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April 7th, 2015 at 11:59:42 AM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

On another note the hey hey soxfan got banned. What????

He has some deep rooted issues with non-Caucasians, tread carefully my friend, not everybody disagreed with him.
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:07:40 PM permalink
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He has some deep rooted issues with non-Caucasians

Oh I learn something new each and everyday.

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tread carefully my friend

Oh I am shaking in my boots. *Puts on tinfoil hat.*

Quote: tomla

not everybody disagreed with him.

Well I hate everyone equally so I know where he is coming from. LOL. But in any case it is all pink down there!
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:12:50 PM permalink
I thought only Parisians hated everyone equally. Pouvez-vous parler français?
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:14:40 PM permalink
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I thought only Parisians hated everyone equally.



Not to forget the Soup Nazi too.
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:17:48 PM permalink
Or kramer. Wait he likes some people.
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:18:36 PM permalink
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Or kramer. Wait he likes some people.



Now you brought it up.... Don't forget Archie Bunker! But Mr. Drummin took in those two kids so there is still hope.
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:39:03 PM permalink
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Now you brought it up.... Don't forget Archie Bunker! But Mr. Drummin took in those two kids so there is still hope.



None of those "three" kids did very well in real life. Carol O'Connor was a great actor. When Suzanne Somers held out for a salary equal to his, well, she was feeling pretty puffy-chested. She's not on par with him
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:44:25 PM permalink
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None of those "three" kids did very well in real life. Carol O'Connor was a great actor. When Suzanne Somers held out for a salary equal to his, well, she was feeling pretty puffy-chested. She's not on par with him



LOL. Wrong TV show.
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April 7th, 2015 at 12:48:32 PM permalink
In Brazil, "Diff'rent Strokes" was known as Minha Família é uma Bagunça (My Family is a Mess)

Either that is true or someone screwed with the Wikipedia entry.
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April 7th, 2015 at 1:10:01 PM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

LOL. Wrong TV show.



Wait, when I said, "None of those 'three' kids did very well in real life", I was referring to Different Stokes. That's where Mr. Drummond was the character, wasn't it?
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April 7th, 2015 at 1:20:49 PM permalink
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Wait, when I said, "None of those 'three' kids did very well in real life", I was referring to Different Stokes. That's where Mr. Drummond was the character, wasn't it?



What? Different Strokes? I was referring to the movie The Hills of Eyes!
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April 7th, 2015 at 4:12:09 PM permalink
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What? Different Strokes? I was referring to the movie The Hills of Eyes!



I thought you were referring to Different Strokes where the character played by Conrad Bain (Mr. Drummond) adopts the two black children. You referred to a Mr. Drummin, I believe. I just looked and didn't see any character named that in The Hills Have Eyes.

I hope some nuclear war never gets started over a misunderstanding like this.
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April 7th, 2015 at 4:25:45 PM permalink
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Now you brought it up.... Don't forget Archie Bunker! But Mr. Drummin took in those two kids so there is still hope.



Okay, now to solve one of the mysteries of life: In your quote you were talking about Archie Bunker in the first sentence, but I thought you were referring to Mr. Drummond from Different Strokes in the second sentence.

Then you said you were referring to The Hills Have Eyes, but there is no Mr. Drummin as a character in that movie.

What is the final and definitive answer to this riddle of the universe?
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April 7th, 2015 at 4:34:25 PM permalink
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None of those "three" kids did very well in real life. Carol O'Connor was a great actor. When Suzanne Somers held out for a salary equal to his, well, she was feeling pretty puffy-chested. She's not on par with him



Suzanne Somers was Chrisy Snow on Three's Company.

Did you mean Sally Struthers who played Archie and Edith's daughter?
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April 7th, 2015 at 4:34:31 PM permalink
I vaguely remember 1 episode of archie bunker:

Why did Archie give his blessing about a cross being burned on his son-in-law's yard?
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April 7th, 2015 at 5:15:10 PM permalink
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Suzanne Somers was Chrisy Snow on Three's Company.

Did you mean Sally Struthers who played Archie and Edith's daughter?



No, I was just mentioning Suzanne Somers because she had a huge contract negotiation around 1977. She wanted the same $100,000 an episode that Carol O'Connor got. (The other cast members of Three's Company got $30,000 an episode.) At the time $100,000 was the highest paid per-episode contract in the business. (I hope my figures and memory are accurate.)

Anyway, Archie bunker just made me think of her.
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April 7th, 2015 at 5:15:26 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

I thought you were referring to Different Strokes where the character played by Conrad Bain (Mr. Drummond) adopts the two black children. You referred to a Mr. Drummin, I believe. I just looked and didn't see any character named that in The Hills Have Eyes.

