May 23rd, 2014 at 6:43:38 AM
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Here's hoping your situation gets better in this joyous day!
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
May 23rd, 2014 at 7:11:44 AM
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Thank you!
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
May 23rd, 2014 at 7:30:27 AM
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16, 18 and 21 are the only real birthdays you look forward to. Some say 25 for insurance reasons, I would gladly pay the extra and remain 24. I think I forgot how old I am.Quote: WizardThank you!
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
May 23rd, 2014 at 8:07:23 AM
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Quote: AxelWolf16, 18 and 21 are the only real birthdays you look forward to.
What about the perfect squares?
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
May 23rd, 2014 at 8:38:34 AM
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Question: Is the Wizard's birthday an auspicious time for gambling? ;)
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
May 23rd, 2014 at 8:40:31 AM
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Quote: AxelWolf16, 18 and 21 are the only real birthdays you look forward to. Some say 25 for insurance reasons.
50 is a good one in Vegas. You get all that free crap, weekly matchplays, freeplay, discounted meals and tournaments that all the local casinos offer weekly to the 50+ crowd. Of course, you have to join the 50+ circuit and travel all over town on certain days, fighting the same 'old' (<- pun intended) crowds to get EV and other crap. My playing partner does this. Sometimes I think he is out of his mind. Another year and you will be right there with him, Mike. lol. Anyway, happy 49th! (or possible the first of several 49's if you are one of those "age sensitive" people who fights reality)
May 23rd, 2014 at 8:50:46 AM
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Happy Birthday!!!
May 23rd, 2014 at 8:54:21 AM
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Happy Birthday, Mike!
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
May 23rd, 2014 at 9:45:56 AM
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Is calling someone old a personal insult or a compliment?
Happy Birthday Mike!
Happy Birthday Mike!
May 23rd, 2014 at 9:47:47 AM
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Quote: kewljAnother year and you will be right there with him, Mike.
Yup, one more year and then I'll be officially old. All the senior citizen promotions in Vegas will take the sting off a little bit.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
May 23rd, 2014 at 10:37:04 AM
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Well, it's only seven in dog years.
May 23rd, 2014 at 12:38:19 PM
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Quote: AxelWolf16, 18 and 21 are the only real birthdays you look forward to. Some say 25 for insurance reasons, I would gladly pay the extra and remain 24. I think I forgot how old I am.
Hah! I like that line. I didn't see my insurance rates drop when I turned 25. I was pissed. Called up Geico, they said they couldn't do anything for me. So I switched to Progressive and got a hugely lower rate. Anyway.
Quote: kewlj...(or possible the first of several 49's if you are one of those "age sensitive" people who fights reality)
I'm one of those people. I'm celebrating my second 29th birthday this summer!
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
May 23rd, 2014 at 12:45:21 PM
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Happy birthday, Mike!
I heart Crystal Math.
May 23rd, 2014 at 4:06:01 PM
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Happy happy joy joy, Mike!
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
May 23rd, 2014 at 4:12:14 PM
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Happy '7 squared' Mike.
May 23rd, 2014 at 4:18:33 PM
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Happy birthday Wizard
May 23rd, 2014 at 4:24:33 PM
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Happy Birthday!
May 23rd, 2014 at 4:50:56 PM
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Happy birthday Wiz.
I am a robot.