is not a good sign. High blood pressure, high fever, I don't like the looks of this." He then used the Covid test on Billy. Billy put on his motorcycle helmet after the Covid test. Axl waited a couple of minutes and was like,"Your Covid Test says that you tested positive for Covid.



I can't believe you did Covid and Came here. Axl quickly corrected himself and said,"I can't believe you got Covid and then came here. You showed up here hopped up on Covid, high blood pressure, and a high fever.. I'm so disappointed that you came here on Covid, a high fever and high blood pressure. We'll talk about this later.



You really shouldn't be on stage right now in your condition. Go home and get some rest." You'll be healthy tomorrow and back tomorrow for the next show." In a lower voice, Axl asked Billy if he took his Subutex. Billy replied, "I forgot."

Axl shook his head. Go home and take the Subutex please." In a louder voice (So that the audience could hear, he told Billy,"Please go home and take your medicine that starts with an S and feel better."

Billy nodded and left. Axl said, "The show can resume." The Show resumed without Billy. Cake Cream and Axl knew exactly what happened. Billy had done Cocaine at home and then showed up to the Show under the influence of Cocaine. Axl had used "Covid," as shorthand for "Cocaine." They didn't want to tell their Fans that Billy had done Cocaine in the house and then come to the show hopped up on it.



The final Sendoff happened and it was kind of weird without Billy, but Fans still cheered wildly. The show was soon over.

After the show, they were approached by Medical Staff.



The Medical Staff were like,"Care to get tested for Covid?" They had brought 5 Rapid Covid Tests.



Axl, Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike tried to run, but Cops came and told them they'd all be arrested if they refused the tests. The Cops pointed out that since Billy tested positive for Covid, all 5 of them needed to be tested for Covid since they all were in close contact with Billy. Actually, Billy had tested NEGATIVE for Covid when Axl had tested him, he didn't have Covid, Axl just lied to keep Billy's Cocaine addiction a secret.



Axl said with a lot of serious authority,"I want it put in writing that these tests are against our will and we were told if we do not take the tests we will be arrested. I want all results to be strictly confidential and also put in writing that the results are to be strictly confidential. I want it clear that we will NOT be arrested after doing these tests. I will draw up the Contract myself and everyone will read it, understand it, to agree, and sign this legally binding Contract."



Cake Cream was impressed by how quickly Axl put on his authoritative Manager hat. They agreed with what he was saying.



The Medical Staff and police agreed to Axl's demands, uh, negotiations and Axl drew up the Contract very succinctly and thoroughly, making absolutely no mistakes. He made it clear that there was no technical loopholes in this Contract. Everyone read, understood, agreed and signed. Everyone got their own copies of this impromptu Contract.



The Medical Staff did the rapid Covid Tests on everyone and they all tested NEGATIVE for Covid.



They were free to leave and smirked and went home.

At home, Axl went to check on Billy. Billy was peacefully sleeping. He'd talk to Billy about showing up high on Cocaine tomorrow.



Cake Cream also went to check on Billy and saw him peacefully sleeping. They all decided to let him keep peacefully sleeping.



They all soon went to bed themselves.



The next morning, they all woke up. They ate and got ready for the day. Axl looked at Billy intently. Billy blushed, knowing Axl was about to really let him have it for showing up to Cake Cream show yesterday high on Cocaine. And Billy was right.



Axl said,"Billy, how dare you show up to Cake Cream Show high on Cocaine? You had the audacious nerve to do that.



Billy looked at the ground. "You only told me to do Cocaine in the house. You said nothing about not showing up to Cake Cream Show after doing Cocaine."



Axl was like,"Don't use my own loophole against me."



Billy was like,"Okay. I feel better than yesterday and can perform normally today.



Axl said,"You do look much healthier than yesterday and are speaking a lot better today. Can't wait for you to do your amazing drumming today, not that sloppy and lazy drumming you did yesterday.



Billy blushed shyly.



Axl added tenderly,"I love you."



Billy responded,"I love you too."



They kissed for a little while and Cake Cream all practiced for today's Show. It was soon time for the James L Knight Center show today. They soon left for the show. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



They went to the James L Knight Center and practiced some more and the Show started. Billy was acting really normal and looked normal and was playing normally.



Cops had shown up to make sure Billy wasn't under the influence after what had happened yesterday.



Axl once again had to stop the show for a break to show that Billy wasn't under the influence.



The Cops said they wanted to test if Billy was under the influence.



Axl said,"I'm Cake Cream's Legal Representative and I have the authority to act as their Authority Figure. I can test if Billy is under the influence."



The Cops allowed Axl to test if Billy was under the influence.



Axl told Billy to come to him again and Billy obediently did.



Axl said,"Billy, I'm going to give you a kind of field sobriety test to test if you are under the influence. I will also be asking you some knowledge questions. Do not start until I tell you to. Do you understand and agree?



Billy understood and agreed.







The Audience was like,"I hope Billy passes his field sobriety tests."



Axl, Cake Cream and Billy all smiled.

Axl said," You may start the test." Billy nodded.

Axl said,"I want you to stand on one leg for 30 seconds." Billy stood on one leg for 30 seconds.



Axl said,"Good. I need you stand on the other leg for another 30 seconds." Billy stood on the other leg for 30 seconds." Axl said,"Good."



Axl said,"I'm going to need you to count from 1-10 backwards. " Billy said,"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. " There were nervous chatterings.



Axl said,"You counted from 1-10 perfectly the normal way. You must have not heard the word backwards. I'm going to need you to count from 1-10 BACKWARDS.



Billy said,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1."



Axl said,"Good."



Axl said,"Billy, I'm going to need you to follow my finger." Axl moved his finger from left to right and then right to left. He put his finger up, and then put it down. Billy followed his finger perfectly.



Axl said,"Good."



Axl said,"You are in the middle of the stage now. I'm going to need you to walk to the left of stage without stumbling and then turn and go back to the middle of the stage without stumbling. "Billy walked back to the left of the stage, turned, and went back to the middle of the stage without stumbling.



Axl said,"Good."



Axl asked,"What is the name of the City and State you live in?"



Billy responded,"Miami, Florida."



Axl responded,"Good."



Axl said, "I'm going to need you to say the Alphabet in the exact order."



Billy said,"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz."

Axl said,"Good."



Axl asked,"What is your full name and age?"



Billy responded," William Anderson Parks. I am 26."



Axl was like,"Good."



Axl was like,"I'm done with my field sobriety test of Billy. Billy passed all of the tests. He is not under the influence."



The Cops were like,"Billy passed all your questions with flying colors, but here is a VERY important test to check if Billy is TRULY not under the influence."



They pulled out a breathalyzer and told Billy to breathe into it. They sanitized the Breathalyzer.



Axl asked the Cops if he could administer the Breathalyzer test.



The Cops were like,"Sure." They handed him the Breathalyzer.



Axl told Billy to blow into the Breathalyzer and Billy obediently did. Billy's Breathalyzer was a 0.0.



Axl showed the Breathalyzer Results to everyone, including the audience. The Audience cheered.



To Billy, Axl said lightheartedly," You passed your Breathalyzer test with a Zero. Just like the Song by The Fixx,"Saved By Zero." Although that technically doesn't apply since you passed all of the tests anyways even before the Breathalyzer. It only helps your case that you also passed the Breathalyzer test with a Zero."



He pretended to talk into a walkie talkie. "Suspect's eyes are clear and not bloodshot, he is not slurring his words, he has passed all field sobriety tests and knowledge questions and passed the Breathalyzer with a 0.0 blood alcohol reading."



Everyone was amused, even the Cops.



Billy smiled. The Audience cheered at Billy passing all of the tests. Cake Cream and Axl also cheered. Billy smiled even more. The Cops were satisfied. Axl gave them back the Breathalyzer. The Cops left.



The Show resumed and it was a really good show. Fans cheered wildly and the final sendoff happened and the Fans cheered even more wildly. The show was over.

They went home. Already the Cake Cream show from today went viral. Fans were happy Billy passed all his tests but were confused and suspicious that Billy had already been back on stage the day after testing positive for Covid. They pointed out he should have come back about a week later, not the next day. They were like,"Since when does Covid have a one day sickness? Covid usually lasts at least 3 days, not one day People who test positive for Covid are supposed to quarantine for about a week.". "Cake Cream and Axl blushed knowing that Axl straight up lied about Billy having Covid.



They chilled until the next day. The next day, Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and asked if Billy had really tested positive for Covid.



Axl said,"Billy tested negative for Covid. I lied when I claimed he tested positive for Covid."



Claven Records asked,"Why did you lie about Billy testing positive for Covid?"



Axl said, "I plead the fifth."



Claven Records straight up said,"Billy looked and acted sick that day. If he didn't and doesn't have Covid, why did he look and act so sick that day?"



Axl responded, "I plead the fifth," again.



Claven Records asked,"Is Billy a drug addict?"



Axl responded," Billy isn't on drugs." Technically, Axl was telling the truth. Billy was only on one drug, not drugs. Technical Loophole. "



"Maybe we should call Billy and get to the bottom of this," Claven Records said.



Noooooo!" Axl said, having a look of panic on his face.



Claven Records were like,"If there's something going on with Billy, we deserve to know."



Axl took a deep breath and said,'?"Okay, okay, Billy had a one day Flu that day!"



Claven Records were skeptical. Usually the Flu lasts a few days, not just one day."



Axl said,"Billy has a super strong immune system."



Claven Records were like," We're skeptical, but we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and drop this. Glad Billy is back to healthy. "



Axl thanked them and was welcomed.



They chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Social Media was still showing a lot of skepticism about Billy having a one day Covid bout. Axl responded on his Facebook page that Billy had a really strong immune system which is why he was healthy the very next day and only had a one day Covid bout. All of Cake Cream said the same on their Facebook pages. Fans were still skeptical but like Claven Records, decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and drop it.

They got ready for bed and slept. The next day, Cake Cream and Axl had another show at the James L Knight Center. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. The show was really good.



After the show, Axl and Billy told Cake Cream they wanted their privacy for a while. Cake Cream smirked knowingly and let them have their privacy and they thanked them and were welcomed. Billy and Axl went to a secluded corner, took off their motorcycle helmets and shared a long, sensual kiss. Axl had his hand lightly touching Billy's neck. Billy had his arm around Axl's waist. Both of their eyes were closed, enjoying each other and their kiss. They kissed for a while, really getting into this wonderful kiss. They then broke apart and smiled at each other. They left the Venue and went home.



Unbeknownst to them, a Fan had filmed this kiss and put it on Social Media. The kiss video went viral on Social Media.



"No! Cake Cream and Axl said in unison again.



Axl and Billy blushed. Their secret was out.



Fans were like,"I knew Billy and Axl were Boyfriends. They should have just admitted it."



Axl said to Billy,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Billy blushed and laughed.



Other Fans added that Axl might have kept he and Billy's relationship a secret since in 1987, a dude dating another dude was highly taboo. Fans added that in 2022, Society was more open with same sex relationships and Axl and Billy dating really wasn't all that taboo.



Axl and Billy blushed more. Everyone got ready for bed and slept



The next day, Claven Records called Axl and Billy and told them their relationship secret was out. Billy and Axl told them they already knew.



Claven Records told them that them dating each other was okay and they had lots of Gay and Bisexual Fans who would accept and support their relationship. .

Billy and Axl blushed and thanked them and they were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.





Cake Cream and Axl decided to have a fun day and went to the mall. They were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl asked Billy and Axl if the viral video of them kissing was real.



Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike told them softly to just come out of the closet and admit that the viral video of them kissing was true.



Axl and Billy took deep breaths and held hands and admitted that the viral video of them kissing was true and they were Boyfriends.



The Fans smiled and said,"Thanks for clarifying. We had feelings you guys were lovers and now our feelings have been confirmed. Billy and Axl smiled back. The Fans asked for Cake Cream and Axl for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged their Fans. They were all smiling.



The Fans, Cake Cream and Axl all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes. The Fans walked away. Axl and Billy felt relieved, as if a huge weight had been lifted off of their shoulders. Andy said to Axl,"Welcome To The out of the closet Gay Life." Axl and Billy blushed. He told Andy that he was actually Bisexual, but in love with Billy. Billy asked,"Are you going to cheat on me with Women?"



Axl said,"No, I'm committed to our relationship. I love you and won't jeopardize our relationship by cheating on you. I promise."



Billy promised to not cheat on him either as he loved him too.



All of Cake Cream smiled. Cake Cream and Axl hung out, ate and drank in the food court and went home.

They got ready for bed and slept. The next day, they woke up, ate and got ready for the day. They didn't have any shows for today, so they were able to chill for today. But in a twist of fate..... Claven Records called them and told them that Woodstock 2022 Three Day Festival was underway for the day after tomorrow and Cake Cream were invited to be a part of it.

