billryan
billryan
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January 2nd, 2018 at 6:07:00 PM permalink
What a surprise.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
MaxPen
MaxPen
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January 2nd, 2018 at 6:08:31 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

In a former life, Uncle Sam had us eat all sorts of nasty things. These days, if the meatballs are on the Top, not on the side, I send them back.


Quote: onenickelmiracle

You lost me.



He doesn't like to eat balls on top. He wants them on the side. Make of it what you will.

billryan
billryan
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January 2nd, 2018 at 6:11:16 PM permalink
I like garlic bread. Toasted. If it is not toasted, I send it back.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
onenickelmiracle
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January 2nd, 2018 at 7:45:21 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

I like garlic bread. Toasted. If it is not toasted, I send it back.

You make no sense.
I am a robot.
FleaStiff
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January 2nd, 2018 at 8:04:10 PM permalink
2. Cat food ..,,,,Many cat owners admit to tasting a new flavor before serving it to their cat.
3. Dog food.,,,,,Old people and at least one blind man who learned the hard way that the convenience store had rearranged their shelves.
4. Bottle of Worcester sauce...... I'd rather eat it than try to pronounce.
5. Glass of spoiled milk ...........you mean yoghurt?
6. Dog poop...... dogs eat poop because they can smell the microbes.
7. Gold fish alive.......Zillions of 'frat rats' in the 20s and 30s swallowed live gold fish.
8. Own urine....... Been practiced for generations in one area of India and is now a recognized medical procedure.
9. Glass of half milk and half orange juice ,,,,,,might be beneficial if the milk proteins slowed absorption of the fructose and sucrose, particularly in diabetics.
Rigondeaux
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January 3rd, 2018 at 12:02:53 AM permalink
Quote: FinsRule

For $25??? That's really just not that much.

I would eat a vegetarian dog treat for $25. I did it by accident for $0.



I'd do that.

Many but not all of the items at the bottom of the barrel ff places. Bk McD Tb.
FleaStiff
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January 3rd, 2018 at 4:38:08 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

8. Own urine....... Been practiced for generations in one area of India and is now a recognized medical procedure.

Uh,,, I've decided to add a warning message. Some of our members are adventurous and many are often drunk as a skunk.
It is important to discard the first third of the urine and drink the remainder.

Oh, and speaking of skunks I used to consume the same chemical that a skunk uses in its defense. Did it many, many times,.



And so has just about every person reading this post!
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Gandler
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January 3rd, 2018 at 1:07:47 PM permalink
Quote: RS

I'll give someone $250 if they legit eat dog poop.



Its safer than human poop, and many people eat each others poop for fun.

But, for 250 I would eat Dog Poop if it was lab tested to be free of any diseases or conditions that could cause damage or illness.

Granted that testing would cost more than 250.......
MaxPen
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January 3rd, 2018 at 2:56:16 PM permalink
Quote: Gandler

Its safer than human poop, and many people eat each others poop for fun.

But, for 250 I would eat Dog Poop if it was lab tested to be free of any diseases or conditions that could cause damage or illness.

Granted that testing would cost more than 250.......



We will microwave it on high for 5 minutes. That ought to make it palatable for you.
RS
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January 3rd, 2018 at 3:10:23 PM permalink
Quote: Gandler

Its safer than human poop, and many people eat each others poop for fun.

But, for 250 I would eat Dog Poop if it was lab tested to be free of any diseases or conditions that could cause damage or illness.

Granted that testing would cost more than 250.......



Quote: MaxPen

We will microwave it on high for 5 minutes. That ought to make it palatable for you.





Fine. How about we compromise? Gandler will pay whatever it costs to get it lab tested. Then just to be sure, we'll use MaxPen's microwave to cook it for 5 minutes. Then when/if Gandler eats it, I'll pay him $250.

Maxpen, you can't get rid of your microwave afterwards and still use it.


Wait, who am I kidding? Maxpen probably doesn't believe in microwaves because they cause autism, cancer, and the new world order. Am I right?

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