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EvenBob
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December 1st, 2013 at 4:56:48 PM permalink
When me and my sister played Monopoly, I always
cheated if I could. I don't know why, she was younger
then me and always seemed to get the best of things.
I enjoyed it.

When I was 12, the 11 year old girl next door went
skinny dipping with me in the river. Without a doubt
the greatest sexual experience I ever had, and no sex
was involved at all. She only did it once, then would
rarely even speak to me for the next 6 years. And it
was her idea, it never would have occurred to me.

She rarely spoke to me for the rest of our school years,
like I had done something wrong. Women. Even 11 year
old women.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
RogerKint
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December 1st, 2013 at 9:12:53 PM permalink
Maybe it was a cold day, Bob?
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Tomspur
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December 1st, 2013 at 9:16:14 PM permalink
Quote: RogerKint

Maybe it was a cold day, Bob?



Ouch :)
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December 1st, 2013 at 9:24:24 PM permalink
Quote: RogerKint

Maybe it was a cold day, Bob?



Ooo. Best joke in days.
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EvenBob
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December 1st, 2013 at 9:47:30 PM permalink
Quote: RogerKint

Maybe it was a cold day, Bob?



I was 12, does it matter? It was 1961, and real
naked girls were in short supply. Playboy was
considered filth, especially by my mother. Spending
10 min with a naked girl my age was the most
exciting time I ever had with a female. I'm lucky
I lived thru it..

The worst time was when I was still a virgin and
got the girls top off and froze. I mean I could not
move, I was terrified of all of it. That didn't turn
out well, she never spoke to me again either. I
was 16. Sigh.
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Tomspur
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December 1st, 2013 at 10:09:36 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I was 12, does it matter? It was 1961, and real
naked girls were in short supply. Playboy was
considered filth, especially by my mother. Spending
10 min with a naked girl my age was the most
exciting time I ever had with a female. I'm lucky
I lived thru it..

The worst time was when I was still a virgin and
got the girls top off and froze. I mean I could not
move, I was terrified of all of it. That didn't turn
out well, she never spoke to me again either. I
was 16. Sigh.



I knid of have to agree with Bob here and not to take this thread to any worse places but anybody who tells me that they were a "stud" and had a threesome and was on fire....I say BOLLOCKS. It was the most frightened I have ever been in my entire life and I have been in the army as well as shot at by stupid people on countless occasions. Being with two women at a time is TERRIFYING so I kinda understand where Bob is coming from. I didn't freeze but I might as well have because I was a non starter anyway :)

You keep on swimming with those 12 year olds Bob!!! :)
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EvenBob
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December 1st, 2013 at 10:50:09 PM permalink
Quote: Tomspur



You keep on swimming with those 12 year olds Bob!!! :)



I think a 12 year old boy and girl swimming naked these
days would probably get arrested. In 1961 it would have
been worse, they would drive you home and tell your parents.
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December 1st, 2013 at 10:58:34 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I think a 12 year old boy and girl swimming naked these
days would probably get arrested. In 1961 it would have
been worse, they would drive you home and tell your parents.



Yeah, you are right, I would rather get arrested than let my mom find out. My dad would have been proud as punch :)
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December 2nd, 2013 at 1:26:41 AM permalink
>like I had done something wrong.
You had!
>Women. Even 11 year old women.
Precisely!!
EvenBob
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December 2nd, 2013 at 11:33:23 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

>like I had done something wrong.
You had!
>Women. Even 11 year old women.
Precisely!!



I knew nothing about women in 1961, let alone
that they're prone to impulsive behavior. She
was obviously embarrassed in the years that
followed, I was too dumb for that much emotional
involvement, I just wanted it to happen again.

Something similar happened years later in Calif.
My then girlfriend would come over in the afternoons
sometimes to lay naked in the sun in the fenced
backyard. One day the hot neighbor girl came
over and took off her clothes and laid there with her
for an hour. And I'm right there, sitting right there.
I thought I was experiencing an alternate universe
or something. When I told the guy I was sharing the
house with, he went crazy, he'd been after the
neighbor girl for months. Do you think it ever happened
again? Hell no.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal

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