Axl suggested to Cake Cream that they perform on the first day because the first day is when everyone is in happy moods, but the second and third day, People get pissed, tired, crazy, etc.



Axl also pointed out that if things got horrifically bad like Woodstock 1999, at least Cake Cream would be out of the line of danger if they performed the first day(The safe day) and bolted. They would be safe from suspicion if they weren't there if things went bad



Cake Cream agreed with Axl's thoughts.



Cake Cream and Axl contributed 18 Million(3 million each) to Woodstock 2022. They wanted to prevent the horrific tragedy of Woodstock 1999. They provided for free water, free food, fire extinguishers, free clothes, air conditioners, etc.



Cake Cream and Axl practiced for Woodstock 2022.



Two days later it was time for Woodstock 2022. Cake Cream and Axl went to the Woodstock 2022 Venue wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers.



Cake Cream was really good and Fans were cheering wildly. They did the final sendoff to wild cheering and then left.



Axl was proud that his Protege, Mentorees, and Clients performed at Woodstock 2022. They all left and went to a Restaurant and had a nice steak dinner and paid and left. They went home.



The Cake Cream Woodstock performance was already going viral and Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were proud. They chatted for a while and got ready for bed and slept.

The next day, they woke up and are and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Fans wondered if Older Axl was Gay since Young Axl was dating Billy.



Axl responded on Facebook, "Older Axl and I are two different People technically. Older Axl is Straight and I am Bisexual."



Fans were like,"Okay, that makes sense."



Cake Cream and Axl soon went on YouTube and the impromptu interview that Fan did with them was on YouTube. It was viral.



Fans pointed out Axl's look of panic when he was asked if Billy was like his Brother was a huge sign that Billy was his Boyfriend. And the fact that Axl said Billy was his close Friend was also a sign that Billy was his Boyfriend.



Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They knew that the Fan was filming and was going to put it on YouTube and it was going to go viral on YouTube.



Fans posted they had a feeling that Billy and Axl were Boyfriends when that video of them blushing at each other when Secret Lovers by Atlantic Starr played in the Supermarket.



Fans asked if Billy and Axl were going to make out openly in Cake Cream Shows and openly in public now that their relationship was out in the open.



Cake Cream and Axl didn't know if Billy and Axl should make out publicly and at Cake Cream shows even with their relationship being out in the open.



They watched TV and Court TV was airing the John Wilson Court Case and Cake Cream and Axl watched the part where John Wilson straight up called Axl Billy's Boyfriend before Billy and Axl even dated.



Cake Cream and Axl mentioned how ironic it was that John Wilson predicted Billy and Axl being Boyfriends. At the time Billy and Axl straight up ignored John calling Axl Billy's Boyfriend.



Billy and Axl stared at each other lovingly. They were so glad they were dating. But they did find it weird that Axl's shooter and the man who intended to kill Billy predicted them dating. Cake Cream found this weird too.



Axl's multiple gunshot wounds had all healed up nicely, thank God. And Billy had coped very nicely about the trauma over John trying to Murder him.



On YouTube, Fans mentioned Axl purposely taking multiple gunshots for Billy. They mentioned him saving Billy's life.



Axl responded on YouTube,"I didn't purposely take multiple gunshots for Billy. I pushed him out of the way and got shot multiple times instead. I'm glad Billy wasn't shot. In a better scenario, NONE of us would have gotten shot multiple times. "



His post got 200 likes.



Billy said to Axl,"Thank you for pushing me out of harm's way when John aimed at me."



Axl responded with a smile,"You're welcome."



They watched MTV and the Second Woodstock day was underway. People were having fun and Axl and Cake Cream's 18 Million helped a lot. It was not the tragedy so far that Woodstock 1999 was.



But then a rattlesnake came into Woodstock and began biting People! Oh no. Luckily, the 18 Million that Axl and Cake Cream donated provided emergency medical supplies and staff and the bitten People were quickly given medical attention. The rattlesnake was killed and the Woodstock show went on. Woodstock Staff and Woodstock Fans were thanking Cake Cream and Axl for those Donated 18 Million.



Cake Cream and Axl were happy.

The third Woodstock day, Wild Water performed and they had the bright idea, well, wet idea to pour water on the hot Fans. Fans as in people, not fans the cooling item. A strong breeze happened to put some of the water on the equipment and malfunctioned the equipment. Wild Water got some shocks and medical staff took care of them. None of the Fans were hurt, thank God.



Once again, Cake Cream and Axl were thanked for their 18 Million providing lots of Medical Staff.



Woodstock despite the rattlesnake biting People and Wild Water causing equipment to malfunction by deciding to put water on the hot Fans was a huge success largely in part to Cake Cream and Axl's 18 Million. They were heavily praised for their 18 Million. Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other and smiled.



They chilled until the next day. The next day, Axl decided to book Cake Cream for the Olympic Stadium in Canada. Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing there due to a Riot that happened when they didn't show up a long time ago, but Axl reasoned to himself that this would be Cake Cream performing in the Olympic Stadium Concert, not Cake Cream. He told Cake Cream his thoughts and Cake Cream pointed out that Guns N'Roses was banned from performing there.



Axl said,"Guns N'Roses is banned from performing there, but not Cake Cream. Sure you are the New Guns N'Roses, but you are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole. "He was smiling.



Cake Cream agreed with Axl's thoughts and Axl called the Olympic Stadium to book Cake Cream there.



The Manager said,"Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing at the Olympic Stadium."



Axl said,"Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, but they are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole."



The Manager hesitantly agreed to book Cake Cream. He said,"Make sure Cake Cream actually finishes the set. "



Axl smiled and said,"Yes."



The Manager said,"Okay." He gave a booking for three days from now. Axl thanked him and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl told Cake Cream the good news and they were excited. The tickets for the Cake Cream at Olympic Stadium was in a frenzy soon. Lots of Cakers wanted to see them perform.



Cake Cream and Axl chilled, practiced, bought rushed plane tickets and Canada hotel bookings. The couple of days passed in a blur.





The day before the Olympic Stadium Concert, Axl and Cake Cream went to Miami International Airport wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and got processed and went on Air Canada first class and had a luxurious first class experience again.



They landed in Montreal International Airport and took a LYFT to the Marriott Hotel in Montreal.



Billy and Axl had a room and James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy each had their own rooms. They settled in and relaxed. They ordered Room Service and practiced for the Olympic Stadium Concert show tomorrow. They had fun and showered and went to sleep.





The next day, they woke up, ate, showered, got ready for the day, put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets, practiced more,left, ordered a Lyft, did sightseeing and had more fun and went to the Olympic Stadium Concert and they were really good. 100,000 Cakers came from all over the world to see Cake Cream! Axl and Cake Cream were proud. They started performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and were really good.



The Olympic Stadium manager came out in the set and asked Axl to apologize for the early leaving show that got Guns N'Roses permanently banned from the Olympic Stadium a long time ago.



Axl responded,"I would be apologizing for something I personally haven't done in my timeline yet and don't personally remember."



Cakers begun chanting,"Apologize, Axl!" The Manager nodded and even Cake Cream was like,"You really should apologize, Axl".



Axl took a deep breath and said,"I apologize for the early leaving show that Guns N'Roses did in the Olympic Stadium a long time ago."



There was loud applause and the Manager was happy. He told Cake Cream and Axl that the ban against Guns N'Roses was now lifted. Axl, Cakers, and Cake Cream were all happy, but Axl asked to get that in writing. The Manager drew up a Contract and Axl read, understood, agreed and he and the Manager both signed. Cake Cream signed as Witnesses. The matter was settled and the ban against Guns N'Roses was lifted. Cakers cheered wildly. Cake Cream, Axl, and the Manager were happy too. The show resumed. They were really good.



The final sendoff happened to wild cheering and the Show was over. Cake Cream and Axl were really happy.

They took a LYFT back to their hotel and had fun, ate, and chilled. They showered and got ready for bed and slept.



The next day, they woke up, ate, showered got ready for the day and checked out and left. They took a LYFT to Montreal International Airport and got processed at the Airport and got on the plane back to Miami International Airport. They had a luxurious first class experience again.



At Miami International Airport, they took a LYFT back home. At home, they took long naps. When they woke up, they watched the News and Wild Water had been arrested for throwing water on random People on the streets. Wild Water resisted arrest and had been wildly attacking Police.



Social Media wondered if Wild Water were the New Guns N'Roses. They pointed out that Wild Water were behaving reckless like young Guns N'Roses.



Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.



Axl shook his head. "Guns N'Roses didn't go around throwing water on random People. Nor did we wildly attack police. Wild Water is much wilder than we ever were."



A Social Media post said something like,"No, Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, not Wild Water."



Cake Cream and Axl smiled.



Wild Water Members had their mugshots taken and they all had remorseless,"I don't give a fuc sneers," on their faces and each even had double middle fingers sticking up.



Axl looked up his own mugshot from 1980 and showed it to Cake Cream and said,"Look at how scared I look in my mugshot." There's a huge difference between the remorseless sneers all of Wild Water is doing and the scared face I have on my 1980 mugshot." Cake Cream pointed out he had a valid point. Axl smiled.



Cake Cream and Axl chatted for a while, chilling and watching more TV.



Wild Water's bail was set at $5,000 each. There were 6 Wild Water Members. Axl and Cake Cream were confused. How was the collective bail($30,000) for Wild Water $10,000 LESS than Axl's $40,000 bail? Axl punched Brian Washington in his face and broke his camera after Brian harassed and stalked him. Wild Water was throwing water on random People on the street and wildly attacked police while resisting arrest!



Cake Cream were like, "Maybe it's because you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water got arrested the same day?"



Axl was like,"That could be a valid point."



The News said that Wild Water's Court Date would be tomorrow.



Cake Cream and Axl all shook their heads at the fact that Axl would have rot in jail for three days before his Court Date had it not been for the Go Fund Me, yet Wild Water's Court Date is TOMORROW. WOW.



Cake Cream was like,"Once again, you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water was arrested the same day. That has to be a factor."



Axl was like,"You guys hid me for those couple of days!" He childishly stuck out his tongue.



Cake Cream was like,"And you accepted!" They all stuck their tongues out back at him.



They all laughed. They all were glad they could just sit back and play with each other like this.



They relaxed more and then got ready for bed and slept.



The next day, they watched Wild Water's Court Date. Wild Water looked very remorseless, cussing out the judge. Their Lawyers feebly tried to defend them, claiming they were good people who just lost their ways.



The judge wasn't having it and sentenced them to a month behind bars. They flipped off the judge as they were escorted out of the Courtroom.

Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at the audacity of Wild Water's actions.



Axl said, "How dare people compare Young Guns N'Roses to Wild Water? The audacious nerve!" Cake Cream laughed.



On Social Media, Cake Cream and Axl Critics were ragging and dragging Cake Cream for having Wild Water be their Opening Act.



Cake Cream and Axl responded,"Wild Water opened up for us at only ONE show! And we had no idea they were these rebellious, remorseless hellshaits!"



The Critics were like,"Okay, you guys have solid points."



Axl and Cake Cream soon got off of Social Media. They ordered no contact pizza and soda and ate and drank.

Axl looked at Wild Water's shows they had done and he realized that Wild Water was actually the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. Cake Cream sounded much better than Guns N'Roses, so they definitely weren't the New Guns N'Roses. Wild Water definitely did sound like Guns N'Roses, and even had the reckless attitude Guns N'Roses had when they were younger. Cake Cream was as good as gold. Cake Cream were nice boys. Also, Mike, the Singer of Cake Cream really didn't sound all that like Axl, he had his own signature style, and but was definitely not the "Front and center," Front Man that Axl was for Guns N'Roses. Jimmy and James, the Guitarists, had more stage presence than Mike did.



But with Wild Water, Sam,the Singer had the in your face, reckless, front man that Young Axl had in the 80's. Wild Water all had that reckless in your face vibe.



Axl was torn. Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. What should he do? He'd look like a douchebag dropping Cake Cream for Wild Water. And like a backstabber.



Axl had a great idea. Maybe he could call Older Axl to be Wild Water's Manager and he could remain Cake Cream's Manager.



Axl called Older Axl and said," Axl, I/we made a huge mistake. Cake Cream is not the new Guns N'Roses. It's Wild Water."



Older Axl said,"I also think that Wild Water sounds much more like us than Cake Cream des and Wild Water has the attitude which Cake Cream doesn't have."



Axl was like,"Good, we're on the same page that Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, and Cake Cream is not."



Older Axl responded,"So, what do you want to do? Leave Cake Cream for Wild Water?" That will make you look really bad."



Axl responded,"I know. Would you like to be Wild Water's Manager and I remain Cake Cream's Manager?"



Older Axl replied with a sigh,"Axl, you're asking a lot out of me. First, I watched Cake Cream for you, then I let James live with me for a couple of days, and now you're asking me to be Wild Water's Manager."



