TigerWu
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April 23rd, 2019 at 10:57:12 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Yup. The whole point of a bachelor party
is to make fun of the guy.



That sounds like a terrible bachelor party.
FinsRule
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April 23rd, 2019 at 1:28:29 PM permalink
I’m going to one on Friday and I doubt we make fun of him once.
EvenBob
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April 23rd, 2019 at 4:23:34 PM permalink
Quote: FinsRule

I’m going to one on Friday and I doubt we make fun of him once.



Every one I've been to years ago
played pranks on the groom and
made bad marriage jokes at his
expense.

The best one was a couple of us
would hold him and they would
de-pants him and pour blue body
ink on his junk so he would be
embarrassed on his wedding night.

What do they do now, where party
hats act like girls?
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April 23rd, 2019 at 4:56:48 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Every one I've been to years ago
played pranks on the groom and
made bad marriage jokes at his
expense.

The best one was a couple of us
would hold him and they would
de-pants him and pour blue body
ink on his junk so he would be
embarrassed on his wedding night.

What do they do now, where party
hats act like girls?



Gee...what fun. Not.

What were you, 12?
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FinsRule
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April 23rd, 2019 at 5:28:43 PM permalink
Going to potowotomi. Paintball. Dinner. Cards/games. Normal weekend.
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April 23rd, 2019 at 6:13:01 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Every one I've been to years ago
played pranks on the groom and
made bad marriage jokes at his
expense.

The best one was a couple of us
would hold him and they would
de-pants him and pour blue body
ink on his junk so he would be
embarrassed on his wedding night.

What do they do now, where party
hats act like girls?


Every bachelor party I’ve been to we’ve done the “pants the groom, paint his junk blue” prank. Don’t worry Bob, it’s everyone else who’s weird. They’re just not party animals like we are.
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billryan
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April 23rd, 2019 at 6:34:07 PM permalink
We were having a bachelor party years back when the groom passed out on his bar stool. Being young ,drunk and stupid, we duct taped him to the stool, put him on a hand truck and crossed the street to the Long Island Railroad station where we walked him onto a train and left him there. We went back to the bar and were having another great time until about two hours later when three Railroad Police walk in, accompanied by a half dozen Nassau County cops. For some reason, they didn't see the hilarity of the situation and said it could easily be construed as kidnapping. They took all our statements, copied our id and said detectives would follow up. A few days later, we all had a good laugh about it at the wedding. Never did hear from any detective.
I briefly attended my two nephews Bachelor parties since I moved here but they were fairly lame.
EvenBob
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April 23rd, 2019 at 7:36:55 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Gee...what fun. Not.
What were you, 12?



It was in fact huge fun. It was the 70's
and the point of a bachelor party
was to let the groom have one last
bash on his last night of freedom.
We looked at marriage as a ball
and chain. A guy got married because
she was preggo, he was pussy whipped,
or he was insane. Usually it was because
she was screwing his socks off, he was
23 and thought it would last forever,
and we couldn't talk him out of it.

Do people get married now because
they think it will make them happy?
The only good reason to marry is because
you think you'll have a better way of
life with the person, a notch or two
up from where you are now. Love and
sex should have nothing to do with it,
you can find that anywhere,
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
FinsRule
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April 23rd, 2019 at 7:55:24 PM permalink
It’s just an excuse for the guys with kids to get away for a weekend.

It’s also an excuse to relax and have fun.

Pretty simple.
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April 24th, 2019 at 4:06:52 AM permalink
And getting back on track..... Congrats and Best Wishes !
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