I hope some nuclear war never gets started over a misunderstanding like this.



Nuclear war? That would be too simple. It would either involve aliens or our parallel selves from various dimensions. Or just egalite/johno under his 500th alias from various forums he is also banned from. Ha.
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April 7th, 2015 at 5:16:47 PM permalink
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What is the final and definitive answer to this riddle of the universe?



Such a riddle wrapped in an engima yes? I guess once we prove/solve the Riemann Hypothesis then we will definitely know.
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April 7th, 2015 at 5:25:22 PM permalink
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Such a riddle wrapped in an engima yes? I guess once we prove/solve the Riemann Hypothesis then we will definitely know.



So are you going to answer me, or am I the cat with the dangling piece of twine just out of reach?
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April 7th, 2015 at 7:38:14 PM permalink
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No, I was just mentioning Suzanne Somers because she had a huge contract negotiation around 1977. She wanted the same $100,000 an episode that Carol O'Connor got. (The other cast members of Three's Company got $30,000 an episode.) At the time $100,000 was the highest paid per-episode contract in the business. (I hope my figures and memory are accurate.)

Anyway, Archie bunker just made me think of her.



I remembered the Three's Company money battle, but I was confused and thought it was the whole cast that was asking for more. You have reminded me it was just Suzanne, and I think I recall the others were pretty mad at her for messing things up. That was when they brought in Jenilee Harrison, as Chrissy's cousin I think. (I confess I had to look her name up. I could picture her face but was blanking on the name).
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April 7th, 2015 at 9:09:30 PM permalink
Note to self. Don't mess with Greasyjohn. Anyway Greasyjohn so please tell us. How on earth were you able to pull off the miraculous feat at the blackjack tables with that huge bucket of chicken? We never really know how you truly did it. You really set the wheel turning leading to Thorp's great discovery where even today no other gambling experts can ever match.
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April 7th, 2015 at 9:11:09 PM permalink
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So are you going to answer me, or am I the cat with the dangling piece of twine just out of reach?



I am just too scared. Truly afraid that I might misquote you somewhere and I get the hi hee ho too.
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April 7th, 2015 at 9:23:46 PM permalink
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I am just too scared. Truly afraid that I might misquote you somewhere and I get the hi hee ho too.



It's not hard. Hit "quote" then start writing after the quote.
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April 8th, 2015 at 2:25:23 AM permalink
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Note to self. Don't mess with Greasyjohn. Anyway Greasyjohn so please tell us. How on earth were you able to pull off the miraculous feat at the blackjack tables with that huge bucket of chicken? We never really know how you truly did it. You really set the wheel turning leading to Thorp's great discovery where even today no other gambling experts can ever match.

Marking the cards with chicken grease?
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April 8th, 2015 at 2:51:55 AM permalink
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Note to self. Don't mess with Greasyjohn. Anyway Greasyjohn so please tell us. How on earth were you able to pull off the miraculous feat at the blackjack tables with that huge bucket of chicken? We never really know how you truly did it. You really set the wheel turning leading to Thorp's great discovery where even today no other gambling experts can ever match.



I will answer your question when you first answer mine. You are not being sequential.
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April 8th, 2015 at 5:48:25 AM permalink
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Note to self. Don't mess with Greasyjohn. Anyway Greasyjohn so please tell us. How on earth were you able to pull off the miraculous feat at the blackjack tables with that huge bucket of chicken? We never really know how you truly did it. You really set the wheel turning leading to Thorp's great discovery where even today no other gambling experts can ever match.







Aware
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April 8th, 2015 at 6:12:14 AM permalink
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Marking the cards with chicken grease?



Occam's Razor at its very finest. Your IQ is through the roof!
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April 8th, 2015 at 6:15:57 AM permalink
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Aware



Oh I always get AceAndEights and aceofspades confused. Oh silly moi.

Anyways you live a good life there aceofspades. Don't give that power away so easily. As the saying goes if it Flies, Floats or F*cks, it is better to lease! LOL.
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April 8th, 2015 at 6:22:35 AM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn


..........when you first answer mine. ...........not being sequential.


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I hope I don't get banned for this! Hope I am doing this correctly.

Once I get the go ahead Greasyjohn your questions of the universe will be answered in a timely matter.



Almost right. I believe the correct usage is only 3 periods?

...when you first answer mine

Not sure how you handle the skipped text in the middle though. Is it 3 after and 3 before the next text, so 6 in a row?
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April 8th, 2015 at 9:53:06 AM permalink
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I hope I don't get banned for this! Hope I am doing this correctly.