Axl responded, "Okay, fine, let the actual New Guns N'Roses go fall by the wayside before they even really get started." Axl said, sneakily.



Older Axl responded with a sigh,"Okay, fine, I agree to be Wild Water's Manager."



Axl smiled and thanked him.



Older Axl welcomed him.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Older Axl called Slash and asked him if he thought that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses.



Slash responded, "Yep, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses."



Older Axl said,"How do you feel about me managing Wild Water?"



Slash responded, "Uh, Wild Water is wild as hell. They're reckless!"



Older Axl responded wryly,"So were we when we were in our 20's. "



Slash responded,"But we weren't THAT reckless and wild!"



Older Axl to responded,"Good point, but maybe we can put Wild Water under our wings and get them to rein in their very reckless and wild nature while getting them to become huge successful Superstars like Cake Cream is. "



Slash responded,"You have good points "



Older Axl smiled and thanked him. Slash agreed that Older Axl should become Wild Water's Manager.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Older Axl went down to the local jail cell and decided to bail out Wild Water. He went to visit Wild Water in jail. He took paper and pen with him.



He told the Guard he wanted to pay Wild Water's bail. The Guard looked at him curiously.



Older Axl responded,"I'm W. Axl Rose and I definitely can afford and want to pay Wild Water's bail.



The Guard said,"You sure? Wild Water is very wild."



Older Axl responded, "I'm sure."



The Guard said,"Okay." Older Axl paid Wild Water's bail, and Older Axl was allowed to go to their jail cell. He went to their jail cell and chatted with them.



He told them that he wanted to be their Manager and they were like,"Oh my God, you're W. Axl Rose!" They were starstruck.



Older Axl smiled and told them they were the New Guns N'Roses and if they signed Contracts and let him be their Manager, he could make them very successful.



They agreed. He drew up some Contracts that stated he was their Manager and they agreed to stop being so wild and reckless, i.e, stop attacking Police and assaulting People in general. They nodded. A passing Guard was asked by Older Axl if he could be a Witness and he agreed. Wild Water read, understood, and all signed. Older Axl agreed and the Guard signed as Witness. Wild Water was soon released. Wild Water and W(Older Axl) decided to go to Claven Records and see if Claven Records wanted to sign Wild Water.



Claven Records was hesitant, but W claimed that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses."



Claven Records said,"We thought it was general knowledge that Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses."



W shook his head and said,"No, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream."



Claven Records were like,"But Wild Water is wild and reckless!"



Wild Water and W promised that Wild Water agreed to scale back their wild and reckless nature a lot.



Claven Records tentatively agreed to sign Wild Water up. W, Wild Water, read, understood, and signed the Contracts. Wild Water was officially signed to Claven Records! Claven Records, W, and Wild Water all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and W and Wild Water left.

W called Axl and said,"The deal is done. Wild Water is now signed to Claven Records and I am their Manager."



Axl responded with a smile,"That's wonderful news!"



W smiled and said,"Thank you."



Axl welcomed him.



W then thought of the fact that he would be very busy doing Guns N'Roses Show and being Wild Water's Manager.



Axl said,"You were lead singer of AC/DC and Guns N'Roses the very same year in 2016. You can do this."



W responded,"I'm not so sure. " He had doubts.



Axl thought of something off the top of his head. Axl said,"Why not combine Guns N'Roses and Wild Water? Wild Water is the New Guns Roses, so why not just bring Wild Water into the Guns N'Roses Family? Why not try something like,"Wild Guns?"



W responded,"That's not too bad of an idea."



Axl thanked him and was welcomed.



W said," Axl, you really do have great ideas."



Axl responded with a playful laugh,"Stop flattering yourself. But, thank you."



W responded back with a laugh. W responded,"I'm really glad you showed up in 2022."



Axl responded,"I'm glad I showed up in 2022 too."



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl admitted to Cake Cream that there were new Claven Records Brothers who were around their ages .



Cake Cream said,"Who are our new Claven Records Brothers?



Axl said,"Let's just say, Amy, my Sister loves Wet And Wild makeup."



Cake Cream were like,"Wet And Wild makeup? Are Wild Water our new Claven Records Brothers?"



Axl said,"Yes."



Cake Cream asked,"Who is Wild Water's Manager?"



Axl responded someone who is like my Older Brother. Though, actually, he'd be more like my Father than my Older Brother."



Cake Cream asked,"Is Older Axl Wild Water's Manager?"



Axl responded,"Yes."



Cake Cream were like,"Why would Older Axl want to Manage Wild Water? They're wild and reckless!"



Axl responded," They can have their wild recklessness reined in by Older Axl and the rest of Guns N'Roses. It'll be fun to have 6 new Brothers.



Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to accept the fact that Wild Water were now their Musical Brothers.



Axl smiled.



Meanwhile, Older Axl booked Wild Water for the next Guns N'Roses Show that night.

W called Cake Cream and Axl and invited them to go to the Wild Guns Show.



Axl and Cake Cream were delighted to go. W got them 6 Free Wild Guns tickets. Axl and Cake Cream got ready for Wild Guns. They chilled and then got ready for the show. They wear wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



They went to the Venue and W gave them their tickets, they were excited and he had made all of Wild Guns wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests.



Wild Guns practiced and they sounded good. It was time for the Show. Cake Cream and Axl sat in the front row. Wild Guns performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and they were really good. Wild Water sounded really aggressive and passionate and Guns N'Roses was calm and chill. The perfect balance. Fans of both Wild Water and Guns N'Roses were delighted to see them perform as one Supergroup..



Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed the Show too. The Final Sendoff happened to wild(no pun intended, ;) cheering and then the Show was over.



After the Show, Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl all went to dinner and had a great dinner. Axl did a toast to the New Claven Family Members and was toasted back. Axl couldn't believe in a good way that Wild Water was now part of Guns N'Roses. Funny how life turned out. Fans asked everybody for Selfies and Autographs and everybody obliged. The Fans were happy and thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans went back to their own tables.



After eating, Cake Cream and Axl went home.



Already the Wild Guns Show was going viral. Fans were like, That Wild Guns Show was great. We now have two new bands we can jam too, Wild Guns and Cake Cream. "



Cake Cream and Axl blushed happily.



Other Fans were like,"Axl Rose is managing Cake Cream and W. Axl Rose is managing Wild Water. Life is sweet."



Axl and Cake Cream got ready for bed and went to sleep.



The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up and on Social Media, there were posts mentioning that Cake Cream didn't have aggressive and reckless edges like Wild Water had. They mentioned that it would be nice to see Cake Cream be more aggressive and reckless.



Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.



Axl said, "You guys shouldn't go be aggressive and reckless. You guys are good as gold nice boys. Your talent is your gimmick.



Cake Cream mentioned mockingly"Nice boys don't play rock and roll. I'm not a nice boy and I never was," From Guns N'Roses Nice Boys song.



Axl said wryly, Guns N'Roses wrote Nice Boys in 1988 when being reckless and aggressive were much more accepted than 2022."



Cake Cream were like,"You have good points," Axl. Axl smiled.



On Social Media, there were posts saying stuff like, " Cake Cream isn't the New Guns N'Roses, they sound really good, but I don't know what they are. Wild Water is actually the New Guns N'Roses."



Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.



Axl took a deep breath and told Cake Cream,"It's true. You aren't the New Guns N'Roses. You guys sound better than Guns N'Roses."



Cake Cream smiled.



Jimmy asked, "Who do you prefer out of us and Guns N'Roses? We promise we won't tell anyone else. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.



You guys promise to just keep it between us? Axl asked tentatively.



Each and every Cake Cream Member promised.



Axl said," I love both Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream. They're both good Bands. But I feel closer to Cake Cream than Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is solely MY Band, and I don't share Cake Cream with 4 other People. I love Managing Cake Cream and being part of Cake Cream. Technically, I am no longer part of Guns N'Roses but I am actively part of Cake Cream. It doesn't hurt that I am dating a Cake Cream Member, but never dated a Guns N'Roses Member. He and Billy blushed happily at each other.



All of Cake Cream smiled. Axl felt good telling Cake Cream his feelings.

They got ready for bed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day.



Cake Cream and Axl were able to chill, no Cake Cream Show today.



They watched a South Park episode where Cartman was singing a song in front of a large audience at a Concert. He was singing off key, so he got booed and said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And stormed off the stage angrily.



Axl said,"I would have said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And left in Cartman's position too. Getting booed is no fun."



Cake Cream giggled.



Axl was like,"What's so funny?"



They showed him the infamous Riverport Concert Riot clip where he stopped the concert and dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and then angrily left early.



Axl said incredulously, "I dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and angrily left early? I must have been on some dumb shait to do that."



"Actually, you were sober in this era," Jimmy said. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.



"I was sober and did that?" Axl responded.



Cake Cream responded,"Remember this was around the time you went crazy in the early 90's."



Axl nodded and was like,"Man if I did that now, I'd probably be kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that!"



Cake Cream wasn't sure if Axl would have been kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that in 2022.



Axl did some research on the infamous Riverport Concert Riot and wondered how he in the near future ended up being arrested for starting a Riot when he didn't expect a Riot.



Axl said,"If anything, I should have been arrested for assault for smacking the guy in the head, not starting a Riot."



Cake Cream were like,"You have valid points, but this was a long time ago. Luckily, this is water under the bridge in 2022."



Axl smiled. Cake Cream smiled back. They chatted a little more about the infamous Riverport Concert Riot.



They all had a good day, just chilling.



The next day, it was Billy's 27th birthday. Cake Cream and Axl decided to just throw him a private birthday party, just them 6. They ordered birthday cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, soda from Instacart and ordered no contact pizza. The food and soda arrived.



They set up the party and Billy was delighted his 4 Brothers and Boyfriend threw him a party, for just them 6. Axl said,"Happy birthday, Baby," and Billy blushed happily. Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike were like,"Happy birthday, Billy. Billy smiled even more happily. The party was fun and Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed Billy's private birthday party. They got to chill today too. They had a fun day.

They got ready for bed and went to sleep.



The next day, there were still no Cake Cream Shows. Wild Guns however had a Show today.



Cake Cream and Axl were getting a little suspicious. Were they becoming irrelevant with the "birth of the "New brothers," Wild Water?



Axl and Cake Cream decided to go to Claven Records. They got ready and went to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



At Claven Records, they straight up asked Timothy if they were becoming irrelevant.



Timothy gave them an uncomfortable look. Cake Cream and Axl knew bad news was coming.



They were like," Just tell us the truth, Timothy. We're adults and can handle it."



Timothy took a deep breath and said,"It's just that Cake Cream was being hailed as the new Guns N'Roses, when you guys aren't. Wild Water actually is the New Guns N'Roses. So now that the TRUE New Guns N'Roses, Wild Water are now in the spotlight, you guys are kind of by the wayside obscurity has beens now. Wild Guns is huge right now."



Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Ouch. This can't be good.



Timothy was like,"A lot of Music Fans are fickle. Sorry about this."



Cake Cream and Axl thanked him for telling them the truth and giving them sympathy. They all had weird looking smiles. They all wanted to cry but wanted to look strong. Timothy welcomed them.



They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went home.



Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe that they were irrelevant has beens all ready. They JUST became hugely successful.



They wallowed in their misery for that day, just hanging out and commiserating. Axl wondered internally if he should dump Cake Cream and go join the wildly successful Wild Guns. His conscience told him not to do it, not to betray Cake Cream for Wild Guns. He was torn.



Axl was fighting back resentment. Cake Cream was now considered irrelevant has beens and Wild Water/Wild Guns were really successful. He knew that it would be a really big douchebag move to dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns, but Cake Cream were irrelevant has beens now. What Manager would want to be Manager of an irrelevant has beens Band? His heart was saying,"Stay with Cake Cream. Don't dump them for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Cake Cream is a good band and is YOUR band. "His brain was saying,"Dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is not. Go where the huge success is."



Once again, he was torn. He felt conflicted.

Cake Cream went up to Axl and each and every one of them all said,"We love you, Axl. And you love us. We're a good Family. Please don't leave us."



Axl had temporarily forgotten about the telepathic relationship all 6 of them had. They must have been reading his mind and been reading his inner conflict about whether or not he should dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Them telling him that broke him in the good way to listen to his heart and stay with Cake Cream. He had 4 Brothers and a Boyfriend who all loved him and who he loved too.



He answered with a smile,"I love all of you guys too. I'm not leaving you guys."



Cake Cream all smiled. Axl knew he made the right decision by deciding to stick with Cake Cream and not dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Cake Cream was his family. So what if Cake Cream were considered irrelevant has beens now? They were a good as gold group.



They decided to go to the mall and hang out. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Cake Cream hecklers asked Axl how it felt to be the Manager of Cake Cream, who was now an irrelevant has been Band.



