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February 1st, 2013 at 11:36:58 PM permalink
To the VP unit in the middle of the block, at the back of The D:

I really, really, hate you.

You were a 2 cent, 100 credit unit.

We first met this morning before checkout when one of my party decided they needed to use the restroom right after getting into the elevator, so we stopped by you. You caught my eye as a source of cheap entertainment until she returned.

You were a nice looking unit, the cheapest on the block, I believe. I slipped you a bill, and we began our slow dance with each other.

So why, oh why, did you feel the need to give me THREE four-of-a-kinds in the span of five minutes, when I was betting 2 cents a shot?
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February 2nd, 2013 at 8:36:58 AM permalink
hehe, as long as you win . . . ;)
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
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February 2nd, 2013 at 3:35:04 PM permalink
If I'm at the D, I can't help but play the 101.6% Loose Deuces machine. And the max bet there is only 25c. I hope it never breaks

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