Once I get the go ahead Greasyjohn your questions of the universe will be answered in a timely manner.



Still checking... No, I didn't see any transgressions.
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April 8th, 2015 at 10:29:59 AM permalink
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I hope your occupation isn't writing auto repair manuals.



No. It is for the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter. LOL. The downfall of the United States has begun. You better go learn some Punjabi. India is the future. To be calm like Hindu cows..........
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April 8th, 2015 at 10:31:11 AM permalink
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Still checking... No, I didn't see any transgressions.



Your stamp of approval is the utmost importance.
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April 8th, 2015 at 10:42:12 AM permalink
Do you need the gold seal in wax, with an impression of the Royal Ring?
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April 8th, 2015 at 10:45:04 AM permalink
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Your stamp of approval is the utmost importance.



Or I could post the approval on the town bullitin board?
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April 8th, 2015 at 10:51:18 AM permalink
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No. It is for the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter. LOL. The downfall of the United States has begun. You better go learn some Punjabi. India is the future. To be calm like Hindu cows..........



I heard a rumor that you got fired as head of the quality control department of a maple syrup company for spending company time on developing a way for syrup to pour more slowly.
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April 8th, 2015 at 10:58:51 AM permalink
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I heard a rumor that you got fired as head of the quality control department of a maple syrup company for spending company time on developing a way for syrup to pour more slowly.



It was a covert ninja operation to increase emulsifier density on the molecular level to maintain constant flow speed for equal spread dispersement on a pancake. But then they found a cheaper alternative by hiring Aunt Jemima where she found a solution at three times the amount of time needed yet at 1/4 of the price. My firing was more of a mercy killing. Like how they keep throwing you those greasy buckets of chicken at the tables until you dropped.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:01:01 AM permalink
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Do you need the gold seal in wax, with an impression of the Royal Ring?



As long it is the Ring of Royal Grandeur with a socket and proper crit with cooldown reduction.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:02:58 AM permalink
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Or I could post the approval on the town bullitin board?



Funny how this thread has become a Seinfeld episode. LOL.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:05:50 AM permalink
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It was a covert ninja operation to increase emulsifier density on the molecular level to maintain constant flow speed for equal spread dispersement on a pancake. But then they found a cheaper alternative by hiring Aunt Jemima where she found a solution at three times the amount of time needed yet at 1/4 of the price. My firing was more of a mercy killing. Like how they keep throwing you those greasy buckets of chicken at the tables until you dropped.



Now that last part just isn't true. Sure, I ate chicken. But not more than a bucket in any one sitting.

And the feigned "dropping" was a hole card manuver.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:07:12 AM permalink
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Now that last part just isn't true. Sure, I ate chicken. But not more than a bucket in any one sitting.



Show us the picture/video or it never happened and it ain't true!
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:18:07 AM permalink
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Show us the picture/video or it never happened and it ain't true!



I didn't waste my time with such documentation, I was there to make money.

Not having a picture to prove it's true doesn't make it false.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:20:34 AM permalink
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I didn't waste my time with such documentation...



All hope has been lost at this very moment. Remember this day people. Remember this day.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:25:29 AM permalink
Now wait a minute, if I had a picture of me eating chicken it wouldn't prove that I didn't have a bucket of chicken before or after that anyway.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:27:27 AM permalink
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All hope has been lost at this very moment. Remember this day people. Remember this day.



Is this the day that ..."skynet became self aware"?

...wti cushing 4/8/15
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:42:14 AM permalink
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All hope has been lost at this very moment. Remember this day people. Remember this day.



It is in these times of doubt that you must have faith.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:42:23 AM permalink
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Is this the day that ..."skynet became self aware"?

...wti cushing 4/8/15



That is privilege information. Also not to forget when Hydra revealed itself within the Strategic Homeland Intelligence Enforcement Logistics Directorate.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:44:11 AM permalink
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It is on these times of doubt that you must have faith.



Yeah? Well tell that to those who are going to miss the Riviera since they are the only joint who serves chicken tikka masala on the Strip!
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:49:41 AM permalink
All of this is alluded to in the Labors of Hercules.
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April 8th, 2015 at 11:50:55 AM permalink
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Yeah? Well tell that to those who are going to miss the Riviera since they are the only joint who serves chicken tikka masala on the Strip!



You got me there.
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April 8th, 2015 at 3:41:56 PM permalink
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Occam's Razor at its very finest. Your IQ is through the roof!

I'm sure there's a personal insult here somehow. I'll let it pass since you are doomed for life playing -EV baccarat with ugly dealers.
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