Axl responded, "I love being Cake Cream's Manager. They are as good as gold. In fact, they're so good, they're even better than gold. They're Bronze, which is even better than gold!



Cake Cream had to lovingly shake their heads at Axl thinking that Bronze was better than gold. Bronze was worse than gold. They understood what he was trying to say however. Cake Cream was all smiling.



The hecklers were filming this and laughed. It really was funny, Axl thinking Bronze was better than gold. The hecklers soon left.



Cake Cream told Axl in private, "Bronze is WORSE than gold, not better."



Axl realized his mistake and blushed.



Cake Cream thanked him for standing up for them even though he got the precious metals mixed up.



He welcomed them. They had fun chilling at the mall.

After the mall, they went back home and already Axl's "Bronze is even better than gold," impromptu interview was going viral on YouTube.



Axl and Cake Cream blushed. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl were like,"LMAO! We should make this a hashtag and a meme. #"Bronzeisbetterthangold#"-Axl Rose.



Soon there were a lot of Memes being posted on Social Media comparing gold and bronze and saying stuff like, "That awkward moment when bronze is better than gold."



On SNL, the opening Montage said,"I am a World Class Olympian Runner and they had the audacity to give me the GOLD medal! How DARE they? How insulting! I wanted the damn BRONZE medal! The Bronze medal is better than the Gold medal, don't you know? "The Audience cheered wildly and laughed heartily.



Cake Cream and Axl laughed at how viral Axl's "Bronze is better than gold," thing is.

They chilled more and then went to bed.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They were able to chill again since there wasn't any Cake Cream Shows for today.



On the News, there were even multiple segments about the bronze is better than gold thing. There were even jewelry experts that pointed out that Axl's quote actually didn't seem all that off. These jewelry experts pointed out that bronze was a very hard metal, whereas gold was a very soft medal. Meaning bronze is stronger physically than gold. News Anchors were pleasantly surprised.

Axl was beginning to hatch a plan. Maybe he could make Cake Cream's third album and call it Bronze Cake, and have a huge picture of a bronze cake. Why not strike while the iron was still hot on this one?

He told Cake Cream his plan and they thought it was just the perfect title for their third album. They agreed to record Bronze Cake.



He wrote 10 more songs and Mike sang the songs, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar, and Billy played the Drums. It sounded good. Since today was Sunday, they'd have to wait until Monday to give this to Claven Records. They chilled for the rest of the day.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready to go to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left to go to Claven Records.



At Claven Records, they gave Timothy Bronze Cake, he listened to it and loved it. He offered them 50 million each, plus Royalties to sell Bronze Cake to Claven Records. He drew up some Contracts for them. They all read, understood, agreed, and signed. They sold Bronze Cake to Claven Records. Timothy smiled and Zelled them 50 Million each. They each thanked Timothy and vice versa and were welcomed and vice versa. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went back home.



Already, Bronze Cake hit number one on Itunes. Fans loved it! Were Cake Cream and Axl back on top? Was this officially their Comeback Album?



On top of this, in a good way, bronze, the metal was now in a frenzy. Bronze was now trending on Google and in the top three searches on Google. People were clamoring to buy bronze now. Bronze stock went up a LOT. It was a VERY hot commodity now. Axl couldn't believe his,"Bronze is better than gold," quip was the catalyst for all of this.



Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They chilled for the rest of the day.

Bronze Cake was a huge success. Cake Cream and Axl got bookings for shows again. They had a booking for the James L Knight Center again to perform Bronze Cake on Wednesday. They were excited. They practiced and chilled for those two days. Wild Guns didn't have any shows booked for Wednesday, so Cake Cream and Axl gave Wild Guns free tickets to see Cake Cream perform Bronze Cake at the James L Knight Center. Wild Guns were excited. Wild Guns, Cake Cream, and Axl were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Cake Cream performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and Fans cheered wildly. Wild Guns was cheering wildly too. Cake Cream was really good and Fans were happy to see them performing again. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the Show was over. Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl went to dinner again, just having a good time together again. They all paid and left.



Cake Cream and Axl went home and got ready for bed and slept.



When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day. Already Bronze Cake performance was going viral. Fans were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are BACK after their irrelevancy!"



Some responses were like,"They were only irrelevant for a couple of days. LMAO! That's really not a long time away at all."



Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and congratulated them on how good Bronze Cake Show was. They all thanked them and were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



They watched MTV and there was a Segment on Cake Cream. Of course Cake Cream and Axl were interested.



A Music Critic said, "Cake Cream doesn't really sound like any other Band that exists right now. Cake Cream definitely has their own signature sound. In fact, I'd say that Cake Cream is a brand new sound. That's why they sound so unique and good. No one sounds like them. They're definitely innovative. They're a first Generation sound.



Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other happily. Did Cake Cream create a brand new sound? Axl knew that Cake Cream sounded better than Guns N'Roses, but them having their own sound is actually a pretty big deal. Soon that segment went viral.



Fans were like,"The Music Critic is right. Cake Cream is their own signature sound. Soon Guinness World Records were mentioning possibly adding Cake Cream as ,"Original Sound," which is once again a pretty big deal. The Guinness World Records were already considering putting Cake Cream in GWR for ,"Most Grammys won in a single night by a New Band," for their 6 Grammy win. Although the 5 Grammys were given back, they still won 6 Grammys that night. They were also considering putting them in the GWR for the fact that they had their Debut(All The Sweet Filling), their Sophomore Album(Tasty Cake Reloaded), and their Junior Album(Bronze Cake) the same year, something that was practically unheard of. They were also considering putting them in GWR for Wealthiest Music Band for earning roughly 2 billion in a single year.



Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream was definitely a Dark Horse in the music world. They went from VERY unknown earlier this year, to being wildly successful and very wealthy.

Cake Cream had won 500 Million each from the Brandon Records thing and they were worth 2.5 Billion at the time just from that. They each gave Axl 100 Million for being such a good Friend and Manager to them, so they were still worth 2 billion just from the Brandon Records thing. Before the Brandon Records thing, Cake Cream were worth about 100 Million each, or 500 Million combined. With Bronze Cake, each Cake Cream Member got at least 50 million each. So they, combined still were worth at least 2.5 Billion. Wow! They were the wealthiest Music Band in the World in only their 20's!



Guinness World Records put Cake Cream as the Wealthiest Music Band in the world. They even surpassed The Beatles, who are worth about 2.2 Billion.



Cake Cream and Axl were excited! Cake Cream were now officially in the Guinness World Records! WOW! Funny how life turned out. Cake Cream once again, went from being kind of unknown earlier this year to being really successful and very wealthy, and are now a part of History as a part of Guinness World Records.



Cake Cream were wondering if they should start charging more for Cake Cream tickets now that they were the Wealthiest Band in the world. They wondered if they should charge $500 a ticket now.



Axl shook his head. Remember, we made a promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream tickets. We PROMISED that we would ALWAYS charge $25 a ticket. We have to honor our PROMISE.



Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to keep their promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream ticket prices. Axl smiled. In an interesting thing, on Social Media, there were lots of Cakers who mentioned how grateful they were that a Cake Cream ticket was only $25 and would be only $25 for good. They mentioned they loved how cheap it was, especially with inflation.



Axl gave Cake Cream meaningful looks.



Cake Cream were like," Okay, Axl, you're right."



Axl smiled again. Life was good.



John Wilson was incarcerated in another State, Axl's Band, Cake Cream, were the Wealthiest Music Band in the world, they were wildly successful, he himself was worth about 700 Million. He had these 4 Cake Cream Brothers and a Cake Boyfriend who loved him dearly and vice versa. Axl was glad he decided to stay with Cake Cream and vice versa.

Axl said to Cake Cream,"It's so good that we have a combined net worth of at least 3 Billion. "He smiled. Cake Cream smiled back at him.



They watched the News and....Brian Washington claimed he was suing Cake Cream for 50 Million each for not stopping Axl from punching him in his face and breaking his Camera.



Cake Cream and Axl were incredulous.



Cake Cream were like,"Brian Washington is trying to sue us AGAIN?



Axl shook his head. "He can't sue you guys. He signed a legally binding Contract that states he is NEVER allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000. I can't believe he's trying to sue you guys again.



Brian Washington gave a rakish, nasty smile and showed the News his copy of the Contract.



Axl had signed his name as Axl Rose on the Contract and not W. Axl Rose, his full legal name. Oops. Technical Loophole. Brian could sue Cake Cream for 50 Million.



Cake Cream were like,"Uh, there's no way that Brian Washington could sue us, right? Axl gave them chagrined looks.



"Yes, he could sue you guys. I didn't sign my full legal name. Cake Cream were worried.



Axl said,"This is my fault, I'll take care of it"



Cake Cream trusted him, tentatively.



Axl sent each of them 50 Million each from his own Bank Account for them to pay Brian Washington.



Brian Washington said he was suing them in two days. Cake Cream were grateful that Axl rectified his mistake by giving them 50 Million each in order to pay off Brian Washington.



Axl and Cake Cream hatched a plan together. They did a Cake Cream show the next day and were really good. Fans cheered wildly.



On the Court Date, Axl and Cake Cream showed up early. They didn't even need Lawyers for this. Cake Cream would just pay Brian Washington the 50 Million each.



Soon, Brian Washington showed up with a Lawyer. The Court was in Session soon.



Brian gave Cake Cream and Axl cool smirks and was like,"Nice to see you guys," Cake Cream and Axl gave mocking sneers back.



Brian's Lawyer said that Brian was entitled to the 50 Million each from Cake Cream because Axl didn't sign his full legal name.



Axl had drawn up a Contract that said,"I, Brian Dean Washington promise to NEVER sue or ask James Mitchell Dobson, William Anderson Parks, Andrew Tyson McCall, James Patrick King, Michael Alexander Thompson, no one in Guns N'Roses, W. Axl Rose, Axl Rose, for money after getting 50 Million each. Axl showed Brian Washington the Contract and Brian read, understood, agreed and signed, being excited over the very near prospect of being $250 Million richer. Cake Cream also signed all of their full names. The Judge allowed Axl to sign his legal name, W. Axl Rose as Witness even though he drew up the Contract. Cake Cream all Zelled Brian $ 50 Million each. Brian was happy to be $250 Million richer. Brian paid his Lawyer. The Court was adjourned shortly. Cake Cream and Axl went home.

Axl wondered if he should get Cake Cream to sign legally binding Contracts naming him as their Lawyer. He was already their Power Of Attorney, and was already their Legal Representative, and was basically already acting like their Lawyer, so being their Lawyer wasn't too far off.



He asked all of Cake Cream if they'd like to sign legally binding Contracts making him their Lawyer. He made very compelling reasons why he'd make a good Lawyer for them, mainly pointing out he was their Power Of Attorney and their Legal Representative.



Cake Cream deliberated amongst themselves and thought Axl would be a great Lawyer for them. They agreed verbally and Axl smiled and drew up the Contracts stating he was their Lawyer. Cake Cream read, understood, agreed and signed. Axl signed too and they all smiled. Axl was now officially their Lawyer!



They went to Claven Records with the Contracts and Claven Records agreed to let Axl be Cake Cream's Lawyer.



Cake Cream and Axl thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They chatted with Claven Records and then said their goodbyes and left. They went to a Restaurant to celebrate Axl now officially being Cake Cream's Lawyer. They had a nice steak lunch and paid.



They went to the Library and Axl checked out Law Books. The librarian looked at him curiously, but didn't verbally question Axl checking out Law Books. Axl and Cake Cream blushed. She rung him up. She was thanked and she welcomed him. Axl and Cake Cream left and went home. Axl studied the law books. He studied as if he were a Law Student studying to be a Lawyer.



Cake Cream were confident in their choice to let Axl be their Lawyer. They trusted him. Axl soon took a nap. When he awoke, Cake Cream asked him how much he wanted them to pay him to be their Lawyer.



Axl responded,"I'm Pro Bono for you guys, which means I do my Lawyering for you guys for free."



Cake Cream were like,"It doesn't seem right that you're our Lawyer and we don't pay you ANYTHING. Cake Cream wanted to pay Axl SOMETHING.



Axl was like,"Okay, you guys can pay me a one time flat fee of $1 Million combined.



Cake Cream smiled and agreed and Zelled Axl $200,000 each.



Axl smiled and thanked them and was welcomed.

Axl did more studying of the Law Books. Axl called W and told him he was now Cake Cream's Lawyer.



W said,"Manager, Legal Representative, Mentor, Power Of Attorney, Boyfriend to Billy, Friend, and now Lawyer. Oh boy, you've got your hands full with this Cake Cream thing.



Axl smiled. "I'm committed to Cake Cream.



W replied, "And to think, not too long ago, you wanted to leave Cake Cream."



Axl blushed shyly. "I'm really glad I stuck it out. I love Cake Cream. I really do. We definitely have that tight bond between all of us."



W replied,"Especially you and Billy."



Axl replied shyly,"Yeah. I love Billy so much and he loves me too. "



W replied,"I'm really glad you found a very good love with Billy."



Axl thanked him and was welcomed.



Axl asked, "So, any special Woman in your life?"



W replied,"Nope, very busy with Guns N'Roses/Wild Guns. Not dating anyone now "



Axl responded,"Hopefully you find a special Woman soon, one that you have a deep love with like I found with Billy."



W smiled and thanked Axl and was welcomed.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl thought about Current Guns N'Roses and wondered if he should get Izzy and Steven to come back to Guns N'Roses. He called W back and said," Hey, Axl, what's Steven and Izzy's phone numbers? "



W responded,"Do you miss Izzy and Steven?"



Axl responded,"Yeah, I miss them. I technically haven't spoken to them in decades."



W lightheartedly responded,"Technically, you spoke to them about two months ago."



Axl responded lightheartedly,"You know what I mean."



W responded,"Yeah, I do. He gave Axl Izzy and Steven's phone numbers. He thanked W and was welcomed.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl called Steven and when Steven answered, Axl said, "How do you feel about joining Guns N'Roses in 2022?"



Steven responded,"You guys kicked me out in the early 90's. I'm still bitter about it."



Axl responded,"Technically, I haven't done that yet in my timeline. I'm only 25 and I did that in my late 20's.



Steven responded tentatively,"It would be nice to be part of Guns N'Roses again. I do miss Guns N'Roses."



Axl smiled and said,"I'd love to see you be a part of Guns N'Roses again too in 2022."



Steven responded,"Maybe I can show up at the next Guns N'Roses Show."



Axl pointed out that the next Guns N'Roses Show was tomorrow. Steven said he would be there. Axl was happy. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl smiled triumphantly. Izzy was next. Axl called Izzy and when Izzy picked up, Axl told Izzy he wanted him to be part of Guns N'Roses.



Izzy said,"I quit almost 30 years ago. Almost 30 years ago."



Axl said,"Izzy, it would make me really happy if you'd come back to Guns N'Roses. I miss you. This would mean a lot to me."



Izzy relented and said he would be at the next Guns N'Roses Show.



Axl smiled and thanked him and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Steven and Izzy were coming to tomorrow's Guns N'Roses Show! Axl was happy.

Cake Cream and Axl chilled until the next day.



The next day, Axl called both Izzy and Steven and told them to wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests. They agreed. Axl told them both he couldn't wait to see them at tonight's Wild Guns Show. They told him they couldn't wait to see him too. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



W got Cake Cream and Axl more Wild Guns tickets and they got ready for the Wild Guns Show. They went.



At the Venue, Steven and Izzy were there and Wild Guns were there too.



W looked at Steven and Izzy in shock.



"What the hell are you guys doing here?" W asked confused.



Axl hadn't told W that he was planning on having Izzy and Steven come to see Wild Guns. W was completely blindsided.



Cake Cream scolded Axl for not telling W that he planned on Steven and Izzy showing up at Wild Guns.



Even W was like,"Axl, you should have told me that you were planning on Izzy and Steven show up tonight. Izzy and Steven blushed.



Axl said,"Okay, I should have told you, but the fact that Steven and Izzy actually showed up shows they are willing to bury the hatchet. " Steven and Izzy admitted they wanted to bury the hatchet.



W was like,"Okay, Steven and Izzy can stay. I want the hatchet buried too." He smiled.



Steven and Izzy smiled happily.



Soon, Sam, Patrick, Dean, Matthew, Kenny, Thomas(Wild Water) and Slash, Melissa, Frank, Richard, Dizzy, and Duff(Guns N'Roses) showed up to the Venue. They were surprised to see Steven and Izzy there. The situation was explained and Axl got more scolding for not telling the rest of Guns N'Roses and Wild Water that Steven and Izzy were coming, but it was quickly forgiven.



Steven and Izzy were welcomed warmly by all of Guns N'Roses, Wild Water, Axl and Cake Cream. They humbly accepted. Steven, Izzy, Wild Water, Guns N'Roses practiced and sounded good.



It was soon time for the show.



The Wild Guns Show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and sounded good.



Izzy and Steven came wearing their motorcycle helmets and Audience Members wondered who the two new Members were. W said,"Here are a couple of old Friends who decided to come back to us!" Steven and Izzy removed their motorcycle helmets briefly and smiled. The audience cheered wildly, happy to see Steven and Izzy back in Guns N'Roses and with Wild Guns. Steven and Izzy put back their motorcycle helmets and played with Wild Guns. They all sounded good. The Audience cheered wildly more. W asked Izzy and Steven if they wanted to be part of Wild Guns and Wild Guns were all okay with this idea. Izzy and Steven blushed and agreed. Wild Guns were all happy.



Cake Cream and Axl were glad that Izzy and Steven were now part of Wild Guns.



The Audience liked this too.



The Wild Guns and Steven and Izzy show continued and was really good and the final sendoff happened to wild cheering. The show was soon over.



After the Show, Axl was thanked for asking Steven and Izzy to show up at Wild Guns Show tonight. Axl shyly blushed and Cake Cream were happy. So were Steven, Izzy, and all of Wild Guns.

After the Show, they went to Olive Garden to celebrate Izzy and Steven being in Guns N'Roses/Wild Water.



They ordered pasta and chicken dishes, and the unlimited soup, salad and bread sticks and champagne and black tie cheesecake.



W and Axl both looked at Steven and Izzy deeply and both mentioned how happy Steven and Izzy were in Guns N'Roses again. Steven and Izzy were glad they were both back in Guns N'Roses. All of Cake Cream, Wild Water, the rest of Guns N'Roses were happy too. All 21 people were happy. They had a nice dinner. They paid and left.



Cake Cream and Axl went home. They got ready for bed and went to sleep.



They woke up the next morning and ate and got ready for the day. They watched TV and watched Court TV. They were airing the first Axl Rose verses Brian Washington Court Hearing.



Cake Cream and Axl watched Axl's panicked face when Brian's Lawyer mentioned that Cake Cream released The New Song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. They also watched Axl panic when Brian's Lawyer planned to put Cake Cream on the stand to question if they hid Axl during any of his time as a Fugitive.



Cake Cream and Axl knew on Social Media Axl's panicking would be questioned.



And they were right. On Social Media, there were questioning of Axl's panicking during those moments.



Axl responded, "I was on the run for only a couple of days. I panicked because I had briefly mixed up the days in my head and I then remembered that I definitely wasn't with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive. I was living on the streets alone until the day I turned myself in. Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Posters on Social Media questioned how Axl could mix up the days.



Axl responded,"It kind of felt like the Agent from Men In Black used the "Memory Loss," Lazer Pen on me.



Posters responded,"Do you mean the Neuralyzer?"



Axl responded,"Yes."



Fans were skeptical, but decided to let this drop.



Cake Cream and Axl were relieved. Axl had lied under Oath when he claimed that Cake Cream didn't hide him during his time as a Fugitive and that he was living alone during his time as a Fugitive. That was Perjury and was legally punishable. Also, Cake Cream could be legally punished for hiding Axl during his time as a Fugitive. Axl didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble, so he protected them by claiming he was living alone during his time as a Fugitive and Cake Cream didn't hide him. They had all decided to keep this their little secret.



Cake Cream were so grateful to have Axl as their Friend and Manager. Andy felt knots of guilt about attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000. He was grateful that Axl forgave him. He knew other People in Axl's position would have permanently ended their Friendship over that. Andy guiltily smiled at Axl.



Axl questioned why Andy was smiling at him like that and Andy admitted he still felt guilty over attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000.



Axl said," I know you feel guilty. What you did was in the past and you promised me you'd never attempt to sell me out or anyone else again. It was an impulsive decision that you feel awful about I already forgave you."



Andy smiled a much more relieved smile. He thanked Axl for forgiving him. Axl welcomed him.



Cake Cream and Axl chatted more.



Axl went to his room and Stuart called Axl's Cellphone.



Axl was grateful to chat with his younger(Now older) Brother.



Stuart was like,"It's really good to be talking with you, Axl."



Axl responded,"I'm glad we're talking too.



Stuart mentioned how weird it was that Axl was YOUNGER than him.



Axl responded,"I know, but it's happening. I'm just glad you, Amy, and W are still alive.



Stuart smiled and told him he loved him. Axl responded he loved him too. Axl was glad he could talk to his Brother. Stuart was grateful too.



They chatted for a long while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl was happy. He had a great Family in 2022. Billy was his Boyfriend, he had Amy and Stuart as his actual Brother and Sister, he had W as a "Father," Andy, Mike, James, and Jimmy were kind of his adopted Brothers, he had the rest of Guns N'Roses as his adopted Sister and Brothers, and he had Wild Water as adopted Brothers too. Life was good to Axl in 2022.

They got ready for bed and went to sleep. The next day, they woke up and got ready for the day. Cake Cream had a Show today and they practiced for the show. The Venue was next to a man made lake that had no living organisms in it, just lake water



They went to the Venue and it was a good show but all of a sudden, Axl said,"Security, grab that item from that guy in the first row in the third seat wearing a checkered red shirt and blue pants. " Security didn't do anything, so Axl said,"I'll take it, God damnit!"



And ran off stage and to the front row and went to the third seat in the front row and grabbed the item from the guy wearing the checkered red shirt and blue pants. He looked at the item and saw he had about 10 minutes. He said,"I'll be right back in about 10 minutes!"



He ran out the venue and couldn't defuse the BOMB as he was no Bomb expert. He threw the bomb into the man made lake and ran like a trackstar back to the Venue and the show continued.

The guy he had taken the bomb from had left. In a couple of moments, the bomb had went off into the man made lake and it looked like a hurricane had went off in that lake. Cakers were surprised.



Axl lightheartedly said something like,"Looks like a Hurricane hit the lake early in May!" Cakers and Cake Cream were stunned.



The Show continued and the final sendoff happened and after the Show ended, Cakers and Cake Cream and Axl looked at the lake that had been bombed. The bomb hadn't caused any outside flooding, the water had stayed in the lake.



Axl was asked what happened and he admitted that he threw the bomb he got from the Concert goer into the man made lake as he had about 10 minutes for it before it went off. He was no Bomb expert, so he threw it in the water. Axl and Cake Cream were allowed to go home. They went home.



Already this thing went viral on YouTube and other Social Media.



The Police had issued an arrest Warrant for the guy who had brought the bomb. He was found a couple of hours later. He was brought in for questioning and admitted he planned to bomb Cake Cream and Axl and then run off after throwing the bomb at them.



Cake Cream and Axl were understandably horrified and unsettled.



Axl suggested they stop doing live Cake Cream shows as this was just too much. Axl getting shot multiple times with Billy being the intended Victim, and some Creep attempting to fucing BOMB them.



Cake Cream pointed out mockingly," We're working for the Fans, remember that."



Axl was like,"They'd understand if we stop live shows after someone almost bombed us on purpose."



Cake Cream admitted Axl had a solid point. They decided they should stop live shows. It was just too dangerous now.

Axl and Cake Cream announced on Social Media that live Cake Cream Shows would stop after that bomb was meant to go off on them.



Fans were disappointed, but understood that Cake Cream and Axl's lives had been in danger and also their own. That bomb could have gone off and killed everyone inside while the Creep could have run off into the ether after throwing that bomb. Fans were grateful that Axl saved their lives. Cake Cream was also grateful that Axl saved their lives. Axl blushed shyly and thanked them and was welcomed.



They ate and got ready for bed and went to sleep.



The next day, they woke up and are and got ready for the day. They couldn't believe they made the decision to stop doing live Cake Cream Shows.



Claven Records called them and told them they were making a risky decision by stopping live Cake Cream shows, but understood it was a wise decision as they nearly all got blown up. Claven Records expressed their sympathy to Cake Cream and Axl and were thanked and they welcomed them. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



A Police Officer once again knocked on the door and asked them if they wanted to press charges on Maxwell Nichols, the guy who tried to bomb them. They all said yes. The Police Officer gave them Maxwell's Court Date which was tomorrow. They thanked the Police Officer and he welcomed them and he soon left. They chilled for the day and the next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the Court Hearing. They went early and we're all processed and went to the Court room. The Bailiff had his gun hidden. Axl and Cake Cream smiled.



Maxwell Nichols soon arrived and was glaring at Cake Cream and Axl. He had handcuffs on.



The Judge asked Maxwell why he tried to bomb Axl and Cake Cream.



Maxwell replied,"Because they put my Cousin, John Wilson in jail!"



The Judge asked Cake Cream and Axl if they wanted to press charges against Maxwell and they all said yes.



Maxwell pleaded guilty to attempted Murder and the Judge ordered him to be immediately transferred to another State Prison on the West Coast, in a California Prison. He was escorted out.



Cake Cream and Axl were relieved. Maxwell was going to California where he wouldn't be able to attempt to Murder them.



They left the Courthouse and went to a nearby restaurant and had a nice lunch. After lunch, they went home and relaxed.

Axl wondered what they would do now now that Cake Cream live shows stopped.



He declared an emergency Family Meeting.



Jimmy, James, Mike, Andy, and Billy all came to the emergency Family Meeting like they should.



Axl said, "We're in a tough decision now. We are going to lose a lot of revenue without those $25 a ticket live shows. Let's discuss ways on how to still generate revenue."



Jimmy said,"We can make a brand new album and sell it to Claven Records.



Axl responded, "We just released Bronze Cake. Making a new album so soon might be overkill."



Mike said,"We can sell All The Right Words to movie Soundtracks, commercials, TV Shows, etc.



Axl responded,"I like that idea, but we should listen to more ideas.



Billy responded, "We can beg Claven Records for money."



Axl responded,"We're wealthier than Claven Records."



James responded," We can sell merchandise with Cake Cream logo on it." Axl responded," Fans might like that."

Andy responded, "We can buy Gold as the price of gold dropped considerably with the Bronze Frenzy fad. We can then sell it once the Bronze Frenzy fad is over and gold is high again."



Axl said,"That's a good idea, Andy, but we should hear more ideas."



Axl and Cake Cream chatted more and they were all like,"What are we talking about? We're the wealthiest Band in the whole world!" We should go have fun with our riches!"



They decided to go book a vacation to Hawaii. They got ready to go to the Airport and went. At the Airport, they bought 6 first class last minute tickets to Hawaii and had a luxurious first class experience again. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



The plane landed in Honolulu International Airport and they took a LYFT to the local Marriott and made last minute bookings. Billy and Axl shared a room and James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy each had their own rooms. They settled in and got ready for bed and went to sleep. Their rooms were all luxurious.



The next day, the did some sightseeing in Hawaii. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They had fun. They went back to their hotel and ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled. They went to the in hotel Nightclub and they went to see the Headliners performing.



Holy crap! The headliners were performing Cake Cream songs!



Cake Cream and Axl were flattered and amused. This was literally the first Band to do Cake Cream Tributes.



The Headliners noticed Cake Cream and Axl and were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are here! We had no idea you guys were here! Wow!"



The Audience was happy to see Cake Cream and Axl. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Their Fans loved them and there was even a Band playing tribute to them. They had fun at the nightclub.

After the nightclub, they went back to a Luau and ate some pork, fries, and drank Pina colada right out of a coconut. They had fun and then went back to their hotel rooms and got ready for bed. Axl and Billy snuggled close to each other, making out, enjoying each other's company. They soon fell asleep.



The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up, ate Room Service food and drink and got ready for the day.



They watched the News and Allison was suing Jimmy and James for Rape, and hoping to win $50 million from them each. Oh no. The Court Date was for TOMORROW. SHAIT!



Axl and Cake Cream had to make last minute flights back to Florida. They made the bookings and had a luxurious, but nervous first class experience again.



In Florida, they practiced hard for Allison's lawsuit against Jimmy and James. Axl knew Jimmy and James didn't rape Allison.



Axl was their Lawyer. After practicing, they decided to talk about what a nasty Person Allison really was.



They ate and got ready for bed. They went to sleep.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day.



They left to go to the Courthouse.



They got there early. They were processed.



Soon, Allison and her Lawyer came. Allison glared at Jimmy and James. They glared at her back.



Soon, Court was in Session and Allison claimed James and Jimmy traumatized her for life when they forced themselves on her against her will and she said $100 Million would help heal the scars.



Her Lawyer said,"My Client was a happy, cheerful person until Jimmy and James stole that from her. She's a broken bird. The least they can do is pay the $100 million to her.



James and Jimmy both said they didn't rape Allison and she was lying.



Axl said,"I'd like to cross examine Allison."



The Judge allowed Axl to cross examine Allison.



Axl walked up to Allison and said," Allison, you say that James and Jimmy raped you. Is that right?"



Allison said,"That's right. They raped me on May 1st." Allison cried in a bad acting way."



Axl said, "James was in the hospital on May 1st all day after Jimmy attacked him with the guitar. There are hospital records to back this up."



Allison begun to stutter knowing she was caught in a lie.



Allison's Lawyer said,"Objection! Mr. Rose is badgering my Client with hostility!"



The Judge overruled the objection, pointing out Axl was not badgering Allison with hostility.



Axl continued,"You took an oath to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Perjury is a serious crime and you can face serious punishment for committing perjury. Jimmy and James could even countersue you for defamation and libel. In some jurisdictions, lying about a crime is grounds to being punished for the same amount the criminal would get. Wanna try telling the truth?"



Allison burst into real tears and broke down and admitted that Jimmy and James didn't rape her, she just wanted $100 Million and revenge against Jimmy and James for both dumping her. She begged Jimmy and James to not countersue her. The Judge shook his head in disgust.



Jimmy and James both were like,"We just want your ass out of our lives for good!"



Axl smirked. The Judge dismissed the Lawsuit against Jimmy and James.



Allison was sentenced to a year in jail for perjury, libel, and false accusations. And forced to sign a restraining order forbidding her from ever contacting James and Jimmy ever again She was taken into Custody.



Jimmy and James were beyond happy that Axl saved them from Allison's frivolous lawsuit. Andy, Mike and Billy were also happy. Axl and Cake Cream took last minute luxurious first class flights back to Hawaii and went back to their Hawaiian Hotel and ate, drank, and chilled. They were very happy.

They enjoyed their stay in Hawaii. It was time to go back to Miami in a few more days. They checked out and left and went to Honolulu International Airport and got processed and had a luxurious first class experience again on the airplane.



They arrived in Miami and took a LYFT back home. They took deep naps after unpacking.



When they awoke, they saw that Fans were saying stuff like," Cake Cream is way to "Safe," it might be good if they had a Political edge. Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.



Axl told them,"You guys don't need to get Political. You guys are fine the way you are."



Cake Cream still wondered if they should get Political to please those Fans.



Axl thought and thought. He said,"Maybe you guys can record "War," by Edwin Starr and just say,"Covid," instead of"War?" I mean, a lot of War could also be about Covid."



Cake Cream thought this was a good idea.



Axl smiled and wrote



Covid, huh, yeah

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, uhh

Covid, huh, yeah

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing

Say it again, Covid, huh (good God)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh

Covid, I despise

'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives

Covid means tears to thousands of mother's eyes

When their sons and daughters get it

And lose their lives

I said, Covid, huh (good God, y'all)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, just say it again

Covid(whoa), huh (oh Lord)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, listen to me

It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker

(Covid) Friend only to The Undertaker

Oh, Covid it's an enemy to all mankind

The thought of Covid blows my mind

Covid has caused unrest

Within the younger generation

Induction then destruction

Who wants to die? Oh

Covid, huh (good God y'all)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing

Say it, say it, say it

Covid (uh-huh), huh (yeah, huh)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, listen to me

It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker

(Covid) It's got one friend that's The Undertaker

Oh, Covid, has shattered many a young person's dreams.

Made them disabled, bitter and mean

Life is much too short and precious

To spend time fighting Covid every day

Covid can't give life

It can only take it away, oh

Covid huh (good God y'all)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, say it again

Covid (whoa), huh (oh Lord)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, listen to me

It ain't nothing but a heart breaker

(Covid) Friend only to The Undertaker, woo

Please tell me Covid will be over very soon, please tell me we'll go back to how we used to live soon. There's gotta be a better life than Covid.

Covid, huh (God y'all)

What is it good for? You tell me (nothing)

Say it, say it, say it, say it

Covid (good God), huh (now, huh)

What is it good for?

Stand up and shout it (nothing)



Cake Cream loved this. Axl smiled. Axl and Cake Cream chilled until the next day. The next day they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They went to Claven Records and showed them the Covid Song.



Claven Records loved the Covid Song but pointed out they should pay to be able to sample War without being penalized. Claven Records said that they could set it up. Cake Cream and Axl agreed. Claven Records got in touch with some People from the Music Industry and Cake Cream and Axl were clear to pay to sample War without being penalized. Contracts were drawn up, read, understood, agreed and signed. Cake Cream and Axl paid to sample War. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.



Cake Cream at home recorded Covid and sounded good. James to make the Fans who wanted them to be Political even added some of Jimi Hendrix's Machine Gun guitar playing into Covid. It sounded amazing. But Axl reasoned that they could get into trouble for not paying to use some of Machine Gun.



Off to Claven Records again and they paid to sample Machine Gun too after a new Contract thing. They were offered a combined $10 Million for Covid Song. They agreed. They gave Covid Song to Claven Records and got Zelled the money.



They went back home.



Covid song (With a bit of Machine Gun) was a big hit on Itunes. Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were happy.

Izzy called Axl's Cellphone and asked if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not quit.



Axl thought and thought and told Izzy to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Izzy agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Steven also called Axl's Cellphone and asked him if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not been fired. Axl thought and thought and told Steven to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Steven agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl told all of Cake Cream he was going to go to the Local Marriott alone for a couple of days.



Cake Cream were impressed he straight up told the truth right off the bat this time rather than the multiple lies about where he was really going like he done before.



They were fine with him going to the Local Marriott by himself for a couple of days. He smiled and packed his bags and put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet.



He told them goodbye and they repeated it. He left and went to the Local Marriott. He booked a room and went up and chilled, anticipating tomorrow. He called both Izzy and Steven and told them the Room Number. They were excited.



The next day, Izzy and Steven showed up at Axl's Room. Axl let them in. Axl agreed to give them the Royalties percentage, which was $100 Million each. They were happy. He drew up Contracts and called a Marriott Manager to sign as a Witness. The Contract stated that Izzy would promise to never quit again and Steven promised to not do anything that would cause him to get fired again. Izzy and Steven read, understood, agreed and signed. Axl signed too and the Manager signed as Witness. Axl smiled and Zelled Steven and Izzy $100 Million each. They smiled. Axl smiled back.



They all thanked the Manager for signing as Witness and he welcomed them. He pointed out he was a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. They again thanked him and were welcomed.



He left. Izzy, Axl, and Steven hung out and chilled for a long while and then both left.

Axl couldn't believe he had given Steven and Izzy $100 Million each, on top of the $250 Million he had given to Cake Cream and the $3 Million he gave to Woodstock. He had given away $453 Million! He now only had about $247 Million left out of about $700 Million.



Axl wanted to recuperate some of his losses. He decided to do a risky thing. He decided to make an Axl Rose Album. Cake Cream had all gone to bed and Axl wrote a 10 song Album and went to a piano and sang and played on it for about an hour while singing the songs. It sounded good. He had record this into a cassette. He went to bed and slept.



The next day, he woke up early and ate and got ready for the day. He made a beeline to Claven Records and gave Claven Records the Axl Rose tape. Claven Records loved it and offered him $100 Million to sell it to him. Axl agreed. Contract was drawn up and Axl read, understood, agreed and signed. He got $100 Million Zelled to him.



He was excited.



He thanked Claven Records and was welcomed.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.



Axl went back home. Already Axl Rose's Bitter Sweets album went to number one on Itunes. Fans loved this.



Cake Cream were shocked that Axl made a Solo Album without telling any of them.



Axl blushed. He admitted he needed the money after giving away $453 Million.



Cake Cream admitted Bitter Sweets album sounded good.



Axl thanked them and was welcomed.



On Social Media,Fans were praising how good Bitter Sweets album was and were like,"Finally, Axl decided to go Solo! He's definitely got what it takes to be a Solo Artist! What a wonderful album!" "I wonder if Axl should leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums." Cake Cream looked at him curiously.



Axl blushed. He went on Social Media and pointed out this album was a spur of the moment album. He pointed out he was not going to leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums.

Cake Cream all smiled. Axl smiled back

Axl had a bright idea. He wondered if Cake Cream and he should make a new Album and put it under the name Cream Rose.



He told them his idea, and they were onboard. Axl wrote 10 brand new songs and called it Cream Rose. Axl and Mike sang all the songs in duets, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar and Billy played drums. It sounded good. Axl suggested there be a rose made of cream for the album cover. Cake Cream agreed. They went to Claven Records and gave them Cream Rose by Cream Rose.



Claven Records loved it and offered them $200 Million for Cream Rose. They agreed and Contracts were drawn, read, understood agreed and signed. Claven Records Zelled them a combined $200 Million. They thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.



They went to a bar and had wings, fries, and Pepsi. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and having fun and relaxed, enjoying each other's company. Fans asked them for Autographs and Selfies and they obliged. The Fans smiled and they smiled back.



At the bar, Cream Rose's Cream Rose Album was already hitting number one on Itunes. Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were happy. After the bar, they went home.



At home, they chatted, watched TV and chilled.



Claven Records called them and told them Fans REALLY wanted to see them perform live again.



Cake Cream and Axl were skeptical due to the attempted bombing, but they didn't like letting down their Fans. They told Claven Records they weren't sure they should go back to live shows after the attempted bombing, but they also didn't like letting their fans down. They said they'd need to think about it. Claven Records said they understood. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.



Cake Cream and Axl continued chatting and chilling.



They soon got ready for bed and went to sleep.



They woke up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. Social Media were praising Cream Rose Album. They were like,"Wow, the Cream Rose Album is such a good album! One of the best albums of the year! Cake Cream and Axl are a good group!"



Cream Rose blushed. Cream Rose Album really was a good Album. Axl and Cake Cream made a wonderful Team.



On Social Media, Fans were begging Cream Rose to do Cream Rose Album live. They said it would make them happy.



Cream Rose stomachs all turned into knots. Their Fans really wanted to see them perform live. They were working for the Fans.



Axl took a deep breath and said,"I think we should make our Fans happy and perform live again, just hire bomb experts."



The rest of Cream Rose agreed.



They all told Fans that they would be performing live again soon.



The Fans responded that they were happy to hear that. Cream Rose all smiled.



Cream Rose chilled until the next day.



The next day, they hired Bomb experts and decided to do an impromptu show later on that day and charged $25 a ticket. They wore bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and practiced for the impromptu show and then it was time for the show. Lots of Cream Rose Fans showed up. They performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and the show was good. Fans were happy and they were happy too. The final sendoff happened to wild cheering. The show was over.



Cream Rose were happy they decided to come back live for their Fans. They went to an Italian restaurant to celebrate them being back live. Fans were happy they came back live. They asked Cream Rose for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged. The Fans were happy and thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans went back to their own tables. They had a nice dinner and paid and left and went back home.

Axl listened to Burgundy by Earl Sweatshirt and loved it. He wondered if he should make a cover of it and just alter some offensive lyrics



He told the rest of Cream Rose his idea and they were wary of him covering a Rap song, but wanted to support him. They were like,"This is risky, but as long as you alter the offensive lyrics, it shouldn't be all that bad. "



Axl smiled and suggested Billy play the drums, Mike rap "Cut that Punk off!" refrain, Andy play the keyboard, James play lead guitar, and Jimmy play bass guitar.

Axl wrote



What's up, champ?
Why you so depressed and sad all the time like a little punk?
What's the problem man? Champs want to hear you rap
Don't nobody care about how you feel
We want raps, champ
My grandma's passin'
But I'm too busy tryin' to get this damn album crackin' too see her
So I apologize in advance if anything should happen


Cut that punk off

And my priorities messed up, I know it, I'm afraid I'm gonna blow it
And all them expectations raising because daddy was a poet, right?
Talk all you want I'm takin' no advice
Champ, I'm about to relish in this anguish
I'm stressin' over payment, so don't tell me that I made it


Cut that punk off

Only relatively famous in the midst of a tornado
Misfitted, I'm not able, I'm not stable
Abrasive as hell and they all pay me
I'm chucklin', laughing to myself in public


Cut that Punk off

Heart racin' so blood is leaked, like I don't give a damn right?

Hey, Thebe, what's up Champ? I heard you back, I need those raps, Champ? I need the verse, and I don't care about what you're going through, or what you gotta do, Champ. I need bars, sixteen of them.

I don't mess with too much of y'all's crap
Judging by the pants and the mall grip
Gully, in the vans with the dark tints
I'm a start crap type Champ


Cut that Punk off

Night life livin'
Ridin' in the jeep, I'm a side-swipe champs
What's your life like? It's aiight champ
Hammer in the left, Freddie what's the price of it?
Ridin' with the whip and I ain't got the license for it
Jill's got me livin like my life is golden
Sittin' on my sofa feeling chill and relaxed
If we could dance again while Mike records it
what the hell you starin' at?



Cut that Punk off

Acting like you've never seen a dancing fool

Acting like you've never seen a gold ring.

Bars hotter than the blocks we be at
Stunt on these champs, they flop like Divac
See that champ?
For the time being, I'm a be that champ
Believe that champ, you see that champ?
For the time being I'm a be that champ
Believe that, champ


Cut that Punk off

They made the Burgundy cover. It sounded good. They went to Claven Records and gave them the Burgundy cover and Claven Records loved it, but suggested they get permission and pay for the Burgundy cover. They got the permission and paid for the Burgundy cover and read, understood, agreed and signed Contracts. They were Zelled 10 million each for the Burgundy song. They thanked Claven Records and were welcomed.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.



Already, the Burgundy cover hit number one on Itunes and Fans loved it. Cream Rose Critics criticized 6 White Boys covering an African American's Rap Song, but the Fans were like,"Shut up! Cream Rose sounds good and they altered all offensive lyrics!"



Cream Rose blushed shyly and happily.

They ate and got ready for bed and went to sleep.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day . James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy wanted to go see a few movies and asked Axl and Billy if they wanted to come with them. Axl wanted to go, but Billy wanted to stay home and do Cocaine. Cream Rose shook their head, but it was agreed that Billy could do Cocaine as long as it was in the house. Billy smiled and the rest of Cream Rose went to see movie.



Billy put a pizza in the oven and snorted Cocaine, took some Subutex, and fell asleep, forgetting he had a pizza in the oven.



When he woke up, the house was on fire! No! Billy cried horrified! He called Axl and frightfully told him what he'd done.



"Oh my God, Axl cried worried for Billy's safety. "I want you to leave the house immediately and come to the movie theater where we are. We can claim you were at the movie theater when the house caught on fire."



Billy was crying. "Please don't tell anyone what happened."



Axl sighed. "My top concern for you is your safety, not telling anyone else what happened."



Billy heeded Axl's advice and ran out of the house and went to the movie theater.



Axl said happily,"You survived! " He then quickly said,"You arrived!"

Axl embraced him in a "I'm glad you're okay!" Hug! Billy was shaken.



Andy, Mike, Jimmy, and James looked at Billy and Axl curiously, but Axl just shook his head and was like,"Let's just be happy Billy decided to go see movies with us!"



They watched a couple of more movies and Jimmy, Andy, Mike and James wanted to go home.



"No!" Axl and Billy cried in unison, panic looks on both of their faces!



James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike wanted to know why Billy and Axl were so reluctant to go home.



Billy burst into tears. Axl wrapped his arms around him. Axl said,"Why don't we all just go to the local Marriott?"



Billy thanked him for his suggestion. Axl welcomed him Jimmy, James, Mike and Andy were confused on what the hell was going on.



Axl said something like,"What's so special about our house anyway? It's just a regular house. Hotels are more fun anyways!"



Billy had a guilty look on his face.



Jimmy was like,"Why do you look so guilty, Billy?" Billy looked at the ground.



James said ,"Billy, what's going on?" Billy ran and hopped in a Taxi to the Local Marriott and made a last minute booking.



He settled in to his room and he soon heard knocks on his door.



Billy didn't answer. He knew who it was. James, Jimmy, Mike Andy, and Axl.



He pretended no one was in his room.



Mike spoke,"William Anderson Parks you open this door right now, or we'll break it down!"



Billy gulped and knew he had to face the music.



He nervously opened the door. Andy, Mike, James and Jimmy looked furious, whereas Axl looked more understanding.



"What the hell is going on? " Mike asked. Jimmy, James and Andy also wanted to know.



Billy looked at the ground.



Mike said,"We agreed to be more open with each other,"



Axl wrapped his arms around Billy. "Just tell them the truth," Axl said soothingly.



Billy took a deep breath and said,"The house caught on fire after I put a pizza in the oven, snorted Cocaine, took some Subutex and fell asleep. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.



You mean you burned our house down? Mike was alarmed. Jimmy, James, and Andy were also alarmed.



Axl pointed out that it was a mistake. Billy looked at Axl gratefully.



Jimmy was like,"Our livelihood is in our house! The guitars, the drums, the keyboard are all burned thanks to you, you have ruined our Career!" James, Mike, and Andy backed up Jimmy.



Axl was like,"Whoa, we should just be grateful that Billy didn't burn to death in the house and is still alive! We can replace the guitars, the drums, and the keyboard, but we can't replace Billy." Billy smiled shyly.



James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike reluctantly agreed that Billy was more important than the musical instruments. Mike called the fire department from a working payphone as an anonymous tip and sent them to their house.



The Fire Department went to the house and stopped the fire that luckily only engulfed the house and nothing else.



Billy's burned house went viral on YouTube. Cream Rose decided to book some days at the hotel.

There were investigations being done on Billy's burned down house and it was determined that the cause of the fire was bad electrical wiring.



Cream Rose breathed sighs of relief. Billy wouldn't be getting arrested and jailed for Arson!



Cream Rose ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled.



Axl said,"Let's all agree to not tell anyone else what REALLY caused the fire. We don't want Billy getting arrested and jailed for Arson. We wanna protect Billy, not help him get arrested and jailed."

Cream Rose agreed to keep this their little secret.

Billy and Axl had a room and everyone else had their own rooms. They soon fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Billy woke up, craving Cocaine badly. His body was screaming for it. He knew Axl would disapprove of him snorting Cocaine anywhere but the house, but the house was burned down and he needed to snort Cocaine ASAP. He left the room and went to the streets looking for a drug dealer. He found one and the Drug Dealer sold him Cocaine and Subutex. He thanked him and was welcomed. He went back to the hotel room. He snorted the Cocaine and felt satisfied. He then took the Subutex. He fell asleep.

The next day, Cream Rose woke up, ate and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Posters were wondering about Cream Rose not being home when the house burned.

Cream Rose responded,"It's a good thing we weren't home when the house burned."

There were more skeptical Social Media posts and Axl claimed that Cream Rose was at the movie theaters working on a new song.

Fans wanted to hear this supposed new song.

Axl replied that they would perform the new song at the bar later that day. Fans were excited to hear this supposed new song.

Axl wrote an updated version of Come together and just put a bunch of Pop Culture references and other nonsense.

He wrote

"Here come old Doobie brothers, here come old black water that keep rolling.

Here come one Fire cracker, he one Mighty Morphin power ranger, he one mighty park ranger, he watch Stranger Things, he watch YouTube, he post on Twitter. He watch Netflix, he watch Game Of Thrones."

Come Together, right now, over me.

He 7 feet tall, he one giant, he says 5 and 5 is 10, now he's gonna hang 10 on an ocean wave.

Come together, right now, over me.

He eat at McDonald's, he go to Disney World and shake hands with Mickey, he drive a Jeep, he one cool cat.



Come together right now over me.



He drink Coca Cola, he stay at Marriott Hotel. He listen to Cream Rose songs.

Come together right now over me "

He got two eyes, he got one nose, he got one mouth."

Come together, right now, over me.

"I'm your Brother, I'm your Friend, we're one great Family.

Come together, right now, over me.

Axl had to chuckle at the nonsense he had just written and knew it was in the same vein as Come Together by The Beatles.

Cream Rose also chuckled.

They made plans to display this song at the bar soon.

They got ready and Mike and Axl performed the duet at the bar and Fans loved it. They loved the updated and modern lyrics. There were laughter and wild cheering.

Jimmy, James, Andy, and Billy also enjoyed the Duet. Mike and Axl smiled and got off the stage. Cream Rose had been wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They had Coke and rum and were in a happy mood.

There were investigations being done on Billy's burned down house and it was determined that the cause of the fire was bad electrical wiring.



Cream Rose breathed sighs of relief. Billy wouldn't be getting arrested and jailed for Arson!



Cream Rose ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled.



Axl said,"Let's all agree to not tell anyone else what REALLY caused the fire. We don't want Billy getting arrested and jailed for Arson. We wanna protect Billy, not help him get arrested and jailed."

Cream Rose agreed to keep this their little secret.

Billy and Axl had a room and everyone else had their own rooms. They soon fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Billy woke up, craving Cocaine badly. His body was screaming for it. He knew Axl would disapprove of him snorting Cocaine anywhere but the house, but the house was burned down and he needed to snort Cocaine ASAP. He left the room and went to the streets looking for a drug dealer. He found one and the Drug Dealer sold him Cocaine and Subutex. He thanked him and was welcomed. He went back to the hotel room. He snorted the Cocaine and felt satisfied. He then took the Subutex. He fell asleep.

The next day, Cream Rose woke up, ate and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Posters were wondering about Cream Rose not being home when the house burned.

Cream Rose responded,"It's a good thing we weren't home when the house burned."

There were more skeptical Social Media posts and Axl claimed that Cream Rose was at the movie theaters working on a new song.

Fans wanted to hear this supposed new song.

Axl replied that they would perform the new song at the bar later that day. Fans were excited to hear this supposed new song.

Axl wrote an updated version of Come together and just put a bunch of Pop Culture references and other nonsense.

He wrote

"Here come old Doobie brothers, here come old black water that keep rolling.

Here come one Fire cracker, he one Mighty Morphin power ranger, he one mighty park ranger, he watch Stranger Things, he watch YouTube, he post on Twitter. He watch Netflix, he watch Game Of Thrones."

Come Together, right now, over me.

He 7 feet tall, he one giant, he says 5 and 5 is 10, now he's gonna hang 10 on an ocean wave.

Come together, right now, over me.

He eat at McDonald's, he go to Disney World and shake hands with Mickey, he drive a Jeep, he one cool cat.



Come together right now over me.



He drink Coca Cola, he stay at Marriott Hotel. He listen to Cream Rose songs.

Come together right now over me "

He got two eyes, he got one nose, he got one mouth."

Come together, right now, over me.

"I'm your Brother, I'm your Friend, we're one great Family.

Come together, right now, over me.

Axl had to chuckle at the nonsense he had just written and knew it was in the same vein as Come Together by The Beatles.

Cream Rose also chuckled.

They made plans to display this song at the bar soon.

They got ready and Mike and Axl performed the duet at the bar and Fans loved it. They loved the updated and modern lyrics. There were laughter and wild cheering.

Jimmy, James, Andy, and Billy also enjoyed the Duet. Mike and Axl smiled and got off the stage. Cream Rose had been wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They had Coke and rum and were in a happy mood.

Axl went to bed after hanging out with Cream Rose.



Axl sighed unhappily, looking at where Billy would have been sleeping next to him had he not been on the run. Axl fell asleep, unhappily.



The next day, Jimmy, James, Andy Mike came to Axl's room to support him.



"I lost my house and my Boyfriend all within a couple of days," Axl lamented softly. Jimmy, James Andy and Mike all comforted Axl.



They all had no idea where Billy was since Billy turned off the Location on his phone.



Axl drank Coca Cola again excessively, and Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike knew Axl drank Coca Cola excessively when he was feeling stressed out and troubled.



"I hope Billy's okay," Axl said.



Axl's phone rang and it was W Rose.



W asked him,"How are you coping?"



Axl replied,"My Boyfriend's on the run and my house has been burned down, I'm not doing so well!"



W replied, "I'm sure Billy's fine. And insurance can give a huge payout for the burned down house."



Axl said,"Billy's the number one Suspect. Insurance probably won't pay out due to him being the number one Suspect.



W asked,"How did the fire happen?"



Axl was conflicted. He had promised Billy he wouldn't tell anyone how the fire really started.W was his Older Self, but they were technically two different People, so him telling W how the fire really started would still be breaking his promise to Billy.



Axl responded,"I plead the fifth,"



W was like,"Come on, we're closely related. You can trust me with how the fire really started."



Axl responded,"I plead the fifth," again.



W said,"Did Billy start the fire?" Axl's stomach churned into knots.



He repeated,"I plead the fifth." He couldn't betray Billy, even to tell his Older Self that yes, Billy did start the fire.



W said ,"So Billy did start the fire?"



Axl responded,"I didn't say that. I said,"I plead the fifth!"



W answered,"You sure are defending Billy like a true Lawyer!"



Axl almost replied," I promised Billy I would protect him!" But caught himself just in time. He responded,"I plead the fifth."



W was like,"Okay. It's clear you don't want to directly say if Billy started the fire."



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



On the news, there was even more investigation, and it was determined that there was a pizza left unintended in an oven in Billy's house. The pizza and the oven were filmed. The burned out pizza was listed as the official cause of the fire. The pizza was dusted for fingerprints.



Cream Rose knew that the official cause of fire had a real possibility of being found out. And it happened. Billy would have been screwed had he not gone on the run.



There was a knock on Axl's Hotel Room and Police wanted to interrogate Cream Rose on Billy's whereabouts.



Police took them to the Local Police Station and interrogated them. They would have interrogated them separately, but since Axl was their Lawyer, they all had to interrogate them together. Cream Rose were relieved they would all be interrogated together and not separately.



The Police asked them if they helped Billy go on the run. Axl responded,"Tell them you guys plead the fifth. It's your right." James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike said,"I plead the fifth." Axl also said,"I plead the fifth."



The Police asked them if Billy started the fire. Axl, Jimmy, James Andy and Mike all said," I plead the fifth."



The Police asked,"Did you guys have any knowledge of the fire happening when it was happening?"



Cream Rose all responded,"I plead the fifth."



The Police asked,"Did any of you make the random call that led Firefighters to Billy's burning house?"



Cream Rose all responded, "I plead the fifth."



Police asked,"Why did Billy show up to the movie theaters hours after you guys?"



Cream Rose responded,"I plead the fifth."





The Police were exasperated and said,"If you guys don't respond with REAL answers, you 5 are all going to jail today!"



Axl responded,"My Clients and I don't HAVE to answer any of these questions with anything other than the pleading the fifth Amendment which is a right to not say anything to incriminate ourselves. Cream Rose all smirked.



The Police said exasperated,"Go home."



Cream Rose all smirked and left.



Soon, the Interrogation of Cream Rose went viral. Fans laughed at basically every answer being,"I plead the fifth!" And Axl's final answer being about the fifth Amendment meaning.



Cream Rose went to Denny's and Fans wanted to know where Billy was.



"We plead the fifth!" They all answered in Unison. Fans loved this. But really, they really didn't know where Billy was. They were asked for Autographs and Selfies and obliged their Fans. The Fans were happy. They went back to their own tables and Cream Rose had a nice meal and paid and left. They all went back to the hotel.

They went to sleep. They woke up the next day and ate and got ready for the day.



They went to a bar. At Karaoke, Axl decided to sing,"Billy Don't Lose My Number," by Phil Collins. Cream Rose was on board with this

Axl said,"I'd like to sing a Phil Collins song here at this bar!" The audience cheered for him.



Axl emotionally sang





They came at night leaving fear behind

Shadows were on the ground

Nobody knew where to find him

No evidence was found

I'm never coming back

They heard him cry

And I believe him

Well he never meant to do anything wrong

It's gonna get worse if he waits too long



Billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere

That I can find you

Oh now billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh no



Searching through the day and into the night

They wouldn't stop till they found him

They didn't know him and they didn't understand

They never asked him why

Get out of my way

They heard him shout

Then a blinding light

Ooh all I could see was him running down the street

Out of the shadows and into the night



Now billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere

That I can find you, oh

Now billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh



Don't give up

Keep running, keep hiding

Don't give up

Billy, if you know you're right

Don't give up

You know that I am on your side

Don't give up

Oh billy, you better, you better, you better run for your life



Now billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere

That I can find you, oh

Now billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh



They came at night leaving fear behind

Shadows were on the ground

Nobody knew where to find him

No evidence was found

I'm never coming back

They heard him cry

And I believe him

He never meant to do anything wrong

It's gonna get worse if he waits too long



Now billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere

That I can find you, oh

Now billy, billy don't you lose my number

Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh."



The audience filmed this performance. They cheered wildly. They were planning to make it viral. Axl got off the stage.



Cream Rose were like,"Nice use of the song knowing it's about someone named Billy. They smiled. Axl smiled back. They hung out at the bar and then went back to the hotel.

The "Billy Don't You Lose My Number by Phil Collins at the bar went viral.



Fans pointed out it was interesting that Axl chose to sing THAT song, a song where the main character is named Billy and goes on the run, just like a certain Cream Rose drummer also named Billy. Cream Rose blushed. That was the point. Axl used that song to directly reference Billy, his Boyfriend and Cream Rose's Brother.



Axl's Cellphone rang again from an Unknown area code. Axl picked up the phone and Billy said,"Nice reference to me with that Billy Don't Lose My Number song," Billy was laughing.



Axl laughed too "I'm glad you enjoyed it." Billy said he could chat with Axl longer than the last time. Axl smiled.



Axl asked,"Where are you now?" Billy responded,"I'm in Tampa."



Axl asked,"Are you okay? Are you eating and sleeping well?"



Billy responded, "I'm okay. I bought a fake ID and disguises and am staying at a motel. I am eating okay and sleeping okay."



Axl responded,"I'm really glad you're okay."



Billy said,"Thank you." Axl welcomed him. They chatted for a long time. And Axl added,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now? " Billy laughed. Soon, they kissed each other over the phone and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl soon went to sleep.



The next day, Cream Rose woke up, ate and got ready for the day. Axl told Cream Rose about Billy's conversation with him last night. They were all relieved that Billy was okay.



They decided to go to the mall and hang out. At the mall, Fans asked Cream Rose where they thought Billy might be.



Axl said,"Billy's probably hiding in somewhere in Anchorage, Alaska!" Cream Rose backed up Axl.



Fans were like,"Whoa, that's oddly specific!" Cream Rose were like," Anchorage, Alaska is probably a good place to hide when on the run! This was being filmed. The Fans asked Cream Rose for Selfies and Autographs and they all obliged. The Fans thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans left.



They hung out more and sure enough, this impromptu interview went viral.



Posters were like,"Did Billy call Cream Rose and tell them he ran to Anchorage? I mean, that's just REALLY specific that Cream Rose would say,"Anchorage!"



Cream Rose all blushed. They all knew that Billy actually ran to Tampa.



And.... The News said that there would be a search for Billy in Anchorage. The News failed to realize that Billy being in Anchorage was basically implausible with him being on the run. Anchorage was roughly a 9 hour flight away from Miami. Billy would have a hard time getting a plane ticket when he was on the run. Even with a disguise and a fake ID.



Cream Rose went back to the hotel and ordered Room Service and ate, drank and chilled. Sure enough, on the News, there was Alaskan Authorities searching for Billy. Cream Rose looked at each other and all laughed. They couldn't believe that the Authorities fell for Axl's ruse! They knew Billy must have been laughing his ass off too at this!



Billy called Axl. "Nice ruse to imply that I'm in Anchorage! " Billy was laughing. "These idiots actually are searching for me in Anchorage!"



Axl said,"I wonder how many places in Anchorage they are searching !"



Billy and Axl laughed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Cream Rose watched some Cake Cream and Cream Rose videos with nostalgic looks on their faces. They were especially nostalgic at Billy playing the drums. They all missed Billy, but didn't want him behind bars. They were happy he was safe in Tampa.

They watched the News and it was said that there was a 1 Million reward for tips leading to Billy's capture and arrest.



No! Cream Rose all cried in unison. Most People would turn in Billy for $1 Million. Heck, Andy tried to turn in Axl for only $5,000. They all hoped Billy wouldn't get captured and arrested. Poor Billy. He made a mistake. He didn't mean to set his house on fire.



Billy watched the News himself and also said,"No!" When he saw the $1 Million being offered for his capture and arrest. Billy called Axl. Axl picked up the phone and Billy frightfully told him he was scared.



Axl said," I know you're scared. Just keep hiding. You have your disguise and fake ID. Use those as your crutch.



Billy said,"Okay. "



Axl said ,"You know what? Why don't you run to New York soon? No one will expect you to be in New York!"



Billy was like,"Good idea, Axl!" And they chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Billy made plans to run to New York soon.



Back in Florida, Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and told them that without Billy, they technically weren't Cake Cream/Cream Rose anymore.



Axl pointed out that Billy was still part of Cake Cream/Cream Rose, even if he was on the run.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.



The Music Industry announced that Cream Rose were up for Best New Artist Award at the Billboards Music Awards. Axl had a bad feeling about this and had a gut feeling that this was a lure to get Billy to come out of hiding.



He told Cream Rose his gut feeling and they agreed that this seemed sketchy. Axl smiled, happy that they trusted him. They called Claven Records who confirmed that they were NOT up for Best New Artist Award at the Billboard Music Awards. Claven Records said this was a lure to get Billy out of hiding.



Cream Rose were happy that they had Axl as a Manager. They all said they refused the Billboard Music Awards.



Axl called and said that Cream Rose declined the Billboard Music Awards.



The Music Industry admitted they weren't REALLY up for Best New Artist Award at the Billboard Music Awards, it was just a lure to get Billy out of hiding. Axl was right.



Billy called Axl's Cellphone and was like,"Can you believe the audacious nerve of the Music Industry trying to lure us to the Billboards Music Awards to get me out of hiding? How gullible do they think we are?"



Axl smiled and told him that he already figured right off the bat that this was a lure and had already told Cream Rose that this was a lure to get Billy out of hiding and they had agreed and both Claven Records and the Music Industry confirmed that this was a lure to get Billy out of hiding.



Billy was like,"You're a good Manager to us and a good Boyfriend to me. "



Axl smiled and thanked him and was welcomed. Billy and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.